RIP in pepperoni pieces

Posted purely for my own amusement. Please ignore.

up ur but lmao

lol so random xD

>>24279
yes!

I'm aware that all good things must come to an end, but I refuse to let THP be one of them.

If you want an update, go to the chat tab on the front page, get on the IRC and start shouting about it there. Maybe it’ll happen, maybe it won’t.

Nothing’s going to change with the story list until Teruyo gets around to overhauling it; I believe that’s on the docket, but it’s a ways off still.

>>24235
See >>24194 if you're talking about the story list.
As for the actual stories. I'm actively writing 2 ongoing. I'm doing my part. Are you?

BOING!

dank mutant wojak maymays my fellow

Mina is coming next game, I can feel it in my bones.

I've been waiting for so long that I find myself disappointed. I'm going to try the bow first, as usual. The dodge mechanic is gone so I'll probably give it up for the longsword, but maybe not. Who knows.

>>24066
Mon Hun touhou fic WHERE

>>24066
People talk about whatever in /blue/. Including their objectively shit tastes in games. It's what people have chosen to use this board for and that's okay.

>>24068
Already been done, iirc.

>>24068

There was a contest entry last year that had a team of Touhous hunting something or other.

On that note, we're about due for the yearly contest.

BREAKING NEWS: CLEAR SIGHTS IS A FATASS

HE'S OBSESSED WITH HUGE DUDES IN POWER ARMOR BECAUSE HE'S TOO MORBIDLY OBESE TO STAND WITHOUT ASSISTANCE

HE STOPPED UPDATING BECAUSE HIS FINGERS FINALLY GOT TOO FAT TO TYPE ON A FULL-SIZE KEYBOARD

HIS GIRLFRIEND LEFT HIM BECAUSE HIS PUNY PECKER NO LONGER REACHES PAST THE OCEAN OF FLAB

HIS FAMILY TRIED TO HELP HIM BUT THEY COULDN'T FIT HIM OUT THE DOOR

WHEN THEY GAVE UP HE FELL OVER AND TRIGGERED A MAGNITUDE SEVEN ON THE RICHTER SCALE

THE ENTIRE CITY FELL INTO THE RESULTING CRATER AND BURIED HIM ALIVE

HOPEFULLY STARVATION SHOULD TRIM HIM DOWN TO SIZE SOMETIME IN THE NEXT DECADE OR SO

IF NOT I HAVE AN EXCAVATOR, A CRANE, AN INDUSTRIAL-STRENGTH TREADMILL AND A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF CARROT STICKS ON STANDBY

BECAUSE I AM IN RAGE WITHDRAWL AND IF I DON'T GET MY ALL-CAPS MARINE, MURDERFAIRY, MANN CO. OR SOMETHING SOON THEN BY THE EMPRAH I'M GOING TO WRITE IT MYSELF

AND THAT WOULD SUCK, BECAUSE AS YOU CAN SEE ABOVE I REALLY DON'T DO FUNNY ALL-CAPS RANTS ALL THAT WELL

OH WELL, I GUESS PEOPLE CAN COME AND POINT AND LAUGH AT THE DUMBASS WHO BROKE HIS PINKY BECAUSE HE'S TOO RETARDED TO USE CAPSLOCK














LAUGH, DAMN YOU

>>23954

You could make it about Doyou's retarded squad mate or something. That way your self proclaimed unfunniness can actually be worked into the characters actions towards him as he slurs his slurs.

raaaaaage

>>23156
Not the guy requesting help, but I took your idea and ran with it. Hope you don't mind.

>>/gensokyo/14857

No one has had any need for this thread in a while, since we're lacking in newblood around here.
Nevertheless, I found two videos I think everyone here could benefit from watching.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMJQb5bGu_g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVrnfniQiS8

The short of the long, it's how well defined the rules for your magic is. Both have their advantages and disadvantages, but in a setting like Touhou, I feel it's definitely worth it to give these a watch.

>>23912

Thanks. That actually was pretty helpful, as I'm writing a story involving learning magic.

>>23899

Well done sir. The urge to craft a scathing response involving the lack of Age of Consent laws in Gensokyo is, indeed, very close to consuming my soul. I tip my silly hat to you.

>>23900
You know it would be answered by morality-based complaints (not without an implication that laws are the only thing stopping you from being a criminal) and you would answer by arguing the intelligence, maturity and actual age of the characters, which would be answered by calling out exceptions, which would be answered by you qualifying them as exceptions and so on and so forth.

It's an endless recursion of arguments.

>>23901


Acktualy, I would counter any morality based argument by saying the laws governing Age of Consent is basically the subjectuve aggregate of the community's opinion on the morality of the subject, which is why they vary wildly. Thus there's no moral, legal, or logical ground to stand on for opposing the MC/Rumia OTP.

>>23855
Hmm, odd. I've never seen that screen before.

>>23856
The only time I’ve seen that screen is when I was using Tor to get around an IP ban.

>Discord server composed entirely of 9 raging anons

Hmmmmmmm