THREAD ONE: >>185269
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“FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-” you scream, so loud that you are faintly aware of glass breaking in the distance, and slam your pillow onto Koishi's head.
“Oh my gods-” says Ms. Cuddles, leaning through the door, and your head REFLEXIVELY SNAPS to glare at her.
“-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-” you continue, STARING HER DOWN.
Cuddles SHRINKS under your FORMIDABLE GAZE. “I, uh, I mean, oh my God-Emperor?”
Correction doled out, you return to your beating. “-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-”
Koishi is weathering your barrage with aplomb. That, or she's unconscious. Either case is UNACCEPTABLE, so you pause to grab her shirt, haul her to her feet, and shake her about. Now that you aren't RAINING FLUFFY BLOWS upon her, you can see she is PRETTY OUT OF IT, but STILL AWAKE, so you LEAN IN until your mouth is right next to her ear. “-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING ASSHOLE YOU DON'T GET TO TAKE A BREATHER!”
That gets her to CLUTCH HER EARS, wincing as you let her go and pull away. “Ow!”
“THAT WAS THE INTENTION, YOU LITTLE FUCK,” you say, and then you club her with another PILLOW STRIKE to the SKULL, so forcefully that she's FLIPPED END OVER END as she flies across the room and IMPACTS A WALL FACE-FIRST.
“Aaaaaaargh,” she groans, peeling off the wall and falling flat on her nose.
“AAAAAAAAARGH IS PRETTY DESCRIPTIVE NOW, ISN'T IT, FUCKBAG?” you say, walking over to her in order LOOM PROPERLY and be SUPER EXTRA SCARY.
She raises a hand, pointer finger extended. “Gotta agree.” Her hand flops down.
“GODDAMN IT GET UP,” you say, and deactivate your POWER BOOTS before nudging her with one. All she does is MOAN like a LITTLE BITCH, which you suppose she is but that's BESIDES THE POINT.
“I think she's done,” Satori helpfully interjects, having crawled to the end of the bed to watch you. “So, uh-”
“FUCK OFF OR YOUR WEDGIE'S GOING EVEN FURTHER.”
Satori shuts up, leaving you with a PENIS-PUNCHER who's COMPLETELY OUT OF IT, and if she isn't going to give you PROPER SATISFACTION in a PILLOW FIGHT, you're just going to have to find it some other way. The OWNED HERETIC'S interruption, however, gives you an IDEA, and you toss your pillow aside in order to haul Koishi to her feet once again.
“REJOICE, DICKFACE,” you say, hands firmly gripping her shoulders, “FOR YOU WILL GET TO SHARE IN YOUR SISTER'S COMPLETE OWNAGE.”
“Whuh?” she manages, and then you KNOCK HER HAT OFF, PULL HER SKIRT DOWN, grab the back of her PANTIES (PURE RED FOR THIS BITCH, HUH), and DRAG THEM ALL THE FUCKING WAY UP over her HEAD, suspending her IN THE AIR.
“Aiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-” Koishi whines in an ANNOYINGLY HIGH PITCH as you put the second part of your REVENGEANCE into effect, carrying her over to the CEILING FAN. You do not silence her, for her WELL-DESERVED SUFFERING is DELICIOUS PAYBACK after how badly your crotch was assaulted.
The fan is currently INACTIVE, which makes it easy to reach up and HOOK KOISHI'S UNDERWEAR around a blade. Once you're satisfied she's not going to bring the whole fucking thing down, you let go and watch in GREAT MERRIMENT as she dangles helplessly.
“Why?” she asks, fixing you with a DELIRIOUS, UNFOCUSED STARE.
You endure a FULL-BODY TWITCH of HATE. “OH SWEET FUCK, DO YOU NOT REMEMBER EVERYTHING YOU DID TO MY JUNK?”
Before she can respond, you reach up and spin the fan PRETTY HARD, which sends her spinning around at a RESPECTABLE RATE.
“HMM,” you say, rubbing your chin as her QUIET WHINING of TOTAL HUMILIATION soothes you. “I THINK IT'S MISSING SOMETHING.”
A glance over your shoulder reveals both HORRIFIED PETS peeking through the doorway and your DISCARDED PILLOW. You pick up the latter, haul back as Koishi comes around for another spin, and DECK HER in the FACE from the OPPOSITE DIRECTION with all the force you can put into your FLUFFY CUDGEL.
This FURIOUS BLOW sends the fan spinning the other way, even faster than before. You're forced to STEP BACK as she swings out WIDER and WIDER, because PHYSICS.
“YES,” you say. “THAT WAS PROBABLY IT.”
You boff her AGAIN the next time she comes around, and AGAIN, and AGAIN, each blow causing her to ACCELERATE. You keep doing this until she's practically FLYING HORIZANTALLY.
“Stoooooooooooooop!” she wails, her voice bouncing through the room all WEIRD-LIKE as she completes SEVERAL REVOLUTIONS A SECOND.
“THIS IS YOUR PENANCE FOR DARING TO ATTACK A SERVANT OF THE EMPRAH,” you say, filled with SATISFACTION at a JOB WELL DONE. “YOU'RE STAYING UP THERE UNTIL I'M SASTISFIED YOU'RE FUCKING SORRY.”
Koishi just starts BAWLING WORDLESSLY, which is the BEST THING to hear after everything you've gone through.
“Isn't that getting old?” Satori asks, head dangling upside-down over the foot of her bed as she stares at you, not with anger (to your GREAT SURPRISE), but simple curiosity.
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[X] NAH YOU'RE GONNA KEEP DOING THIS FOR A WHILE. MAYBE ORDER A PIZZA. YO, ACTUALLY, DO YOU KNOW ANY PIZZA PLACES AROUND HERE?
[X] HEY SATORI, DO YOU WANT TO JOIN YOUR SISTER UP THERE? OKAY COOL HERE YA GO.
[X] YOUR OWNAGE IS COMPLETE, AND YOU HAVE PLACES TO BE, HERETICS TO BEAT UP. YOU KNOW, THE USUAL.
-OH FUCK IT'S A SUBVOTE
[X] YOU HAVE BEATEN BOTH THESE MONKEY GIRLS WITH THEIR WEIRD EYEBALL THINGS, AND THEY WILL KNOW FOREVERMORE THAT YOU ARE SUPERIOR. SINCE THIS IS THE CASE, THEY CAN NOW JOIN YOU ON YOUR QUEST.
[X] THESE TWO CAN STEW IN HERE AND THINK OF YOUR COMPLETE DOMINATION FOR A WHILE. MAYBE YOU'LL PICK 'EM UP LATER, BUT UNTIL THEN, YOU'RE HAPPY WITH WHAT PETS YOU ALREADY HAVE.
[X] SATORI SEEMS PRETTY DOCILE. YOU'LL TAKE HER AND LET KOISHI UNDERGO PENANCE ON HER OWN.
