THREAD ONE: >>185269
THREAD TWO: >>185998
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An Angry Marine only grows STRONGER the angrier he gets. This is a well-known fact among the Chapter. However, you're always at such a massive level of burning rage that NO ONE has ever been able to stand before you without you twisting them into pretzels.
No one, that is, until now.
But that's just FINE, because if things keep going the way they're going here, you're going to reach levels of FURIOUS STRENGTH you've never before reached in your entire career as an Angry Marine.
That's if you can't manage to best this TURBO-WENCH right now, of course, which you're damn well gonna do in the name of the Emperor and the Chapter and your MIGHTY FISTS.
“HOLD THE FUCK STILL!” you yell.
“Okay.” She doesn't blink as your mighty fist nails her square in the sternum, even if, again, you manage to drive her back by inches. Her fist responds in kind, and hers sends you several meters back in return.
“FUCK ME, YOU PACK A PUNCH,” you say; even being braced for her counter-blow, it still nearly knocked you off your feet. “THAT'S OKAY, THOUGH. IT'LL JUST MAKE ME KNOCKING YOUR PUNK ASS OUT ALL THE SWEETER!”
“Yeah, good luck with that!” Yuugi retorts, regarding you with disdainful amusement. “How's about I hold still for you? Maybe that way you might actually get somewhere!”
“OH MY EMPEROR,” you growl, your teeth threatening to shatter from how hard you're grinding them against each other. “YOU'RE SOMEHOW MORE CONDE-FUCKING-SCENDING THAN A GODDAMN ELDAR! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ANYONE COULD POSSIBLY MANAGE THAT, BUT YOU, OH, YOU FOUND A WAY!”
“No idea what Eldar are!”
“POINTY-EARED BITCHES ONE AND ALL, TOTAL DEGENERATES, I FUCKING HATE THEM AND I FUCKING HATE YOU TOO FOR BEING LIKE THEM.” She frowns, nodding thoughtfully. You're about to hit her again when something else comes to mind. “YOU SAID YOU COLLECT INSULTS, RIGHT?”
Yuugi looks momentarily perplexed by your change of topic, but shrugs. “Yeah? What about it?”
“HIT ME- OOF”
You go from standing to flying in a blink as she punches you again, the TERRIBLE BITCH, and you smash into another building so hard it just plain COLLAPSES.
FUCK, you're gonna be feeling that one come morning.
“Indulging your masochism aside, I don't see what that was supposed to accomplish!” Yuugi says.
“I MEANT HIT ME WITH THE INSULTS, YOU FAGGOTRON!” you bellow, stomping towards her once again. “FUCK! HOW MALNOURISHED MUST YOUR INFERIOR MUTANT BRAIN BE TO NOT FUCKING GET THIS?”
“Oh! Well!” She stops twirling her plate to take another sip. “Well, what's it you like?”
You raise your POWER FISTS and start ticking off POWER FINGERS. “PRAISING THE EMPEROR, SERVING THE EMPEROR, BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF THE EMPEROR'S ENEMIES, FUCKING WITH THE PRETTY MARINES, PARTYING HARD, AND FLUFFY THINGS, FOR THEY SOOTHE MY IMMENSE RAGE WHEN THERE ARE NO ENEMIES OF MANKIND FOR ME TO PURGE.”
Yuugi simply lifts an eyebrow. “...Fluffy things?”
“YEAH. LIKE CABBITS. HOLY SHIT HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CABBIT IT'S LIKE A BALL OF FLUFF PRACTICALLY MADE FOR PETTING AND HRRRRRRGHHHH”
You clutch your chest as you suffer through your FLUFF-INDUCED HEART ATTACK, but fortunately you have a spare, so all the EXCRUCIATING PAIN does is make you EVEN ANGRIER.
“Huh,” Yuugi says. She takes a long pull from her dish, eyeing you contemplatively as she does so. “...The Emperor is bad and you should feel bad for serving him.”
HERESY
“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT HIM, YOU LITTLE BITCH?” you scream, vox-boosted voice audible throughout the entire underground, and Yuugi actually flinches. “I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW HE CLAWED HIS WAY OUT OF A TECHNO-BARBARIC EARTH TO UNITE HUMANITY, AND HE'S BEEN INVOLVED IN COUNTLESS BATTLES ACROSS THE GALAXY AS HE CONQUERED IT IN HIS MOST HOLY NAME, AND EVEN AFTER HIS FAGGOT SON HORUS MORTALLY WOUNDED HIM HE STILL CLINGS TO LIFE, HOLDING THE IMPERIUM TOGETHER UPON HIS GOLDEN THRONE AND MAINTAINING HIS ETERNAL VIGIL OVER US ALL!”
The GOD-EMPEROR DAMNED HERETIC takes a step back, but you're so embroiled in RAGE that you can't stop yelling.
“YOU ARE NOTHING TO HIM BUT JUST ANOTHER MUTANT! HE CREATED ME TO WIPE YOU, AND EVERYONE AROUND YOU, THE FUCK OUT WITH COLLATERAL DAMAGE THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE IN THIS HELL, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS! YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT SHIT ABOUT HIM RIGHT TO MY FACE? THINK AGAIN, FUCKER! AS WE SPEAK I'M GROWING INCREASINGLY FURIOUS, SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE STORM, FAGGOT! THE STORM THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR CITY! YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, ASSHOLE!”
Rocks tumble down from the underground's ceiling far above as buildings collapse all around you, nothing in this city able to stand before the might of your MASSIVE AUDITORY ASSAULT.
“I CAN DEEP STRIKE ANYWHERE, ANY TIME, AND I CAN KILL YOU IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS, AND THAT'S JUST WITH MY POWER BOOTS! NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN ALL FORMS OF MOTHERFUCKING COMBAT, BUT I HAVE BEEN GENETICALLY MODIFIED TO BECOME THE APEX OF HUMANITY, AND I WILL USE MY SUPERIORITY TO ITS FULL EXTENT AS I PURGE YOUR MISERABLE ASS OFF THE FACE OF THIS PLANET, YOU LITTLE SHIT!”
Blood is pouring from Yuugi's ears now, but she's holding her ground in the face of Armageddon with GRIT TEETH and GRIM DETERMINATION, and even now, her plate doesn't spill a DROP.
“IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT HOLY VENGEANCE YOUR FUCKING 'CLEVER' COMMENT WAS ABOUT TO TO RAIN DOWN UPON YOUR HEAD, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE SHUT THE FUCK UP! BUT YOU COULDN'T, YOU DIDN'T, AND NOW YOU'RE PAYING THE PRICE, YOU EMPEROR-DAMNED IDIOT! I WILL SHIT FURY ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT! YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, ASSHOLE!”
You cap off your MASSIVE RANT with the ANGRIEST FUCKING PUNCH IN THE WORLD directly to her FUCKING HERETICAL MUTANT FACE. Her head SNAPS BACK, teeth FLYING, bones CRACKING, blood SPLATTERING across your fist, and she staggers BACKWARD.
ONE STEP.
TWO STEPS.
THREE.
And then, against ALL FUCKING ODDS, she STEADIES HERSELF. Worse yet, her plate is STILL PERFECTLY LEVEL.
“That all you got?” she slurs, blood pouring from her grinning mouth.
Your blood pressure spikes to a NEVER-BEFORE-FELT LEVEL.
“WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-” you roar, the whole underground falling to pieces around you, your rage breaking past the limit of what you ever thought possible.
And then, for just one moment, for the first time in your ENTIRE LIFE, you break past ANGER and reach PURE BLISS.
Alas, your MASSIVE BLOOD PRESSURE proves too much even for your AWESOME BODY to handle, and you FUCKING EXPLODE in a shower of blood and body parts. Your flying POWER ARM hits Yuugi's face with the force of a Baneblade shell, knocking her head over heels and finally, FINALLY spilling that GODDAMN PLATE, even as the rest of your POWER BODY flies off spurting blood, carving a swathe of destruction through whatever gets in their way.
You DIED HAPPY.
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SHIT, I'M JUST FALLING OFF ALL THE WAGONS WHEN IT COMES TO MY UPDATE SPEED, AREN'T I?
ANYWAY WHEN YOU COME BACK FROM THE DEAD WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO
[X] SHINING ANGRY POWER FINGER
[X] GET DAT FUKKEN PLATE
- AND IT'S TIME FOR THE GAME OVER ADVICE AGAIN, ASSHOLES
[X] BIG E WANTS A FUCKING WORD
[X] FUKLAW IS HERE AND HE LOOKS PISSED
[X] CHAPTER MASTER TEMPERUS IS ALWAYS ANGRY, BUT TODAY HE LOOKS ESPECIALLY ALWAYS ANGRY
No. 186635
[X] SHINING ANGRY POWER FINGER |
No. 186636
[X] SHINING ANGRY POWER FINGER |
No. 186637
[X] GET DAT FUKKEN PLATE |
No. 186638
[X] GET DAT FUKKEN PLATE |
No. 186640
[X] SHINING ANGRY POWER FINGER |
No. 186641
[X] SHINING ANGRY POWER FINGER |
No. 186642
>>186634 |
No. 186643
[X] SHINING ANGRY POWER FINGER |
No. 186644
[X] GET DAT FUKKEN PLATE |
No. 186645
[X] GET DAT FUKKEN PLATE |
No. 186652
[X] GET DAT FUKKEN PLATE |
No. 186654
[X] GET DAT FUKKEN PLATE |
No. 186659
[X] SHINING ANGRY POWER FINGER |
No. 186660
[X] GET DAT FUKKEN PLATE |
No. 186662
[X] SHINING ANGRY POWER FINGER |
No. 186676
WELL THAT WAS AN EMPEROR-DAMNED CLOSE ONE, BUT I'LL CALL IT HERE FOR THE SHINING ANGRY POWER FINGER AND ABSOLUTELY ALL THE ASSHOLES YELLING AT EACH OTHER |
No. 186690
>>186676 |
No. 186698
>>186690 |
No. 186711
File 145016047837.jpg- (381.55KB , 1238x1628 , POSITIVE FEELINGS.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() I BLAME NEW VIDYA AND MY OWN INCOMPETENCE AT THIS TAKING NEARLY A WEEK |
No. 186712
[X] EVEN IF IT WAS COMPLETELY RAD, YOUR FISTS DON'T USUALLY BLOW SHIT UP. YOU BLAME BEING IN HELL. SHIT GETS WEIRD IN HELL. |
No. 186713
[X] WHY YES STUPID ABHUMAN MUTANT, OF COURSE ANGRY PUNCHES EXPLODE WHEN YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO IT. THIS TOTALLY WASN'T AN ACCIDENT. AUDIBLE WINK. |
No. 186714
[X] WHY YES STUPID ABHUMAN MUTANT, OF COURSE ANGRY PUNCHES EXPLODE WHEN YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO IT. THIS TOTALLY WASN'T AN ACCIDENT. AUDIBLE WINK. |
No. 186715
[X] EVEN IF IT WAS COMPLETELY RAD, YOUR FISTS DON'T USUALLY BLOW SHIT UP. YOU BLAME BEING IN HELL. SHIT GETS WEIRD IN HELL. |
No. 186718
[X] WHY YES STUPID ABHUMAN MUTANT, OF COURSE ANGRY PUNCHES EXPLODE WHEN YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO IT. THIS TOTALLY WASN'T AN ACCIDENT. AUDIBLE WINK. |
No. 186720
[X] EVEN IF IT WAS COMPLETELY RAD, YOUR FISTS DON'T USUALLY BLOW SHIT UP. YOU BLAME BEING IN HELL. SHIT GETS WEIRD IN HELL. |
No. 186721
[X] WHY YES STUPID ABHUMAN MUTANT, OF COURSE ANGRY PUNCHES EXPLODE WHEN YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO IT. THIS TOTALLY WASN'T AN ACCIDENT. AUDIBLE WINK. |
No. 186722
[X] EVEN IF IT WAS COMPLETELY RAD, YOUR FISTS DON'T USUALLY BLOW SHIT UP. YOU BLAME BEING IN HELL. SHIT GETS WEIRD IN HELL. |
