'Yes,' she says.
Yes. Why.
How.
That wasn't even a 'yes or no' question!
You can't just say 'yes' to any old question as if it were a proper answer, especially if it doesn't actually answer the question! And no matter how you look at it, a mere 'yes' definitely doesn't answer your question!
Who would do something like that?!
Why would they do something like that?!
And why are you getting a strange feeling that you're somehow missing something?
In any case, you can't just let this pass! And so, you shall not!
You look the girl right in the eye, take a breath, and respond to her in the only way you can think of.
...at least, the only way that doesn't involve throwing something at her head, though you certainly aren't ruling that out as an option.
"No." you say, firmly, prompting a series of confused blinks from the girl.
"Awha?"
"No!" you say again, trying your best to sound like a pet owner just before they smack their dog with a rolled-up newspaper for making a mess in the house.
"Uhh, 'no' what?" she asks, clearly at a loss as to how to respond.
"No 'yes'!" you clarify.
"No-yes?"
"Yes, no!"
"Wait, yes-no or no-yes?"
"No! No, 'no'! No 'yes!"
"Yes-yes?"
"No! No 'yes'!"
"Ooh. Okay. ...wait, what was the question again?"
"Uhhh..."
"Oh! Hey! Why did your blood taste so funny?" the girl suddenly asks, her mind switching gears with an abruptness that you find jarring yet strangely familiar.
"My blood tastes funny?"
"Yeah! And not like just because it was on the floor, either! It was, like, uh..."the girl trails off, staring into space briefly before apparently realizing something. "A-ah! Not that I just eat off the floor or anything like that! I mean, uh, it was just
there, and I had to clean it up, but I was also kinda hungry, and it just seemed like a waste, and it wasn't there for a minute, even! ...that's how it works, three minute rule, right?"
"Yeah, three minutes, I think," you say, trying to remember what you were once told about eating things off the floor. That is, aside from 'don't eat things off the floor.'
"Yeah, yeah, that's it!" the girl nods in agreement. "So, anyway, why did it taste so funny?"
"The blood? Well, I guess it could be because..."you say, trailing off. Why
would your blood taste 'funny', you wonder? Then again, why would anyone be tasting your blood in the first place? How would they know enough about blood and its flavor to be able to tell if it tasted unusual or not? As you ponder these things, you realize the girl is still looking at you, waiting for an answer. Fortunately, you happen to have one for her question! It's...
[ ] Because she ate it off the floor. Things always taste funny when you eat them off the floor. Duh.
[ ] Because you're friends with a doll made of poison and so you had poison put in you to make it so the other poison wouldn't do stuff when it was put in you which is just what happens when you hang out with someone made of poison.
[ ] Because it's not that your blood tastes funny, it's that her taste buds are tasting things funny. She's the one with the problem, not you. There is nothing wrong with how your blood tastes. There's nothing wrong with how any of you tastes. You are perfectly normal and goddamn delicious.
[ ] Because it's a natural defense to ward off predators. They won't eat you if you taste bad. Unless they like things that taste bad. Then you're kinda screwed.
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>>179607 Oh, I would. I so, so would.
I'm not. But I would.