Gensokyo Mind Underpaid Grunt !emYejGdlTM 2018/12/30 (Sun) 09:21 No. 200170 [Reply] ▼
"Seriously, I want Hawaii. And I'm a physicist, I'm done being shot at. You understand that, right?"
"It's time to choose."
"You're threatening me, you took my weapons, and you're a fucking time lord. This is bullshit."
Everything's green again, big surprise. And now it's all black. Wonderful.
"Wisely done, Mr. Freeman. I will see you up ahead. Although... I may have to... call in a favor, in the meantime."
The hell is this guy talking about? I agreed to his stupid job offer, right? Why is everything still black? Did I die and this is my own personal hell? Because that would suck
"Oh, this is unexpected. To what do I owe the honor?"
Wait, that's a woman talking. Not anyone I recognize, I don't think.
"Mrs. Yakumo, I wasss hoping to... cash in a favor, if you didn't mind."
Yakumo? Don't know anyone by that name... sounds Japanese, maybe.
"Really? Does it have anything to do with your... 'client' here?"
Client? Are they talking about me? I can speak for myself, assholes!
"You see, thissss... individual, was chosen by my, employers. However, he has proven to be most... unorthodox. I hoped that you would be, willing to... 'watch over' him until he is needed, again."
Great, they can't hear me... Wait, "watch over"? What am I, a fucking child?
"Hmm, I'm not sure, he'd probably cause all sorts of trouble in Gensokyo..."
Gensokyo? Sounds Japanese again. Oh, Christ, I'm not gonna have to learn Japanese, am I? I already know like four languages, and after the day I've had, I don't think I can bother with learning another one.
"But that means he would, fit in perfectly, yesss?"
Oh right, my future is being decided while I literally can't say anything about it. This is just the worst part of being a kid again.
"Oh, alright, you've convinced me. But only because I owe you, okay?"
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