[X] KOISHI IS PRETTY FUCKING AWESOME AT HITTING PEOPLE IN THE DICK, WHICH IS A SKIL ANY ANGRY MARINE CAN APPRECIATE. ONCE HER TIME'S UP HERE SHE'S COMING WITH YOU.
No. 186000
[X] YOUR OWNAGE IS COMPLETE, AND YOU HAVE PLACES TO BE, HERETICS TO BEAT UP. YOU KNOW, THE USUAL. |
No. 186001
[X] YOUR OWNAGE IS COMPLETE, AND YOU HAVE PLACES TO BE, HERETICS TO BEAT UP. YOU KNOW, THE USUAL. |
No. 186002
[X] YOUR OWNAGE IS COMPLETE, AND YOU HAVE PLACES TO BE, HERETICS TO BEAT UP. YOU KNOW, THE USUAL. |
No. 186003
[X] NAH YOU'RE GONNA KEEP DOING THIS FOR A WHILE. MAYBE ORDER A PIZZA. YO, ACTUALLY, DO YOU KNOW ANY PIZZA PLACES AROUND HERE? |
No. 186004
[X] NAH YOU'RE GONNA KEEP DOING THIS FOR A WHILE. MAYBE ORDER A PIZZA. YO, ACTUALLY, DO YOU KNOW ANY PIZZA PLACES AROUND HERE |
No. 186008
[X] YOUR OWNAGE IS COMPLETE, AND YOU HAVE PLACES TO BE, HERETICS TO BEAT UP. YOU KNOW, THE USUAL. |
No. 186009
[X] YOUR OWNAGE IS COMPLETE, AND YOU HAVE PLACES TO BE, HERETICS TO BEAT UP. YOU KNOW, THE USUAL. |
No. 186010
[X] YOUR OWNAGE IS COMPLETE, AND YOU HAVE PLACES TO BE, HERETICS TO BEAT UP. YOU KNOW, THE USUAL. |
No. 186011
[X] YOUR OWNAGE IS COMPLETE, AND YOU HAVE PLACES TO BE, HERETICS TO BEAT UP. YOU KNOW, THE USUAL. |
No. 186014
[X] YOUR OWNAGE IS COMPLETE, AND YOU HAVE PLACES TO BE, HERETICS TO BEAT UP. YOU KNOW, THE USUAL. |
No. 186016
[X] YOUR OWNAGE IS COMPLETE, AND YOU HAVE PLACES TO BE, HERETICS TO BEAT UP. YOU KNOW, THE USUAL. |
No. 186019
[X] YOUR OWNAGE IS COMPLETE, AND YOU HAVE PLACES TO BE, HERETICS TO BEAT UP. YOU KNOW, THE USUAL. |
No. 186020
Anyone else hype for the inevitable PET RHIN-ONI YUUGI? Or would that be UNIC-ONI? When we get to the surface, we're recruiting Suika as our pet BULL-ONI! |
No. 186023
[X] NAH YOU'RE GONNA KEEP DOING THIS FOR A WHILE. MAYBE ORDER A PIZZA. YO, ACTUALLY, DO YOU KNOW ANY PIZZA PLACES AROUND HERE |
No. 186026
[X] YOUR OWNAGE IS COMPLETE, AND YOU HAVE PLACES TO BE, HERETICS TO BEAT UP. YOU KNOW, THE USUAL. |
No. 186030
[X] NAH YOU'RE GONNA KEEP DOING THIS FOR A WHILE. MAYBE ORDER A PIZZA. YO, ACTUALLY, DO YOU KNOW ANY PIZZA PLACES AROUND HERE |
No. 186039
File 144799715966.jpg - (948.24KB, 1285x897, YOU'VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.jpg) [iqdb] ![]() “HONESTLY, I'M LOVING THIS,” you say, leaning against a wall and watching Koishi spin. “I MEAN COME THE FUCK ON, YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT'S NOT HILARIOUS.” |
No. 186040
[X] WHAT KIND OF PUSSY SITS AROUND DOING FUCKING ACCOUNTING WHEN HE COULD BE OUT KICKING ASS? NOT YOU, THAT'S FOR EMPEROR-DAMN SURE. |
No. 186041
>>186040 |
No. 186042
SUFFER NOT THE HERETIC TO LIVE. |
No. 186043
[X] WHAT KIND OF PUSSY SITS AROUND DOING FUCKING ACCOUNTING WHEN HE COULD BE OUT KICKING ASS? NOT YOU, THAT'S FOR EMPEROR-DAMN SURE. |
No. 186044
[X] WHAT KIND OF PUSSY SITS AROUND DOING FUCKING ACCOUNTING WHEN HE COULD BE OUT KICKING ASS? NOT YOU, THAT'S FOR EMPEROR-DAMN SURE. |
No. 186045
[X] WHAT KIND OF PUSSY SITS AROUND DOING FUCKING ACCOUNTING WHEN HE COULD BE OUT KICKING ASS? NOT YOU, THAT'S FOR EMPEROR-DAMN SURE. |
No. 186047
[X] FIRST YOU MUST GET A FULL ACCOUNTING OF ALL SUPPLIES IN THIS CASTLE, FOR YOU SHALL CREATE A FORTRESS OF ASSKICKING. THE HERETICS BELOW CAN WAIT. |
No. 186049
[X] WHAT KIND OF PUSSY SITS AROUND DOING FUCKING ACCOUNTING WHEN HE COULD BE OUT KICKING ASS? NOT YOU, THAT'S FOR EMPEROR-DAMN SURE. |
No. 186052
[X] FIRST YOU MUST GET A FULL ACCOUNTING OF ALL SUPPLIES IN THIS CASTLE, FOR YOU SHALL CREATE A FORTRESS OF ASSKICKING. THE HERETICS BELOW CAN WAIT. |
No. 186055
[X] FIRST YOU MUST GET A FULL ACCOUNTING OF ALL SUPPLIES IN THIS CASTLE, FOR YOU SHALL CREATE A FORTRESS OF ASSKICKING. THE HERETICS BELOW CAN WAIT. |
No. 186062
[X] FIRST YOU MUST GET A FULL ACCOUNTING OF ALL SUPPLIES IN THIS CASTLE, FOR YOU SHALL CREATE A FORTRESS OF ASSKICKING. THE HERETICS BELOW CAN WAIT. |
No. 186064
[X] DRUNK NAVIGATOR AND CAT MUTANT COUNT STUFF |
No. 186068
File 144807700016.png - (1.38MB, 1023x670, THE WORST FAMILY.png) [iqdb] ![]() “HERE'S WHAT WE'LL DO,” you say to your ASSEMBLED CROWD, since you TIME-SKIPPED back to the DINING ROOM, where everyone under your command has gathered together, FAIRIES and PETS alike. “ALL THE ASSES IN THIS CITY NEED TO BE KICKED.” You point at the block of fairies standing at attention. “NOW YOU IDIOTS ARE PROBABLY JUST GONNA DIE IF EVERYTHING I HEARD ABOUT THESE 'ONI' IS RIGHT, SO I WANT Y'ALL TO HOLD DOWN THE CASTLE FOR ME WHILE I'M OUT.” |
No. 186070
[X] To the TACO PLACE, for you are GETTING HUNGRY, HOMBRE |
No. 186071
[X] To the NEAREST BAR, for you want to GET RIPSHIT-FUKKEN-SLOSHED. |
No. 186072
[X] Just wander around at RANDOM and beat up anyone who looks PARTICULARLY HERETICAL. You are sure to have NO SHORTAGE of those types. |
No. 186073
[X] To the TACO PLACE, for you are GETTING HUNGRY, HOMBRE |
No. 186074
>>186073 |
No. 186075
