THREAD ONE: >>185269
THREAD TWO: >>185998
An Angry Marine only grows STRONGER the angrier he gets. This is a well-known fact among the Chapter. However, you're always at such a massive level of burning rage that NO ONE has ever been able to stand before you without you twisting them into pretzels.
No one, that is, until now.
But that's just FINE, because if things keep going the way they're going here, you're going to reach levels of FURIOUS STRENGTH you've never before reached in your entire career as an Angry Marine.
That's if you can't manage to best this TURBO-WENCH right now, of course, which you're damn well gonna do in the name of the Emperor and the Chapter and your MIGHTY FISTS.
"HOLD THE FUCK STILL!" you yell.
"Okay." She doesn't blink as your mighty fist nails her square in the sternum, even if, again, you manage to drive her back by inches. Her fist responds in kind, and hers
sends you several meters back in return.
"FUCK ME, YOU PACK A PUNCH," you say; even being braced for her counter-blow, it still nearly knocked you off your feet. "THAT'S OKAY, THOUGH. IT'LL JUST MAKE ME KNOCKING YOUR PUNK ASS OUT ALL THE SWEETER!"
"Yeah, good luck with that!" Yuugi retorts, regarding you with disdainful amusement. "How's about I hold still for you? Maybe that way you might actually get somewhere!"
"OH MY EMPEROR," you growl, your teeth threatening to shatter from how hard you're grinding them against each other. "YOU'RE SOMEHOW MORE CONDE-FUCKING-SCENDING THAN A GODDAMN ELDAR! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ANYONE COULD POSSIBLY MANAGE THAT, BUT YOU, OH, YOU FOUND A WAY!"
"No idea what Eldar are!"
"POINTY-EARED BITCHES ONE AND ALL, TOTAL DEGENERATES, I FUCKING HATE THEM AND I FUCKING HATE YOU TOO FOR BEING LIKE THEM." She frowns, nodding thoughtfully. You're about to hit her again when something else comes to mind. "YOU SAID YOU COLLECT INSULTS, RIGHT?"
Yuugi looks momentarily perplexed by your change of topic, but shrugs. "Yeah? What about it?"
"HIT ME- OOF?
You go from standing to flying in a blink as she punches you again, the TERRIBLE BITCH, and you smash into another building so hard it just plain COLLAPSES.
FUCK, you're gonna be feeling that one come morning.
"Indulging your masochism aside, I don't see what that was supposed to accomplish!" Yuugi says.
"I MEANT HIT ME WITH THE INSULTS
, YOU FAGGOTRON!" you bellow, stomping towards her once again. "FUCK! HOW MALNOURISHED MUST YOUR INFERIOR MUTANT BRAIN BE TO NOT FUCKING GET THIS?"
"Oh! Well!" She stops twirling her plate to take another sip. "Well, what's it you like?"
You raise your POWER FISTS and start ticking off POWER FINGERS. "PRAISING THE EMPEROR, SERVING THE EMPEROR, BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF THE EMPEROR'S ENEMIES, FUCKING WITH THE PRETTY MARINES, PARTYING HARD, AND FLUFFY THINGS, FOR THEY SOOTHE MY IMMENSE RAGE WHEN THERE ARE NO ENEMIES OF MANKIND FOR ME TO PURGE."
Yuugi simply lifts an eyebrow. "...Fluffy things?"
"YEAH. LIKE CABBITS. HOLY SHIT HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CABBIT IT'S LIKE A BALL OF FLUFF PRACTICALLY MADE FOR PETTING AND HRRRRRRGHHHH?
You clutch your chest as you suffer through your FLUFF-INDUCED HEART ATTACK, but fortunately you have a spare, so all the EXCRUCIATING PAIN does is make you EVEN ANGRIER.
"Huh," Yuugi says. She takes a long pull from her dish, eyeing you contemplatively as she does so. "...The Emperor is bad and you should feel bad for serving him." HERESY
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT HIM, YOU LITTLE BITCH?" you scream, vox-boosted voice audible throughout the entire underground, and Yuugi actually flinches.
