⋮ No. 39415 ► 
Home is where the Donation Box is
So this is my first story here so let me give you a little info. My stories will have a simplified skill system that is based on what you encounter in the story itself. After all no point in spending points in paper mache if you never get the chance to use that skill right? Let me show you how it works.
At the start of any story I make something like this will show up.
Name: (What they are called)
Gender: (Male, Female, and so on)
Age: (How old they are)
Description: (What they look like)
Personality: (How they act)
Class: (Gives bonus skill points)
Perks: (Perks you have unlocked)
Some or all of it might be premade by me, anything left blank is for the players to fill in...IE you...and you...and you as well...but not you, you make the tea.
At the start of the story you get 30 skill points to use however you wish. Skill points are not spent at the start but when you need to use a skill. For example lets say you want to help Aya with her paper. The writing skill shows up and all players must chose how many points they want to put into that skill. All skills work on a -3 to 10 scale of measurement. 0 is no skill at all, not even the knowledge of what the subject. 1 is no skill but you at least know what thing is. 2 is no skill but you know some basic knowledge and so on so forth with 10 being a rare master of said skill. The negatives are if you would be very VERY bad at something, like a 1 armed man trying to shoot a bow. A lot of common things (cleaning, cooking, so on) will start at 1 or 2 and your class can give you skill buffs (a writer class would have higher natural skills to do with writing and so on) and before you sink points into something I will always tell you what your natural score in that skill is. Also you can save skill points by leaving a skill score up to RNG. This will not take any of your skill points but the outcome is random however the score will never decrease in value and at least 2 points will be added to that skill. You can RNG as many scores as you want.
Perks are buffs that work for every character the players use. For example lets say in this story you get a perk that buffs hunting by 2. Not only is this story getting the perk but every new story gets the same buff. As I will only run 1 story at a time and will only move on once a story is good and finished perks will never jump backwards. A perk you unlock in story 3 will never affect story 1 and so on.
Lastly I want to make it clear that despite this info dump and somewhat serious opening that I want my stories to be fun above all else. So welcome to my insanity I hope you enjoy your stay.
Name: Haru Hakurei
Gender: Male
Age: 8
Description: Black hair, Dark red eyes, a bit short for his age
Personality: Polite, shy, and always happy to help
Class: Shrine Keeper +5 Cleaning +3 Cooking +1 Divine Magic
Perks: None
You mumble sleepily and turn over trying to escape your morning foe but the sun streaming in your window will not be denied its mission to rouse you from your slumber. You try to return to the loving embrace of sleep but events conspire against you as a cloud moves just the tiniest bit to the right and the full illuminating power of the sun assaults your face. With a cry and much flailing you pull yourself from your futon and come to full wakeness. Ahh yes another wonderful day. You comb a hand through your messy hair in an attempt to tame it before giving it up as a lost cause. You take some time seeing to proper hygiene before running through your mental checklist. Food, looking after the shine, checking the donation box, maybe practice ofuda making, and because its Tuesday, spend a good part of the day fending off the business men that keep trying to buy the land the shrine is on...yep just another day.
[ ] Food first, work later [Cooking]
[ ] The place is not going to clean itself [Cleaning]
[ ] Way to early for this, back to sleep
⋮ No. 39428 +5
Might be somewhat bad taste to max the first skill given to us, but I've read a ton of Light Novels, manga, and books where MC really and truly benefits from spending time on learning to cook. Best example among these is probably The Legendary Moonlight Sculptor.
>>39423 Can skills go above 10 if they are, in effect, superhuman?
⋮ No. 39430 +5
We shall be a god of cooking.
>>39428 Thanks, man. I went and looked it up, and I'm glad that I did.