>YOU WILL FOLLOW ME. WE WILL KICK ASS. IT WILL BE FUCK-AWESOME. THERE WILL BE TACOS AFTERWARDS |
No. 186076
[X] To the TACO PLACE, for you are GETTING HUNGRY, HOMBRE. |
No. 186077
[X] To the TACO PLACE, for you are GETTING HUNGRY, HOMBRE. |
No. 186081
[X] To the TACO PLACE, for you are GETTING HUNGRY, HOMBRE. |
No. 186083
[X] To the TACO PLACE, for you are GETTING HUNGRY, HOMBRE |
No. 186086
HERESY! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY! |
No. 186087
[X] To the TACO PLACE, for you are GETTING HUNGRY, HOMBRE. |
No. 186090
This can only end in a Vegas marriage with Satori. |
No. 186094
>>186086 |
No. 186097
File 144814887755.jpg - (467.47KB, 1070x1010, IT'S ONLY KIND OF RELEVANT BUT HEY.jpg) [iqdb] ![]() You see MANY HORNED DUDES and LADIES as you TROMP through the city, garnering LOADS OF WEIRD LOOKS, what with your FOUR PETS and HUGE STATURE. None of them decide to FIGHT YOU, however, which ANNOYS YOU GREATLY because that would REALLY LIVEN THIS TRIP UP. |
No. 186098
[X] HE'S NOT THE ONLY ASSHOLE WHO CAN PUNCH SOMEONE THROUGH A WALL. |
No. 186099
[X] YOU ARE OUTSIDE, WHERE THERE ARE MOTHERFUCKERS TO PICK UP AND BEAT OTHER MOTHERFUCKERS WITH. THIS IS A GOOD PLAN. |
No. 186100
[X] YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE AN AWESOME BLUDGEON? THAT ALTAR. GET THAT FIRST. |
No. 186102
[X] YOU ARE OUTSIDE, WHERE THERE ARE MOTHERFUCKERS TO PICK UP AND BEAT OTHER MOTHERFUCKERS WITH. THIS IS A GOOD PLAN. |
No. 186103
[X] YOU ARE OUTSIDE, WHERE THERE ARE MOTHERFUCKERS TO PICK UP AND BEAT OTHER MOTHERFUCKERS WITH. THIS IS A GOOD PLAN. |
No. 186105
[X] YOU ARE OUTSIDE, WHERE THERE ARE MOTHERFUCKERS TO PICK UP AND BEAT OTHER MOTHERFUCKERS WITH. THIS IS A GOOD PLAN. |
No. 186106
[X] HE'S NOT THE ONLY ASSHOLE WHO CAN PUNCH SOMEONE THROUGH A WALL. |
No. 186109
[X] HE'S NOT THE ONLY ASSHOLE WHO CAN PUNCH SOMEONE THROUGH A WALL. |
No. 186111
[X] UNLEASH THE GOD HAND WAIT WRONG GAME |
No. 186115
[X] HE'S NOT THE ONLY ASSHOLE WHO CAN PUNCH SOMEONE THROUGH A WALL. |
No. 186119
>>186094 |
No. 186122
[X] YOU ARE OUTSIDE, WHERE THERE ARE MOTHERFUCKERS TO PICK UP AND BEAT OTHER MOTHERFUCKERS WITH. THIS IS A GOOD PLAN. |
No. 186126
RIGHT, FIVE TO FOUR IN FAVOR OF PICKING UP ASSHOLES FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF BEATING UP OTHER ASSHOLES. SOUNDS GREAT! |
No. 186130
File 144825584291.jpg - (148.01KB, 1024x958, CAN YOU GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS.jpg) [iqdb] ![]() Now, you're no pussy, but when it comes to brawling with a motherfucker who's as big (if not BIGGER) than you are, you've never been one to turn down a weapon. |
No. 186132
[X] YOU GOTTA STOP THROWING AWAY PERFECTLY GOOD CUDGELS WHEN YOU CAN JUST CHARGE THE MOTHERFUCKER AND BEAT HIM WITH IT |
No. 186133
[X] YOU GOTTA STOP THROWING AWAY PERFECTLY GOOD CUDGELS WHEN YOU CAN JUST CHARGE THE MOTHERFUCKER AND BEAT HIM WITH IT |
No. 186136
[X] YOU GOTTA STOP THROWING AWAY PERFECTLY GOOD CUDGELS WHEN YOU CAN JUST CHARGE THE MOTHERFUCKER AND BEAT HIM WITH IT |
No. 186143
[X] YOU GOTTA STOP THROWING AWAY PERFECTLY GOOD CUDGELS WHEN YOU CAN JUST CHARGE THE MOTHERFUCKER AND BEAT HIM WITH IT |
No. 186146
[X] YOU GOTTA STOP THROWING AWAY PERFECTLY GOOD CUDGELS WHEN YOU CAN JUST CHARGE THE MOTHERFUCKER AND BEAT HIM WITH IT |
No. 186147
[X] YOU GOTTA STOP THROWING AWAY PERFECTLY GOOD CUDGELS WHEN YOU CAN JUST CHARGE THE MOTHERFUCKER AND BEAT HIM WITH IT |
No. 186151
[X] YOU GOTTA STOP THROWING AWAY PERFECTLY GOOD CUDGELS WHEN YOU CAN JUST CHARGE THE MOTHERFUCKER AND BEAT HIM WITH IT |
No. 186175
>>186130 |
No. 186188
[x] STOP THROWING START BASHING |
No. 186191
>>186188 |
No. 186192
>>186188 |
No. 186193
>>186188 |
No. 186195
File 144834265031.png - (303.65KB, 600x847, MEET THE BEATSTICK.png) [iqdb] ![]() It occurs to you that, despite all these HANDY CLUBS standing around, you've been erring too far on the TOSSING SHIT end of things, as opposed to what you initially planned, which was to pick up a motherfucker and beat this motherfucker with that aforementioned motherfucker. Now you have another club resting on your shoulder, and this time, you are NOT going to throw it. This is a GENIUS PLAN. |
No. 186196
[X] YOU DONE DID GOOD, LIL' HERETIC. TAKE A NAP, DOYOU HAS BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF. |
No. 186197
[X] YOU DONE DID GOOD, LIL' HERETIC. TAKE A NAP, DOYOU HAS BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF. |
No. 186199
[X] YOU DONE DID GOOD, LIL' HERETIC. TAKE A NAP, DOYOU HAS BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF. |
No. 186202
[X] YOU DONE DID GOOD, LIL' HERETIC. TAKE A NAP, DOYOU HAS BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF. |
No. 186203
[X] YOU DONE DID GOOD, LIL' HERETIC. TAKE A NAP, DOYOU HAS BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF. |
No. 186206
[x] YOU DONE WELL, LIL HERETIC. NOW TAKE A NAP |
No. 186209
[x] YOU DONE WELL, LIL HERETIC. NOW TAKE A NAP |
No. 186210
