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355882
"Holy shit." You can't help but breathe as Flandre flies through the air, and can't help but nearly wet yourself(Luckily, you don't) when she asks. "You attacked me!" Is all you can sputter out helplessly, gesturing pointlessly with your hands. Crap, you had no idea the amulet was this powerful. What the hell did Patchy give you?

"I didn't attack you, I asked for kiss-" She looks past you, going silent from her previous frothy rant. "Oh. Hello sister, I'm sorry I was so loud! Really! Mr. Dumbass was mean, he pushed me down!" She puffs out her cheeks, attempting to look like the innocent party. Turning, you see Sakuya and Remilia looking at you, one possessing an icy cold gaze and the other raising an eyebrow in amusement at you respectively.


[ ] "Oh. Uh. Hi."

[ ] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."

[ ] "She started it!"

[ ] "Screw you, bitch."

[ ] Scream

[ ] Attempt to run out past here, nobody can catch you now
No. 355891
[x] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."
No. 355893
[ ] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."
No. 355897
[ ] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."
No. 355898
[ ] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."

NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG WITH THIS ANSWER.
No. 355899
[x] jump into the lake
No. 355902
[X] "Oh. Uh. Hi."

This sems like the smartesst thing to say at the moment
No. 355903
[x] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."
No. 355904
[X] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."

We must visit China
No. 355887
[x] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."
No. 355888
[ ] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."
No. 355909
>>355887
>>355888
>>355891
>>355893
>>355897
Same Person
No. 355910
[X] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."
No. 355911
[ ] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."
No. 355915
[X] "Oh. Uh. Hi."
No. 355917
[ ] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."
No. 355923
We still have no "the amulet did it" option. This must not be easy mode.

[X] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."
No. 355924
Archivu prease
No. 355926
[X] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."
No. 355929
>>355887
>>355888
>>355891
>>355893
>>355897
>>355898
>>355903
won
No. 355931
[x] "Screw you, bitch."

// I just went on a second
No. 355933
>>355922

Anonymous is quick.
No. 355922
>>355909
Yes, because it's possible for one person to simultaneously post 5 messages within 4 seconds. Idiot.
No. 355938
I'm curious as to which one has the cold gaze, and which is amused.
No. 355940
[ ] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."
No. 355942
THANKS GM FOR BRINGING FAGGOTRY OVER TO /jp/.

Thank you for not only for YWUiG, but also for being the cause of waiting for GM threads, imitations that are on a level of great fail, being a major factor in Touhou roleplaying faggotry, and whoring yourself out as hot shit.
No. 355943
[X] "She started it!"

>nobody can catch you now

Sakuya can. She's A Human.
No. 355944
[ ] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."
No. 355946
[X] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."
Probably Sakuya with the icy glare
No. 355947
[X] I, ANONYMOUS, SHALL KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN
No. 355948
>>355938
Sakuya and Remilia looking at you, one possessing an icy cold gaze and the other raising an eyebrow in amusement at you respectively.

Means sakuya has icy gaze, Remi's amused.
No. 355952
[x] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."

And my life is over again. Thank you, GM.
No. 355954
>>355942
Didn't I already see this pasta somewhere before?
No. 355959
>>355954
Its everywhere...
No. 355961
[X] "Oh. Uh. Hi."
No. 355962
>>355943
not to mention the fact that Knives aren't necessarily Youkai...

>>355938
he said respectively, so sayuka is glaring with the force of death and Remilia is amused.
No. 355963
>>OP
[x] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."
No. 355964
THANKS GM FOR BRINGING FAGGOTRY OVER TO /jp/.

Thank you for not only for YWUiG, but also for being the cause of waiting for GM threads, imitations that are on a level of great fail, being a major factor in Touhou roleplaying faggotry, and whoring yourself out as hot shit.
No. 355966
>>355954

Yeah in about 100 different threads.
No. 355967
>>355954
It gets posted at least once on every YWUIG thread.
No. 355970
[x] "Screw you, bitch."
No. 355968
THANKS GM FOR BRINGING AWESOMENESS OVER TO /jp/.

