Bored.
Bored, bored bored bored bored.
This class sucks. The teacher's droning on, and on, and on about something dealing with the French Revolution. Baguettes and cake and heads and all that kind of stuff. History stuff.
Boring stuff.
You've spent the majority of the class just staring out the window, thinking of how nice this last summer was. Mostly because you didn't actually have any classes. That was nice. The reading that you were assigned over the summer got 'done', if you consider reading the cliff notes of all the books you were assigned 'done'.
Because really, who gives a damn about the motivations of one teenaged jackass and his fields of rye?
Not you, that's for damn sure.
You scan over the classroom one more time. This classroom is full of all the classic archetypes. One girl, up front, flowers in her hair, writing down all the teacher says. Who takes notes on the first day? Who takes notes period? Not you, that's for sure. Maybe that's why you float around a B- average. Still passing! Next to her, still in the front row, but sitting by the window, is a girl who looks just as bored as you are, but staring out the window, occasionally blowing the purple hair out of her eyes. What's the point of a rabbit-ear headband if you don't use it to keep your bangs in check?
You yawn, and stretch, as the teacher shoots you a mildly dirty look. You shrug, and the teacher just shakes her head. At least she's not wearing that ridiculous hat anymore. Maybe it's just a joke for the first day of class. It sits on her desk now.
You cast your eyes around, lingering occasionally on posters. One has a smiling ponytailed girl on it, exhorting all new freshmen to join the Astronomy club. Astronomy's pretty cool, you guess. Going to the moon would be pretty interesting.
Behind the two girls previously mentioned, in the second row, is a girl with blonde hair, and an odd, small, red half-bow tied in it. She's listening to the teacher and kind of repeating what the teacher's saying, in a soft murmer. You can hear it because you're sitting right behind her, but you doubt that the teacher can. Next to her is another blonde girl, this one with a ponytail sticking out to the side.
Didn't that go out of fashion a couple decades ago? A couple seats down the row is a sleepy-looking redhead. She's one of the foreign exchange students here at the school.
The third row closest to the window is your desk. Someone's carved 'Owen was here' on it. Next to you is your good friend Unzan, who's currently doing his best to waggle his eyebrows in sync with each other. It's not working particularly well, considering that he's scrunched up his forehead in concentration. But he's been your bro through thick and thin, so you're totally willing to forgive him his oddities.
That, and you mastered the eyebrow wave years ago.
Next to him is a girl who's just cracking her neck from side to side, a redhead with a blue bow accenting her hair.
You look back down at your desk. The paper football that you've been spending the majority of the class making sits there, triangular, papery, and just begging for a target.
Behind you are the three “popular” girls, chatting amongst each other, one with long green hair. Her friend next to her is a blonde with matching eyes, and the third is a brunette with a red bow and these weird hair tubes. How they stay on is anybody's guess.
You scan the rest of the room, past a few more club posters (Join the swimming club! Come make music with our club! Write poetry with us at the Haiku club!), and your eyes settle squarely back on the paper football.
Fuck it. You're bored. Let's pick a target, shall we?
[ ] Flower Girl
[ ] Rabbit Girl
[ ] Half-Bow Girl
[ ] Side Ponytail Girl
[ ] Sleepy Redhead Girl
[ ] Unzan
[ ] Neck-Cracking Girl
[ ] Green Haired Girl
[ ] Blonde Girl
[ ] Hair Tubes Girl
[ ] Professor Boringstein (You've already forgotten her name, you see.)
