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this young lady
If so, might you have any idea as to where she is from? Anything about her heritage? I must know—I am dying to know.
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And here we see the Burgundian bat wearing the costume of her people.
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>>24948
Quand je bois du vin clairet, amis, tout tourne, tourne, tourne, tourne, aussi désormais je bois Anjou ou Arbois...
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>>24951
Gesundheit

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The hot rays shining
Jagged lines across the sand
The crumbling buildings
In our minds are all that stand
Just like the buffalo
Blindly following the herd
We try to recall
All the orders we have heard
I don't remember what I've been told
But the nuclear reaction can't be controlled
I don't remember what I've been told
But the nuclear reaction can't be controlled
Heat of the furnace
Dust that irradiates
Without a brain cell
The yatagarasu knows no disgrace
Out of her house
The raven rises still
Fusion is calling
To all men who bend their will
Here I am
Wingy and brainless
Waiting to heed your instruction
On my own
Invincible raven
I am a ray of destruction
All men who bend their will
We fight for conquest
In a really dark place
Fulfill our duty
Then go home without a trace
Don't need a medal
Because you cant eat those
Fusion is calling
To all men who bend their will
Rays of destruction
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>>24816
Im again just for you

She'll only come out at nights
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new
I've seen her here before
Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's sittin' with you
But her eyes are on your arm

So many try not to see
What you think
You're gettin' for free
The woman is wild
A she-cat tamed
By the leg of a Jaguar
Meat is the matter
If you're in it for love
You ain't gonna get too far

(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Watch out boy
She'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
She's a maneater
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Watch out boy
She'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
She's a maneater

I wouldn't if I were you
I know what she can do
She's deadly man
And she could really rip your world apart
Her face is splattered
Ooh, the beauty is there
But a beast is in the heart

(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Watch out boy
She'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
She's a maneater
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Watch out boy
She'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
She's a maneater

[Lunch Interlude]

Ooooooooh
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Here she comes
Watch out boy
She'll chew you up
(Whoa-oh, here she comes
(Watch out) she's a maneater
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
(She's a maneater)
Ooh, she'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Here she comes, she's a maneater
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
(Watch out)
She'll only come out at night, ooh-oh
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Here she comes
She's a maneater
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
(She's a maneater)
The woman is wild, whoooa
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Here she comes
Watch out boy, watch out boy
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Oh, watch out, watch out
Watch out, watch out
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
(Yeah, yeah) she's a maneater
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
(She's a maneater)
She'
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didn't read grazed right through it
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>>24826

Bruh that's mean of ya.

Same reader as >>24816 here

Once again thank you for sharing those songs, they're really fun to read for me.

Rhymes and songs just vibe with me.

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You have an indeterminate handful of village men, a short period of time to prepare, and a gate that needs to be held against an encroaching tide of unusually low flying fairies. Grey squares are impassable, brown squares are passable, but roofed.

How would you hold this gate?
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okay
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>>24809
I use the time between waves to make a hasty rope fence with wooden stakes, sharp stones and whatever sharp items can be attached to the fence.
I then get everyone I can find to hold a sharp stick and poke at anything that tries to come through.
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>>24808
So these fairies are flying high enough to fly over the closed gate, yet not high enough to fly over the walls? All while flying low enough for the ground bound guards to attack them? That is an oddly specific altitude to be flying at.

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Fairies are the meta, can't change my mind, go moan to the mods for another buff mooners.
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What the fuck is this thread even about
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>>24776
earthcucks coping
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>>24777
yeah its been pretty rough lately what with us earthlings having 99 percent of the game be exclusive to us, a constant influx of new content, a thriving community, and more than three kinds of scenery.

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Have we ever had an internal tohosort thread here on THP?
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I like animal girls okay.
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Remilia should've ended up further ahead, but I don't remember her showing up a single time during this entire sort.
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>>24694
I like turtles

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I want a website like MyAnimeList/anilist, but for THP stories. For those unaware, MAL is a database of anime. Users can go on the site and add anime to their "list", a personalized set of anime the user has seen. They can add ratings to each show, and those ratings are tallied together.

e.g. https://myanimelist.net/topanime.php

This would be useful for two reasons:
1. I can keep track of what I've read
2. People looking for classics to read can consult the big list

Problem is I don't know how to make something like this. I'm willing to throw money at any bored anons who want to put something like that together -- it doesn't have to be super complicated or as aesthetically pleasing as MAL, as long as it works.