Thank you for not only for YWUiG, but also for being the cause of so much original content, imitations that are on a level of great win, being a major factor in development of the Touhou community, and selflessly creating new content that is indeed hot shit.
No. 355978
>>355968
Wat
No. 355982
Sakuya is a lunarian.
No. 355983
Ok, this is our opportunity to escape from Flandre

get ready to lick Remi's boots
No. 355985
[x] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."
No. 355989
>>355985
noko does not work that way
No. 355991
>>355983
But i don't want to escape from her
No. 355993
>>355985
don't capitalize it.
No. 355994
>>355991
Fuck you, I want Keine.
No. 355995
>>355982
First of all, that's a crackpot theory.

Second of all, we count as humans too. We're just from the moon, which means the Amulet still won't work on her.
No. 355996
[X] "Oh. Uh. Hi."
No. 356000
I like "Oh. Uh. Hi." More myself, but the people have spoken, I guess.
No. 356002
Dipshits

>>355929
already won.
No. 356006
>She puffs out her cheeks, attempting to look like the innocent party.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No. 356005
>>355938
>respectively
No. 356014
>>356006
SO MOE I COULD DIE
No. 356018
>>356006
[x] SO MOE I'M GONNA DIE!
No. 356019
>>356014
It's Flandre. You're already dead.
No. 356020
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356020
"Hello." Remilia ignores you beyond that, and approaches her sister swiftly. "Now what did I tell you about disintegrating humans?" She flicks a brief nod at Sakuya. "Now, Flandre, let us go for a little talk... I think I must explain some things again." She leads Flandre up the stairs, and Sakuya coolly examines you the whole time. It is rather creepy.


[ ] "So, umm, what now?"

[ ] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"

[ ] "Say, how long have you worked here?"

[ ] "Long day?"

[ ] Remain silent

[ ] "Hey, hot stuff, wanna go have some fun in that bed over there?"
No. 356023
... I hope we can chose who can touch us. I'd hate to make Meiling cringe from us. T_T
No. 356025
[ ] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"
No. 356026
>>356020
[x] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"
No. 356027
[x] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"
No. 356031
[ ] "Do you really wear pads?"
DO IT YOU PUSSIES.
No. 356032
[x] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"
No. 356035
[x] "Do you really wear pads?"
No. 356036
>>356014
I'M ALREADY DEAD
OH WAIT NOT QUI-HNNNNNNNNNRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No. 356037
[X] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"
No. 356038
[ ] "Do you really wear pads?"
With current mentality... I doubt this will even lift off the ground.
No. 356039
[X] "Long day?"
No. 356040
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356040
[x] "So, umm, what now?"
No. 356043
[X] "Do you really wear pads?"

// yay?
No. 356028
[ ] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"

Please don't kill us.
No. 356029
[x] "Long day?"
No. 356044
[X] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"

>[ ] "Hey, hot stuff, wanna go have some fun in that bed over there?"
>[ ] "Do you really wear pads?"

DON'T FUCKING TEMPT US LIKE THIS!
No. 356045
[ ] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"
No. 356047
[ ] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"
No. 356048
[x] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"
No. 356049
[x] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"
No. 356050
[x] "Hey, hot stuff, wanna go have some fun in that bed over there?"
No. 356051
[x]How are you, Miss Sakuya?
No. 356052
>>356020
[x] Remain silent.
No. 356053
[x] "Do you really wear pads?"
do it faggot
No. 356054
[x] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"
No. 356055
[X] "So, umm, what now?"
No. 356056
>>356020
[ ] "Long day?"
No. 356058
[ ] "Long day?"
No. 356059
>>356023
you don't have to wear the amulett, you know?

