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14736 No. 14736
What is the focus, I'm sure you're wondering. Why, the pint-sized, puntable pests, of course! No, not Shinmyoumaru, you monster. Fae!

Cirno, Daiyousei, the fairies of light, Lily, generic fairies, PC-98s, you name it. If it's a fairy, then that's where the focus of this contest lies! Ohh, right. And Clownpiece.

Terrible character designs aside, the focus of this contest is what you make of it. However, the special category will be Shitpost, in honor of THP's birthday, so make of that what you will. As always, the special category is entirely optional. If you want to write a serious short with serious tones, just do it. Seriously, it still counts, assuming fae are involved as an important component.

The contest will run from right now up to the 30th at 00:01 After that, voting begins, lasting up until the 24th at 00:01. Why the 24th? Why, that gives an exact week break between voting and the next contest starting.

This time, I'm going to have a prize for every category! A shitty prize of shitty art! More on that when I link the threads. I have a literal minute left to write this.
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>> No. 14744
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Entries go in their respective threads, and are due by April 30th at 00:01. To reiterate further, voting ends May 24th.

>>/shorts/2123 Non-Lewd
>>/at/38232 Lewd

Categories are as followed: Lewd, Non-Lewd and Shitpost.

Why a shitpost category? Because April 1st, as well as it being a bit of a tribute to the days of yore. Also, with how often shitposts crop up, and with how much I enjoy them, I'm tempted to make it a bonus category on every contest. Think of this as a test run with a purpose.

As I said in the first post, the winners of each post shall get a prize of shitty art of their choice.

Within reason, of course. Because drawing ten characters sucks. Don't expect quality, either, as it's more an excuse to practice while also giving out some vague incentive to participate.
>> No. 14748

>oppai Dai

Absolutely disgusting.
>> No. 14765
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Can't please everyone!
>> No. 14775
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i've maid a lewd
c-c-check it
>> No. 14783
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Get your entries in, or miss out!
>> No. 14788
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So, somehow I seem to have written some filthy fairy pornography. It's short, doesn't feature a single 2hu and might just possibly be a little bit shit.

Should I post it anyway?
>> No. 14790
>> No. 14793
Alola Cirno entries where
>> No. 14799
I'm not saying Alola Cirno entries would instantly get my vote, buuuuut....
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>> No. 14803

If you were wanting me to answer as opposed to that anon, which, as I've not noticed any new porn posts, I'll assume is the case...

Do it, faggot.

But, in the end, I really don't care what people post, so long as the rules are respected. You could write the Alola Cirno scat porn nobody asked for and I'd be fine with that. Mildly nauseous, but that's another topic entirely.

As I said before, let the voters decide if you are worthy of praise enough to win.

If nothing else, having more stuff to read is always nice.
>> No. 14804
Actually I was just having another go at un-shitting it. I failed.

Posting in five.
>> No. 14806
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If you want to cram in a last minute entry, now's the time.
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Riiiiight after I link all the entries. Should find the time by tonight.
>> No. 14808
>Only one Cirno story.

>It is shit

Step it up, senpai
>> No. 14809
I would have entered in the contest, but there was never any time because of my studies.
>> No. 14810
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>>/shorts/2124 Dai the Resigned
>>/shorts/2125 The Strongest
>>/shorts/2126 Steve Irwin in Gensoukyou.
>>/shorts/2129 Cirno Shit Post
>>/shorts/2130 Fittingly Nameless Nameless Fairy Story


>>/at/38233 Nameless Graphic Sexual Disclaimer Story
>>/at/38248 Servants at Play
>>/at/38251 Springtime

Theeere we go! Sorry about the wait, guys. Didn't mean to take quite so long, but I was busier than expected yesterday.
>> No. 14811
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The winner is rather clear for me, and that’s the Nameless Nameless Nameless Fairy Nameless, though I am rather sorely tempted to give my vote to the Cirno Shit Post for the use of “smug” as a verb. We’ve got a real Touhou connoisseur in our midst. That said, Nameless Nameless manages to convey a fairy’s likely mental processes in a way that just swept up my cold cynic’s heart. Good job.

I really liked Servants At Play as well, despite my usual dislike of erotica anywhere outside of H-games. I’d love those to see those two featured in that story interact more. A full story maybe? Yeah, I know. Hope dies last, get off my case.

(X) Nameless Nameless
(X) Servants At Play

Man, I don’t even like fairies all that much! Sekibanki contest when?
>> No. 14812
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[x] >>/shorts/2130
>> No. 14819
Wake up and vote, fags.
>> No. 14820
Okay, fine. I don't see much point in voting in a contest where most of the entries are shitposts, but...

[x] Nameless Nameless Nameless Nameless
[x] Servants at Play

The former was reasonably well-done. Too bad there was nothing to really compete with it.

The latter was nice and something I rarely see from porn stories here. It had a lighthearted feel that seemed... well, more true to life. I'm sure awkward morning-afters are more common than we'd care to admit to ourselves.
>> No. 14826
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It is a contest with an optional focus on shitposts to celebrate the site's birthday. Just as the last had an optional focus of soul crushingly depressing.

Also, using this chance to remind that the contest's voting phase isn't an entire month this time, but instead three weeks. I feel that a week between voting and writing gives time for discussion.

Voting ends on the 24th at 00:01
>> No. 14848

No thanks. I disagree with these contests and encouraging shitposting.
>> No. 14849

So do I, but the few people that didn't shitpost took time out of their lives to write, so the least we can do is pick a fucking winner.
>> No. 14852
[X]Steve Irwin in Gensoukyou.
[X]Nameless Graphic Sexual Disclaimer Story
>> No. 14853
Not until the 23th at night
>> No. 14854
Non-lewd: [X] Fittingly Nameless Nameless Fairy Story

Lewd: [X] Nameless Graphic Sexual Disclaimer Story
You definitely ticked enough fetish boxes, that's for sure. Quality fapdoujin material.

And an honorary shitpost vote for [X] Cirno Shit Post
It really was quite shit. Thanks.
>> No. 14855
[x] Nameless
[x] Servants at Play

Might I suggest removing the shitpost tolerance for next contest? All it does is draw out people who think they're funny and discourage real entries. This one basically isn't a real contest and has only one real choice, that being between the 2 lewd entries.
>> No. 14856

Each contest gets its optional subject. This one has actually been fairly informative, and it's hard to tell if it was a success or a failure. People had fun, and that people entered

Still, next contest wasn't gonna have it anywho. I try to make each contest distinct overall, as it'd be boring to have them all be the exact same.
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