[ ] Write-in
No. 169889
Hmmm, another school AU fic? Well, let's give it a shot. |
No. 169890
[x] Rabbit Girl |
No. 169891
[X] Flower Girl |
No. 169892
[x] Unzan |
No. 169893
[X] Professor Boringstein |
No. 169894
[X] Hair Tubes Girl |
No. 169897
[x] Side Ponytail Girl |
No. 169898
[x] Half-Bow Girl |
No. 169900
Only three girls left. Come on anon, don't fail me now. |
No. 169901
>>169900 |
No. 169902
[x] Side Ponytail Girl |
No. 169903
>>169902 |
No. 169904
[X] Neck-Cracking Girl. |
No. 169905
[x] Half-Bow Girl |
No. 169906
[ ] Green Haired Girl |
No. 169907
[ ] Green Haired Girl |
No. 169909
[x] Neck-Cracking Girl |
No. 169910
...Oh my God, here we go again, with another high school AU Touhou fic. Will history repeat? We shall see. |
No. 169912
>>169902 |
No. 169914
[ ] Neck-Cracking Girl |
No. 169916
>>169914 |
No. 169923
[X] Hair Tubes Girl |
No. 169925
>11 options |
No. 169927
>>169892 |
No. 169928
>>169927 |
No. 169935
>>169928 |
No. 169936
[x] Half-Bow Girl |
No. 169937
[x] Neck-Cracking Girl |
No. 169939
Having already cast my vote, I would like to lend my support for the Ichirin MC idea. It would make this story a lot more unique. I mean, how much Ichirin have we had here? |
No. 169942
I just cant see this working out if we're not a faceless Anon with just a nickname like Jin. |
No. 169947
Genderflipped Ichirin. Everybody wins! |
No. 169948
Bah, I don't know what the problem is. An Ichirin is fine too. Gives a new spin on things. |
No. 169950
I'd personally prefer the faceless male MC just to head off any "Ichirin's being OOC!" problems. |
No. 169959
[X] Neck-Cracking Girl. |
No. 169961
[x] Neck-Cracking Girl |
No. 169962
I think it's best if the main character is male |
No. 169976
Writer never did mention MC's gender, which I kind of like. Girl MC please? Something to change the pace of the rest of the stories here |
No. 169982
File 137162550990.png - (717.38KB , 900x1100 , 9be485ab65f04303337569ee3cd0e4ec.png ) [iqdb] ![]() >>169959 |
No. 169984
[X] A spider webbing in the darkness |
No. 169986
[X] Ichirin Kumoi |
No. 169987
Also, looks like THP ate my formatting. The "[ ] Name" votes are sub-votes of Male and Female. |
No. 169993
[X] Male |
No. 169994
>>169993 |
No. 169995
File 137163238555.jpg - (312.10KB , 753x1100 , ichirin violent.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() [X] Ichirin Kumoi |
No. 169996
>>169995 |
No. 169997
[x]Ichirin Kumoi |
No. 169998
>>169997 |
No. 169999
>>169997 |
No. 170000
>>169998 |
No. 170003
[x] Male |
No. 170007
[x] Male |
No. 170011
[X] Female |
No. 170013
[X] Male |
No. 170015
>>169987 |
No. 170017
File 137165127387.gif - (848.54KB , 400x225 , 1368404398346.gif ) [iqdb] ![]() []Male |
No. 170018
[X] Male |
No. 170019
[X] Female |
No. 170023
[X] Male |
No. 170025
>>170019 |
No. 170039
[X] Female |
No. 170043
[x]Ichirin Kumoi |
No. 170049
>>170019 |
No. 170054
[X] Ichirin Kumoi |
No. 170055
[X] Male |
No. 170058
[X] Ichirin Kumoi |
No. 170063
So right now being a faceless male anon is winning, but I'm not a huge fan of any of the names suggested yet- and I'm guessing not too many of you guys are, considering none of them have more than one vote. I'll think of something if you guys can't, I hope. I've always been pretty terrible at naming characters. |
No. 170064
>>170049 |
No. 170065
>>170064 |
No. 170066
>>170063 |
No. 170067
>>170064 |
No. 170068
>>170065 |
No. 170072
[ ] Ichirin Kumoi |
No. 170082
[X] Ichirin Kumoi |
No. 170090
[x] Archer |
No. 170100
File 137170155760.jpg - (89.22KB , 800x600 , 1258512888583.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() >>170090 |
No. 170101
>>170100 |
No. 170102
[X] Ichirin Kumoi |
No. 170104
[x] Hanz. |
No. 170105
[X] Ichirin Kumoi |
No. 170106
>>170090 |
No. 170107
[X] Ichirin Kumoi |
No. 170114
wouldn't it be hard to reverse trap with uniform rule abound? |
No. 170117
[X] Ichirin Kumoi |
No. 170124
>>170114 |
No. 170125
>>170114 |
No. 170127
[X] Ichirin Kumoi |
No. 170132
>>170114 |
No. 170144
What's a reverse trap? Regardless, |
No. 170146
File 137174849850.jpg - (92.99KB , 1280x720 , naoto_shirogane.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() >>170144 |
No. 170148
>>170132 |
No. 170149
>>170102 here. Mild version was my intent. |
No. 170150
[X] Ichirin Kumoi |
No. 170152
[X] Ichirin Kumoi |
No. 170169
[X] Ichirin Kumoi |
No. 170234
File 137186637784.jpg - (558.62KB , 1488x1860 , e051dd420b12c47d1cc2e29464f3ba63.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() >>170152 |
No. 170236