⋮ No. 39431 Cooking skill set to 10, 25 skill points left
Ahh yes time for breakfast! The most important meal of the day! You slowly shuffle over to your kitchen making mental notes of what might need cleaning later. You will never admit it but you take pride in your skill at meal crafting...and you sigh when you are once again reminded that your budget (or lack there of) stops you from ever showing off said skill. “So...looks like its going to be rice...again.” You fish out your small bowl from its normal resting place, right beside another bowl with a small chip in the top, your mother's favorite bowl. Your smile fades a little before you shake the grim thoughts off. You dish up a small meal of rice and, because its such a nice day, you treat yourself to an extra spoon full of it. You carry your dish out to the front yard and take a seat, slowly enjoying your meager meal. “Mother always said I was a good cook...maybe I should get some of that fish she likes in case she comes back today...” Dang something got in your eye and now the rice is getting soggy, you really need to sweep it seems. “Hey stop it, mom wouldn't want you getting all mopey over breakfast! Like she always said...most...*sniff*...most important meal of the day!” You give the yard the brightest smile you can and it seems the dull ache in your chest loosens its grip. You finish your slightly soggy rice and wipe your eyes, taking the bowl inside for cleaning.
“All right!” You flick your eyes around the shine. “Its time for the cleaning!” You grab the broom that sadly is taller then you and take it out to the backyard. “Be warned demons of uncleanness! I have come armed with the holy Hakurei Broom of Sweeping! Be purged by it's holy bristles!” Before you can once again begin another battle with your old foes, dust and disorder, you hear an odd sound from the front yard...like clothing or paper being ripped...
[ ] No strange sound will keep your from your battle with dust and disorder! [Cleaning]
[ ] You have a lot of cleaning to do but maybe clean with a little less zest and keep your ears open for any other sounds [Cleaning]
[ ] It might be a visitor to the shrine! ...what? It could happen!
[ ] Oh gods please don't tell me its another person trying to buy the shine
⋮ No. 39441 [X] Greet the woman casually, not much point in protocol nowadays
I'm sure our God will understand. Youngsters gotta stay hip ya know.
>>39430 >God of cooking Certainly an admirable pursuit. Kinda reminds me of Fantasy Life for DS where I spent months and months on becoming a legendary cook/wizard. Felt like I was on top of the world until they released the expansion pack which allowed all available professions to advance to the rank of God, along with the appropriately difficult recipes/monsters befitting your new rank in the post-game.
⋮ No. 39480 >>39479 [X] The boundary witch and her demon fox so brazenly step into your domain? Show them how a master does his work(cooking 10)
-[X] yakitori negima over modified oyakodon. Keep the egg and spices, but lose the sauce so the yakitori can pair with it and not be overshadowed. Box some soup and bread for them to take as official gifts from the Hakurei Shrine.
I like this too much not to use it. Now I just need a consensus on the tea vote
⋮ No. 39482 [X] The boundary witch and her demon fox so brazenly step into your domain? Show them how a master does his work(cooking 10)
-[X] yakitori negima over modified oyakodon. Keep the egg and spices, but lose the sauce so the yakitori can pair with it and not be overshadowed. Box some soup and bread for them to take as official gifts from the Hakurei Shrine
[X] You loved drinking tea with mother...maybe some of her favorite blend is left
At last! Now is the time to shock the world with your cocking skills! ...ok maybe just show off to your 2 guests but that doesn't mean you are going to half ass this! You are a Hakurei and the Hakurei don't half ass anything!
A red white shrine maiden sneezes
You open a small box and with no small amount of reverence pull a length of cloth from it. You tie the headband into place so the words “Cook like the gods are watching” is proudly displayed on your forehead. When mother first found out about your skill as a cook she made this for you and you refuse to do any major cooking without it. You know just what to make, yakitori negima over modified oyakodon! Those youkai assure you that anything would be fine?! Do they seek to insult you cookness?! You whip up a whirlwind of ingredients, spices, and cooking tools as you sink into the 'cooking zone' as your mother called it. There is no Haru only cook. Sauce?! We don't need no stinking sauce! How dare it try to overshadow the flavor! Bring me the egg and the spice! ALL THE SPICE! Time has no meaning here, only cook. You blink a few times coming out of the zone and behold your creation...it is a master work...but wait...the tea! You take a minute to look around and...yes! Some of mother's custom blend! A slightly sweet tea that she swore had a healing effect. Do you believe her? Given the number of times she kicked your ass up and down the training area and made all the pain a distant memory with this stuff...yes...yes you do.
