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356857
Hey, Anon?
Guess what.
The number of replies to WUIG?
It's OVER NINE THOUSAND.

"I am fine." She replies crisply, meeting your eyes. The unwelcome reception in her eyes is unnerving. "Follow me." She turns and heads for the stairs.

[ ] Follow

[ ] Pretend to follow, but then run for the door

[ ] "Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first."

[ ] "Nah."

[ ] "Um. No thanks."

[ ] "Do you pad your breasts?"
[x] "Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first."

DO NOT BREAK YOUR PROMISE TO THE GATE GUARD!
[ ] Follow
[X] "Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first."
[x] Nah.
[X] Follow
[x] Pretend to follow, but then run for the door
[ ] "Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first."
[x] "Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first."
Cirno where ware you
[X] Follow

Sakuya might kill us if we don't listen. And the amulet won't stop her. Besides, she might be taking us to the gate to kick us out.
[x] Follow

The adventure continues.
[ ] "Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first."
DON'T FUCK THIS UP.
[x] Follow
[ ] "Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first."

We're coming, China!
[X] "Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first."

We promised, after all.
[ ] "Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first."
>>356862

Follow
[X] Follow
[x] "Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first."
[X] "Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first."

Wait for me
[ ] "Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first."
[x] Follow

Don't worry, we'll visit China later. If Sakuya wants us to follow her, it must be something important.
[X] "Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first."

Anonymous keeps his word, no matter what.
[x] Follow
[ ] "Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first."
[X] "Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first."
Fuck, I hope this doesn't incriminate Meiling.
[ ] "Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first."
>>356878
Forgot my [X]
[X] Follow

...but ask where she's taking us.
[x] Follow
[x] Follow

Somehow I think disobeying her would lead to a knife in the face/
When Sakuya tells you to do something, you better fucking do it.
[x] "Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first."
>It's OVER NINE THOUSAND.

I don't like your threads anymore
[ ] "Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first."
>>356903
But it's true.
[X] "Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first."
"Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first." WINS.
>>356883
winner.

Sakuya wants to teach us time magic, give us knives or something important. She wouldn't kill us -yet-. We need to follow her, and she probably will refuse our wish to visit Mong Heiling.
[x]hit the bitch in the back of the head.
[x] Visit Meiling goddamnit
Well, if we've had 37 threads and you get at least enough to autosage them, that's 9250 replies to YWUiG. At least.
>>356862
>>356864
>>356871
>>356873
>>356878
>>356882
>>356883
WE WILL NOT FOLLOW!
WE SHALL KEEP OUR PROMISE!
time to go visit china.
>>356883
winner
>>356913
This anon speaks truths.

[X] Follow.
Sakuya has time powers, she can always slow down time for whatever shit she wants to do with us. Meiling can wait.
>>356933
Wow, so it really is over nine thousand...
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First the kitchen, now you're putting a simple gate guard over her?

You guys must really not want the sakuya route, huh?
sakuya wanted to know about our secret egg skills
Hopefully, Vegeta isn't going to see this thread.
I'm glad we're being assertive about something, that flan stuff was annoying.
>>356948

She is kind of a bitch.

And she pads.
[X] Follow
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>>356922
>Sakuya wants to teach us time magic, give us knives or something important

ha ha ha no

anyway, time manipulation requires the luna dial, and there's no way she'd give that up
this is the most depressing shit ive seen all day'

hahahah good job *channers!
>>356966
Maybe if we sexed her. Which clearly isn't happening this playthrough.
>>356966
But stopping time and throwing eggs at your target would be awesome.
God, allow us to meet up with Meiling before we get FUCKING MURDERED@#@!~#@!$%#!$@!@orz.

>>356640

Bullshit. Bullshit and lies.
Can someone link me to today's previous threads?
I was hoping she would call us "Mr. Dumbass".
>>356966
Sakuya's powers don't come from the Luna Dial. They're innate, much like Reimu's HAX.
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>>356948
Fuck it. We have to start narrowing down our choices before we get NICE BOATed.
Come on, Meiling, I need more Meiling.
>>356988
this is the second, first is >>355882
>>356977
No, Anon summoning eggs will only be like Archer creating Kanshou and Bakuya.

