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18095 No. 18095 hide watch expand quickreply
Waifu-fags get in, I want I to know,
Which nigger can rap best about his touhou—
See which girl get the best rhymes to flow.
Originality is key; fuckin rule of this show.
No taken memes or shit from radio.
No quid pro quo. Nigger, make yo' own.
Takin' a beat from a pro, is that apropos?
I don't give a shit; use some wit though.
Complex rhymes impress crowds the most,
Read up poetry theory if yo' not in the know.
You gonna need a trip to be postin' back.
But go ahead and push a rhyme on the stack.
Thread's open till the 16th to post a run.
We vote then for the faggot who won.
Hit me.
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>> No. 18103
What’s this garbage; you askin’ where the charm is?
Some’n fine fo’ my time, pull my rhymes outta storage?
I ain’t no foo’, but lemme tell you too,
Some dude’ll school you like you ain’t been to college.
Am I that bro? Hell no; my flow’s slow, yo, but he’s comin’,
He’s gunnin’,
Send you runnin’ back a-cryin’ like you dyin’ in the street.
So hug your girl, kiss them curls, like she’s all you got in the world,
But it don’t make no diff if yo’ rap be stiff, an’ I’m sure you ain’t got the time,
Ain’t got the mind to jump off that ledge, rap wit’ the best and ace that test.
Love your life.
Love your wife.
All you’ll get is strife.
You wanna go? Show that Touhou fo’ sho’?
Get in line.
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>> No. 18110
Can't have this thread without this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djI6nc9EVMM
>> No. 18193
Bah, not enough entries to bother doing a full vote.

Nantucket wins because it's still funny.

>>18103, wins overall for originality and clever rhyming.
>>18101 Good try mate. It wasn't half bad.


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16613 No. 16613 hide watch expand quickreply
Because I'm angry that PC-98 doesn't get enough attention.

And because someone mentioned the lack of this thread again, and I missed it.
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17773
>>17768
>>17772

>ITT edgy things you've done on this site.

I once insulted a writefag in his own story and deleted the post two seconds later.

I know, I'm so edgy I cut garlics with my breath.
>> No. 17902
>>17773
I'm a cut above you, I'm afraid: I thrice predicted a story twist just before it happened: nobody got my points. Guess I'm sharper than the average slice-of-life reader.
>> No. 17916
>>17902
/blue/ has enough puns already, so cut it out.


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16035 No. 16035 hide watch expand quickreply
Previous threads:
>>10770
>>12456
>>13681
>>15008

This thread is for some of our authors (and readers) who have spare time from their busy social lives and mental meltdowns to give writing advice. We're giving vague hints, but we're not writing a story for you. Come ask for advice if you don't know how to write something, but we can't help if it's too specific. In such cases, go discuss with your readers.
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>> No. 17757
>>17753
does it work for "oh god work is running me into the ground and I don't feel like doing much?"
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>>17757

It greatly speeds up the brainstorming process, so, yes, it helps a lot. At the very least it lets you work out what you need to do, what your goals are, etc. so when you DO have time, you can spend it all writing your update instead of getting ready to write your update.
>> No. 17780
>>17657
Why are you encouraging him?
Actually. YAF. Do it. And post pics as proof.


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I just finished playing Saints Row The Third in a complete Yuuka run Pic related. Was pretty fun, though there's a massive lack of dresses and in fact general lack of really girlish items in the game. I resorted to getting her tatted from head to toe in flower motifs and running around naked.

Hey, don't look at me like that, it felt 100% in-character for Yuuka no to give any fucks about it all, especially when I then used a nail bat to beat people's faces in (no dongbat because that's just vulgar). No good handheld laser cannons sadly, the few that there are are massively unsatisfying and you can't dual-weild them either for Dual Spark action.

So I guess let's have a thread about vidya other than Touhou where you (role-)play Touhou characters. I'm currently setting up Fallout: New Vegas for a massive mod-massacre, let's see what comes out of that one.
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>> No. 17625
you're a strange one
>> No. 17632
>roleplay
nopenopenopenopenopenope
>> No. 17644
>and you can't dual-weild them either for Dual Spark action.