You wipe your eyes clear as the calming sent of the now hot tea brings tender memories of her...shearing meals...working together to keep the shrine clean...watching her chase off business people...her training you the in the unnamed Hakurei fighting style...her laughter each time you referred to it as miko fu...relaxing in the hot spring...asking about her many scars and always getting the same “when you are older” answer...her proud smile wherever you picked yourself off the ground to challenger her again no matter the huge gap in your skill levels...the hugs...you think you miss the hugs the most...
…
…
...please come back mom...
You wipe your eyes again and look over the food and tea...yes...yes this will be perfect! You even have some soup and bread boxed up with little good luck ofuda as parting gifts. You head back to inform your guests that...you blink...is Yukari nibbling on the ear of a panting Ran? Another blink...no they are both sitting at the table looking like the perfect picture of elegance...is Ran's face red? You shake your head and no everything seems to be normal. “Uhh...were you...?” You start to ask Yukari but she only tilts her in confusion at you. “Never mind. The food and tea is ready and not to sound too prideful but I do believe it will be a good meal.” You smile before ducking back into the kitchen and start bringing the meal out. Ran rises to help but you politely but firmly tell her that as your guest she will do nothing but enjoy your hospitality. It takes a bit of back and forth politeness judo before she relents with a smile. Soon all 3 of you seated and ready to begin. “Itadakimasu!” You sit a moment and watch as they take the first bites. The room is silent aside from chewing and then...Ran slowly and deliberately places her chopsticks down and faces her master who has also stopped in the same deliberate manner. “Master.” “Yes Ran?” Ran closes her eyes and bows slightly. “I formally request that you adopt him as soon as possible.”
You offer your sip of tea to the spit take gods and stare and Ran with wide eyes...she...she's just joking right? Yukari nods with all the finality of fate. “It is my highest priority my loyal shikigami.” You give a weak laugh. “I-I'm sure the food is not that great right? ha..haha...” You trail off as both turn to you and you hide from their gaze in your tea cup...did the atmosphere just get heavy? “I have something for each of you!” You slowly push the boxes forward. “I made some gift boxes, there is a little ofuda and some food-” annnnnnd the boxes are now gone, swiftly in the hands of the 2 youkai...even as they keep eating their current meals...yep just gonna have some food, sip your tea, and just pretend this is all a funny joke...ha ha...funny joke...right everyone...right? As the meal slowly comes to an end (and thankfully the atmosphere has calmed so polite banter is being tossed around the table) you sigh in happiness at your warm belly and from the faces of your youkai guests they are sharing your feelings. Ran yawns and flicks a tail at you. “Its a good thing Chen isn't here otherwise we would already have a new family member~” Yukari laughs and nods before turning to you. “You know what we are but not where we come from, let me tell you about Gensokyo~” The story she weaves is unlike anything you have ever heard! Its like some of the old tales mother used to put you to sleep with! ...in fact...a few seem oddly...mmm. “Well?~” You blink and refocus on Yukari. “I'm sorry?” She giggles and flicks out her fan again. “I can see the spark in your eyes, something about Gensokyo is tugging at the back of your mind~” You blink open mouthed. How did she- “Know? Your cute face is so open~” You blush as both the Yakumo's chuckle. “From what I see you have 2 paths open to you~” Her fan waves to the left “Stay here” the fan moves to the right “or come with us to your mother's homeland~” What...what? “What? My mother's...homeland?” She smiles and offers you her hand. “Gensokyo welcomes you little Hakurei~”
[ ] Refuse, your place is with your shrine
[ ] Take her hand
⋮ No. 39487 >>39486 You have swayed me.
>>39483 [X] Refuse, your place is with your shrine
For Adorable Despair (Tm)!