[X] YOU DONE DID GOOD, LIL' HERETIC. TAKE A NAP, DOYOU HAS BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF. |
No. 186212
[x] YOU DONE WELL, LIL HERETIC. NOW TAKE A NAP |
No. 186217
[x] YOU DONE WELL, LIL HERETIC. NOW TAKE A NAP |
No. 186218
[X] YOU DONE DID GOOD, LIL' HERETIC. TAKE A NAP, DOYOU HAS BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF. |
No. 186219
[X] YOU DONE DID GOOD, LIL' HERETIC. TAKE A NAP, DOYOU HAS BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF. |
No. 186224
[x] YOU DONE WELL, LIL HERETIC. NOW TAKE A NAP |
No. 186233
[X] YOU DONE DID GOOD, LIL' HERETIC. TAKE A NAP, DOYOU HAS BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF. |
No. 186239
[X] YOU DONE DID GOOD, LIL' HERETIC. TAKE A NAP, DOYOU HAS BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF. |
No. 186241
Shenanigans! This fight is fixed! Big Papa totally should have kicked that marine's ass by now. |
No. 186243
File 144842146072.jpg - (96.71KB, 620x465, THE ONLY SENSIBLE REACTION.jpg) [iqdb] ![]() You consider this mutant's valiant service in the Emperor's name to be SUFFICIENT, and as such she has earned herself a reprieve. On the other hand, you really can't just keep hauling her around SANS CLOTHES all the time, because that starts veering into DANGEROUSLY SLAANESHI territory. Fortunately, you just BEAT THE SHIT out of several dozen people, so you simply grab a large faggot's shirt and rip it off him. Sure, it's not really a shirt after that, more like just a dirty sheet with holes in it, but you are INVENTIVE and MAKING DO with what you have. Once you've got your mutant PROPERLY WRAPPED UP, you sling her over a shoulder and march outside. |
No. 186244
[X] BECOME DRUNK |
No. 186245
File 144842518166.png - (24.45KB, 417x816, satoriadventures.png) [iqdb] ![]() [X] BECOME DRUNK |
No. 186246
[X] BECOME CUDGEL |
No. 186249
[X] BECOME CAT |
No. 186250
[X] BECOME DRUNK |
No. 186255
[X] BECOME CUDGEL |
No. 186256
[X] BECOME CUDGEL |
No. 186257
[X] BECOME CUDGEL |
No. 186258
[X] BECOME CUDGEL |
No. 186259
[X] BECOME CROW |
No. 186260
>>186243 |
No. 186262
[X] BECOME CUDGEL |
No. 186263
[X] BECOME CAT |
No. 186265
[X] BECOME DRUNK |
No. 186266
[X] BECOME CUDGEL |
No. 186267
[X] BECOME DRUNK |
No. 186268
[X] BECOME DRUNK |
No. 186269
[X] BECOME DRUNK |
No. 186270
>>186244 here. |
No. 186271
WELL, EVEN WITHOUT THE VOTES SWITCHING FROM DRUNK TO CUDGEL, CUDGEL HANDILY TAKES THE VOTE HERE, SO I'M JUST GONNA CALL IT NOW. |
No. 186280
[X] BECOME DICK-DESTROYER |
No. 186281
File 144849909369.png - (282.89KB, 600x520, THIS IS MY LIFE AND IT IS TERRIBLE.png) [iqdb] ![]() I open my eyes. |
No. 186282
[X] Okuu is nice and has a good spot to watch all this from, even if she's also a touchy-feely weirdo. |
No. 186283
[X] That's not a fair fight at all, is it? I'mma jump in and lend him a head. |
No. 186284
[X] That's not a fair fight at all, is it? I'mma jump in and lend him a head. |
No. 186286
>>186241 |
No. 186287
[X] That's not a fair fight at all, is it? I'mma jump in and lend him a head. |
No. 186288
[X] That's not a fair fight at all, is it? I'mma jump in and lend him a head. |
No. 186289
>>186286 |
No. 186290
[X] That's not a fair fight at all, is it? I'mma jump in and lend him a head. |
No. 186291
[X] Okuu is nice and has a good spot to watch all this from, even if she's also a touchy-feely weirdo. |
No. 186294
[X] That's not a fair fight at all, is it? I'mma jump in and lend everybody a head. Hand. Sun. Something. |
No. 186297
[X] Okuu is nice and has a good spot to watch all this from, even if she's also a touchy-feely weirdo. |
No. 186303
[X] That's not a fair fight at all, is it? I'mma jump in and lend him a head. |
No. 186304
[X] Okuu is nice and has a good spot to watch all this from, even if she's also a touchy-feely weirdo. |
No. 186309
[X] That's not a fair fight at all, is it? I'mma jump in and lend him a head. |
No. 186310
File 144856420278.png - (115.42KB, 1280x1280, COMBINE.png) [iqdb] ![]() [X] That's not a fair fight at all, is it? I'mma jump in and lend him a head. |
No. 186317
HELLO FAGGOTS, I WAS OUT TODAY ENJOYING THIS HOLY TERRA HOLIDAY ABOUT FOOD AND FRIENDSHIP AND PRAISING THE EMPEROR. |
No. 186322
File 144860245953.jpg - (61.59KB, 706x1000, THIS GIRL HAS QUESTIONABLE IDEAS ABOUT CONSENT.jpg) [iqdb] ![]() I DIDN'T FUCK THIS UP YOU SAW NOTHING |
No. 186323
[X] Drinking! Drinking will solve this problem somehow! I'm sure of it! Everyone, drink with me! |
No. 186324
[X] Come on, Liftimus! It's time for our COMBINATION ATTACK! |
No. 186325
[X] Come on, Liftimus! It's time for our COMBINATION ATTACK! |
No. 186329
[X] Come on, Liftimus! It's time for our COMBINATION ATTACK! |
No. 186330
[X] Come on, Liftimus! It's time for our COMBINATION ATTACK! |
No. 186333
[X] Come on, Liftimus! It's time for our COMBINATION ATTACK! |
No. 186338
[X] Come on, Liftimus! It's time for our COMBINATION ATTACK! |
No. 186342
[X] Come on, Liftimus! It's time for our COMBINATION ATTACK! |