Yuuka only ever fired one Master Spark at a time.

Her "Dual Spark" simply required there to be two Yuukas.


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17473 No. 17473 hide watch expand quickreply
You wouldn't a hairy wolf woman, would you?
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>> No. 17505
>>17504

Meta Knight.
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17524
>>17505
That name alone should be forbidden.
>> No. 17626
>>17473
Only if she had hairy legs

and didn't shave down there


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THis is a thread about cases of THP stories jumping the shark.

I'll start with a very infamous double case: A New World Fool, Pursuing My True Self?

The first is the attempted seduction of Koakuma in the story and its results: Stat debuffs and sparking off the story's version of EoSD

And the second? META KNIGHT. What few readers remained after the Koakuma fiasco were greeted by the first of a good number of Asspull crossover cameos. All but a 2-3 of the remaining bunch quit upon seeing that.

Between these two, it was clear the story was going south in a hurry.
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>> No. 17570
>>17568
You guys drop at the smallest things.
>> No. 17573
>>17568

So was this the point where that story jumped the shark?
>> No. 17575
>>17573
Not really, just a matter of opinion. With that story there is no clear moment where it jumped the shark if any as it stopped suddenly.


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Metal Gear Sanae 3: Snake ea- wait...

Detaches sleeves purpose: to show more armpits. And sideboobs.
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>> No. 17480
>>17478
unlike Sanae, I don't think Alice or Meiling would have much of a pressing reason to take part in this. Meiling doesn't come off as that battle-happy to go jumping into something while the Oni might, but as the Village Background shows, they're very much happy just watching and drinking.
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>>17478

Actually, Alice is in the human village. She's almost off screen so it's hard to get a picture of her.
>> No. 17490
From what I heard of the overall plot, I think Sanae not butting in is a good thing... though I'd still think she'd try to butt in even after told why she shouldn't.


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The sun was setting on the horizon as a girl pitches a pebble across the lake with a loud splash at the end of its journey.

"That was pretty good, wasn't it, Sanae?" She smirks. "It's your turn now!"

"Heh, Koishi, I'll show you how it's done!" Sanae winds up, revolving her arm goofily.

Koishi pouts. "No cheating!"

"Duh! I don't need to cheat to beat you!" Sanae skips the pebble on the surface, but it only encompasses half the distance of Koishi's throw.

"Teehee, I won!" Koishi giggles as the two of them sit down on the grass to stare at their reflections.

Sanae glances at Koishi, then back at herself in the sparkling water. "You know, I'm envious of you."

"What do you mean!?" Koishi jumps slightly.
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>> No. 17373
Your writing is dreadfully sparse. Would it kill you to put sprinkle some adjectives and metaphors around?
>> No. 17374
>>17373
And now you know why it's in /blue/ instead of /shorts/.


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[O] ERROR

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17273
>>17272
He means these.
>> No. 17279
>This story is now completed.

Good work, you are now among the few who have actually completed a story on this website.
>> No. 17286
>>17279
Like I said with the Mamizou thing, there's no reward for that, don't push it.


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For all those who feel the need to discuss it.

Keep the faggotry, rage and ******* in here. And let's keep it out of the other threads please.
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>> No. 17213
>>17209
Vote here then >>/others/49278

Though the deck is horribly stacked against her: Up against two story important characters and the word fanservice is A) sort of insulting towards Reisen and B) gives Yuyuko even more of an advantage.

If he was trying to promote Reisen, he was certainly going about it the wrong way.
>> No. 17219
>>17213
This may shock you but, the truth about the story is that it's all fanservice. No reason to get worked up over that. If/when people start dismissing a character out of hand with inane justification, that's when you might want to get worked up.
>> No. 17226
>>17219
The point was trying to show that there are fans willing to go for her even if the vote mattered little. A Symbolic victory sort of thing. Now actually making it happen for real will be more difficult as she has some of THP's most popular characters to content with.


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