[X] My next class isn't math but I think feel like chilling with you until the teacher kicks me out. |
No. 170237
[x] Alright, see you later, then. My next class is... |
No. 170238
-[ ] Science |
No. 170239
[x] Alright, see you later, then. My next class is... |
No. 170240
[X] My next class isn't math but I think feel like chilling with you until the teacher kicks me out. |
No. 170241
[X] My next class isn't math but I think feel like chilling with you until the teacher kicks me out. |
No. 170248
[X] My next class isn't math but I think feel like chilling with you until the teacher kicks me out. |
No. 170254
File 137188431630.jpg - (541.78KB , 1200x1200 , 002647941c071873fb1b04ac2456be1f.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() [X] My next class isn't math but I think feel like chilling with you until the teacher kicks me out. |
No. 170287
>>170106 |
No. 170297
I've needed to find a story to crash into since Being Meiling has now ended. |
No. 170328
>>170254 |
No. 170399
>>170328 |
No. 170410
>>170399 |
No. 170460
>>170410 |
No. 170536
>>170460 |
No. 170552
File 137224466128.jpg - (246.74KB , 850x1118 , sample-58dec091730848442e359f870fb44d0c.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() [X] My next class isn't math but I think feel like chilling with you until the teacher kicks me out. |
No. 170554
[x] Continue! You shall not leave until you have what you came for! |
No. 170555
[x] Continue! You shall not leave until you have what you came for! |
No. 170557
[x] Abandon your quest to get Sekibanki's number... for now. |
No. 170564
[x] Abandon your quest to get Sekibanki's number... for now. |
No. 170566
[x] Abandon your quest to get Sekibanki's number... for now. |
No. 170580
[x] Abandon your quest to get Sekibanki's number... for now. |
No. 170588
File 137231194531.jpg - (94.57KB , 650x557 , 1275359513980.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() You guys have no creativity, do you? |
No. 170589
>>170588 |
No. 170591
>>170588 |
No. 170592
Odds are there isn't going to be another student absent on the first day of class. |
No. 170593
>>170588 |
No. 170598
[X] Stare into the middle distance like an incredibly bored student on the first day of class; wait till the entire class roll is called. Note the name(s) that draw no reply; after teacher's done with attendance, start and hurriedly ask if she called that name. Pretend to be that person. |
No. 170600
[X] Continue!/>>170588 |
No. 170601
>>170600 |
No. 170604
>>170593 |
No. 170641
[Continue] x |
No. 170673
[X] Stare into the middle distance like an incredibly bored student on the first day of class; wait till the entire class roll is called. Note the name(s) that draw no reply; after teacher's done with attendance, start and hurriedly ask if she called that name. Pretend to be that person. |
No. 170674
>>170673 |
No. 170687
File 137245101783.jpg - (1.14MB , 1200x1150 , 1370660687433.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() >>170601 |
No. 170730
[X] Stare into the middle distance like an incredibly bored student on the first day of class; wait till the entire class roll is called. Note the name(s) that draw no reply; after teacher's done with attendance, start and hurriedly ask if she called that name. Pretend to be that person. |
No. 170752
[X] Stare into the middle distance like an incredibly bored student on the first day of class; wait till the entire class roll is called. Note the name(s) that draw no reply; after teacher's done with attendance, start and hurriedly ask if she called that name. Pretend to be that person. |
No. 170795
OP here. Sorry about the delay, I've seriously injured myself and am recovering from a very unpleasant, and probably related, stomach bug. That and I'm currently separated from my writing computer. Updates should be soon. |
No. 170810
>>170795 |
No. 171343
File 137343727565.jpg - (351.78KB , 848x1200 , 83daebccbda27c7dcaeadb12683956a2.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() Not dead, despite the best efforts of microbe and injury! |
No. 171347
[] head to class |
No. 171348
>>171347 |
No. 171349
Holy shit this. Hope you're feeling better, Protag. |
No. 171352
File 137344113742.png - (190.39KB , 500x500 , one of us likes where this is going.png ) [iqdb] ![]() [x] Nah, go hang out somewhere else. You're too classy... for class. Man, that sounded so much better in your head. |
No. 171355
>>171349 |
No. 171360
>>171349 |
No. 171363
[X] Go to your actual class. Science, was it? |
