I think Keine has the best hat. It's still darn silly though.

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1. Go to http://boards.4chan.org/jp/
2. Go to page 10
3. Rescue a Touhou thread
4. Celebrate the good deed you have just done
5. Prove your loyalty by doing it 99 times and you will be rewarded with a trip to Gensokyo

This is a limited offer for the first 199 viewers of this thread to avoid overcrowding Gensokyo with filthy humans.
Only the most dedicated can get in. Don't miss your chance!

P.S.: There might be hostile agents trying to stop you. Persevere and evade them all to claim your reward. We need skilled and resourceful individuals.
P.P.S.: I can't guarantee your safety after you arrive. Head to the Human Village for orientation and apply for citizenship there.
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Why should I waste time reviving a cesspool like /jp/ when I can be reading and voting in stories on THP?
I did this like several months ago when this thread was posted on /v/ and I never got my reward.

What gives?
Why would you bump this garbage thread?

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Garbage, like this thread.
This is shit and it upsets me that /gensokyo/ is too slow to get it off the front page. >>>/blue/ with you.

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Brought to you by /blue/'s Joy Thread! The tiniest, cleverest commander doesn't get enough love around here, certain contests aside, which is why I've decided to spring this on THP while we're in a contest mood. This obviously has nothing to do with the big annual contest, so don't feel the need to opt out if you're participating, please.

The rules will be pretty similar, but I might as well enumerate them:

1. Anonymous submissions only.
2. There is a hard limit of two (2) posts per submission.
3. Nazrin must be the primary topic of the submission. Failure to meet this criterion will result in disqualification with prejudice.

Since this is a new contest, and a niche one at that, there will only be two categories: SFW (not-porn) and NSFW (porn) shorts. If people express enough concern, the categories may be split between newbies and veterans, but this is what we'll start with. Starting from now, you have until September 29th, 23:00 UTC to post your shorts in the designated threads. Voting will commence immediately after submissions have closed, ending the next week on October 6th at 23:00 UTC. That should give those of you involved with the annual contest enough time.

Please consider submitting something and help spread the joy of Nazrin~
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Reading those aloud is really fun.

That said, commas mess up the rhythm and commander and clever don't rhyme.
Tiny commander
Ruffling your head brings such joy
The temple lies still
Hickory, dickery, dock.
The mouse sat on my cock.
At half past ten
We did it again.
Hickory, dickery, dock.

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Hello everyone, in an effort to improve the quality of life and activity of the site I have created a convenient userscript for everyone to use.


The main idea is to bring all the story boards together onto one page to increase visibility. Thus in turn allow people to write stories on the less active boards and have improved exposure.

Future plans: I'm currently trying to figure out a way to automate a way to see if a story has been updated. Based on the design of the website it will be impossible to have an 100% accurate way to automate it so instead I would like to add features that can catch most of them and then allow the user to manually watch threads they want.

If anyone would like to post comments, requests, or bugs about the script feel free to use this thread.
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First of all, thank you for doing this.

Second, how does it know the difference between a story thread and a non-story thread? Does it just assume that any thread on a certain board is a story thread?
Yes at the moment there isn't any code to distinguish a story thread from a discussion thread but the majority of threads in any of the story boards will be a story.

However with that said I believe that there are unique characteristics to story posts that hint more towards a story thread and those are:
-Usernames/tripcodes posts that match the opening post
-Larger amounts of text than average
-Choices located near the bottom
-Subject with a thread count
-Probably some more subtle hints I'm missing

Usually a story thread will contain one or more of the previous attributes, you'd be hard pressed to find out without at least one of those. Then using the power of computers I'm sure I can get a reasonable accuracy to tell them apart.
Thanks, looks nice.

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ALL SUBMISSIONS MUST BE ANONYMOUS. Non-anonymous posts will be disqualified.

Deadline is 15 September at 23:59 GMT (which, conveniently enough, is what site time is). Any submissions after that will be ignored.


Next, the categories. Veteran/newbie, normal/porn, the usual. We'll be dividing vet/newbie by a simple cutoff: if you've been writing here since before January 1st, you count as a veteran. All others are newbies.

I think you can distinguish between porn/non-porn yourselves.

Judging will be done the same way it was last contest: I will aggregate a list of the entered stories, and everyone will be allowed to vote for a story in each category: that is, non-porn/newbies, non-porn/vets and porn. I'm lumping the porn categories together due to low turnout for newbie porn. Voting will last another week, ending on 22 September at 23:59 GMT.
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I honestly don't see why not.

You know that the 8th annual writing contest will be the legendary last writefag posting 4 different stories.
That's been allowed since the first time I ran the contest. Hell, I entered multiple things last time myself.
Damn it HBUFlag when is DtRT gonna get updated. I know life has you busy but it feels like it's been forever.
I'll wait warmly for you until the end of time.

