The Spoiled Moon Prince
UgayaAnon!fff4xBgTA. 2023/07/08 (Sat) 18:21
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Suddenly, I am born. To do so is nothing but the highest afront to everything my people stand for. To be born, is to die. To die is to live. To live is to sin. To sin, is to be impure. Mom says I shouldn’t do that, sin I mean. She says it will lead me to things I shouldn’t do. Like great aunt.
I can see why she ended up where she ended up.
I really should stop sinning so much.
My name is Ugayafukiaezu no Mikoto, but that’s a mouthful. Everyone calls me Anon, because I am a male. I think. There doesn’t seem to be a lot of men, at least I don’t see them. Most of the people I’m around are girls.
I don’t complain, girls are great to look and touch! The bunnies are like buttons which make noises when you press them, it’s fun!
The other women are great also, but they aren’t as fun in the usual way. They are prettier to look at, always prim and proper, and they smell great too! But they are always so serious, and focused, and dismissive. But that’s fun too.
My favorite is my aunt, - my other aunt - she’s so cool, all day, every day! She’s always like, ‘do this’ ‘do that’, all commanding and in control. And her hair is always flowing, and the color is pretty. She also looks great always, she has a great butt too!
It’s a shame she’s such a stick in the mud.
“Ugayafukiaezu no Mikoto! I’ll assume - considering how you are so carelessly lounging - that you’ve finished all your chores,” Yorihime, my dear aunt, says whilst rudely irrupting my place of tranquil.
“Y’know, you are the only one who says my full name, you gotta use the nicknames, Yocchan!”
“That name was given to you by your mother, you should wear it with pride.”
“Well, mama calls me baby, you can do so samely.”
“You are not distracting me with your scandalous comments nor your words with wrong meaning. Finish your chores.”
“But I already finished them!”
She cocks her delicious hip to the side. “Truthfully? Show me then.”
I rise up from my lounging space. “Yeah, com
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