/Ready ARMS, just in case they become necessary. /Behave as if a GROUPIE, roar for an ENCORE, then offer the PRISMRIVERS your HARD LIQUOR so that they may get SHITFACED DRUNK and destroy a HOTEL ROOM like a REAL BAND.
>Punch the PRISMRIVERS in the snout to establish superiority
You punch the nearest PRISMRIVER in the snout! Thankfully the PRISMRIVERS are one of the few things SOFTER than your current HARDNESS! With you superiority established you force one of them to wear the PERVERTED PANTIES!
/ wear SUNGLASSES. / TAKE a SIP of the HARD LIQUOR for yourself, then POUR the rest onto a CURB or CURB-LIKE OBJECT in honor of your FALLEN HOMIES. / Slowly walking to the EXPLOSION SITE in SLOWMO MODE for dramatic effect / Throw in ONE-LINER
Just to remind you, I'm picking the winning vote based mostly on how fun it would be to draw or how awesome/weird it is - so repeated calls for the same vote aren't terribly necessary.
Aside from that, I hope you're enjoying Youmu Life and I shall endeavor to both bring you more badly drawn fun and never refer to YOUMUs II in the same way twice. (That last bit is so going to annoy the thread archiver people, isn't it?)
>Once finished, CONGRATULATE them all on a JOB well done, and KNOCK BACK a few COLD ONES.
With the FLAMES extinguished you and your BUNNY COMPATRIOTS retire to the BUNNY BAR to down a couple of ice cold CARROT BEERS. Frankly the stuff is pretty nasty tasting, but a half-bottle of HARD CARROT VODKA handily takes care of your ability to taste anything!
You give it a couple of kicks, then lament over your stolen REVENGE. You don't know where the PSYCHO-NURSE, the LIAR or the OTHER ONE have gone. You suspect they probably fled with the BITCH when she popped herself a new body after dying.
You kick the CHARRED CORPSE again and lament some more. A certain REVENGE-STEALING GOIT is going to need a sharp education in 'why not to steal the revenge of people who can set you on fire 101'.
Well. No use wasting time with this BARBEQUED BITCH, even if it is fun to kick.
[X] Well, no time like the present. Time to steal from her. [X] Steal all her CLOTHES. [X] Wait, that doesn't work. She never goes OUT anyway! There won't be any reason for her to be SHAMED by that... [X] Steal all her ELECTRONICS. [X] Man, that shit's heavy. [X] Steal-- [X] Fuck it. Take the BITCH and put her your loot register. You'll figure this shit out later.
[X] Fuck it. Take the BITCH and put her your loot register. You'll figure this shit out later. [x] Hollow out the BITCH into a LIFE-SIZED PUPPET. [x] Later, taunt the BITCH with said PUPPET. But for now, go find the REVENGE STEALING GOIT.
>Place CHARRED CORPSE of the BITCH in your LOOT REGISTER >LOOK AROUND in case the BITCH left your STUFF here, then LEAVE. There is REVENGE to be had, and you cannot REST until you get BLOODY/FIERY SATISFACTION >LOOK for SHADY DRUGS that might come in useful.
You have so many options to choose from that it's nearly impossible to decide what you want to do with the BITCH's CHARRED CORPSE.
For now you just take the damn thing and stuff it in your LOOT REGISTER.
... Actually. While you're here and it seems as if the BITCH and her cronies aren't, you figure you may as well LOOT the place. Get back your STUFF as well as take any SHADY DRUGS, GOOD LIQUER, FOOD and anything else that catches your eye.
Eientei is pretty big though, so it may take some time - but this is an opportunity you simply can't pass up right now!
 Use your high zippiness to get quickly get HOME.  Quickly get your two SWORDS and your SPELLCARDS.  Use SPELLCARD ''200 Yojana in One Slash'' to quickly get to the SHRINE MAIDEN.  Tell her that the END is nigh.
You head to YOUR ROOM. Your rather dull and boring ROOM. Someday you should really decorate and make this place PRETTY, but GARDENING, COOKING, BODYGUARDING, BEING MOLESTED, MESSAGE RUNNING and all the other little duties YUYUKO makes you do really means you haven't been able to find the time to redecorate.
>Grab that BEAR. You never know when a BEAR will be helpful.
You take FLUFFLES MCSMOOCHUMS and add him to you LOOT REGISTER. This bear has been your constant companion since birth almost! As such you feel safer for having him in your posession. You take a moment to reflect on the poor guy's name, then thank whatever gods are listening that at least YUYUKO was never allowed to name yourself as well.
You examine your WARDROBE. Inside are a few boring outfits and the odd nice yukata. Thankfully YUYUKO insists on keeping all of your adult rated outfits all locked up in the DUNGEON. Frankly you would rather not have any such outfits but you know that YUYUKO would inflict something worse on you if you refused them.
It's a good thing YOUKI didn't know about this, or his grave spinning could be harnessed to power a small town.
Okay, this was a piss poor update. You know it, I know it, we all know it. But honestly I couldn't remember what I was going to do with this vote prior to thp's death and rebirth. So I figured I'd put up *something* and get some fresh votes instead.
This public service announcement brought to you by the letters G, I and N.
>[x] Stock up some PHOENIX DOWN. > Jump through the SECRET HOLE in the WARDROBE.
You stock up on PHOENIX DOWN. All TWELVE pieces of it. Sadly your LOOT REGISTER isn't set up to properly track such items at the moment, you will probably need to see a REGISTER MECHANIC to expand your LOOT REGISTER's capabilities. You make a MENTAL NOTE of how many PHOENIX DOWN you picked up, then prepare to make your exit via your SECRET ESCAPE HATCH.