No. 186343
[X] I can distract Big Papa! CHAAAAAAAAAARGE! |
No. 186345
[X] Come on, Liftimus! It's time for our COMBINATION ATTACK! |
No. 186347
[X] Drinking! Drinking will solve this problem somehow! I'm sure of it! Everyone, drink with me! |
No. 186354
SHOULD'VE CALLED EARLIER, BUT YES, IT IS TIME... FOR THE COMBINATION ATTACK! |
No. 186356
File 14486879061.gif - (283.38KB, 276x297, DOYOU'S FACE WHEN HIS NAME'S MISPRONOUNC.gif) [iqdb] ![]() “Liftimus!” I say, changing tack and direction as I swivel to face him. “It's time! For! A combination attack!” |
No. 186357
[X] THIS STUPID SON OF A BITCH ONLY HAS HIS HANDS, AND YOU'VE GOT REACH VIA BAR STOOL; YOU'RE ANGRY, NOT RETARDED, AND YOU GOT NO FUCKING PROBLEMS STRIKING FROM OUTSIDE HIS REACH |
No. 186358
[X] YOU'RE THE ANGRIEST MOTHERFUCKER IN THIS MISBEGOTTON WORLD, AND IF ANY DICKSUCKING ONI THINKS HE'S BETTER THAN YOU, YOU'RE GONNA BEAT ALL THE SHITS OUT OF HIM, PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE |
No. 186359
[X] THIS STUPID SON OF A BITCH ONLY HAS HIS HANDS, AND YOU'VE GOT REACH VIA BAR STOOL; YOU'RE ANGRY, NOT RETARDED, AND YOU GOT NO FUCKING PROBLEMS STRIKING FROM OUTSIDE HIS REACH |
No. 186363
File 144869965571.jpg - (25.67KB, 500x261, useless pets.jpg) [iqdb] ![]() [X] YOU'RE THE ANGRIEST MOTHERFUCKER IN THIS MISBEGOTTON WORLD, AND IF ANY DICKSUCKING ONI THINKS HE'S BETTER THAN YOU, YOU'RE GONNA BEAT ALL THE SHITS OUT OF HIM, PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE |
No. 186368
[X] THROW THE CHAIR, THROW THE BARTENDER, THROW THE BOOZE, THROW FUCKING EVERYTHING, BUT FOR THE LOVE OF THE EMPEROR, DO NOT CLOSE IN WITH THIS ASSHOLE OR YOU WILL PROBABLY DIE |
No. 186374
[X] YOU'RE THE ANGRIEST MOTHERFUCKER IN THIS MISBEGOTTON WORLD, AND IF ANY DICKSUCKING ONI THINKS HE'S BETTER THAN YOU, YOU'RE GONNA BEAT ALL THE SHITS OUT OF HIM, PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE |
No. 186375
[X] YOU'RE THE ANGRIEST MOTHERFUCKER IN THIS MISBEGOTTON WORLD, AND IF ANY DICKSUCKING ONI THINKS HE'S BETTER THAN YOU, YOU'RE GONNA BEAT ALL THE SHITS OUT OF HIM, PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE |
No. 186376
[X] THIS STUPID SON OF A BITCH ONLY HAS HIS HANDS, AND YOU'VE GOT REACH VIA BAR STOOL; YOU'RE ANGRY, NOT RETARDED, AND YOU GOT NO FUCKING PROBLEMS STRIKING FROM OUTSIDE HIS REACH |
No. 186380
[X] YOU'RE THE ANGRIEST MOTHERFUCKER IN THIS MISBEGOTTON WORLD, AND IF ANY DICKSUCKING ONI THINKS HE'S BETTER THAN YOU, YOU'RE GONNA BEAT ALL THE SHITS OUT OF HIM, PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE |
No. 186396
File 144877644310.png - (806.59KB, 1024x754, IF DOYOU'S FIST HAD A FACE IT'D BE THE R.png) [iqdb] ![]() Every last ounce of your rage boils in your veins as you face this piece of living garbage down; he thinks he can punch you through walls, knock out BEST CUDGEL, and sell tacos to anyone besides yourself? He's about to learn why you're the angriest asshole this fucking PLANET of MUTANTS and HERESY has ever seen. |
No. 186397
[X] IT'S ALL OR NOTHING; THIS PIECE OF SHIT IS OUT OF PRACTICE AND TIRING, AND YOU'RE AN ANGEL OF DEATH. IF HE'S SOMEHOW FASTER THAN YOU ARE, YOU DESERVE TO GET YOUR SHIT WRECKED. |
No. 186398
[X] GO FOR A FEINT; SOMETHING'S FUCKY, AND YOU HAVEN'T SURVIVED THIS LONG BY CHARGING HEADFIRST INTO EVERYTHING. NO, YOU'VE SURVIVED BY CHARGING HEADFIRST INTO EVERYTHING AND THEN PULLING SOMETHING FUCKY YOURSELF. |
No. 186399
[X] IT'S ALL OR NOTHING; THIS PIECE OF SHIT IS OUT OF PRACTICE AND TIRING, AND YOU'RE AN ANGEL OF DEATH. IF HE'S SOMEHOW FASTER THAN YOU ARE, YOU DESERVE TO GET YOUR SHIT WRECKED. |
No. 186404
[X] GO FOR A FEINT; SOMETHING'S FUCKY, AND YOU HAVEN'T SURVIVED THIS LONG BY CHARGING HEADFIRST INTO EVERYTHING. NO, YOU'VE SURVIVED BY CHARGING HEADFIRST INTO EVERYTHING AND THEN PULLING SOMETHING FUCKY YOURSELF. |
No. 186408
[X] THE FIST WAS A MUTHA'FUCKIN' RUSE, BITCH! POWER CHARGE INTO A POWER KICK! |
No. 186411
[X] IT'S ALL OR NOTHING; THIS PIECE OF SHIT IS OUT OF PRACTICE AND TIRING, AND YOU'RE AN ANGEL OF DEATH. IF HE'S SOMEHOW FASTER THAN YOU ARE, YOU DESERVE TO GET YOUR SHIT WRECKED. |
No. 186412
[X] GO FOR A FEINT; SOMETHING'S FUCKY, AND YOU HAVEN'T SURVIVED THIS LONG BY CHARGING HEADFIRST INTO EVERYTHING. NO, YOU'VE SURVIVED BY CHARGING HEADFIRST INTO EVERYTHING AND THEN PULLING SOMETHING FUCKY YOURSELF. |
No. 186419
[X] GO FOR A FEINT; SOMETHING'S FUCKY, AND YOU HAVEN'T SURVIVED THIS LONG BY CHARGING HEADFIRST INTO EVERYTHING. NO, YOU'VE SURVIVED BY CHARGING HEADFIRST INTO EVERYTHING AND THEN PULLING SOMETHING FUCKY YOURSELF. |
No. 186424
WELL IT WAS CLOSE, BUT I'M CLOSING THE VOTE HERE FOR PULLING SOME RIGHT AND PROPER FUCKERY |
No. 186430
File 144886316919.jpg - (135.17KB, 806x991, GEEEEEEEEEEET FUUUUUUUCKED.jpg) [iqdb] ![]() In your hearts, you always knew there could only ever be one way for you to properly finish this. |
No. 186431
