Substitute Sheep Smug!dQgILCBzbU 2018/12/16 (Sun) 13:00 No. 39564 [Reply] ▼ File
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"Any questions?"
"Umm..." I looked up from the odd crisscross craziness that made up this weird place. It was like someone took a bunch of those funky outsider light tube things, lit them up, and made a grid across the everything of everything, but also nothing, because I keep trying to get at them, but they keep not being gotten at! "...Can you repeat that?"
Sighing for the third time, the great voice asked, "Sister, may I kill her?"
"No." Ohh, a new voice!
The other voice took on a begging boom. "Please?" At least she's polite! Sis always said that politeness was important, so maybe I should let her? Ohh, wait, but then I can't do this job I apparently have!
Decisions, decisions...
"You know as well as I why we cannot. Now, answer her questions, sister."
Sighing for the fourth time now, the voice said, "There are some things you must keep in mind, such as-"
"No, no, before that!" I wasn't really listening, so it'd be nice to start from the top!
Sighing for the fifth time, I could tell that her head was throbbing, as I sensed those cute little nerves doing their thing. "Welcome to the Realm of Dreams, young satori. We have need of your aid for some reason-"
"You never said that the first
or the second time!" I put on a pout, as she's making stuff up! That's not very nice!
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for you possess in you a power rare among not only your kind, but all kinds." Jeez, it's rude to talk over me!
"Take deep breaths, sister." Ohh, it's the nicer one again! Hi, nice one! Ohh, wait, I should use my mouth to talk, right?
The sound of the booming voice taking deep, crinkly breaths from a paper bag filled the air. Thankfully the crinkles were less noisy than her, as that'd be annoying. Like, wow would it be disruptive!
While she did that, I cheerfully greeted, "Hi, nice one!"
"...Hello.
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Anonymous 2018/12/23 (Sun) 23:52 No. 39579 ▼ [X] Turn her into a duck the first time she makes an echo! Perfect nightmare and still counts!
[X] Well, if there's one thing you know about her kind of music, it's that liberal amounts of sex are involved! Bring on the groupies!
[X] Duck groupies!
Called! Smug!dQgILCBzbU 2018/12/24 (Mon) 00:42 No. 39580 ▼ But first, a short intermission. Expect it in a little bit, assuming nothing comes up.
How can one not talk to the voices? Next is the update. Smug!dQgILCBzbU 2018/12/24 (Mon) 01:46 No. 39581 ▼
[2.1] Write-in! Because, seriously, sometimes the voices have good ideas!
-[2.1] Make her hum a fugue of which you've heard the music's din 'afore
--[2.1] And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore!
---[2.1] And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore!
----[2.1] AND WHISTLE ALL THE AIRS FROM THAT INFERNAL NONSENSE PINA-PINAFOOOOOOOOOORE.
[2.1] The best thing it's unsure if it's a nightmare or a dream for her. Sooooo it can be whatever!
-[2.1] We are the BEST voices right?
--[2.1] Obviously.
I started blinking in confusion as a sing-song voice began to sing like sing-song voices do, though this one was weirdly fast in its doing so. Weird scratchy noises dragged across the inside of my skull as I heard an older man belt out enough words to give me a headache.
Makeherhumafugueofwhichyou'veheardthemusic'sdin'afore! Hrm... Din 'afore, din 'afore... Got it! AndwhistlealltheairsfromthatinfernalnonsensePinafore!
Before I could even try to figure out what I had just heard, a group of women took over, though I could barely hear it over the sound of a crazy amount of xylophone drumming against the inside of my skull.
AndwhistlealltheairsfromthatinfernalnonsensePinafore!
AndwhistlealltheairsfromthatinfernalnonsensePinafore!
ANDWHISTLEALLTHEAIRSFROMTHATINFERNALNONSENSEPINA-PINAFOOOOOOOOOORE
I wrenched my ear, ripping flesh in an effort to find the off switch.
It actually worked, so I left my poor ear sideways.
Maybe I'm the one having a dream, and I'm just gonna wake up like nothing happened? ...Wait, is this a nightmare, then? I mean, I think I was crying during that first dream.
Clearly I need to make this dream a happy one, meaning sex, and lots of it!