You follow her through the darkened, yet cleanly and sanitary halls of the mansion. Even if she can stop time, now that you have a moment to reflect on it, it probably takes quite a bit of effort to clean the huge, almost castle-like mansion. Although you are obviously moving faster than normal through the hallowed corridors, you have time to talk to the stoic maid, or attempt to engage in nattering small talk should you choose.
Thank you for not only for YWUiG, but also for being the cause of waiting for GM threads, imitations that are on a level of great fail, being a major factor in Touhou roleplaying faggotry, and whoring yourself out as hot shit.
SHE'LL LIFT UP HER SHIRT TO PROVE IT TO US, AND SHE'LL HAVE A MOMENT OF VULNERABILITY BEFORE WE REASSURE HER THAT PADS ARE ALRIGHT AND SHE SHOULDN'T BE ASHAMED OF HER BODY AND BY THE LAWS OF EROGE WE'LL GET AN H-SCENE.
BUT NOOOOOOOOO, YOU HAD TO ASK HOW LONG SHE'S BEEN HERE. DOES THAT COUNT HOW LONG SHE'S SUSPENDED TIME?
>>358050 No, wait! I see what happened here. Our choices must have from this point, led to a bad end, so we used our ultimate egg based skill, and summoned the Time Egg! using it, we reversed time in order to make a new choice!
"... Some time." For a moment, she stops, and shakes her head before proceeding forwards. "Unlike yourself." There is a cutting edge to her voice. Somehow, you think you've heard this before, but you're not sure where. Huh.
'Hey, Sakuya, how did China get so HEALTHY? I mean, daaamn. If you know what I mean.' You wink at her slyly, or at least what you think sly would look like. Unfortunately it looks more like a bad twitch and loses the effect somewhat.
"I heard you like knives?" you ask, with a glance at your companion.
"oh yes. let me show you just how much I like them." Sayuka answers, drawing a knife, throwing it, and embedding it into your throat in one precise motion. The air in front of you explodes into a shower of red as you slump backwards onto the hallway floor.
"oh hell." Sayuka mutters, rewinding time for the 42nd time today
"... Some time." For a moment, she stops, and shakes her head before proceeding forwards. "Unlike yourself." There is a cutting edge to her voice. Seriously, what the shit? You SWEAR you just asked about the fucking kitchen. Fuck, she's screwing with you, isn't she? Damnit, Sakuya.
[ ] "Screw you, bitch."
[ ] "So anyways, I hear you're actually flat chested."
[ ] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"
[ ] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice
>>358322 Sakuya has the ability to play with time to a limited amount. Fucking bitch is dicking with us. That's it, I no longer am willing to put up with this crap from this bitch. I refuse any sort of Sakuya ending.
Oh wait. Anon is learning, unconsciously, time magic! But we can't control it yet, so we feel we are being mindfucked. We need to fight with Sakuya, so we can free China! "SAKUYA! THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME STOP!"
>>358445 Have you already forgotten the dream sequence? Even if there were an H-scene, chances are it would either be quickly interrupted for or immediately followed by our horrific and painful death. Possibly involving the lake in some way.
"No." She holds a hand to her face, covering a sly smile. "Before you ask, why YES, I -did- have a long day. No, you may not object, and you will listen because you also make a very good pincushion. I am going to tell you all about it. Did you know? An ice fairy tried to break into here earlier." Sakuya just tramples right over your free will. "Naturally, she was an intruder, so I had to handle her..." Oh, no. She did not just fucking touch the (9).
We can't die anyway, since we are -still- Remi's guest. We are probably going to lose a finger or an ear after this choice, but we aren't going to die. Unless we try to rape the maids. Or the lake evolves and floods SDM.
Whatever happens, Anon, I would just like to remind you that as the ones who decided to come back to this place in the first place, anything and everything that has happened up to this point and will continue to happen has been entirely your own fault. Every misfortune that has befallen you and anyone you have come to care about, everyone who has gotten hurt or will get hurt, all of it is on your head.
Anonymous, you do realize that we have no choice now, right? We have to kill Sakuya. She just hurt our (9). That... bitch... is now our mortal enemy. We need to go Nanaya/Garcher/Emperor's Champion/Grey Knight/Khorne Berserker/Frenzied Berserker on her ass.
She's fucking with us. She wants us mad, angry, frustrated... That's not a bad thing, though. We've been a dick, and our presence in SDM is a nasty reminder to her that she failed to keep someone out. She's making us squirm because it's pretty obvious where our weak spot is and we're completely out of any conceivable realm of safety. It's debatable as to whether this is worse than having her shiv us and dump the body in the lake.
My hat is off to GM for this characterization of Sakuya. In my mind well conceived fanon is as good as canon when it comes to Touhou, and this offers another perspective to the maid.
Fuck! YWUIG has just taken a turn to awesomeness. We have to rescue Cirno from a time controlling, knife throwing maid that hates our guts and we only have the power to cook eggs. Cannot... wait... for next thread...