?I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW HE CLAWED HIS WAY OUT OF A TECHNO-BARBARIC EARTH TO UNITE HUMANITY, AND HE'S BEEN INVOLVED IN COUNTLESS BATTLES ACROSS THE GALAXY AS HE CONQUERED IT IN HIS MOST HOLY NAME, AND EVEN AFTER HIS FAGGOT SON HORUS MORTALLY WOUNDED HIM HE STILL CLINGS TO LIFE, HOLDING THE IMPERIUM TOGETHER UPON HIS GOLDEN THRONE AND MAINTAINING HIS ETERNAL VIGIL OVER US ALL!"
The GOD-EMPEROR DAMNED HERETIC takes a step back, but you're so embroiled in RAGE that you can't stop yelling.
"YOU ARE NOTHING TO HIM BUT JUST ANOTHER MUTANT! HE CREATED ME TO WIPE YOU, AND EVERYONE AROUND YOU, THE FUCK OUT WITH COLLATERAL DAMAGE THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE IN THIS HELL, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS! YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT SHIT ABOUT HIM RIGHT TO MY FACE? THINK AGAIN, FUCKER! AS WE SPEAK I'M GROWING INCREASINGLY FURIOUS, SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE STORM, FAGGOT! THE STORM THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR CITY! YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, ASSHOLE!"
Rocks tumble down from the underground's ceiling far above as buildings collapse all around you, nothing in this city able to stand before the might of your MASSIVE AUDITORY ASSAULT.
"I CAN DEEP STRIKE ANYWHERE, ANY TIME, AND I CAN KILL YOU IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS, AND THAT'S JUST WITH MY POWER BOOTS! NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN ALL FORMS OF MOTHERFUCKING COMBAT, BUT I HAVE BEEN GENETICALLY MODIFIED TO BECOME THE APEX OF HUMANITY, AND I WILL USE MY SUPERIORITY TO ITS FULL EXTENT AS I PURGE YOUR MISERABLE ASS OFF THE FACE OF THIS PLANET, YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
Blood is pouring from Yuugi's ears now, but she's holding her ground in the face of Armageddon with GRIT TEETH and GRIM DETERMINATION, and even now, her plate doesn't spill a DROP.
"IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT HOLY VENGEANCE YOUR FUCKING 'CLEVER'
COMMENT WAS ABOUT TO TO RAIN DOWN UPON YOUR HEAD, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE SHUT THE FUCK UP! BUT YOU COULDN'T, YOU DIDN'T, AND NOW YOU'RE PAYING THE PRICE, YOU EMPEROR-DAMNED IDIOT! I WILL SHIT FURY ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT! YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, ASSHOLE!"
You cap off your MASSIVE RANT with the ANGRIEST FUCKING PUNCH IN THE WORLD directly to her FUCKING HERETICAL MUTANT FACE. Her head SNAPS BACK, teeth FLYING, bones CRACKING, blood SPLATTERING across your fist, and she staggers BACKWARD.
And then, against ALL FUCKING ODDS, she STEADIES HERSELF. Worse yet, her plate is STILL PERFECTLY LEVEL.
"That all you got?" she slurs, blood pouring from her grinning mouth.
Your blood pressure spikes to a NEVER-BEFORE-FELT LEVEL.
"WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" you roar, the whole underground falling to pieces around you, your rage breaking past the limit of what you ever thought possible.
And then, for just one moment, for the first time in your ENTIRE LIFE, you break past ANGER and reach PURE BLISS.
Alas, your MASSIVE BLOOD PRESSURE proves too much even for your AWESOME BODY to handle, and you FUCKING EXPLODE
in a shower of blood and body parts. Your flying POWER ARM hits Yuugi's face with the force of a Baneblade shell, knocking her head over heels and finally, FINALLY spilling that GODDAMN PLATE, even as the rest of your POWER BODY flies off spurting blood, carving a swathe of destruction through whatever gets in their way.
You DIED HAPPY.
SHIT, I'M JUST FALLING OFF ALL THE WAGONS WHEN IT COMES TO MY UPDATE SPEED, AREN'T I?
ANYWAY WHEN YOU COME BACK FROM THE DEAD WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO
[X] SHINING ANGRY POWER FINGER
[X] GET DAT FUKKEN PLATE
- AND IT'S TIME FOR THE GAME OVER ADVICE AGAIN, ASSHOLES
[X] BIG E WANTS A FUCKING WORD
[X] FUKLAW IS HERE AND HE LOOKS PISSED
[X] CHAPTER MASTER TEMPERUS IS ALWAYS ANGRY, BUT TODAY HE LOOKS ESPECIALLY ALWAYS ANGRY