No. 186723
[X] EVEN IF IT WAS COMPLETELY RAD, YOUR FISTS DON'T USUALLY BLOW SHIT UP. YOU BLAME BEING IN HELL. SHIT GETS WEIRD IN HELL. |
No. 186724
[X] EVEN IF IT WAS COMPLETELY RAD, YOUR FISTS DON'T USUALLY BLOW SHIT UP. YOU BLAME BEING IN HELL. SHIT GETS WEIRD IN HELL. |
No. 186725
[X] WHY YES STUPID ABHUMAN MUTANT, OF COURSE ANGRY PUNCHES EXPLODE WHEN YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO IT. THIS TOTALLY WASN'T AN ACCIDENT. AUDIBLE WINK. |
No. 186726
[x] RAD? YES. INTENTIONAL? NO. |
No. 186727
[X] EVEN IF IT WAS COMPLETELY RAD, YOUR FISTS DON'T USUALLY BLOW SHIT UP. YOU BLAME BEING IN HELL. SHIT GETS WEIRD IN HELL. |
No. 186729
File 145022288558.png- (1.85KB , 373x158 , shinmegamitensei.png ) [iqdb] ![]() >>186714 |
No. 186730
[X] WHY YES STUPID ABHUMAN MUTANT, OF COURSE ANGRY PUNCHES EXPLODE WHEN YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO IT. THIS TOTALLY WASN'T AN ACCIDENT. AUDIBLE WINK. |
No. 186731
[X] EVEN IF IT WAS COMPLETELY RAD, YOUR FISTS DON'T USUALLY BLOW SHIT UP. YOU BLAME BEING IN HELL. SHIT GETS WEIRD IN HELL. |
No. 186750
[X] EVEN IF IT WAS COMPLETELY RAD, YOUR FISTS DON'T USUALLY BLOW SHIT UP. YOU BLAME BEING IN HELL. SHIT GETS WEIRD IN HELL. |
No. 186753
[X] EVEN IF IT WAS COMPLETELY RAD, YOUR FISTS DON'T USUALLY BLOW SHIT UP. YOU BLAME BEING IN HELL. SHIT GETS WEIRD IN HELL. |
No. 186819
[X] EVEN IF IT WAS COMPLETELY RAD, YOUR FISTS DON'T USUALLY BLOW SHIT UP. YOU BLAME BEING IN HELL. SHIT GETS WEIRD IN HELL. |
No. 186821
>>186819 |
No. 186823
File 145168292728.png- (886.83KB , 1300x972 , NOW WHO'S THIS TINY BITCH.png ) [iqdb] ![]() >>186819 |
No. 186824
[X] YUUGI MISSILE, FIIIIIIIIIIRE |
No. 186825
[X] YUUGI MISSILE, FIIIIIIIIIIRE |
No. 186826
[X] YUUGI MISSILE, FIIIIIIIIIIRE |
No. 186827
[X] CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE |
No. 186828
[X] YUUGI MISSILE, FIIIIIIIIIIRE |
No. 186829
[X] YUUGI MISSILE, FIIIIIIIIIIRE |
No. 186830
[X] YUUGI MISSILE, FIIIIIIIIIIRE |
No. 186831
[X] YUUGI MISSILE, FIIIIIIIIIIRE |
No. 186833
>>186823 |
No. 186838
[X] YUUGI MISSILE, FIIIIIIIIIIRE |
No. 186841
[X] YUUGI MISSILE, FIIIIIIIIIIRE |
No. 186845
[X] YUUGI MISSILE, FIIIIIIIIIIRE |
No. 186846
File 145199948699.jpg- (444.56KB , 600x533 , SUCH HUGE.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() There are many options for an enterprising Angry Marine when faced with a Bloodthirster-sized foe, but one that is immediately discarded is the notion of RUNNING AWAY like a PUSSY; that's a REASONABLE MARINE IDEA, and the mere idea of being like those COWARDLY SHITS after they got on your case about COLLATERAL DAMAGE and FRIENDLY FIRE and BAD ATTITUDES is INFURIATING. |
No. 186847
[X] YOU GOT TWO HANDS COMING AT YOU AND TWO POWER FISTS AT YOUR DISPOSAL. DO THE MATH. |
No. 186848
[X] DIVE OFF THE BACK OF HER HEAD, THE BETTER TO ASSAIL WEAK POINTS WITHOUT HER GRABBING YOU. |
No. 186849
[X] YOU GOT TWO HANDS COMING AT YOU AND TWO POWER FISTS AT YOUR DISPOSAL. DO THE MATH. |
No. 186850
[X] DIVE OFF THE BACK OF HER HEAD, THE BETTER TO ASSAIL WEAK POINTS WITHOUT HER GRABBING YOU. |
No. 186851
[X] DIVE OFF THE BACK OF HER HEAD, THE BETTER TO ASSAIL WEAK POINTS WITHOUT HER GRABBING YOU. |
No. 186852
[X] DIVE OFF THE BACK OF HER HEAD, THE BETTER TO ASSAIL WEAK POINTS WITHOUT HER GRABBING YOU. |
No. 186853
[X] DIVE OFF THE FRONT OF HER HEAD, FOR THIS WAY YOU CAN PUNCH HER IN THE FACE. |
No. 186854
[X] DIVE OFF THE BACK OF HER HEAD, THE BETTER TO ASSAIL WEAK POINTS WITHOUT HER GRABBING YOU. |
No. 186871
“I did not volunteer for this,” |
No. 186873
[X] DIVE OFF THE BACK OF HER HEAD, THE BETTER TO ASSAIL WEAK POINTS WITHOUT HER GRABBING YOU. |
No. 186895
[X] DIVE OFF THE BACK OF HER HEAD, THE BETTER TO ASSAIL WEAK POINTS WITHOUT HER GRABBING YOU. |
No. 186909
File 145275469575.jpg- (635.65KB , 1280x800 , SHE REFUSES TO NOT BE HAPPY.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() “YEAH NAH,” you declare, and throw yourself backwards before her hands meet her skull with thunderous impact. Your flight ends with you landing on the nape of her neck, because you recall that, according to Brother-Captain Captain-Brother Brother-Captain (his parents had high aspirations for their boy), this is USUALLY where COLOSSAL FIENDS have GLOWY WEAK POINTS. |
No. 186913
[X] DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE THE CUNT DESTROYER |
No. 186914
[X] I SUMMON ALL THE POWER OF THE FURIOUS FINGER |