I realize this is a huge ask and probably won't happen. But hey, a man can dream.
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>>24417
Fair enough. Thanks for the update!
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Hi, >>24417 here. Forgot my trip and I'm too lazy to try and figure it out.

It's been over a year since I mentioned anything, and about 2 years since I started working on this, so I figure I owe some kind of update on the matter.

First off, I'm a lazy shit with things to do outside of THP, which is the main reason it's taken so long.

With that said. Since I want to create an API, both so people can make their own better UIs and to allow me to play around with more stuff without potentially impacting uptime, I decided to write an OpenAPI Specification document, which forced me to really think about how I want everything to interact from an usability standpoint. That alone took ages, was boring and dry. But with that done, I have a clear idea of how everything is supposed to relate to each other, which should hopefully streamline the rest of the process. Also, because I have that document, anyone who wants to create their own UI to replace my shitty one will have a clear guide on how to interact with the API.

Current planned features includes the primary feature of being able to add stories to a personal list; the ability add specific posts to a story (this is mainly intended for contests where a bunch of unrelated stories are posted in the same thread).

Honestly, looking at it objectively, the only thing it offers that the current story list doesn't offer is the ability to track your personal reading status of a story, since the story list has gotten an update since this web app was requested. That, and the fact it's intended to be user maintained instead of relying on an admin going through everything and manually updating the list.

Whether or not this project is still desired, I intend to finish it, since it's a nice exercise in various technologies.

Also, once the project has reached a state where I'd be comfortable launching it, I intend to make it open source, because maximum transparency.
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>>24631
Cool. Good to know it's still happening.

I had just about considered dusting off my terrible, embarrassing Django-based attempt that's been sitting mouldering for a couple of years now.

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BITE ME
APPARENTLY I'M ALSO TOO RETARDED TO NOTICE THAT THE OLD THREAD IS IN AUTOSAGE
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>>24453
English is my third language and, even on Spanish, I can't my way out of a paper bag.
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>>24596
there's a test thread >>22239

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We have Joy and Rage, why not go for the trifecta? What's making you sad? What's going wrong in your lives? What's been bothering you for a while that you just need to get off your chest? Who knows, maybe telling a fellow 2hufag might make you feel better.
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>>24414
Good. If you don't do it though, I will!
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Nobody here says "Thanks for the chapter" like they do on other fanfiction sites.
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>>24466
Votes are a more meaningful show of appreciation than ass-kissing.

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Autosage struck again. Let's fill another thread with joyful posts!
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Joy and jubilation for a successful NaNoWriMo and that other thing~
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A joyous new year dawns~
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Things are kinda happening again for a while! Joy!

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Whoever and wherever you are, if you're not planning on completing/updating your stories then this is your thread. Curious ex-readers can ask about what never was, what could've been and everything in between.
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>>23160
THOUGH I GUESS THE TWEEEST IN THE ALICE ONE WASN'T THAT EVERYONE WAS GOING TO DIE, BUT RATHER THAT THEY ALREADY HAD AND ALICE WAS ALL ALONE AND MAKING DOLLS OF ALL THE OTHER 2HUS SO SHE COULD HAVE FRIENDS AND IT WASN'T WORKING
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>>23066
What they fuck did you say about my Sensei you piece of shit?
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I've sat on this one for long enough.

Akyuu was dying and knew it was her last incarnation (because Shiki told her), so she disappeared along with her young successor to avoid public scrutiny until she had a good chance to announce what was happening.

MC #1 had a one-sided grudge against Akyuu and was hellbent on tracking her down. She was also slowing being eaten alive by a ball of misfortune.

MC #2 knew about MC #1's ball of misfortune and was supposed to trail her in hopes of finding a way of alleviating it. There probably would have been more to it, but I never came up with anything else.

Both MCs were hated by everyone for various reasons and would have created disasters wherever they went while they chased Akyuu.

Protip: If you're starting out, keep your plot simple and don't have a billion perspective switches. Also, actually have a plot in mind before you start.

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