Our Unlimited _____ Works will be creating an entire damned breakfast spread, but we'll have to meet anon from the future and get his arm.
>>357002
I, for one, look forward to letting Komachi gently guide our boat into Sikieiki's harbor.
>>357021
I'd guide my boat in to Eiki's harbor, if you know what I mean.
>>357019
>anon from the future

Kourin.
>>357021
I wonder if dying would put this into overtime, and if we stood a chance at resurrection.
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"Well, "Mr. Dumbass"," Shit, she still hasn't forgotten that. "I am afraid I must insist." Knives appear out of thin air, and Sakuya grips them tightly. "We will be proceeding to the kitchen, Mr. Dumbass. Are we clear?"


[ ] Pretend to follow... Then run for the exit

[ ] Follow meekly

[ ] "But I -promised-!"

[ ] "So, you really do wear pads, huh?"

[ ] "Long day, huh?"

[ ] "Screw you, bitch."
>>357036
Oh jesus, perfect.
[ ] "But I -promised-!"

If Remilia doesn't want us dead, Sakuya won't do shit.
[x] Follow meekly

She wants us to teach her how to make eggs. So moe!
[X] "But I -promised-!"
>>357019
>>357036
Unlimited Paraphernalia Works
[X] Follow meekly
[x] follow
[x] "Long day, huh?"

Don't hurt us, please.
>>357016
>>357012
>>357011
Helpmind.

Also, [X] "Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first."
>>357042
[x] Follow meekly. Mr. Dumbass.
>>357042
Fuck masculinity, I don't wanna die.

[X] Follow meekly
[X] Follow meekly
Bad end incoming
[ ] "So, you really do wear pads, huh?"
[ ] Follow meekly
>>357042

[x] Follow meekly
>>357021
I'd guide my bo-

no, no, that's waaaay too easy
OBEY THE SAKUYA
>>357042
[x] Follow meekly

Anon is weak and powerless
>>357042
[X] Follow meekly
I may love Meiling, but I ain't taking a knife in the head for her.
>>357042

>[ ] "Long day, huh?"

FUCK YES

UNLIMITED EGG WORKS IS UNLOCKED
[ ] "But I -promised-!"
[X] "But I -promised-!"
[X] "But I -promised-!"
[X] "But I -promised-!"
[X] "But I -promised-!"
[X] "But I -promised-!"

DON'T BE A FAG
[X] "Long day, huh?"

Show some guts and tell her that shee needs to put more pepper onto her egs.
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[X] "So, you really do wear pads, huh?"

DO IT FAGGOT
[x] "Long day, huh?"
[x] Follow meekly

I want to run, but the bitch can freeze time.
on one hand, a promise is a promise. on the other hand...

[ ] Follow meekly
[ ] "But I -promised-!"
[X] "But I -promised-!"

anon has no fucking backbone goddamn
[ ] "So, you really do wear pads, huh?"

And then run like a little bitch while she's at a loss for words!
Oh come on. She insults us, we insult her. WE MUST TRADE BARBS.
>>357042
[X] "Long day, huh?"

as a double choice follow her
>>357042
Told you bitches to just follow Sakuya.

[x] Follow meekly
[X] "Long day, huh?"
[x] "But I -promised-!"
>>357046
The idea that we are Kourin's human side is actually where Unlimited Egg Woks originated.
And so, Anon screws over his one chance at being able to ask her that without bad end imminent.
>>357062
winner.
Maybe she wants to have a cooking contest to see who makes superior eggs. Winning unlocks Extra mode.
[X] Follow meekly.
We are a human. The vampires maid is taking us into the kitchen. Vampires eat humans. You are following her into the kitchen, because you want to survive. That seems counter-intuitive.
[X] Follow meekly
OH FUCK, ETERNAL MEEK COMING
>>357102

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[ ] Follow meekly
[ ] "Long day, huh?"
[X] Cook me if you want, but I'm a heavy smoker and flandere will vomit all over the floor after eating my intoxicated flesh.
>>357102
Pad stopped being funny after the first time
>>357102
Ask her? We'll just find out for ourselves.