[X] ATTEND TO BEST CUDGEL; SHE MAY BE ONE OF THESE ULTRA-DURABLE MUTANTS BUT AT THE SAME TIME SHE PROBABLY NEEDS A MEDICAE, AND YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHEN YOU MIGHT GET SOMEONE ELSE TO REPLACE HER IF SHE BREAKS. |
No. 186432
[X] ATTEND TO BEST CUDGEL; SHE MAY BE ONE OF THESE ULTRA-DURABLE MUTANTS BUT AT THE SAME TIME SHE PROBABLY NEEDS A MEDICAE, AND YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHEN YOU MIGHT GET SOMEONE ELSE TO REPLACE HER IF SHE BREAKS. |
No. 186433
[X] ATTEND TO BEST CUDGEL; SHE MAY BE ONE OF THESE ULTRA-DURABLE MUTANTS BUT AT THE SAME TIME SHE PROBABLY NEEDS A MEDICAE, AND YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHEN YOU MIGHT GET SOMEONE ELSE TO REPLACE HER IF SHE BREAKS. |
No. 186434
[X] ATTEND TO BEST CUDGEL; SHE MAY BE ONE OF THESE ULTRA-DURABLE MUTANTS BUT AT THE SAME TIME SHE PROBABLY NEEDS A MEDICAE, AND YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHEN YOU MIGHT GET SOMEONE ELSE TO REPLACE HER IF SHE BREAKS. |
No. 186436
[X] ATTEND TO BEST CUDGEL; SHE MAY BE ONE OF THESE ULTRA-DURABLE MUTANTS BUT AT THE SAME TIME SHE PROBABLY NEEDS A MEDICAE, AND YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHEN YOU MIGHT GET SOMEONE ELSE TO REPLACE HER IF SHE BREAKS. |
No. 186438
[X] ATTEND TO BEST CUDGEL; SHE MAY BE ONE OF THESE ULTRA-DURABLE MUTANTS BUT AT THE SAME TIME SHE PROBABLY NEEDS A MEDICAE, AND YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHEN YOU MIGHT GET SOMEONE ELSE TO REPLACE HER IF SHE BREAKS. |
No. 186439
[X] ATTEND TO BEST CUDGEL; SHE MAY BE ONE OF THESE ULTRA-DURABLE MUTANTS BUT AT THE SAME TIME SHE PROBABLY NEEDS A MEDICAE, AND YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHEN YOU MIGHT GET SOMEONE ELSE TO REPLACE HER IF SHE BREAKS. |
No. 186443
[x] Attend to best... |
No. 186444
[X] ATTEND TO BEST CUDGEL; SHE MAY BE ONE OF THESE ULTRA-DURABLE MUTANTS BUT AT THE SAME TIME SHE PROBABLY NEEDS A MEDICAE, AND YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHEN YOU MIGHT GET SOMEONE ELSE TO REPLACE HER IF SHE BREAKS. |
No. 186446
[X] EXULT IN VICTORY, THEN PULL BIG PAPA TO HIS FEET AND DEMAND YOUR RIGHTFUL TACOS. AFTERWARDS GET TOTALLY WASTED, FOR YOU HAVE EARNED THIS AFTER A FUCKING AWESOME BRAWL. IF YOU'RE INVOLVED IN MORE FIGHTS AS A RESULT, ALL THE FUCKING BETTER. |
No. 186447
This fight was totally fixed. |
No. 186449
[X] ATTEND TO BEST CUDGEL; SHE MAY BE ONE OF THESE ULTRA-DURABLE MUTANTS BUT AT THE SAME TIME SHE PROBABLY NEEDS A MEDICAE, AND YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHEN YOU MIGHT GET SOMEONE ELSE TO REPLACE HER IF SHE BREAKS. |
No. 186453
[X] WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE REST OF YOUR PETS? HOW FUCKING DARE THEY ABANDON YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT? YOU GOTTA TRACK THOSE SHITS DOWN AND TELL THEM WHY THIS IS WRONG. |
No. 186454
[X] ATTEND TO BEST CUDGEL; SHE MAY BE ONE OF THESE ULTRA-DURABLE MUTANTS BUT AT THE SAME TIME SHE PROBABLY NEEDS A MEDICAE, AND YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHEN YOU MIGHT GET SOMEONE ELSE TO REPLACE HER IF SHE BREAKS. |
No. 186456
>>186447 |
No. 186457
>>186447 |
No. 186458
>>186457 |
No. 186459
YEAH I'LL JUST CALL IT HERE FOR VISITING BEST CUDGEL, BECAUSE THAT IS CLEARLY WHERE THIS IS GOING. UPDATE SOMEWHERE WITHIN NINE HOURS (IT'S NOT GONNA BE IN NINE HOURS PROBABLY BUT YOU NEVER KNOW). |
No. 186460
>>186458 |
No. 186470
File 144894130231.png - (0.96MB, 826x1169, TINY MINISKIIIIIIIIIRT.png) [iqdb] ![]() The something you have to do is, of course, BEST CUDGEL, and NOT in the way that phrasing would imply. Her horns would make EXCELLENT HANDLEBARS, though, now that you think about it, and SHE'S A FUCKING MUTANT AWAY WITH THESE THOUGHTS BEFORE YOU NEED TO VISIT THE PAIN GLOVE. |
No. 186471
[X] YOU HAVE WON A MAJOR VICTORY IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR AND ALSO TACOS. LET'S D-D-D-D-DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK, MOTHERFUCKERS! |
No. 186472
[X] YOU HAVE WON A MAJOR VICTORY IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR AND ALSO TACOS. LET'S D-D-D-D-DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK, MOTHERFUCKERS! |
No. 186474
[X] YOU HAVE WON A MAJOR VICTORY IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR AND ALSO TACOS. LET'S D-D-D-D-DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK, MOTHERFUCKERS! |
No. 186475
[X] HUNT DOWN THE REST OF YOUR PETS, FOR THEY NEED DISCIPLINE AND YOU ARE DISPLEASED WITH THEM. |
No. 186477
[X] HUNT DOWN THE REST OF YOUR PETS, FOR THEY NEED DISCIPLINE AND YOU ARE DISPLEASED WITH THEM. |
No. 186478
[X] YOU HAVE WON A MAJOR VICTORY IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR AND ALSO TACOS. LET'S D-D-D-D-DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK, MOTHERFUCKERS! |
No. 186479
[X] HUNT DOWN THE REST OF YOUR PETS, FOR THEY NEED DISCIPLINE AND YOU ARE DISPLEASED WITH THEM. |