No. 186915
[x] CUNT DESTROYER |
No. 186916
[X] DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE THE CUNT DESTROYER |
No. 186917
[X] DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE THE CUNT DESTROYER |
No. 186918
ME THINKS CUNT-DESTROYER IS MOTHER OF ALL WEDGIES. |
No. 186920
[X] ANGRY PUNT HER ASS INTO THE MILKY WAY |
No. 186924
[X] DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE THE CUNT DESTROYER |
No. 186926
[X] DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE THE CUNT DESTROYER |
No. 186929
[X] DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE THE CUNT DESTROYER |
No. 186938
[X] DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE THE CUNT DESTROYER |
No. 186948
[X] DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE THE CUNT DESTROYER |
No. 186957
File 145292749841.jpg- (1.54MB , 1870x2764 , OKAY THAT SHUT HER UP GOOD.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() You have doled out beatings and wedgies aplenty, to catgirls and dick-kickers and then more, but now you face the most terrible foe of all; an annoying, overpowered, mutant SQUAT. There is clearly only one option here to show her who is truly in charge. |
No. 186958
[X] VICTORY IS YOURS, AS ARE THIS GOURD OF RADICAL ALCOHOL AND THE PUNTED ONI WHO IS POWERLESS TO RESIST YOU. AS PART OF YOUR FLOCK, SHE MUST BE WELCOMED PROPERLY INTO THE EMPEROR'S LIGHT. |
No. 186959
>>186957 |
No. 186961
[X] VICTORY IS YOURS, AS ARE THIS GOURD OF RADICAL ALCOHOL AND THE PUNTED ONI WHO IS POWERLESS TO RESIST YOU. AS PART OF YOUR FLOCK, SHE MUST BE WELCOMED PROPERLY INTO THE EMPEROR'S LIGHT. |
No. 186964
[x] THE VICTORY IS YOURS |
No. 186968
[X] 1 |
No. 186970
[X] VICTORY IS YOURS, AS ARE THIS GOURD OF RADICAL ALCOHOL AND THE PUNTED ONI WHO IS POWERLESS TO RESIST YOU. AS PART OF YOUR FLOCK, SHE MUST BE WELCOMED PROPERLY INTO THE EMPEROR'S LIGHT. |
No. 186971
[X] VICTORY IS YOURS, AS ARE THIS GOURD OF RADICAL ALCOHOL AND THE PUNTED ONI WHO IS POWERLESS TO RESIST YOU. AS PART OF YOUR FLOCK, SHE MUST BE WELCOMED PROPERLY INTO THE EMPEROR'S LIGHT. |
No. 186978
[X] VICTORY IS YOURS, AS ARE THIS GOURD OF RADICAL ALCOHOL AND THE PUNTED ONI WHO IS POWERLESS TO RESIST YOU. AS PART OF YOUR FLOCK, SHE MUST BE WELCOMED PROPERLY INTO THE EMPEROR'S LIGHT. |
No. 186979
Suika emits a high-pitched, keening whine as she crumples forward, and starts sobbing quietly into the dirt. |
No. 186985
>>186979 |
No. 186999
SHE IS STILL ACCEPTABLY MUTANT, JUST LIKE OGRYN AND FELINIDS. |
No. 187011
[X] MASSAGE HER EXPLODED GROIN. THIS IS A RITE OF PASSAGE NEEDED TO JOIN YOUR FLOCK. PERHAPS. YOU CANNOT THINK UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL. |
No. 187012
[X] NOW THAT YOU HAVE SHOWN YOUR MIGHT, HORN SOLO IS SURE TO JOIN YOUR CAUSE. GO FIND HER REAL QUICK AND GIVE HER SOME BOOZE, FOR THIS IS SURE TO SWAY HER. |
No. 187014
>>186958 |
No. 187015
File 145334780342.jpg- (646.05KB , 1100x984 , HER SADNESS IS ENTIRELY DESERVED.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() After a minute solid of trying to finish off this RADICAL LIQUOR without draining any appreciable amount of the gourd's contents, Suika's weeping slows to a halt. You pause in your drinking, grab one of her horns, and lift her off the ground. Her face is stained with tears and dirt, and all the fight seems to be taken out of her. She hiccups, avoiding looking at you as she dangles lopsidedly in your MIGHTY GRIP. |
No. 187016
>>187015 |
No. 187017
[X] DRINK SOME MORE, FOR THIS IS SURE TO AID YOU IN YOUR QUEST |
No. 187018
[X] GET THE FUCK UP, MARINE, YOU GIANT FLAMING ASSHOLE, THIS IS FUCKING DISGRACEFUL |
No. 187019
[X] GET THE FUCK UP, MARINE, YOU GIANT FLAMING ASSHOLE, THIS IS FUCKING DISGRACEFUL |
No. 187021
[X] GET THE FUCK UP, MARINE, YOU GIANT FLAMING ASSHOLE, THIS IS FUCKING DISGRACEFUL |
No. 187023
>>187015 |
No. 187025
[X] GET THE FUCK UP, MARINE, YOU GIANT FLAMING ASSHOLE, THIS IS FUCKING DISGRACEFUL |
No. 187026
[X] GET THE FUCK UP, MARINE, YOU GIANT FLAMING ASSHOLE, THIS IS FUCKING DISGRACEFUL |
No. 187028
[X] DRINK SOME MORE, FOR THIS IS SURE TO AID YOU IN YOUR QUEST |
No. 187029
[X] TAKE AN ANGRY NAP AND ASSAULT THIS PROBLEM WITH RENEWED HATRED UPON AWAKENING |
No. 187030
>>187029 |
No. 187034
X] GET THE FUCK UP, MARINE, YOU GIANT FLAMING ASSHOLE, THIS IS FUCKING DISGRACEFUL |
No. 187040
[X] GET THE FUCK UP, MARINE, YOU GIANT FLAMING ASSHOLE, THIS IS FUCKING DISGRACEFUL |
No. 187042
