Banki Quest !qdtrMxRqDg 2014/04/18 (Fri) 08:21 No. 28261 [Reply] ▼ File
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Who the hell is Sekibanki of the Willows? She's the gal in the left picture, obviously.
Not only is she the protagonist of this dumb story; she's a generic youkai like you and I. What, you're not a youkai? Wow, your life must suck!
Sekibanki is a traditional creature: she thinks she's better than everyone else, and if someone tries to tell her otherwise, she'll retaliate with swift violence. Just like everyone else in Gensokyo. Her cynicism and short temper earned her a bad reputation amongst her peers, and many await the day when karma catches up to her and exact rightful retribution... in time.
This story begins in an ordinary day like any other...
"Boy, I sure do want me some noodles!" Shouted the dullahan all of a sudden. "I don't know why I am still hungry, because I ate breakfast just an hour ago, but I guess I'd better go to that sparrow's stand, even though it's at the other end of the Forest, and I could simply go home and prepare some instant noodles myself!"
Sekibanki, craving for some quality nourishment, decided to take a shortcut through the Forest of Magic to reach the Human Village before noon. At that moment, a flock of cute little dolls came flying at mach speed from nowhere, holding many big and heavy bags that had to be carried between six or seven dolls each one. Because of this, the dolls were practically out of control, and when they saw Sekibanki and Sekibanki saw them, it was already too late to change directions for either of them.
"Look out! Waaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
"Oh shi- Gah!"
The impact was so strong, Sekibanki's head snapped from her neck and was sent flying. At the same time, the dolls accidentally let go of the bag and spilled its contents, burying the dullahan under a mountain of watermelons on sale.
"Good heavens, I think we beheaded her!" Said one of the dolls.
"Oh no, is she alright?"
"I don't know, why don't you ask her, Shanghai?"
"Ehhhh!? Why me!?" Shanghai whined.
"Because you're the most popular!"
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