Have you sinned lately? Done something wrong that you feel bad about? Want to make up for it, put it behind you once and for all, and rid yourself of that nagging sense of guilt?
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE!
Here's how it works:
Confess: Tell us what you did wrong. Don't make excuses or try to rationalize it away - just own up to your mistake, honestly and unconditionally. It doesn't have to be some huge bombshell, like you once shot a man Underground just to watch him die. But the fact is, we all make mistakes. Whatever you did or whoever you wronged, let it out. Shikieiki is here to help.
Do your penance: By posting your sin in this thread, you agree to receive and faithfully perform your penance in a timely fashion. Don't worry - it won't be anything degrading or humiliating. In fact, it will be something fun for you, and entertaining for the rest of us. All that is asked is that you do your penance quickly, and don't chicken out. Besides, you wouldn't confess your sin unless you were willing to atone for it, would you?
Receive absolution: If you have successfully completed your penance, Shikieiki will officially absolve you of your sin. From that moment forward, you can then release yourself of your guilt and shame, and move forward into a bright future.
So then, you filthy sinner, tell the Yama of Paradise of your sins, and begin your path to salvation!
Kanna is Best Ghost is a labor of love, but ultimately fear, dedicated to Kana Anaberal. Fear, because I have been threatened by the Ghost of Anaberal to complete it or face “The howling Madness”, which is threatened on me every time I ignore the poltergeist and consider seeing a psychoanalyst instead. If you are aware, or personally know someone who is aware of a reputable exorcist or low rate psychologist, please refer to the “Comment” section.
Guess I must do this then I thought reluctantly and with the elegance of a pelican. I quickly stand up from my seat, smash my knee against the table, keep the curse in and quickly hobble my way towards him. Stopping right in front of him while leaning against a wall as…’seductively’ as possible? I had no idea what I was doing okay but I frankly remember saying something along the lines “Hey handsome~” as greeting, confident in my superio-okay I just fucked up the first impression, that’s it.
The guy let out a rude “hmph” as if I were nothing more than garbage as he took a glance behind me to seek the more succulent prey, prey that had moved to the storage room to clean some stuff up quickly I assume for she wasn’t at the cashier. He moved to the left only for a table to become my new leaning spot and then to the right only for the wall to help once again support my body, how clumsy of me. Seeing my demeanour, the vampire seemed confused for a moment. Only to realize upon seeing my blushing face (I was holding in air) and rhythmically swinging booty (I have no excuse for this) that I was indeed trying to flirt with him. It was an embarrassing experience that made me want to die if it wasn’t for the fact that nobody but the cameras on display saw me acting this quirky at 11 pm. It was just me and the vampire, so I committed the final deed and showed my neck. It’s veiny and flushed appearance was enough to catch his attention in a more solid way as he stopped trying to move past me and instead came closer. Trying to look me into the eyes as I instead stared at his nose, trying to not become mesmerized once more and desperately praying in my head.
He must have thought that I’d gotten nervous the moment he returned my interest. For he smiled as he put a hand on my hips. “You have one hell of a body,” opening it all with a compliment to establish a positive tone, “The booty’s especially bountiful if not…a tad fatty” only to insult me over something he thinks I’m sensitive about, trying to make me more insecure and easier to manipulate in the process. “But I love them that way” ending it all with a pseudo-compliment, making i
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BEST GHOST!Real OP2022/04/05 (Tue) 12:36No. 25310▼
I'm away for like what? 3 or 4 days or so and once again someone uses that absence as an excuse to pretend to be me? I'm frankly dissapointed in all of you.
But fine, if you're going to be like that then expect my next posts to be in /Others with an actual tripcode.
Shameful, to think that two people are impersonating me at once. So anyway, I was hungry during all this so I ordered a pizza. Then I opened the pizza and then Kana or whatever her name is comes out and hits me with a go sign. Ridiculous occurrence I know, I hardly believed go signs were real either, but here we are. So anyway, Jeri hits me with the go sign, and of course I die as I am a pathetic squishy op and she is a ghost or something. THIS IS UNPLEASANT. So I order another pizza because stress eating makes me feel better and then she pops out of this one too, and I'm getting sick of it now so I says to her: "What the fuck janet, can a man not even have a fucking goddamn pizza anymore you spiteful sceptic cunt?!" And then she has the gall to act like she's the aggrieved party and then SHE hits ME again with the stop sign. So of course I'm done with this shit, this is domestic abuse, so I call the cops and I tells em "I've had it up to FUCKING HERE this fat cow Margret keeps FUCKING HITTING ME!" and then they ask if anyone is there and hang up, cause I'm a ghost now see? She already killed my ass in line 2 of this post. But anyway, that's getting me over there so I try and grab some salt from the kitchen, gonna show this weevil motherfucker how she likes being "Marcille Flambe in HELL" when I purify her ass, but cause I've only been a ghost for half an hour at this point and I ain't got no practice, hand goes right through the mill, fist closes around the salt, searing burns all around the inside of my hand and I had to type this entirely with my left one. Whaddami gunna do about this?
I was once a happy man of sound and stable mind. Then my neighbour got a dog. She put a ribbon on its head to make it cute. But it still looked like a yamabiko. She had me over, to watch it sit and pray It bit my knee and made love to my leg. Now it barks all the night and all of the day. Whenever it’s not peeing on my lawn.
I didn’t get to sleep last night till very late. The stupid dog barked and gurred. I woke up late for work and ran to fly off. But I slipped on a tuurd.
I was certain, it wasn’t one of mine. And that damn dog has crossed over the line. Wanting to exterminate it and all it’s kind. From my lovely little graveyard.
I’m gonna kill the dog next door! Ain’t gonna bark anymore! Cause today is judgement day! And the little runt’s about to pay! No more turds on my lawn. That stupid dog will soon be gone. Gonna kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill that dog!
I got a little monster in my garden. So I grab an axe and off I go. And I try my best to get it. All I do is sever my big toe.
My neighbour comes out to call me. She says humans and youkais should just be friends. She puts her little pet in my forgiving hands… Then it starts to bite so I strangle it with all my might. Oh Oh OH OH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
I’m gonna kill the dog next door! Ain’t gonna bark anymore! Cause this is judgement day! And the little cunt’s about to pay! No more turds on my lawn! That stupid mutt will soon be gone! Gonna kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill that dog!
Now’s the stupid mutt in doggy heaven. I strangled it to death and now I’m free. But my trouble ain’t quite over. My neighbour called the Hakurei on me.
I end up at the Hakurei Shrine. Where I’m told that I must pay. A 3-thousand-yen fund. Wow, that’s a bad bail you. I think I’ll kill my neighbour too! Oh Oh OH OH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
I’m gonna kill the ga
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Mid-roll and in the peak of your acceleration, you lunge for the meatball!
You lunge for the meatbal!
Uh, weird. You're trying to jump for it but somehow you're frozen in the air.
Probably because someone's holding you by one leg.
Oh wait, that someone's a lady, a pretty blue haired lady. She looks really nice.
"Who left a perfectly defenceless and unattended baby in these premises?" She talks out loud for some reason "Oh, what a crime it is to abandon such a poor thing. Not only that but you were about to fall into a trap weren't you? Don't worry little baby, I'm going to put you in the fun bag and take you back to your parents okay?"
What do you do now? The meat's so close yet the lady's holding you!