No. 186480
[X] YOU HAVE WON A MAJOR VICTORY IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR AND ALSO TACOS. LET'S D-D-D-D-DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK, MOTHERFUCKERS! |
No. 186482
[X] HUNT DOWN THE REST OF YOUR PETS, FOR THEY NEED DISCIPLINE AND YOU ARE DISPLEASED WITH THEM. |
No. 186484
[X] YOU HAVE WON A MAJOR VICTORY IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR AND ALSO TACOS. LET'S D-D-D-D-DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK, MOTHERFUCKERS! |
No. 186485
[x] DRINKS, TACOS AND CAPS |
No. 186486
[X] YOU HAVE WON A MAJOR VICTORY IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR AND ALSO TACOS. LET'S D-D-D-D-DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK, MOTHERFUCKERS! |
No. 186489
[X] YOU HAVE WON A MAJOR VICTORY IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR AND ALSO TACOS. LET'S D-D-D-D-DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK, MOTHERFUCKERS! |
No. 186490
[X] HUNT DOWN THE REST OF YOUR PETS, FOR THEY NEED DISCIPLINE AND YOU ARE DISPLEASED WITH THEM. |
No. 186496
File 144903135939.png - (630.21KB, 1000x1800, WOOP WOOP BEST CUDGEL COMING THROUGH.png) [iqdb] ![]() Your decision is an easy one. “WE ARE GOING TO DRINK, LIKE, FUCKING EVERYTHING. EVER.” |
No. 186498
>>186496 |
No. 186499
[X] YOU'RE HERE TO GET WASTED, AND YOU'LL WAGER THE RIGHTS TO BEST CUDGEL THAT YOU CAN BEAT THIS SON OF A BITCH AND EVERY OTHER FUCKER HERE AT THE SAME TIME IN A DRINKING CONTEST. THAT'LL FUCKING SHOW HIM. |
No. 186500
[X] YOU'RE HERE TO GET WASTED, AND YOU'LL WAGER THE RIGHTS TO BEST CUDGEL THAT YOU CAN BEAT THIS SON OF A BITCH AND EVERY OTHER FUCKER HERE AT THE SAME TIME IN A DRINKING CONTEST. THAT'LL FUCKING SHOW HIM. |
No. 186501
[X] WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT THE EMPEROR YOU LITTLE BITCH I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW- |
No. 186502
[X] YOU'RE HERE TO GET WASTED, AND YOU'LL WAGER THE RIGHTS TO BEST CUDGEL THAT YOU CAN BEAT THIS SON OF A BITCH AND EVERY OTHER FUCKER HERE AT THE SAME TIME IN A DRINKING CONTEST. THAT'LL FUCKING SHOW HIM. |
No. 186503
[X] WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT THE EMPEROR YOU LITTLE BITCH I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW- |
No. 186505
[X] WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT THE EMPEROR YOU LITTLE BITCH I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW- |
No. 186506
[X] WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT THE EMPEROR YOU LITTLE BITCH I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW- |
No. 186507
>>186503 |
No. 186509
[x] Pissing- DRINKING CONTEST |
No. 186510
[X] YOU'RE HERE TO GET WASTED, AND YOU'LL WAGER THE RIGHTS TO BEST CUDGEL THAT YOU CAN BEAT THIS SON OF A BITCH AND EVERY OTHER FUCKER HERE AT THE SAME TIME IN A DRINKING CONTEST. THAT'LL FUCKING SHOW HIM. |
No. 186512
[X] YOU'RE HERE TO GET WASTED, AND YOU'LL WAGER THE RIGHTS TO BEST CUDGEL THAT YOU CAN BEAT THIS SON OF A BITCH AND EVERY OTHER FUCKER HERE AT THE SAME TIME IN A DRINKING CONTEST. THAT'LL FUCKING SHOW HIM. |
No. 186513
[X] YOU'RE HERE TO GET WASTED, AND YOU'LL WAGER THE RIGHTS TO BEST CUDGEL THAT YOU CAN BEAT THIS SON OF A BITCH AND EVERY OTHER FUCKER HERE AT THE SAME TIME IN A DRINKING CONTEST. THAT'LL FUCKING SHOW HIM. |
No. 186515
[X] YOU'RE HERE TO GET WASTED, AND YOU'LL WAGER THE RIGHTS TO BEST CUDGEL THAT YOU CAN BEAT THIS SON OF A BITCH AND EVERY OTHER FUCKER HERE AT THE SAME TIME IN A DRINKING CONTEST. THAT'LL FUCKING SHOW HIM. |
No. 186518
[X] YOU'RE HERE TO GET WASTED, AND YOU'LL WAGER THE RIGHTS TO BEST CUDGEL THAT YOU CAN BEAT THIS SON OF A BITCH AND EVERY OTHER FUCKER HERE AT THE SAME TIME IN A DRINKING CONTEST. THAT'LL FUCKING SHOW HIM. |
No. 186519
WELL, GUESS I'M SHELVING THE ANGRY RANT FOR ANOTHER TIME IN FAVOR OF SHOWING ALL THESE FUCKBOYS HOW AN ANGRY MARINE PARTIES |
No. 186520
File 144912511596.jpg - (103.75KB, 600x1021, NO ALCOHOL CAN STOP YOU NOW.jpg) [iqdb] ![]() IT'S A GOOD DAMN THING IT ISN'T NOVEMBER ANY MORE OR I WOULD BE EXTREMELY CROSS RIGHT NOW OVER BEING LATE WITH THIS UPDATE |
No. 186523
[X] YOU COULD USE SOME FRESH (RELATIVELY SPEAKING) AIR, AND BESIDES, THIS SHITTY BEER ISN'T DOING ANYTHING FOR YOU. TAKE UP THIS MUTANT'S OFFER. |
No. 186524
[X] YOU COULD USE SOME FRESH (RELATIVELY SPEAKING) AIR, AND BESIDES, THIS SHITTY BEER ISN'T DOING ANYTHING FOR YOU. TAKE UP THIS MUTANT'S OFFER. |
No. 186525
[X] YOU COULD USE SOME FRESH (RELATIVELY SPEAKING) AIR, AND BESIDES, THIS SHITTY BEER ISN'T DOING ANYTHING FOR YOU. TAKE UP THIS MUTANT'S OFFER. |
No. 186526
[X] YOU COULD USE SOME FRESH (RELATIVELY SPEAKING) AIR, AND BESIDES, THIS SHITTY BEER ISN'T DOING ANYTHING FOR YOU. TAKE UP THIS MUTANT'S OFFER. |
No. 186527
[X] YOU COULD USE SOME FRESH (RELATIVELY SPEAKING) AIR, AND BESIDES, THIS SHITTY BEER ISN'T DOING ANYTHING FOR YOU. TAKE UP THIS MUTANT'S OFFER. |
No. 186528