Also, why would you bother telling her about a promise. She respects Meiling even less than she respects us. Let's just get this over with and follow her.
>teh ~ze Girl !3GqYIJ3Obs

Normally I wouldn't sage a YWUiG thread, but I'll make an exception.
>>357102
Who gives a shit? At least we're not dead.
Anonymous you submissive pussy, you should have went to China.
>>357123

her day is as long as she wants it to be.
>>357094
emphasis

>>357108
EMPHASIS but it might lead to some dere
.....It's possible Remilia asked her to make us breakfast, but I have a really nasty feeling we're going to be made INTO breakfast.
[X] "Long day, huh?"
Everything else will get us breakfasted or stabbed, I think.
>>357114
Eternal Meek is easy shit, though.
>>357114
But Eternal Meek is easy shit so yeah
We should grab her ass and book it to the lake.
Cake sure sounds delicious. I wonder what type of cake it will be.
>Knives appear out of thin air
fucking Gate of Scarlet.
It's over, Anonymous is finished
[X] Show me your tits
[ ] "So why are you wearing a pad?"
>>357133
Dunno if it's still morning, we spent a long time trying and failing to learn magic with Patchy.
>>357142

A big party with all of our friends invited, like the Lake.
>>357142

A red one with some white sugar coating and a strange looking candle in the middle.
>>357099
Oh. Didn't know that. Must have been in one of the early threads.
>>357108
Unless you consider 1. Remilia and Flandre have never killed for food. At best, we're getting a Sanitized Hypodermic Needle if we are the cake. and 2. We don't even know what Sakuya's intention really is.
>>357142
No, Anonymous, YOU are the cake.
bitch is going to make us clean the dishes
>>357131
>>357159
>teh
>girl
>sage
>>357168
I'd clean Sakuya's dishes, if you know what I mean.
STOP BEING A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS, FUCK SAKUYA AND HER GOD DAMNED BUTTER KNIVES. CHINA GO GO GO GO GO
>>357168

we were threatened with knives to clean dishes?

kind of anti-climatic.
I wouldn't mind donating some blood to Remilia.
>>357168
bitch is going to get told to STFU if she asks anon to wash dishes.
>>357181
If you know what I mean.
>>357159
>strange looking candle in the middle
It is a penis
>>357186
She's still going to use a needle.
For all we know she wants us to teach her our egg-baking skills.
[ ] "Long day, huh?"

If we get turned into cake.
My ghost will haunt Sakuya for the rest of her life
I wonder if Flandre can destroy the bad taste in Sakuya's cooking.
Sakuya attempts to kill us, but that necklace or braclet, whichever it is, keeps us safe.
>>357189
and then anon became fangirl yomu
If she wanted to kill us she would already have done it.
>>357192
She didn't have any of our eggs. So, unless she asked China, Sakuya still remains ignorant of our special ability.
>>357196

Sakuya isn't a youkai.
>>357189
In after the cake is a lie.
Not related, but would my follow Anons enjoy an other glorious role playing game with a Anon who shows some guts?
>>357196
Amulet doesn't work on ranged attacks, nor humans.
>>357196
Amulet only protects against melee

Projectiles would still kill us

Sakuya uses knives
>>357196
Sakuya isn't a youkai.
>>357192
I'd her eggs if you know what I mean.
>>357206
>role playing

Get the fuck back to gaia.
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*stab*
we get injected with a powerful drug that knocks us out. we end up waking up in day 5, strapped down and about to be raped by Sakuya.
>>357206
Too obvious, your type of troll works better in a subtle fashion.
>>357219

rape means it's unwanted.

do want.
>>357219
Decent end?
>>357219
...I, for one, approve.
>>357215

I do not even know what this gaia shit is.
Is there a link with all these threads archived?
>>357226
You're an awful troll.
>>357226
Www.Gaiaonline.com
[x] ONEEEEEEEEEEE-SAMAAAAAAAAAAA~
>>357206
You're that anti-GM troll that claims to have come here from gaia for the role playing, aren't you?
>>OP
THANKS GM FOR BRINGING FAGGOTRY OVER TO /jp/.