[x] "Long day?"
lawl
No. 356060
>>356025
>>356026
>>356027
>>356028
>>356032
>>356037
>>356044
Winner. [ ] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"
No. 356061
No one fucking give the pad response, it's played out and no good (or humor) can come of it.

[x] "Long day?"
No. 356062
[x] "So, umm, what now?"

stop being so formal you faggots, maybe people will like us better if we're a bit more relaxed around them!
No. 356063
>>356025
>>356026
>>356027
>>356028
>>356032
>>356037
>>356044
Winner
No. 356067
[X] "Hey, hot stuff, wanna go have some fun in that bed over there?"
No. 356070
[ ] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"
No. 356071
GM specified that the amulet only pushes away those you DON'T want touching you. We want China, Keine, Cirno, etc. so it won't affect them.
No. 356072
>[ ] "Hey, hot stuff, wanna go have some fun in that bed over there?"
>[ ] "Do you really wear pads?"
THE TEMPTATION... MUST... RESIST... IT...
OKAY I DID IT
I choose:
[x] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"
No. 356073
In before Sakuya kills us
No. 356075
Anonymous really is a dumbass.
No. 356064
[ ] "Do you really wear pads?"
No. 356076
[X] "Hey, hot stuff, wanna go have some fun in that bed over there?"
No. 356077
[x] "Screw you, bitch."
No. 356084
unusually quick today
No. 356085
Awesome, now Flandre is not there and neither is Remilia

If we don't fuck it up we could be outside of the SDM soon
No. 356087
>>356084
Everyone has been waiting for GM.
No. 356089
>>356071
Keine's human anyways so it won't affect her.
No. 356090
[X] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"
No. 356082
>>356060
>>356063
Winner
No. 356093
>>356089
wat
No. 356095
[x] Holy shit
No. 356102
I can see the reply: "Fine. And how are you today, Mr. Dumbass?"
No. 356104
I think you're way too polite to Sakuya. She is the kind of bitch who needs it a bit rougher.bu
No. 356105
>>356093
When she isn't in CAVEMODO she is considered human.
No. 356107
[X] Breasts
No. 356108
>>356089

half-human
No. 356113
SAKUYA ROUTE IS A GO
No. 356126
>>356104
>I think you're way too polite to Sakuya. She is the kind of bitch who will kill you and drain your blood.
Mended.
No. 356127
>>356113
M-MAID BLOWJOB! WOOO WOOOO
No. 356128
>>356113
Meiling comes first.
No. 356130
>>356113
>SAKUYA ROUTE IS EX
No. 356132
>>356130
>SAKUYA ROUTE IS SEX
fixed
No. 356134
I believe when GM asked us on Saturday, Anon voted for Keine over China.
No. 356138
>>356128
I still want Flandre. Oh well.
No. 356139
>>356128
>Keine comes first.

Fix'd.
No. 356141
>>356128

Hey, maybe Sakuya will actually let us use her kitchen this time. Then we can provide China with a nutritious egg breakfast.
No. 356142
brb, 7 minutes max.

- Totally Not Gensokyo Man. Totally.
No. 356143
>>356138

No more Flan, she will kill us
No. 356144
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>>356134
No. 356146
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356146
"You were in my kitchen.."
No. 356148
>>356128
I approve
No. 356159
>>356144
Hey China, why are you black?
No. 356160
Hey guys

wouldn't it be fun if flandre asked sakuya about paddings while we were with patchy?
No. 356161
>>356143
do you have BALLS ?
No. 356164
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No. 356166
>>356139
>>Cirno comes first.

>Fix'd.

Fix'd.
No. 356168
>>356134
Well, I think China is still more popular here
No. 356175
>>356144
B-b-b-b-but I lurv China more than Kiene!

