Substitute Sheep Smug!dQgILCBzbU 2018/12/16 (Sun) 13:00 No. 39564 [Reply] ▼
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"Umm..." I looked up from the odd crisscross craziness that made up this weird place. It was like someone took a bunch of those funky outsider light tube things, lit them up, and made a grid across the everything of everything, but also nothing, because I keep trying to get at them, but they keep not being gotten at! "...Can you repeat that?"
Sighing for the third time, the great voice asked, "Sister, may I kill her?"
"No." Ohh, a new voice!
The other voice took on a begging boom. "Please?" At least she's polite! Sis always said that politeness was important, so maybe I should let her? Ohh, wait, but then I can't do this job I apparently have!
"You know as well as I why we cannot. Now, answer her questions, sister."
Sighing for the fourth time now, the voice said, "There are some things you must keep in mind, such as-"
"No, no, before that!" I wasn't really listening, so it'd be nice to start from the top!
Sighing for the fifth time, I could tell that her head was throbbing, as I sensed those cute little nerves doing their thing. "Welcome to the Realm of Dreams, young satori. We have need of your aid for some reason-"
"You never said that the first or
the second time!" I put on a pout, as she's making stuff up! That's not very nice!
"-for you possess in you a power rare among not only your kind, but all kinds.
" Jeez, it's rude to talk over me!
"Take deep breaths, sister." Ohh, it's the nicer one again! Hi, nice one! Ohh, wait, I should use my mouth to talk, right?
The sound of the booming voice taking deep, crinkly breaths from a paper bag filled the air. Thankfully the crinkles were less noisy than her, as that'd be annoying. Like, wow would it be disruptive!
While she did that, I cheerfully greeted, "Hi, nice one!"
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Anonymous 2018/12/23 (Sun) 23:52 No. 39579 ▼
[X] Turn her into a duck the first time she makes an echo! Perfect nightmare and still counts!
[X] Well, if there's one thing you know about her kind of music, it's that liberal amounts of sex are involved! Bring on the groupies!
[X] Duck groupies!
Called! Smug!dQgILCBzbU 2018/12/24 (Mon) 00:42 No. 39580 ▼
But first, a short intermission. Expect it in a little bit, assuming nothing comes up.
How can one not talk to the voices? Next is the update. Smug!dQgILCBzbU 2018/12/24 (Mon) 01:46 No. 39581 ▼
[2.1] Write-in! Because, seriously, sometimes the voices have good ideas!
-[2.1] Make her hum a fugue of which you've heard the music's din 'afore
--[2.1] And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore!
---[2.1] And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore!
----[2.1] AND WHISTLE ALL THE AIRS FROM THAT INFERNAL NONSENSE PINA-PINAFOOOOOOOOOORE.
[2.1] The best thing it's unsure if it's a nightmare or a dream for her. Sooooo it can be whatever!
-[2.1] We are the BEST voices right?
I started blinking in confusion as a sing-song voice began to sing like sing-song voices do, though this one was weirdly fast in its doing so. Weird scratchy noises dragged across the inside of my skull as I heard an older man belt out enough words to give me a headache.
Makeherhumafugueofwhichyou'veheardthemusic'sdin'afore! Hrm... Din 'afore, din 'afore... Got it! AndwhistlealltheairsfromthatinfernalnonsensePinafore!
Before I could even try to figure out what I had just heard, a group of women took over, though I could barely hear it over the sound of a crazy amount of xylophone drumming against the inside of my skull.
I wrenched my ear, ripping flesh in an effort to find the off switch.
It actually worked, so I left my poor ear sideways.
Maybe I'm the one having a dream, and I'm just gonna wake up like nothing happened? ...Wait, is this a nightmare, then? I mean, I think I was crying during that first dream.
Clearly I need to make this dream a happy one, meaning sex, and lots of it!