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21004 No. 21004 hide watch expand quickreply
http://gizoogle.net/index.php

Tranzizzle your favorite story on this site and see what you get.
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>> No. 21027
This thread is amazing and I want more of it.
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21028
The opening from that one Killing Floor story in /th/.

Da outside ghetto is on tha brink of collapse. Not even a year ago, nightmarish creatures was unleashed from tha depthz of a London-based bio-engineerin company, cuz of tha actionz of its crazy CEO. Within weeks, these 'specimens' spread across tha European continent, quickly spillin over tha fuck into tha rest of tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Wars was forgotten, oldschool grudges ignored, n' previous reservations dropped as tha entire human race fought fo' game against tha horde of horrific creatures.

But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat not a single thug up in Gensokyo knows all dis bullshit. Da actionz of one Yukari Yakumo is ta blame fo' dis shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch peeped it as humans fought a losin battle on tha outside yo, but rather than lend a helpin hand, her big-ass booty simply ignored tha issue. When tha specimens reached Asia, n' mo' specifically, Japan, dat thugged-out biiiatch couldn't ignore it no mo'.

As before, outsidaz occasionally slip all up in tha border separatin Gensokyo from tha outside. This includes tha monstas currently ravagin tha outside. Da moment she aware of a specimen slippin past tha border, her dope ass destroys it, straight-up n' utterly. When tha occasionizzle human survivor findz theyselves up in Gensokyo, she on tha fuckin' down-lowly returns dem ta tha outside.

As time went on, less n' less survivors juiced it up through, n' mo' n' mo' specimens done did. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Yukari had her handz full wit disposin of dem before mah playas encountered them, ta tha point where tha rare human dat juiced it up all up in was ignored, since tha wildlife probably finished dem off anyway fo' realz. And besides, even Yukari can't peep everywhere at once.

This is tha reason that, one day, you managed ta stumble tha fuck into dis hidden ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!
>> No. 21036
Well, you don't straight-up have any place ta bounce tha fuck out. Therez not a god damn thang ta do up in yo' room, n' tha library is still too big-ass ta check n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do. Yo ass should probably rap ta Remilia bout gettin time fo' dat soon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well, itz been on some thugged-out dizzle since you've peeped tha sun. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So you decizzle ta go rap wit Meiling.
But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat upon nearin tha mansionz front doors, you hear a voice dat you should straight-up not be hearin under any circumstances.
"-oooooon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Why can't I go insiiiiiiiide?"
"Yo, I've holla'd at you already dawwwwg! Is you tryin ta make mah thang difficult?"
"But Meiliiiiiiiiing!"
Yo ass rush towardz tha door, almost kickin it open before you restrain yo ass.
At first, tha light is blinding. But then, as yo' eyes adjust, you peep fo' realz. A hoe whoz ass should straight-up not be here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Starin up in her usual mad drama towardz yo thugged-out ass.
"Cirno!"
"Hayate!"
Yo ass yell each otherz names up in unison.
"What is you bustin here!?"
"What're you bustin here!?"
"Yo, I axed you first!"
"No you didn't son! I axed you first!"
"Yo ass should dig yo' elders!"
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Welcome, boys and germs, to day 6 of THP High!

This was supposed to be day 7, but Buddha fucked all our shit up and forced me to reset the timeline.

Who do I talk to first?
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And with that, THP High comes to a close.
What started out as a potential harem has instead turned into a full on shonen.
Godspeed, you glorious bastards.

Give me a few minutes to upload a folder with all the cards.
>> No. 20948
https://mega.co.nz/#!fx103ajK!ww_BVdMpJorSyo6acar_GJLaucHpopjLVF4KuYGydgU

All the cards are in there, even the ones previously posted.
>> No. 20954
Well, this ended as well as I expected...


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Welcome, ladies and gents, and get ready for day 3 of THP High!

Yesterday we learned that Ralko x Taisako is a thing, started an impromptu fight club, and insulted a girl into having a crush on us.

Here is the list of people currently awake.

Who should I talk to first?
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20761
>>20759
She a cutie, and now she a yours.
>> No. 20789
Okay, left for a week, got back.
Redo of Day 6 starts in around 3 hours or so.
>> No. 20797
New thread
>>20794


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Once upon a time, a group by the name of Illusion made a game called Artificial Academy 2. When the good folks of #THP learned of it, they did what any reasonable group of people would do.

They got someone to genderflip them and throw everyone in a room together.

Now follow along as we find out who fucks who, who gets screwed over, and just what form of shenanigans ensue.

But first, what member of our messed up class should be our protagonist?



DISCLAIMER: When you get right down to it, this is basically an IRC circlejerk. If that ain't your cup of tea, feel free to leave.
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>> No. 20417
>>20415
At least you're not me Kriss~

I get shot down by girls who say I'm like a brother to them! [spoiler]West Virginia isn't that far away![/spoiler
>> No. 20420
Hey everyone, day 3 of THP High starts in 4 hours.
Get hype.
>> No. 20427
New thread
>>20421


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What caused THP's split from /jp/ "back in the day"? What's the point of /coriander/? Why is /blue/ called "blue," anyways?