No. 171365
[X] Go to your actual class. Science, was it? |
No. 171375
File 137347662617.jpg - (104.50KB , 800x800 , 1353336940982.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() >>171343 |
No. 171376
>>171375 |
No. 171379
File 137347750554.jpg - (46.16KB , 342x381 , 1359922217075.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() >My face when I realized Unzan is probably a novice boxer |
No. 171380
File 137347756342.png - (200.17KB , 341x410 , 1371590001978.png ) [iqdb] ![]() >>171376 |
No. 171381
[X] Go to your actual class. Science, was it? |
No. 171382
>>171365 |
No. 171383
>>171382 |
No. 171388
[X] Go to your actual class. SCIENCE!!!, was it? |
No. 171390
>>171360 |
No. 171394
[X] Go to your actual class. !!SCIENCE!!, was it? |
No. 171397
Bloody fantastic. Glad to see you're back, hope you stay healthy! |
No. 171399
[X] Go to your actual class. !!SCIENCE!!, was it? |
No. 171403
>>171365 |
No. 171763
>>171403 |
No. 171838
File 137404077817.jpg - (606.74KB , 1500x1500 , 38dd3e5524fb772974f2a2ce716bc9a5.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() >>171763 |
No. 171840
[X] Head out to the lake with the rest of the class. This could be fun. |
No. 171841
[X] Head out to the lake with the rest of the class. This could be fun. |
No. 171842
[X] Head out to the lake with the rest of the class. This could be fun. |
No. 171843
>>171842 |
No. 171845
[X] Head out to the lake with the rest of the class. This could be fun. |
No. 171851
[X] Head out to the lake with the rest of the class. This could be fun. |
No. 171852
[X] Head out to the lake with the rest of the class. This could be fun. |
No. 171888
[x] Go somewhere else. |
No. 172439
File 137517347059.jpg - (462.97KB , 876x1024 , 000d276c29424c06f7385be38f7af286.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() [X] Head out to the lake with the rest of the class. This could be fun. |
No. 172440
[x] You have a date on the rooftop to meet. |
No. 172444
[X] Try to get Kokoro's number before you leave. |
No. 172445
[X] Try to get Kokoro's number before you leave. |
No. 172446
[X] Try to get Kokoro's number before you leave. |
No. 172448
[X] Try to get Kokoro's number before you leave. |
No. 172450
[X] Try to get Kokoro's number before you leave. |
No. 172454
[x] You have a date on the rooftop to meet. |
No. 172455
[X] Try to get someone else's number in the class. |
No. 172457
>>172455 |
No. 172459
>>172457 |
No. 172463
[X] Try to get Kokoro's number before you leave. |
No. 172471
[X] Try to get Kokoro's number before you leave. |
No. 172485
>>172455 |
No. 172549
[X] Try to get Kokoro's number before you leave. |
No. 172581
>>172549 |
No. 172584
File 137551393376.gif - (35.25KB , 400x400 , c010435924f46d50f4d5b70e5d363c84.gif ) [iqdb] ![]() [x] Try to get Kokoro's number before you leave. |
No. 172585
[ ] I have a lockpick! IT'S CALLED MY BOOT. DOOR, TASTE BOOT. OPEN BOOT SESAME. |
No. 172586
File 137551491236.jpg - (155.27KB , 1000x708 , master-of-unlocking-2.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() [X] I have a lockpick! It's actually a lockpick! I think. It's here somewhere, right? |
No. 172587
Horrible idea: stop by the science lab, obtain materials, !!Science!! the door down. |
No. 172588
>>172587 |
No. 172592
...[x] have a lockpick! It's actually a lockpick! I think. It's here somewhere, right? Oh here it is, trusty dioxygen difluoride. FOR SCIENCE |
No. 172593
>>172588 |
No. 172595
>>172593 |
No. 172598
[X] Open up motherfucker, !!SCIENCE!! is here. |
No. 172604
[X] Open up motherfucker, !!SCIENCE!! is here. |
No. 172605
...[x] have a lockpick! It's actually a lockpick! I think. It's here somewhere, right? |
No. 172606
Alright, since some are treating the horrible idea as non-horrible, I'll go ahead and shift my(172587) vote. |
No. 172607
[X] Open up motherfucker, !!SCIENCE!! is here. |
No. 172608
[X] I have a lockpick! It's actually a lockpick! I think. It's here somewhere, right? |
No. 172609
[x] The key's probably in the school's office somewhere... that's just down the hall on the second floor. I can probably just nick a master key... |
No. 172612
[X] !!SCIENCE!! the door down! |
No. 172615
[X] I have a lockpick! It's actually a lockpick! I think. It's here somewhere, right? |
No. 172623
[x] I have a lockpick! It's actually a lockpick! I think. It's here somewhere, right? |
No. 172644
[X] Open up motherfucker, !!SCIENCE!! is here. |
No. 172658