⋮ No. 39490 >>39486 Raises some great points
[X] Refuse, your place is with your shrine
Hopefully Yukari convinces him to follow after his mother
⋮ No. 39495 >>39494 Aside from being pretty metagamey, we're not currently addressing the issue of going to Gensokyo.
Yukari has made it clear she's already scheming, so obviously it's out of our hands.
Currently, we're voting on
IMPORTANT matters, such as whether we'll indulge Yukari's request to address her as Yukarin or not.
⋮ No. 39499 [X] ...Lady Yukarin?
“...Lady...Yukarin?”
Somehow the sparkles intensify and little heart shapes dance in her eyes. A loud sqwee sound comes from her and she cups her face in her hands, a bright blush spreading across it. You are giving no warning as she squishes you into her cleavage. “My little shrine keeper can't be this cute!~” You fail around as your lungs demand air. Yukari, or Yukarin now, takes pity on you and sits you back in her lap facing her this time as her hands resume playing with your hair. “Yuyu is going to adore you~” Do to the fact you are melting under her tender care you don't really have the brain power to ask who this Yuyu is.
Ran coughs lightly...and when Yukari ignores her in favor of nibbling your ears she coughs with far more force. “As amusing as it would be to watch you try to explain to Reimu why you corrupted her younger brother maybe you should unveil your surprise?”
Yukari humms and giving that her lips are still around your ear it does very intriguing things that cause you to shudder. She picks you up as if you weighed nothing and walks to the door. Setting you down (and placing a hand to steady you as her playing has made your knees a little weak) she slides open the door with a great flourish. “Welcome to Gensokyo~”
The bright sunlight streaming through the doorway blinds you for a moment so you take a second to adjust...and are blinded again. Even living in the small woods was never anything like this. Everything is so...green and vibrant! Even the sun seems more cheerful! Off in the distance you can see a large settlement of some kind and farther still a large red building. You take a deep breath...the air...is not just cleaner but...its alive...with something...magic...you thought she was kidding when she said magic was in the air! You feel Yukari shut your gaping mouth with a single finger. “Best not to catch flies now~” She winks at you.
“H-How?” You turn back and look over the shrine, everything is the same! You flick back and forth from the view to your shrine still not comprehending.
You feel a warm hand on your head and you relax into Ran's side. “My mistress is the master of boundaries Haru. She simply moved us from one shrine to another.” At your confused look she pets you and takes on a teaching tone. “The Hakurei shrine is on the boundary between Gensokyo and the outside world and exists on both sides. Think of it as a keystone in a building. Now normally the outside shrine is covered by a barrier that makes it and the land it sits on slip below everyone's notice however...” She trails off wanting you to work it out yourself.
You cross your arms and think. “...because mother and I lived in the shrine and often interacted with the closest town the barrier failed?” You blush as Ran gives you a proud smile.
“Not failed just overrode its function. Now that no one is living in the shrine it will fade from everyone's mind. Don't worry my master always keep an eye on the place.” One of her tails curls around your middle to reassure you.
“Still I don't understand...” You look at Yukari who is watching you with a teasing expression. “Why did you do this? I said i-!” You get it and from her face she knows you get it. “...you said you would never pull me away from the land of the Hakurei...and this land still counts.” You shoot a glare at her. “I wanted to stay! Even if the shrine is safe from those business types I-”
“You what?” And suddenly Yukari has that gaze, the eyes that froze your soul when you claimed you had Hakurei blood. You shrink back but Ran holds you steady, giving your shoulder comforting pat. “You would clean day in and day out waiting for your mother to return? Even after you know what happened to her?” She stands and it seems like the light in the shrine darkens with her mood...and oh gods what in all that is holy are those?! Holes...no...gaps...eyes...watching...never blinking! And then Yukari is hugging you and everything is ok...Ran is holding you as well and you wonder who is crying..oh yeah...you. “I'm sorry.” She holds you close and you can hear the pleading in her tone. “I have seen so many throw away what they truly are for a false dream...please Haru.” She meets your eyes and you feel like she is about to brake down...not the nasty crying kind...but her whole aura just feels heavy. “Please don't deny the gifts you have little shrine keeper.”