[X] YOU COULD USE SOME FRESH (RELATIVELY SPEAKING) AIR, AND BESIDES, THIS SHITTY BEER ISN'T DOING ANYTHING FOR YOU. TAKE UP THIS MUTANT'S OFFER. |
No. 186529
[X] YOU COULD USE SOME FRESH (RELATIVELY SPEAKING) AIR, AND BESIDES, THIS SHITTY BEER ISN'T DOING ANYTHING FOR YOU. TAKE UP THIS MUTANT'S OFFER. |
No. 186532
[X] YOU COULD USE SOME FRESH (RELATIVELY SPEAKING) AIR, AND BESIDES, THIS SHITTY BEER ISN'T DOING ANYTHING FOR YOU. TAKE UP THIS MUTANT'S OFFER. |
No. 186546
>>186526 |
No. 186547
>>186546 |
No. 186556
File 144926413046.jpg - (483.77KB, 1521x1931, ALAS THAT DOYOU IS NOT THIS HUGE.jpg) [iqdb] ![]() SO IT TURNS OUT THAT I AM A DISGRACEFULLY LAZY SHIT WITHOUT A DEADLINE TO MOTIVATE ME |
No. 186557
[X] THE PLATE! SPILL THAT AND THIS IS OVER! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE |
No. 186558
[X] THE PLATE! SPILL THAT AND THIS IS OVER! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE |
No. 186559
[X] THE PLATE! SPILL THAT AND THIS IS OVER! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE |
No. 186560
[X] THE PLATE! SPILL THAT AND THIS IS OVER! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE |
No. 186561
[X] THE PLATE! SPILL THAT AND THIS IS OVER! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE |
No. 186565
[X] THE PLATE! SPILL THAT AND THIS IS OVER! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE |
No. 186566
[X] SHE WANTS TO KNOW HOW HARD YOU CAN HIT? FUCKING SHOW HER |
No. 186567
[X] SHE WANTS TO KNOW HOW HARD YOU CAN HIT? FUCKING SHOW HER |
No. 186568
>>186556 |
No. 186569
[X] SHE WANTS TO KNOW HOW HARD YOU CAN HIT? FUCKING SHOW HER |
No. 186570
[X] SHE WANTS TO KNOW HOW HARD YOU CAN HIT? FUCKING SHOW HER |
No. 186571
[X] SHE WANTS TO KNOW HOW HARD YOU CAN HIT? FUCKING SHOW HER |
No. 186574
[X] SHE WANTS TO KNOW HOW HARD YOU CAN HIT? FUCKING SHOW HER |
No. 186577
THAT'S ONE HELL OF A COMEBACK FOR JUST PUNCHING HER |
No. 186579
File 144937475145.jpg - (555.38KB, 1660x1465, TRANSLATION - BITCH IS UNIMPRESSED.jpg) [iqdb] ![]() Yuugi's outright lackadaisical attitude reminds you of that time you tried to bitchslap a Dark Eldar and the flippy bitch was, as your nomenclature for her implies, all flippy'n'shit. Point being, either this mutie's got genuine brain issues or something's fucky. |
No. 186580
[X] EVEN ANGRY MARINES HAVE A SEMBLANCE OF DISCIPLINE, ALBEIT JUST THE BAREST SCRAPS OF SUCH. EXERCISE THAT RESTRAINT NOW; FOCUS ALL OF YOUR RAGE ON GRABBING THAT STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT LOWLIFE ASSHOLE GARBAGE PLATE |
No. 186581
[X] EVEN ANGRY MARINES HAVE A SEMBLANCE OF DISCIPLINE, ALBEIT JUST THE BAREST SCRAPS OF SUCH. EXERCISE THAT RESTRAINT NOW; FOCUS ALL OF YOUR RAGE ON GRABBING THAT STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT LOWLIFE ASSHOLE GARBAGE PLATE |
No. 186582
[X] THIS FIST OF MINE CRACKLES WITH A FUCK-AWESOME POWER! ITS CERAMITE GRIP IS GONNA CHOKE THE FUCK OUTTA YOU! TAKE THIS! MY ANGER! MY HATRED! AND ALL OF MY FURY! |
No. 186583
[X] WITH EVERY WORD OUT OF HER INSOLENT MOUTH, YOU GROW MORE FURIOUS. THIS IS A GOOD THING. LET HER KEEP RUNNING HER MOUTH, AND THEN, WHEN YOU REACH A NEVER-BEFORE-FELT LEVEL OF ANGER, ANNIHILATE HER WITH AN EXPLOSION OF RAGE AND HATE. |
No. 186584
[X] EVEN ANGRY MARINES HAVE A SEMBLANCE OF DISCIPLINE, ALBEIT JUST THE BAREST SCRAPS OF SUCH. EXERCISE THAT RESTRAINT NOW; FOCUS ALL OF YOUR RAGE ON GRABBING THAT STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT LOWLIFE ASSHOLE GARBAGE PLATE |
No. 186585
[X] WITH EVERY WORD OUT OF HER INSOLENT MOUTH, YOU GROW MORE FURIOUS. THIS IS A GOOD THING. LET HER KEEP RUNNING HER MOUTH, AND THEN, WHEN YOU REACH A NEVER-BEFORE-FELT LEVEL OF ANGER, ANNIHILATE HER WITH AN EXPLOSION OF RAGE AND HATE. |
No. 186589
[X] WITH EVERY WORD OUT OF HER INSOLENT MOUTH, YOU GROW MORE FURIOUS. THIS IS A GOOD THING. LET HER KEEP RUNNING HER MOUTH, AND THEN, WHEN YOU REACH A NEVER-BEFORE-FELT LEVEL OF ANGER, ANNIHILATE HER WITH AN EXPLOSION OF RAGE AND HATE. |
No. 186590
[X] WITH EVERY WORD OUT OF HER INSOLENT MOUTH, YOU GROW MORE FURIOUS. THIS IS A GOOD THING. LET HER KEEP RUNNING HER MOUTH, AND THEN, WHEN YOU REACH A NEVER-BEFORE-FELT LEVEL OF ANGER, ANNIHILATE HER WITH AN EXPLOSION OF RAGE AND HATE. |
No. 186597
[x] EVER WORD |
No. 186604
[X] THIS FIST OF MINE CRACKLES WITH A FUCK-AWESOME POWER! ITS CERAMITE GRIP IS GONNA CHOKE THE FUCK OUTTA YOU! TAKE THIS! MY ANGER! MY HATRED! AND ALL OF MY FURY! |
No. 186612
File 144948449268.jpg - (20.25KB, 480x360, godfinger.jpg) [iqdb] ![]() [X]GOD-EMPRAAAAAAAH FINGAAAAAAAAHH!!!! |
No. 186613
OKAY THIS TIME IT TOTALLY WASN'T MY FAULT THAT I COULDN'T DO ANYTHING BEFORE THE DAY WAS OVER, BUT ANYWAY WE'RE IN AUTOSAGE AGAIN, ASSHOLES! I'M CALLING IT HERE FOR LETTING THE RAGE CONSUME YOU, AND THAT SHIT'LL BE IN A NEW THREAD! |
No. 191978
I FIGURE I SHOULD PROBABLY LINK THREAD THREE EVEN THOUGH I'M A LIKE A FUCKING YEAR LATE, JUST FOR FUTURE READERS |