>>24414
Good. If you don't do it though, I will!

Nobody here says "Thanks for the chapter" like they do on other fanfiction sites.

>>24466
Votes are a more meaningful show of appreciation than ass-kissing.

Joy and jubilation for a successful NaNoWriMo and that other thing~

A joyous new year dawns~

Things are kinda happening again for a while! Joy!

>>23160
THOUGH I GUESS THE TWEEEST IN THE ALICE ONE WASN'T THAT EVERYONE WAS GOING TO DIE, BUT RATHER THAT THEY ALREADY HAD AND ALICE WAS ALL ALONE AND MAKING DOLLS OF ALL THE OTHER 2HUS SO SHE COULD HAVE FRIENDS AND IT WASN'T WORKING

>>23066
What they fuck did you say about my Sensei you piece of shit?

I've sat on this one for long enough.

Akyuu was dying and knew it was her last incarnation (because Shiki told her), so she disappeared along with her young successor to avoid public scrutiny until she had a good chance to announce what was happening.

MC #1 had a one-sided grudge against Akyuu and was hellbent on tracking her down. She was also slowing being eaten alive by a ball of misfortune.

MC #2 knew about MC #1's ball of misfortune and was supposed to trail her in hopes of finding a way of alleviating it. There probably would have been more to it, but I never came up with anything else.

Both MCs were hated by everyone for various reasons and would have created disasters wherever they went while they chased Akyuu.

Protip: If you're starting out, keep your plot simple and don't have a billion perspective switches. Also, actually have a plot in mind before you start.

RIP in pepperoni pieces

Posted purely for my own amusement. Please ignore.

up ur but lmao

lol so random xD

>>24279
yes!

I'm aware that all good things must come to an end, but I refuse to let THP be one of them.

If you want an update, go to the chat tab on the front page, get on the IRC and start shouting about it there. Maybe it’ll happen, maybe it won’t.

Nothing’s going to change with the story list until Teruyo gets around to overhauling it; I believe that’s on the docket, but it’s a ways off still.

>>24235
See >>24194 if you're talking about the story list.
As for the actual stories. I'm actively writing 2 ongoing. I'm doing my part. Are you?

BOING!

dank mutant wojak maymays my fellow

Mina is coming next game, I can feel it in my bones.

I've been waiting for so long that I find myself disappointed. I'm going to try the bow first, as usual. The dodge mechanic is gone so I'll probably give it up for the longsword, but maybe not. Who knows.

>>24066
Mon Hun touhou fic WHERE

>>24066
People talk about whatever in /blue/. Including their objectively shit tastes in games. It's what people have chosen to use this board for and that's okay.

>>24068
Already been done, iirc.

>>24068

There was a contest entry last year that had a team of Touhous hunting something or other.

On that note, we're about due for the yearly contest.

BREAKING NEWS: CLEAR SIGHTS IS A FATASS

HE'S OBSESSED WITH HUGE DUDES IN POWER ARMOR BECAUSE HE'S TOO MORBIDLY OBESE TO STAND WITHOUT ASSISTANCE

HE STOPPED UPDATING BECAUSE HIS FINGERS FINALLY GOT TOO FAT TO TYPE ON A FULL-SIZE KEYBOARD

HIS GIRLFRIEND LEFT HIM BECAUSE HIS PUNY PECKER NO LONGER REACHES PAST THE OCEAN OF FLAB

HIS FAMILY TRIED TO HELP HIM BUT THEY COULDN'T FIT HIM OUT THE DOOR

WHEN THEY GAVE UP HE FELL OVER AND TRIGGERED A MAGNITUDE SEVEN ON THE RICHTER SCALE

THE ENTIRE CITY FELL INTO THE RESULTING CRATER AND BURIED HIM ALIVE

HOPEFULLY STARVATION SHOULD TRIM HIM DOWN TO SIZE SOMETIME IN THE NEXT DECADE OR SO

IF NOT I HAVE AN EXCAVATOR, A CRANE, AN INDUSTRIAL-STRENGTH TREADMILL AND A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF CARROT STICKS ON STANDBY

BECAUSE I AM IN RAGE WITHDRAWL AND IF I DON'T GET MY ALL-CAPS MARINE, MURDERFAIRY, MANN CO. OR SOMETHING SOON THEN BY THE EMPRAH I'M GOING TO WRITE IT MYSELF

AND THAT WOULD SUCK, BECAUSE AS YOU CAN SEE ABOVE I REALLY DON'T DO FUNNY ALL-CAPS RANTS ALL THAT WELL

OH WELL, I GUESS PEOPLE CAN COME AND POINT AND LAUGH AT THE DUMBASS WHO BROKE HIS PINKY BECAUSE HE'S TOO RETARDED TO USE CAPSLOCK














LAUGH, DAMN YOU

>>23954

You could make it about Doyou's retarded squad mate or something. That way your self proclaimed unfunniness can actually be worked into the characters actions towards him as he slurs his slurs.

raaaaaage