You can't help it...she looks so sad...no...tired...so tired... “Yukarin.” You hug her back for all your worth and the 3 of you just relax into a state of perfect hug. “I won't ever deny my gifts and that's a promise.” You snuggle your cheek against hers. “After all I might be banished by 2 angry youkai if I ever renounce my cooking skill.” She blinks before nuzzling you back...and everything just feels right...
After an unknown amount of time the cuddle puddle brakes up and the warm fluffy atmosphere returns. Yukari chuckles slightly. “Well I do believe I'm a shoe in for worst host ever. Not 10 minutes in Gensokyo and I've already scared the poor dear.”
You run over and interrupt anything else by throwing your arms around her in the best hug you can. “From now on whenever you are going to say depressing things I'm going to hug the stuffing out of you.” ...well it sounds kind of like that being muffled by her chest and all.
Yukari is shocked for a second but then laughs and cuddles you. “But I did scare you Haru~”
“No talk only hug.”
“But-”
You glare at her with mock anger. “Hug.”
She laughs again and relents with a hug before leaning down and murmuring seductively in your ear. “Careful little Haru I just might abuse that~” You go red and bury you head deeper in her chest as she laughs. She spends a minute petting you and whispering more teasing words in your ear before letting you go. “Well I do believe I need to set a welcome party into motion. Ran watch my little shrine keeper please?~” Ran snorts but nods as Yukari vanishes into one of those eye gaps.
“Thank you.” You blink up at Ran as she smiles at you. “My mistress spends an extreme amount of time working to maintain Gensokyo. Sadly her work has gained her a very...colorful reputation and for the good of Gensokyo she wraps herself in a web of lies and mystery. Oh don't get me wrong she loves playing mind games but even the strongest of immortals need a time to grieve for what might have been. The last time the mistress truly broke...well I believe that's her story to tell...also~” A teasing light enters her eyes as soft tails start wrapping your limbs. “Do I get hugs as well?~”
You are about to answer (and slowly fail to keep the blush from your face) before someone beats you to it. “Ran~” It seems Yukari has returned. “Are you trying to steal little Haru from me when you already have Chen? My my what would she think?~”
“She would be fighting both of us for him.” Ran states with a perfectly straight face. They share an amused laugh when all of a sudden.
SLAM.
thud thud THUD THUD
From deeper in the shrine the footsteps of doom approach! You untangle yourself from the tails and move to stand between your 2 companions...
SLAM
...and hide behind Ran as the room door bangs open with such force that it almost bounces shut. A very pissed off miko that can only be your older sister Reimu sweeps the room with death in her eyes before it lands on Yukari who at the moment is yawning and fanning herself. “you” Oh shit mother used that tone once or twice...only more icy doom, less burning hell fire. “Do you have any idea what time it it?”
Yukari opens a gap that shows countless clocks and a cacophony of ticking fills the air. “Oh well look at the time!~” The gap closes and somehow she has a cowboy hat on, a cigar in her mouth, and some kind of gun in her hand. “Its high noon~” She drawls with some kind of accent you can't place. Ran dope slaps her with a tail and Yukari is back to normal.
“Mistress I thought we talked about making references to the outside world no one will understand?”
Yukari points at a space over your head. “They will~”
Tail slap. “We also talked about the 4th wall.”
Reimu takes a step into the room and her aura of doom seems to fill the area. “Its 7 in the morning.” She smiles a very oh-gods-save-us kind of smile. “I was up till 4 this morning because a rainbow vampire brat thought it would be funny to have her own Scarlet Mist incident.” Another step and a card of some kind is in her hand. You can't tell for sure but you think it says 'Burn Everything' or something like that...really you are too busy hiding behind Ran to see well.
