An excuse for... who again? Moral!1d4WGijdSc 2015/07/20 (Mon) 10:21 No. 61655 [Reply] ▼
“Hey, uh,” you call out, heading to the kitchen with your plate. “Remember when I told you about that one website about Gensokyo?”
“Yeah.” Momiji is already washing her dishes, her baggy jacket sleeves pushed up to keep the cuffs from getting soaked. Her ears are in full view. Apparently she took her hat off at some point. Whatever. “Wasn't it a load of bull?”
“Not really.” You dump the plate on top of hers. She gives you a good scowl for that. “Come to the computer whenever you're done.”
Looks like you're past the point of no return. It is about time to introduce her to the shitpool known as the internet. And within the darkest, most vile crevice is the fuckfest that is Touhou-Project.com.
You pull up the “How to Survive on THP” post and await Momiji's arrival. When Momiji exits the kitchen, she hops on your spare chair and rolls it to the computer, wheeling it next to you. “So. What am I looking at?”
“Maybe you should read first and find out before asking stupid questions.”
“Wow, thanks, big help man.” Momiji squints at the screen, flicking her ears.“What are 'emoticons'?”
You try not to let her ears distract you, instead focusing on... something else. “What do you think?”
“I don't know, that's why I'm asking you, shit.” She pinches at the bridge of her nose, frowning.
“Just don't use them.”
“Okay, whatever. So this is a forum, right? Looks like a place where people gather to write about... 'Touhou' whatever that is.”
“Nah. Forums have usernames. THP doesn't have usernames, so it's just a place full of anonymous people posting stories, images, and comments.”
“But this person has a username.”
“No,” you shake your head. “That's a trip.”
Momiji blinks. “What's the difference?”
“Random letters and stuff after the name, dunno.” Fuck, man. She's really testing your patience here.
“Uh huh. Sounds like a load of shit.” She steals the mouse, scrolling through the rest of the thread. “Butthurt?”
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