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ZUN just posted some screenshots of Touhou 15.

Looks like it involves the Eintei cast again somehow!
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Correction: Greek Hell fairy is sent to bring life (and with it, impurity and death) to Lunarian scum. She dresses herself with the American flag just to spite the Moon people. And she loves firing her lazors, more than Shou Toramaru ever did.

While she's not of American origin, she damn sure as hell understands the American way of pissing off the enemy.
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Clownpiece may not be American by birth, but truly she is American by action.

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You know what we've gone too long without? A writing contest. You know what I'm about to host? A writing contest. This isn't the 5th Annual Contest, though, so I'm gimmicking things up just a little bit! I've only got three main rules.

First is that ALL ENTRIES ARE ANONYMOUS, no exceptions, you're disqualified if you reveal who you are before the votes are doled out.

The second is a TWO POST LIMIT on entries, although I will be honestly impressed if you somehow surpass that limit. If you do use two posts, make sure they're obviously connected, and consider linking them together in the thread to be absolutely sure.

The third, and the gimmick in question, is that this contest is CROSSOVERS ONLY.

Yep, you read that correctly. I don't care what you write, just so long as it involves some other game or anime or movie or whatever. You'll find I'm a pretty lax judge of what's valid, so long as you don't, say, write something completely in one setting and then just toss in a token reference to the other side of the crossover, in which case I will be very disappointed in you. If you wanted to write something that was Touhou only, well, the annual contest is only a few months away. Write it now and then blitz that contest the minute it opens!

Deadline's the 21st of May at 23:59 GMT, AKA site time, so that gives you a month to do your thing.

The categories are veterans/newbies and normal/smut, as usual. Veterans are defined as anyone who's been writing since August 1st of 2014, coincidentally about the time it's been since the 4th Annual contest. As for voting, I'll handle making the list of all entered stories, and you get one vote per category; that is, newbies/veterans/porn. Like the last Annual contest, I'm merging the porn categories because of relatively low turnout, something I don't think this gimmick will help in the slightest
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Alright, I won!

Kancolle was me, yep. It was the obvious choice for a porn crossover, but that was alright. I made a list of Touhous and picked which one would be the best admiral, and dang if Nazrin didn't come out on top. She was a lot of fun to write, and I got to get all the standard jokes out of my system. I tried to do something a bit different here, making the sex less important than usual. Seemed to work out well.

Hatsushimo and Yamagumo are pretty obscure, but that meant they might never show up in a story if I didn't write them myself. And anyone who thinks the lightning sisters aren't for lewd hasn't been browsing the same pictures as me.
Not to make an arguement but people have done that with Cirno, Chen, and other characters generally considered little sister figures.
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So this is a thing. Get hype!

You going to buy the game when it releases over here?
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In before all the trendhoppers and moral crusaders discovering the fandom.
nah, that'd only happen if it hits steam and advertised as much as yet another fucking CoD game
Can Reisen quickscope in Touhou 15?

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Titled "Urban Legend in Limbo", AKA "2spooky42hoo edition", this game was revealed by ZUN himself in a recent game event. Not much is known about it, except that it will be released sometime in 2015.

Rumors say it will be a "First person exploratory "horror" game" starring Marisa, but they're all but confirmed. Art style seems to belong to Moe Harukawa, the same gal who did the Forbidden Scrollery manga.

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considering they found a way to do HM, it's plausable.

Also it seems Kasen's in this.
For some reason Marisa now utilizes the power of urban Legend spirits.

Namely shoving People into Hanako of the Toilets stall.

Which means they probably met when she was taking a fat Mushroom shit, or using the loo.

She's finally taking after her mentor and embracing undeath!
From what's been gathered, all the girls in the game are using it (mainly as their last words as opposed to an actual attack of thiers); a risky move.

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HEY >>12309



As some of you might know, Nanowrimo is next month, November. It stands for "National Novel Writing Month," in which the goal is to crank out a 50k word story in a month. The story will probably be awful.

But we're not going to do that.

No, the challenge I put to you, THP, is to do DAILY UPDATES FOR ALL OF NOVEMBER.

While I didn't succeed last year, Flanders, Kriss, Wander, Moon, Yatagarasu, Waymaker and some random-ass anon all made it (more or less).

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Anon screwing around in /border/ here. 30 days, 30 story posts. Yay.

Who else has managed to do it? Or is managing, since there's still most of a day left before November runs out.
As long as I update before midnight, my time, I'll have been successful. After which, I may just slow the hell down again... Hopefully not to glacial speeds though.
So, NaNoWriMo is over and I'm going to assume BorderAnon and I are the only ones to succeed, is that right?

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