[X] GET THE FUCK UP, MARINE, YOU GIANT FLAMING ASSHOLE, THIS IS FUCKING DISGRACEFUL |
No. 187043
[X] GET THE FUCK UP, MARINE, YOU GIANT FLAMING ASSHOLE, THIS IS FUCKING DISGRACEFUL |
No. 187144
[X] GET THE FUCK UP, MARINE, YOU GIANT FLAMING ASSHOLE, THIS IS FUCKING DISGRACEFUL |
No. 187149
[X] DRINK SOME MORE, FOR THIS IS SURE TO AID YOU IN YOUR QUEST |
No. 187374
File 145555270199.jpg- (93.13KB , 480x640 , GENERALLY HAVING A BAD DAY.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() For a brief, brief moment, you consider sleeping for a little while, just long enough to get your strength back, before the terrible, heretical implications of that sink in. That would be ADMITTING DEFEAT to this PANSY ALCOHOL that actually does a pretty good job of intoxicating you you're legit impressed but ANYWAY IT THINKS IT CAN FUCKING BEAT YOU AND THAT JUST AIN'T RIGHT. |
No. 187376
[X] LET'S JUST PUNCH HER AND GET ON WITH IT; YOU GOT TWO CARRYING SHOULDERS FOR A REASON, AFTER ALL |
No. 187377
[X] LET'S JUST PUNCH HER AND GET ON WITH IT; YOU GOT TWO CARRYING SHOULDERS FOR A REASON, AFTER ALL |
No. 187378
[X] NO NO NO HOLD THE FUCK UP THIS IS A FALSE ASSUMPTION SHE'S OPERATING ON, THINKING SHE CAN TELL YOU WHAT TO DO, AND IT NEEDS FIXING WITH WORDS |
No. 187381
[X] NO NO NO HOLD THE FUCK UP THIS IS A FALSE ASSUMPTION SHE'S OPERATING ON, THINKING SHE CAN TELL YOU WHAT TO DO, AND IT NEEDS FIXING WITH WORDS |
No. 187382
[X] NO NO NO HOLD THE FUCK UP THIS IS A FALSE ASSUMPTION SHE'S OPERATING ON, THINKING SHE CAN TELL YOU WHAT TO DO, AND IT NEEDS FIXING WITH WORDS |
No. 187383
[X] NO NO NO HOLD THE FUCK UP THIS IS A FALSE ASSUMPTION SHE'S OPERATING ON, THINKING SHE CAN TELL YOU WHAT TO DO, AND IT NEEDS FIXING WITH WORDS |
No. 187384
[X] JUST USE YOUR FOOT TO CUNT KICK HER. EVERY MUTIE DESERVES ONE. YOU'RE TOO DRUNK TO DOBTHE EMPEROR'S BIDDING ANYWAY |
No. 187386
[X] NO NO NO HOLD THE FUCK UP THIS IS A FALSE ASSUMPTION SHE'S OPERATING ON, THINKING SHE CAN TELL YOU WHAT TO DO, AND IT NEEDS FIXING WITH WORDS |
No. 187538
[X] NO NO NO HOLD THE FUCK UP THIS IS A FALSE ASSUMPTION SHE'S OPERATING ON, THINKING SHE CAN TELL YOU WHAT TO DO, AND IT NEEDS FIXING WITH WORDS |
No. 187539
>>187538 |
No. 187540
>>187538 |
No. 187542
[X] NO NO NO HOLD THE FUCK UP THIS IS A FALSE ASSUMPTION SHE'S OPERATING ON, THINKING SHE CAN TELL YOU WHAT TO DO, AND IT NEEDS FIXING WITH WORDS |
No. 187550
File 145638146671.jpg- (362.16KB , 948x1199 , SHE MUST REALLY NOT LIKE UNICORNS.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() These are the facts as you understand them. |
No. 187551
[X] AN ONI IN THE AIR IS WORTH MORE THAN ELBOW-DROPPING A SECOND ONE – YUUGI'LL GET HERS SOME OTHER TIME, BUT SUIKA IS TINY AND FRAGILE AND MUST BE GRABBED BEFORE SHE WRECKS HER SHIT ON THE GROUND |
No. 187552
[X] AN ONI IN THE AIR IS WORTH MORE THAN ELBOW-DROPPING A SECOND ONE – YUUGI'LL GET HERS SOME OTHER TIME, BUT SUIKA IS TINY AND FRAGILE AND MUST BE GRABBED BEFORE SHE WRECKS HER SHIT ON THE GROUND |
No. 187553
[X] AN ONI IN THE AIR IS WORTH MORE THAN ELBOW-DROPPING A SECOND ONE – YUUGI'LL GET HERS SOME OTHER TIME, BUT SUIKA IS TINY AND FRAGILE AND MUST BE GRABBED BEFORE SHE WRECKS HER SHIT ON THE GROUND |
No. 187556
[X] AN ONI IN THE AIR IS WORTH MORE THAN ELBOW-DROPPING A SECOND ONE – YUUGI'LL GET HERS SOME OTHER TIME, BUT SUIKA IS TINY AND FRAGILE AND MUST BE GRABBED BEFORE SHE WRECKS HER SHIT ON THE GROUND |
No. 187565
>>187540 |
No. 187566
[X] AN ONI IN THE AIR IS WORTH MORE THAN ELBOW-DROPPING A SECOND ONE – YUUGI'LL GET HERS SOME OTHER TIME, BUT SUIKA IS TINY AND FRAGILE AND MUST BE GRABBED BEFORE SHE WRECKS HER SHIT ON THE GROUND |
No. 187568
[X] SUCH A TERRIBLE ASSAULT CANNOT BE LEFT UNANSWERED, AND BY THE EMPEROR YOU'RE NOT ONE TO LEAVE YUUGI UNPULVERIZED IF YOU CAN HELP IT |
No. 187581
>>187568 |
No. 187663
MOTHERFUCKER IT'S BEEN NINE DAYS IF I HAVE TO CALL YOU ERRONEOUS NAMES TO HAVE YOU UPDATE AGAIN I FUCKING WILL |
No. 187698
IT WORKED LAST TIME, SO LET'S GO 2 FER 2. |
No. 187699
>>187698 |
No. 187700
>>187698 |
No. 187705
>>187700 |
No. 187710
File 145802772276.jpg- (108.37KB , 1061x752 , STOP CRYING BITCH YOU AIN'T DEAD.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() >>187705 |
No. 187711
[X] YOU HAVE A GOURD THAT SUPERCHARGES BOOZE AND YOU'VE ACCESS TO AS MUCH BEER AS YOU COULD POSSIBLY WANT, SO PARTY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD |
No. 187712
[x] SUIKA IS SAVED GO INVENT THE YUUGI SPACE PROGRAM |
No. 187713