File 137567740767.png - (526.22KB , 800x1400 , 230ad858017dbbb95890ed8ec7ac8668.png ) [iqdb] ![]() A difference of a single vote, ladies and gents. Science almost won. |
No. 172659
[X] Gotta admit, I expected you to show up with your robe and wizard hat after that text you sent me. Is that how you woo all the cute girls? |
No. 172660
[X] Gotta admit, I expected you to show up with your robe and wizard hat after that text you sent me. Is that how you woo all the cute girls? |
No. 172661
[X] Gotta admit, I expected you to show up with your robe and wizard hat after that text you sent me. Is that how you woo all the cute girls? |
No. 172663
[X] Gotta admit, I expected you to show up with your robe and wizard hat after that text you sent me. Is that how you woo all the cute girls? |
No. 172667
add in, |
No. 172671
>>172667 |
No. 172672
[X] Gotta admit, I expected you to show up with your robe and wizard hat after that text you sent me. Is that how you woo all the cute girls? |
No. 172686
[X] Gotta admit, I expected you to show up with your robe and wizard hat after that text you sent me. Is that how you woo all the cute girls? |
No. 172705
Hello First Girl. I like you. Break into my house and fuck my brother. |
No. 172707
>>172705 |
No. 172716
File 137582551411.jpg - (59.41KB , 640x480 , installation_wizard.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() [X] Gotta admit, I expected you to show up with your robe and wizard hat after that text you sent me. Is that how you woo all the cute girls? |
No. 172721
>>172716 |
No. 172724
>>172707 |
No. 172750
File 137594870387.jpg - (285.09KB , 742x1000 , 571d40ca3683264627b2896d54c6e4e1.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() >>172724 |
No. 172756
File 137597312755.jpg - (605.15KB , 848x1048 , 125407463685.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() >>172724 |
No. 173148
File 137666323160.jpg - (571.24KB , 852x1200 , 67f94f9a4f3c7953552b507a932fd931.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() Pardon the lateness of the update- soberphobia struck with a vengeance, and I can't write while drinking. It ends badly. And pardon the update's quality, I had to shake the rust off and this just didn't want to flow. So I forced it. WELP |
No. 173149
[x] Go to your next class. |
No. 173150
[ ] Go to your next class. |
No. 173151
File 137666788095.jpg - (18.63KB , 320x299 , totallyunrelatedIswear.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() [X] Go to your next class. |
No. 173152
[x] Go to your next class. |
No. 173153
Next class math. |
No. 173155
>>173151 |
No. 173167
[X] Go to your next class. |
No. 173168
>>173151 |
No. 173169
[X] Skip it! |
No. 173176
File 137675895392.png - (129.94KB , 700x962 , whatthehellaya.png ) [iqdb] ![]() [X] Go to your next class. |
No. 173177
>>173169 |
No. 173179
File 137677005739.jpg - (606.61KB , 1280x1024 , SpiderJ.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() >>173176 |
No. 173225
>>173179 |
No. 173233
>>173225 |
No. 173247
File 137697401762.jpg - (260.14KB , 708x1000 , 4347f2d82ffe7d6e07ba6c495bf11350.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() >>173167 |
No. 173249
[X] Go talk to the weird pink-haired girl and the dopey, busty chick. |
No. 173250
[X] See if you can get a paper football game going. |
No. 173251
[ ] Dog girl |
No. 173252
[X] Go talk to the weird pink-haired girl and the dopey, busty chick. |
No. 173254
[x] Go talk to the weird pink-haired girl and the dopey, busty chick. |
No. 173256
[X] Go talk to the weird pink-haired girl and the dopey, busty chick. |
No. 173259
No love for the person who invited us here? |
No. 173260
[X] Go wake up the horned girl. Flat is justice! |
No. 173261
[x] Go talk to the weird pink-haired girl and the dopey, busty chick. |
No. 173264
[x] Talk to Hatate more. |
No. 173267
[X] Go talk to the weird pink-haired girl and the dopey, busty chick. |
No. 173268
File 137700938749.jpg - (156.33KB , 700x1100 , 1229211071008.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() [x] Go talk to the weird pink-haired girl and the dopey, busty chick. |
No. 173270
[X] Go wake up the horned girl. Flat is justice! |
No. 173271
[X] Go talk to the weird pink-haired girl and the dopey, busty chick. |
No. 173272
>>173256 |
No. 173274
[x] Talk to Hatate more. |
No. 173281
[X] Go talk to the weird pink-haired girl and the dopey, busty chick. |
No. 173296
[ ] Talk to Hatate more. |
No. 173393
Back from my road trip, I will do my best to have updates up by tomorrow. |
No. 173458
Thread 2: >>173457 |