Thank you for not only for YWUiG, but also for being the cause of waiting for GM threads, imitations that are on a level of great fail, being a major factor in Touhou roleplaying faggotry, and whoring yourself out as hot shit.
Anyone got thread 36? Wasn't around for it and the ehs folder archive doesn't have it yet.
>>357219
And then Meiling, Cirno, and Keine, worried about us, burst into the room and "rescue" us.
>>357240
Watch your Language, young man!
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>>357236
I put on my robe and my wizzard hat,~ze.

But no, I do not attemp to troll GM threads.
Actually I do enjoy them, but some fags rage about my name, what I enjoy as much.
>>357240
Sage wont work, if you dont like this thread just hide it.
>>357240

/jp/ has it's own pasta now

this is a red letter day
>>357263
That was a bit better, but it's still too obvious you're doing this to piss people off.
THANKS GM FOR BRINGING AWESOMENESS OVER TO /jp/.

Thank you for not only for YWUiG, but also for being the cause of so much original content, imitations that are on a level of great win, being a major factor in development of the Touhou community, and selflessly creating new content that is indeed hot shit.
>>357260
And proceed to join in.
>>357267

Thanks.
>>357263
I'm the original ze~ ze~
>>357197
I was thinking of that.
>>357263
>but some fags rage about my name
The easiest way to avoid that is to drop your name. Like everyone else.
>>357263

Maybe it IS a coincidence and he IS a newfag.
>>357277
I approve of you.

>>357263
Fuck you.
I'm guessing GM is already writing it up, so fuck you guys.
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>>357268
>it's still too obvious you're doing this to piss people off.

>>357263
>some fags rage about my name, what I enjoy as much.

Well, Since she admited it, I guess that makes you captain obvious.
Delicious cake.
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357296
Kind of like the new Sakuya and old Sakuya, eh.
>>357289
>>I'm guessing GM is already brb seven minutes max, so fuck you guys.

Fix'd
>>357277

I never claimed to be Marisa Kirisame.
I'm just a cute, flat chested, adorable magician who lives in the forest of magic and puts "~ze" at the end of her sentences, ~ze.
>>357296
Correct.
oh god i want forced anon back
>>357302

ξ・A・)
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...I-I'm sleepy Anonymous...
>>357302
...wow, you're a really good troll.
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>>357302
Sounds a lot like me ze~

Also, you're putting your tilde in the wrong position ze~
>>357313

The funny thing is that I dont not even try to troll.
But you are right, I'm a real troll prodigy if I would want threads in/jp/ to die.
>>357302
Ah~, I finally found someone like me, ~ze. Where are you from?
What is it about YWUIG threads that brings out the motherfucking tripfags?
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>>357322
Alice is my waifu. Come join us in a rousing game of YWUiG.
>>357322

THIS IS DARKS COUNTRY, HOMBRE

YOU WILL STAY UP ALL NIGHT
ξ・A・) in every field.
>>357335
>>357337
There's only one RPer here that I'll allow. They aren't you.
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>>357330
I'm going to nap...
>>357322
Don't start that shit you'll get the thread deleted
>teh ~ze Girl !3GqYIJ3Obs
just fucking go back to Gaia already.
>>357324

Is this better? ~ze
>teh ~ze Girl !3GqYIJ3Obs
just fucking go back to Gaia already.
>>357344
The other way, ze~
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>>357339
If Yuka was here, it'd be a real party.
>>357337
>>357324
Fuck you, ze~
>>357352
ξ・A・)
>>357319
>>357332
ξ・A・)
GM's gone again
i really understand the people that post their displeasure that these threads exist. If you don't like it then don't read it, don't click it. If you are here in the thread reading then obviously you must like something about it.
>>357363
you better do so, too, ze~ this thread is a goner, ze~
>>357337
in before "My own clone" etc.

>>357339
I don't think it's that they bring them out so much as everyone and their brother posts in them, and you get a broader sampling of the /jp/ population.

Also, considering how many of /jp/'s tripfiends have Touhou-related names, they're probably going to like Touhou-related threads.

Such as YWUiG.
great, we made GM become a tripfag and now look what happens
>>357337

I live in TEH forest of TEH magic. ~ze

(It is located in germany.)
This thread is now officially diagnosed with cancer.
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>>357374
Everyone knows the real Forest is in Gensokyo ze~

Now fuck off before I spark your ass ze~
>>357381
>tripfiends

Get out.
GM, you're a good writer and all, but you're missing the persistence and the tendency towards obsession that men tend to have.