Also welcomed are any relevant backatory. I'm curious of THP's history.
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>> No. 20729
Is there some kind of mechanism that prevents post deletion after a certain period of time? I have some problems there.
>> No. 20730
>>20729
It's a cookie thing. If you clear your cookies, use a different browser or machine then you won't be able to delete your posts. It'll be the postpassword one. If you manually set your own password, and then input it you should be able to delete even really old posts.
>> No. 20885
>>20153
Try asking around for Of-
fuck
;_;


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Impossible Spell Card has been out for almost two weeks, enough time for players to at least have tested out how it feels to be stacked against the apparently unbeatable bullet barrages ZUN has laid out for us. Thankfully, we have been gifted an assortment of overpowered items to balance things out, which would have made our life much, much easier in the official games (they're not called cheat items for nothing).

I've crated a poll to ask you what is your favorite item. Many of them have incredible powers that makes otherwise impossible barrages a breeze, or save our butts in a pinch, or simply are just that awesome. I'm curious to know which is the one that you think is the best.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1MLdBcJZt_NXJ86pfAtgkJzEuVLKCiHhOs7yn5WE7sxM/viewform?usp=send_formhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1MLdBcJZt_NXJ86pfAt
gkJzEuVLKCiHhOs7yn5WE7sxM/viewform?usp=send_form

I'll leave this poll open for two weeks, and then I'll make a chart for all to see. So if you still haven't got the game, I urge you to grab it while the links are hot (there are torrents and a MEGA link in a thread at /gensokyo/). It's very fun and enjoyable, an interesting twist on the general formula.
>> No. 19911
I was pleased that there's a "no items" option. I live life on the edge.
>> No. 19992
3rd day after the supposed end.


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If you haven't heard of them, the new edition of Super Smash Bros. uses these banners to announce new characters in their roster, with the addition of a witty line about them joining the fights that also doubles as a joke related to them.

So, just to kill time, let's do our own banners with the Touhou girls! Take this pic as an example. It'd be pretty neat if you make the whole banner, but if you don't want to use Photoshop or other image editors, just use a portrait of the character, and write their names and the witty line in question. Bonus point for funnies.

Also, I know there's one such banner of Honk!Chen around the net, but I can't be arsed to search for it.


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Previous Rage Thread: >>17777

Why is it that people think there's some kind of "curse" on high school stories? Sure, none may have finished in the sites history, but that hardly means they are "cursed"!

Now THP...

THP is cursed when it comes to Trucks!
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>> No. 19884
>>19847
may I ask what inspired that picture?
>> No. 19945
Who knows. I didn't draw it.
Found it in another thread either here or on /tg/.
Might be one of the drawfags on IRC.
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>>19884
>>19945

Probably this.


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19538 No. 19538 hide watch expand quickreply
Let's try to inject some goddamn life into this board.
This thread is for posting whatever you like, preferably touhou or writing related. Have a random thought? Find a good picture? A good arrange? Dug up a hidden gem of a doujin? Want to publicly declare your love for your waifu? Post, fucker. Post now.


I'll start us off. What drugs do you suppose the oni do, other than alcohol?
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>> No. 19658
>>19657
Allow me to direct you
>>/gensokyo/12083
>> No. 19698
Posts should not bump threads by default.

It should be the opposite. Threads only get bumped if you add 'age' to the email subject. This would solve some problems for us.
>> No. 19699
>>19698
I disagree. The only thing you gain is a slight dip in spambot posts, which are few and far between. You trade off active stories being near the top, you also introduce a non-standard imageboard method that nobody's going to remember, and you actively drive off new blood through it.

Sure, sage is courtesy occasionally on this board. But everywhere else it's mostly the opposite. And if someone forgets sage here on a non-vote non-story post, it's no big deal anyway.


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Exactly what it says on the tin. Not limited to Touhou and anything goes, although I'd suggest not posting anything beyond the ten minute mark.

One fella posts a song, another rates it out of a 100 (or some other arbitrary number), gives a little bit of commentary on what they thought of it and posts a song of their own. Another person gives it a rating, commentary, posts another and the cycle continues. Simple and fun.

Obsequiae - "Suspended in the Brume of Eos", title track of their 2011 debut.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DhoOtGtUIQ
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and the horses weren't there i thought
i wished and looked into the plains
and dust

and explained
(had it explained to me)
with reasonable sweet that choked better
than the dust ever

(and i looked into the plains)

did


and the sky
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>> No. 19475
Chillasfuck/10, love the drums. Really doesn't feel like a '66 song.
Would tap my feet to.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZEabnf0P0A
>> No. 19521
>>19475

50/100 - Fun but really, really grating after a while.

Adagio - From My Sleep... To Someone Else

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgv4Em8YT_U


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