[x] SUIKA IS SAVED GO INVENT THE YUUGI SPACE PROGRAM. |
No. 187714
[x] SUIKA IS SAVED GO INVENT THE YUUGI SPACE PROGRAM. |
No. 187720
[x] SUIKA IS SAVED! GO INVENT THE YUUGI SPACE PROGRAM |
No. 187721
[x] SUIKA IS SAVED GO INVENT THE YUUGI SPACE PROGRAM |
No. 187722
[x] SUIKA IS SAVED GO INVENT THE YUUGI SPACE PROGRAM |
No. 187723
[x] SUIKA IS SAVED GO INVENT THE YUUGI SPACE PROGRAM |
No. 187724
>>187710 |
No. 187725
File 145807906987.jpg- (1.81MB , 4288x2848 , back_in_the_groove.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() >>187710 |
No. 187727
[X] OKAY, SUIKA'S SAVED, GO HUNT YUUGI DOWN AND TEABAG HER FOR USING YOU AS THE FIRST TEST SUBJECT IN THE ONI SPACE PROGRAM |
No. 187780
>Teabagging |
No. 187891
THREE. WEEKS. IT'S BEEN THREE GODDAMN WEEKS YOU FUCKING LOSER. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER CLEAR YOUR SIGHTS. Or keep writing Anchorage that's acceptable too |
No. 187914
ENACT RAGING POST BUMP PROCEDURE |
No. 187928
GETTA MOVE ON, PLATEMASK NO KEYMASTER YAF MARINE!!! |
No. 187946
THIS FAGGOT UPDATES LESS THAN SHITLICKIN' TAISA |
No. 187963
I AM MAD AS HELL AND I AM NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE |
No. 187981
PLATEMASK! KEYMASTER! |
No. 188010
File 146121995541.jpg- (316.41KB , 1012x880 , WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SMILING ABOUT.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() OBVIOUSLY I CANNOT BE TRUSTED TO KEEP TO A SCHEDULE WITHOUT SOME KIND OF DOOM HANGING OVERHEAD, BUT FUCK IT, BETTER EVENTUALLY THAN NEVER. AND BETTER DAILY THAN EVENTUALLY, BUT, YOU KNOW, FUCK ME. |
No. 188011
[ ] NO ONE EXPECTS THE ACID |
No. 188012
[X] TRY OUT THAT EXPLODING PUNCH THING AGAIN, THAT'S A NEAT TRICK |
No. 188013
[X] TRY OUT THAT EXPLODING PUNCH THING AGAIN, THAT'S A NEAT TRICK |
No. 188018
[X] NO ONE EXPECTS THE ACID |
No. 188021
[X] NO ONE EXPECTS THE ACID |
No. 188023
[X] NO ONE EXPECTS THE ACID |
No. 188024
[X] NO ONE EXPECTS THE ACID |
No. 188025
[X] NO ONE EXPECTS THE ACID |
No. 188030
[x] Summon FIST in attack mode. |
No. 188033
[X] I CAST FIST |
No. 188035
[X] FROTHING-ACID PUNCH-SPLOSION OF GOD-EMPRAH RAGE |
No. 188036
[X]CAST FIST IN ATTACK MODE |
No. 188037
[X] TRY OUT THAT EXPLODING PUNCH THING AGAIN, THAT'S A NEAT TRICK |
No. 188038
[X] NO ONE EXPECTS THE ACID |
No. 188040
[X] NO ONE EXPECTS THE ACID |
No. 188043
File 146170580470.jpg- (62.73KB , 300x444 , 6EsSBYs.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() >>188010 |
No. 188063
>>188043 |
No. 188073
File 146217686318.jpg- (355.24KB , 714x1000 , WELL SOMEONE'S FUCKING PISSED.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() There is merit to being a SNEAKY FUCK, so long as it ultimately leads to a SURPRISE FISTING. To speed this holy task along, you cough in not-at-all-feigned pain, which causes Yuugi to lean in a little. “Okay, okay, so you're not out. Still, you done?” |
No. 188074
File 14621792688.png- (119.21KB , 250x333 , image.png ) [iqdb] ![]() [X] SKIP |
No. 188075
[X] FIND OUR NEW MELTED LANCE-I-CORN |
No. 188076
[X] HOW LONG HAS THIS DRAGGED ON AGAIN? LET'S SKIP AHEAD A BIT TO THE AFTERMATH OF EVERYTHING, THIS SHIT'S TAKING TOO LONG |
No. 188077
[X] HOW LONG HAS THIS DRAGGED ON AGAIN? LET'S SKIP AHEAD A BIT TO THE AFTERMATH OF EVERYTHING, THIS SHIT'S TAKING TOO LONG |
No. 188078
[X] HOW LONG HAS THIS DRAGGED ON AGAIN? LET'S SKIP AHEAD A BIT TO THE AFTERMATH OF EVERYTHING, THIS SHIT'S TAKING TOO LONG |
No. 188079
[X] HOW LONG HAS THIS DRAGGED ON AGAIN? LET'S SKIP AHEAD A BIT TO THE AFTERMATH OF EVERYTHING, THIS SHIT'S TAKING TOO LONG |
No. 188080
[X] HOW LONG HAS THIS DRAGGED ON AGAIN? LET'S SKIP AHEAD A BIT TO THE AFTERMATH OF EVERYTHING, THIS SHIT'S TAKING TOO LONG |
No. 188081
[X] HOW LONG HAS THIS DRAGGED ON AGAIN? LET'S SKIP AHEAD A BIT TO THE AFTERMATH OF EVERYTHING, THIS SHIT'S TAKING TOO LONG |
No. 188082
>>188073 |
No. 188083
SHIT, >>188080 HAS A GOOD POINT. i ADD [X]MAKE SURE TO ASSAULT BRIDGE BITCH AS A SORT OF META-VOTE TO >>188082 |
No. 188084
[X] PARTY HARD WITH SUIKA. |
No. 188087
[X] HOW LONG HAS THIS DRAGGED ON AGAIN? LET'S SKIP AHEAD A BIT TO THE AFTERMATH OF EVERYTHING, THIS SHIT'S TAKING TOO LONG |
No. 188088
[X] HOW LONG HAS THIS DRAGGED ON AGAIN? LET'S SKIP AHEAD A BIT TO THE AFTERMATH OF EVERYTHING, THIS SHIT'S TAKING TOO LONG |
No. 188089
I'VE BEEN THINKING THAT PARSEE COULD BE SISTER OF BATTLE/COMMISSAR MATERIAL WITH HER "ALWAYS JEALOUS ALL THE TIME" AND RESULTING RAGE. |
No. 188092