Please consider a testosterone injection for the sake of a better posts:time ratio.
>>357379
lolol i kno rite? do u wnt rp l8r?
>>357378
I love YWUiG threads. I hate the fucking Gaiafags and the majority of the annoying tripfags that it draws out. Fucking tripfags.
>>357393
LOL LIEK TOTALLY ROFL xD
>>357378
I enjoy these threads. I don't enjoy the gaiafags who come here and flood them, such as >>357374
>>357391
>GM ... Men

oh ho, aren't you so sadly mistaken?
ξ・A・) THIS THREAD THIS THREAD THIS THREAD
ITT reverse trolling in an attempt to shit on GM
>>357407
Why did you bother linking to all those quotes? That's a whole lot of clickin', little lady.
>>357407
So do I, I just hate ze tripfags.
>>357413
Clearly you don't know how Merupo works.
>>357388

You know portals, ~ze?

LURK MOAR, ~ZE!
yare yare daze
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>>357435
You're not Yukarin ze~
How did this thread go from incredibly awesome to cancerous shit in such a short manner of time?
AUTOSAGE
>>357448
GM stopped posting.
>>357448
More like the fucking plague to acceptable trolling.
>>357448
Tripfaggotry
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>>357449

She was bored, ~ze.
>>357448
teh ~ze Girl !3GqYIJ3Obs
Thread ruined by tripfaggotry.
>>357476
Lucky that it's autosaging, eh?
>>357407
OH NO IT'S FEEDING ON THE RAYS.

But seriously, I can't imagine what it must be like to be so unlikeable that the only choice left is to pretend you're awful on purpose and that it's fun to be hated. Or maybe that's all you've ever experienced, so you can't even tell?
>>357481

Every new GM post should start a new thread to allow the users of this board to enjoy factual and argumentative discusion, ~ze.
Wow two choices per thread, moot must be fucking raking it in with the adds.
>>357489

I do not troll on purpose, it just happens when people see my name.
>>357502
Go away Schala
>>357502
Just change your name, you hateful fucking queer.
>>357502
Your name just makes it a lot easier for people to tell you're a douche, and to remember all your douchebaggery. You could at least try to hide it. Don't you have any sense of shame?
>>357560

I am a former Anon, you know, ~ze?
>>357560
Ain't being anon great?
>>357555
Still hate you. Just be anonymous like the rest of us until you learn not to be fucking annoying.
The most effective troll I've seen in a long time. Kudos.

I would sage this thread, but it's autosaging anyways.
>>357567
Then go back. Embrace the freedom from reputation. Let each post you make be judged on its own merits.
>>357579

Dude, its 2.55 a.m. and I have to attend college today.
Why the hell shall I stop reacting to your unecessary insults?
I DO NOT WANT to troll threads, but if Anon keeps talink bout stuff like "gaia" nobody knows what the fuck it is, it is your own fault.
>>357613

>>Dude, its 2.55 a.m. and I have to attend college today

>>college

>>community college

>>medical office assistant
>>357648

Not really, here in germany we attend school up to our middle 20s to make our "A-Levels" (at least we are told that this degree is called that).

It is necessary to study at an university.
So is nothing else going to happen?
>but if Anon keeps talink bout stuff like "gaia" nobody knows what the fuck it is
What. The fuck.
Could you BE any more obvious?
If you've been here even a DAY you would know what gaia is.
If you paid attention to the LINKS IN THE PREVIOUS THREAD, you'd know what gaia is.
Seriously. Obvious troll is fucking obvious.

did some anti-GM troll tell gaia or animesuki or whatever about these threads hoping to bring in shit like this guy?
So, 4pm tomorrow?
>>357692

What is so bad about animesuki? I download my animu there (even if I do nothing else there though).

And I have visited the link to the gaia stuff, but I only saw the frontpage and realized it has to be a forum or chatroom or such.
But the banner looked kind of gay, so I did not look deeper into it.
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>>357716
>WHAT IS THIS "GAIA" YOU SPEAK OF GOOD SIR

https://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Gaia_Online

enough already


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