Yukari vanishes into a gap and the top half of her pops out of another in front of the death seeking miko, ruffling her hair. “Ahh but you see my adorable Reimu I have a good reason for being here~” Reimu's eye twitches and the card in her hand starts sparking. Yukari waves a hand and the table is full of tea and breakfast fit for a king...make that 3 kings. In an eye blink Reimu is at the table happily drinking tea, devouring food, and looking like the most present morning person that has ever graced the world.
“Well what are you waiting for?!” Reimu waves a hand to move you all to the table as the other is grabbing everything it can reach.
You blink and look up at Ran who only smiles and pushes you to the table. You start to ask how time has changed so drastically from the outside and here...then remember the gap youkai who is teasing your sister with a meatbun and just decide to go with it...also you are kind of hungry. As you join the feast you wonder when and if you should bring up the issue of you being here as Reimu has glossed over you so far. You glance at Yukari for guidance but she is busy messing with your sister. Maybe you should just wait until the meal is over?
[ ] Just eat
[ ] Inform the commander that Lord Vader's shuttle has arrived...wait what? (Tail slap. “Mistress we talked about this”)
⋮ No. 39553 [X] The girl sitting on the throne like chair with a maid holding a parasol
You might as well try to enjoy yourself even if a part of you wants to hide inside the shrine. You take a fortifying breath and walk towards your first target, the small girl on the throne...wait...why does she even have a throne? You slow your walk as you get closer and find the girl is complaining to the maid.
“-but really having a party out in the hot sun! I think Yukari planed that just to spite me! You know how tired and drained I feel when I'm out during the day!”
“Yes mistress.”
“We came all the way out here and Reimu didn't even come see me! Hump! I know someone who is not coming to MY next party!”
“Yes mistress.” The maid sees you. “Mistress-”
The girl sprawls in her chair, any notion of a dignified lady gone as she uses a (what you can guess) Reimu sock puppet to mock your sister. “Oh look at me I'm the shrine maiden I don't need to care about anything!”
“Mistress-”
The girl snarls and waggles a finger in the direction of the shrine. “Why with this kind of attitude its no wonder she never gets donations! I bet-”
“Mistress-”
“What!?”
Her face doesn't change and her voice is as steady as a rock but you can see a flicker of amusement in her eyes as an elegant finger points to you. “You have a guest.”
The throne girl stills and you hear a small whimper slip from her. “Is it Reimu?”
“No mistress, in fact I have never seen this young boy before.
“A boy? …is he cute?”
The maid winks at you and you blush. “I would say so.”
“...do you think he likes tea?”
“You might ask him yourself, I do believe he can hear you just fine.”
Throne girl whimpers again. “Sakuya...how long has he been listening?
Sakuya gets the smallest of grins. “I believe from the puppet show mistress.”
In a flash the girl is upright on her throne, the perfect picture of lady like grace and nobility...aside from the puppet poking out from behind her back. She smiles a fanged grin and holds a hand out to you. “Salutations young one, it is rare that a human of your age willingly approaches the scarlet throne~”
...just going to pretend the stuff before never happened huh?
“Why do you come before the eternal blood moon, Remilia Scarlet herself? Do you perhaps wish to prostrate yourself before me and beg to have your fate unveiled before-”
SPLASH
The girl and throne are now soaked by the sudden downpour. The maid seemingly teleported you and herself a short distance away to avoid any soakage...still is it really necessary to bridal carry you like this!? Remilia slowly twitches and looks up, as do you to find a laughing girl with odd rainbow crystal wings holding a now empty wash bin...she kind of looks like Remilia.
Rainbow girl sticks her tongue out. “Ha! Got ya sister! The score is 538 to 471!” She swoops off with shocking speed.
Remilia slowly wrings out her hat. “Sakuya why am I not dry like him?”
“Ahh please forgive me mistress” Sakuya simpers with an innocent smile on her face (can you please put me down now?) “But as you must remember you forbid me from using my power or from doing any maid like duties. I was giving strict orders to do nothing but relax. And what kind of head maid would I be if I didn't follow an order from my mistress even if it might lead to her having a slight unscheduled shower?~”
Remilia narrows her eyes but sighs, it seems the maid knows logic fu. “...and using your powers to move him is not violating those orders?”