[x] WHEN DO WE SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN? I'VE ALREADY VISITED EVERY HOUSE TWENTY-SEVEN TIMES. |
No. 188141
THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT WANT TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU, ANGRY MASKED MARINE! |
No. 188171
GET YOUR PLATEMASKED ASS OUT HERE, YOU FUKKIN COMMONER! AND BRING FOOD YOU LAZY-ASS SLACKER. |
No. 188175
>>188171 |
No. 188204
>>188175 |
No. 188254
>>188175 |
No. 188795
AM I ALLOWED TO RAEG YET? |
No. 188797
>>188795 |
No. 188821
File 146458668527.jpg- (147.20KB , 800x800 , EVERY TIME SHE'S MISSING MORE CLOTHES.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() IF THE MOTHERFUCKING FALLOUT GENSOKYO GUY CAN COME BACK, I CAN MANAGE A GODDAMN UPDATE FOR A STUPID AS HELL STORY ABOUT AN ANGRY GOLDEN GIANT PUNCHING TOUHOUS AND SWEARING INDISCRIMINATELY |
No. 188822
>>188821 |
No. 188823
>>188821 |
No. 188828
[X] IF SOMEONE IS TRYING TO ENGAGE WITH SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH ONE OF YOUR PETS, YOU GOTTA ENSURE SOME GODDAMN COMPATABILITY EXISTS BETWEEN THEM. AND THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT – EXTREME INTIMACY EXPERIMENT IS A GO |
No. 188832
>>[X] IF SOMEONE IS TRYING TO ENGAGE WITH SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH ONE OF YOUR PETS, YOU GOTTA ENSURE SOME GODDAMN COMPATABILITY EXISTS BETWEEN THEM. AND THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT – EXTREME INTIMACY EXPERIMENT IS A GO |
No. 188834
[X] YOU ARE COMPRISED ENTIRELY OF RAGE, HATRED, AND TESTOSTERONE, SO MAYBE YOU AREN'T THE BEST DUDE FOR FIGURING OUT RELATIONSHIP GARBAGE. BUT THEN THERE'S SATORI, SO WHAT THE FUCK, GO HAUL THESE TWO OFF TO HER. |
No. 188835
[X] IF SOMEONE IS TRYING TO ENGAGE WITH SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH ONE OF YOUR PETS, YOU GOTTA ENSURE SOME GODDAMN COMPATABILITY EXISTS BETWEEN THEM. AND THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT – EXTREME INTIMACY EXPERIMENT IS A GO |
No. 188837
[X] YOU ARE COMPRISED ENTIRELY OF RAGE, HATRED, AND TESTOSTERONE, SO MAYBE YOU AREN'T THE BEST DUDE FOR FIGURING OUT RELATIONSHIP GARBAGE. BUT THEN THERE'S SATORI, SO WHAT THE FUCK, GO HAUL THESE TWO OFF TO HER. |
No. 188838
>>188837 |
No. 188841
[X] YOU ARE COMPRISED ENTIRELY OF RAGE, HATRED, AND TESTOSTERONE, SO MAYBE YOU AREN'T THE BEST DUDE FOR FIGURING OUT RELATIONSHIP GARBAGE. BUT THEN THERE'S SATORI, SO WHAT THE FUCK, GO HAUL THESE TWO OFF TO HER. |
No. 188842
>>188838 |
No. 188843
[X] IF SOMEONE IS TRYING TO ENGAGE WITH SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH ONE OF YOUR PETS, YOU GOTTA ENSURE SOME GODDAMN COMPATABILITY EXISTS BETWEEN THEM. AND THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT – EXTREME INTIMACY EXPERIMENT IS A GO |
No. 188850
[X] PUNCH THE ELDAR BECAUSE SHE'S A FUKKEN' XENO. THAT'S IT. THAT'S LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON YOU NEED. |
No. 188852
[X] YOU ARE COMPRISED ENTIRELY OF RAGE, HATRED, AND TESTOSTERONE, SO MAYBE YOU AREN'T THE BEST DUDE FOR FIGURING OUT RELATIONSHIP GARBAGE. BUT THEN THERE'S SATORI, SO WHAT THE FUCK, GO HAUL THESE TWO OFF TO HER. |
No. 188853
[X] IF SOMEONE IS TRYING TO ENGAGE WITH SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH ONE OF YOUR PETS, YOU GOTTA ENSURE SOME GODDAMN COMPATABILITY EXISTS BETWEEN THEM. AND THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT – EXTREME INTIMACY EXPERIMENT IS A GO |
No. 189894
"Ah, it's been a few weeks since I've been able to do more than look at the front page for updates. I wonder how many marine updates I missed?" |
No. 189910
[X] YOU ARE COMPRISED ENTIRELY OF RAGE, HATRED, AND TESTOSTERONE, SO MAYBE YOU AREN'T THE BEST DUDE FOR FIGURING OUT RELATIONSHIP GARBAGE. BUT THEN THERE'S SATORI, SO WHAT THE FUCK, GO HAUL THESE TWO OFF TO HER. |
No. 189982
[X] YOU ARE COMPRISED ENTIRELY OF RAGE, HATRED, AND TESTOSTERONE, SO MAYBE YOU AREN'T THE BEST DUDE FOR FIGURING OUT RELATIONSHIP GARBAGE. BUT THEN THERE'S SATORI, SO WHAT THE FUCK, GO HAUL THESE TWO OFF TO HER. |
No. 189986
[X] IF SOMEONE IS TRYING TO ENGAGE WITH SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH ONE OF YOUR PETS, YOU GOTTA ENSURE SOME GODDAMN COMPATABILITY EXISTS BETWEEN THEM. AND THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT – EXTREME INTIMACY EXPERIMENT IS A GO |
No. 189990
[X] YOU ARE COMPRISED ENTIRELY OF RAGE, HATRED, AND TESTOSTERONE, SO MAYBE YOU AREN'T THE BEST DUDE FOR FIGURING OUT RELATIONSHIP GARBAGE. BUT THEN THERE'S SATORI, SO WHAT THE FUCK, GO HAUL THESE TWO OFF TO HER. |
No. 190224
File 146740427131.jpg- (572.46KB , 700x990 , stillWaiting.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() [X] IF SOMEONE IS TRYING TO ENGAGE WITH SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH ONE OF YOUR PETS, YOU GOTTA ENSURE SOME GODDAMN COMPATIBILITY EXISTS BETWEEN THEM. AND THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT – EXTREME INTIMACY EXPERIMENT IS A GO |
No. 190244
File 146749056514.png- (10.88KB , 832x93 , ss+(2016-07-02+at+04_09_23).png ) [iqdb] ![]() Straight from the writer's mouth. |
No. 190249
>>190224 |
No. 190251
>>190249 |
No. 190494
File 146860698756.jpg- (642.27KB , 708x1000 , OH LOOK IT'S TWO RETARDS.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() DID I HAVE A PRETTY SHIT-ASS WEEK NOT LONG AGO? YES. |
No. 190495
>>190494 |
No. 190498
[X] NO ONE EXPECTS AN ANGRY MARINE! ...TO TAKE THE LONG WAY! THROUGH THE CAVES IT IS! |
No. 190503
[X] NO ONE EXPECTS AN ANGRY MARINE! ...TO TAKE THE LONG WAY! THROUGH THE CAVES IT IS! |
No. 190505
[X] NO ONE EXPECTS AN ANGRY MARINE! ...TO TAKE THE LONG WAY! THROUGH THE CAVES IT IS! |
No. 190507
[X] NO ONE EXPECTS AN ANGRY MARINE! ...TO TAKE THE LONG WAY! THROUGH THE CAVES IT IS! |
No. 190516
[X] NO ONE EXPECTS AN ANGRY MARINE! ...TO TAKE THE LONG WAY! THROUGH THE CAVES IT IS! |
No. 190522
>>190507 |
No. 190527
>>190522 |
No. 190531
[X] NO ONE EXPECTS AN ANGRY MARINE! ...TO TAKE THE LONG WAY! THROUGH THE CAVES IT IS! |
No. 190554
[X] NO ONE EXPECTS AN ANGRY MARINE! ...TO TAKE THE LONG WAY! THROUGH THE CAVES IT IS! |
No. 191309
[X] NO ONE EXPECTS AN ANGRY MARINE! ...TO TAKE THE LONG WAY! THROUGH THE CAVES IT IS! |
No. 191310
[X] NO ONE EXPECTS AN ANGRY MARINE! ...TO TAKE THE LONG WAY! THROUGH THE CAVES IT IS! |
No. 191972
File 147655091648.jpg- (133.83KB , 981x776 , ACCURATE LOOK AT EVERYONE'S FEELINGS ON THIS.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() “AND NOW THE TIME HAS FINALLY ARRIVED FOR US TO LEAVE,” you declare, standing in front of your army, assembled in the courtyard of your CONQUERED CASTLE. You have FAIRIES. An ANGRY ELF. THE RETARD BIRD. BEST CUDGEL. A TINY DRUNKEN DUOCORN. And ROUNDING IT OFF – |
No. 191973
[X] ACTIVATE THE FISTS, BECAUSE THIS BITCH NEEDS A GOOD DISCIPLINARY FRYING |
No. 191974
[X] NO BUCKET SHALL BEST YOU, SO YOU'RE HOLDING ON UNTIL THIS MIDGET SORCERESS IS TOO TIRED TO RESIST |
No. 191975
[X] ACTIVATE THE FISTS, BECAUSE THIS BITCH NEEDS A GOOD DISCIPLINARY FRYING |
No. 191976
[X] NO BUCKET SHALL BEST YOU, SO YOU'RE HOLDING ON UNTIL THIS MIDGET SORCERESS IS TOO TIRED TO RESIST |
No. 191977
[X] NO BUCKET SHALL BEST YOU, SO YOU'RE HOLDING ON UNTIL THIS MIDGET SORCERESS IS TOO TIRED TO RESIST |
No. 191980
[X] NO BUCKET SHALL BEST YOU, SO YOU'RE HOLDING ON UNTIL THIS MIDGET SORCERESS IS TOO TIRED TO RESIST |
No. 191981
File 147656261896.gif- (337.80KB , 229x220 , My Reaction Upon Seeing this On the Recently Udate.gif ) [iqdb] ![]() [X] NO BUCKET SHALL BEST YOU, SO YOU'RE HOLDING ON UNTIL THIS MIDGET SORCERESS IS TOO TIRED TO RESIST |
No. 191987
[X] NO BUCKET SHALL BEST YOU, SO YOU'RE HOLDING ON UNTIL THIS MIDGET SORCERESS IS TOO TIRED TO RESIST |
No. 192000
>>191987 |
No. 192029
[X] NO BUCKET SHALL BEST YOU, SO YOU'RE HOLDING ON UNTIL THIS MIDGET SORCERESS IS TOO TIRED TO RESIST |
No. 192281
File 147837160372.jpg- (2.54MB , 2550x3300 , WHY IS THIS ALLOWED.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() You have MIGHTY ARMS, and as such you're clinging to this shitty bucket until they either fall off or this midget sorcerer's BRAIN EXPLODES from PERILS OF THE WARP or some other crap. BUT, as you slam into another POINTY ROCK, you're left to seethe at even higher levels of anger than usual. |
No. 192282
[X] PUT DWARF ON SHOULDER, ENGAGE IN ACQUIRING NEW MUTANT |
No. 192283
[X] THROW DWARF, ENGAGE IN FISTICUFFS |
No. 192284
[X] PUT DWARF ON SHOULDER, ENGAGE IN ACQUIRING NEW MUTANT |
No. 192285
[X] PUT DWARF ON SHOULDER, ENGAGE IN ACQUIRING NEW MUTANT |
No. 192286
>>192283 WE SHALL AMASS A LEGENDARY ARMY OF THE AGES, UNWEILDYNESS BE DAMNED |
No. 192292
[X] DROP DWARF, ENGAGE IN DIPLOMACY |
No. 192293
[X] DROP DWARF, ENGAGE IN DIPLOMACY |
No. 192303
[X] PUT DWARF ON SHOULDER, ENGAGE IN ACQUIRING NEW MUTANT |
No. 192325
[X] PUT DWARF ON SHOULDER, ENGAGE IN ACQUIRING NEW MUTANT |
No. 192363
[X] PUT DWARF ON SHOULDER, ENGAGE IN ACQUIRING AND PUNTING NEW MUTANT |
No. 193858
>>193855 |