“You wound me mistress I would never violate orders.”
The soggy scarlet explodes with all the fury of a spoiled brat and thrusts a finger at her maid. “Then what do you call that?!”
“Why mistress” you squeak as Sakuya smiles down at you and cuddles you into her ample chest. “I'm relaxing~”
Remilia's jaw opens and shuts a few times before she huffs and slams her hat back on her head...and you try so hard not to laugh when the still wet hat makes a loud SPUT when she does so. “I'm going to give my adorable little sister the most unpleasant tickle fight of her life. You wait for Patchy to show up and keep” her teeth grind “relaxing.” She explodes off into the sky quickly becoming a shrinking dot.
You shift a little in Sakuya's arms. “...uhh...e-excuse me...miss Sakuya?”
“Mmm?”
“Uhh...c...can you please put me down?”
She looks at you with a serious face. “My mistress ordered me to keep relaxing.” She snuggles you a bit tighter making your blush grow. “And what kind of maid would-”
“Sakuya!” A red head in green with an odd cap is running over. She latches on to the arm of your soft, warm prison and pulls. “You must come try the goldfish game with me!” She bounces up and down in place forcing Sakuya to put you down...but her lips brush your ear with a whispered promise of more to come later as her friend pulls her away.
You place your hands together in prayer and thank any gods that might be listening for the timely rescue.
Over by the shrine 2 sake drinking goddesses share an amused look.
You slowly start to amble back to the shrine when you find a roadblock...in the form of a small red and black cat. It is quietly snoozing in the middle of the sunny path before you.
[ ] Just step around the cat
[ ] Wake it up and move it
[ ] Try to move it without waking it up
[ ] ...urge to pet rising
⋮ No. 39561 [x]
This is my Raven. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
This Raven will be my best friend. It is my objective. I must protect it as I must protect my life.
Without me, this Raven is lonely. Without this Raven, I am lonely. I must care for this Raven. I must pet this Raven more than others who are trying to pet me. I must pet him before they pet me. I will...
My Raven and I know that what counts in life is not the money we make, the noise of our parties, nor the enemies we defeat. We know that it is the friends that count. We will make more...
My Raven is beautiful, more than I, and more than my life. Thus, I will learn it as a sister. I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its hobbies, its tastes, its likes and its fears. I will keep my rifle content and happy, even as I am content and happy. We will become part of each other. We will...
For the Hakurei, I swear this creed. My Raven and I are the defenders of Gensokyo. We will be the masters of its enemies. We are the saviors of its lives.
So be it, until victory is ours and there is no enemy, but peace!
--
Raven + Cat vs the world route is go!
⋮ No. 39594 [X] It feels like you are not wanted here...
Someone DARE ignore a Hakurei this ADORABLE!?
>>39590 This guy has a point though. Our revenge-bonding can wait.
⋮ No. 39614 [X] Try to stop the fight by...
- [X] Talking
>>39609 I likje this anon. This anon is ambitious. I support his efforts!
No brute force! Only words!
⋮ No. 39615 >>39614 *Theatrical bow*
[X] Try to stop the fight by...
- [X] Talking
⋮ No. 39621 [X] ...you think it sounds cute to be honest
Oh hey, maybe it's somebody who we can finally have a pleasant conversation with.
>>39619 I don't think Yoyuko is spooky enough for this kind of reaction.
My guess is that it's Yuuka. ⋮ No. 39677 Taking
>>39675 in to account, I change my vote here;
>>39671 to [X] Why do you feel like you are being watched?
Sexy morning Yukarin is ALWAYS a good alternative!
⋮ No. 39691 
>>39686 What the devil does Shiki have to do with cats?
[Mima] Mima option
Mima goes in all fields
⋮ No. 39692 >>39691 ShikiGAMI.
However, that is not important. What IS important is
[X] Is that turtle...with a beard?
Turtle is a the purest of waifus.