But I like Patchy more than China
No. 356177
>>356175
Excuse me Sir, but I like both.
No. 356180
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356180
you heartless monsters
No. 356182
>>356159

She's player x.
No. 356189
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>>356159
No. 356191
>>356180
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?! ;__;
No. 356192
PRESSING F5 LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING FIST OF THE NORTH STAR
No. 356193
>>356166
>>>Meiling comes first.

>>Fix'd.

>Fix'd.

Fix'd. I don't give a damn what you guys voted for, I want my fucking Meiling.
No. 356195
FUCK YOU CHINAFAGS AND KEINEFAGS

I WANT BOTH

AND CIRNO
No. 356184
>>356142
;_;
No. 356199
>>356192
>>356142
No. 356200
>>356180
We are trying to, China.
BUT THERE ARE MAIDS ON THE WAY
No. 356201
Predicting auto-sage in 5 minutes.
No. 356205
Damnit guys he said we still have time! I say we at least consider one of the other gal's.

People have told me it's probably hopeless but if we don't at least TRY for my precious Udonge then I'll be very disappointed
No. 356204
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356204
bastards....
No. 356197
>>356175
I'd rather have china, tbh.
No. 356214
Needs more attempts at Remi.
No. 356217
Keine is a nice girl, and she's tsundere. Excellent.
We've only been going after Meiling, and she warmed up to us. Anon's first successful girl.
It's impossible to choose.
No. 356218
>>356205
You can try for Udonge once they finish the Touhou VN.
No. 356225
[x] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"


even though the "pads" choice is really tempting
No. 356227
>>356205
>Udonge
She's one of the moon people and, thus, our enemy. We still have to go back and get their treasure with Cirno.
No. 356228
>>356217
Need more tsun tsun and less dere dere. Let's go with Keine!
No. 356219
Am I the only one who wants to go after Mystia/Aya?
No. 356220
GTFO CHINAFAGS, THE MAID IS SUPERIOR
No. 356233
>>356205
>>Damnit guys he said we still have time! I say we at least consider one of the other gal's.

>>People have told me it's probably hopeless but if we don't at least TRY for my precious Patchouli then I'll be very disappointed

Fix'd.
No. 356235
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356235
>>356219
In b4 whore also
SHAMEIMARU!
No. 356236
>>356205

We have an excuse to go to Eientei: To see Eirin about an inhaler.
No. 356237
We need a Hina route, to test our luck.
But I predict the lake will throw itself on us if we're near the spingirl
No. 356247
>>356219

Do you have some kind of cloaca fetish?
No. 356241
>>356219
see
>>356152
No. 356250
>>356235
going after aya would only end in MASS-SHAMEIMARU
complete waste of time
No. 356253
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356253
>>356219

FUCK YEAH, SHAMEIMARU!
No. 356255
>>356247
yes
No. 356256
>>356247
Not really. I just like the characters.
No. 356259
>>356237

Youkai Mountain arc is next season.
No. 356269
Meiling is the only one who we can score easily at the moment, and she is fucking hot. You can't lose with Meiling.
No. 356273
THANKS GM FOR BRINGING FAGGOTRY OVER TO /jp/.

Thank you for not only for YWUiG, but also for being the cause of waiting for GM threads, imitations that are on a level of great fail, being a major factor in Touhou roleplaying faggotry, and whoring yourself out as hot shit.
No. 356274
>>356269
china is like our fall back plan
No. 356275
>>356273
THANKS GM FOR BRINGING AWESOMENESS OVER TO /jp/.

Thank you for not only for YWUiG, but also for being the cause of so much original content, imitations that are on a level of great win, being a major factor in development of the Touhou community, and selflessly creating new content that is indeed hot shit.
No. 356278
>>356269

Screw China !

We have to apologize to Marisa for sending her into the lake !
No. 356280
>>356273
Faggotry was here from the beginning, dumb fuck.
No. 356282
>>356250
And it would be awesome.
Plus she's a slut, so our chances with her are high!
Oh wait, not at all.
We'd have to make her happy somehow, and since we don't have money, our only option would be... eggs. BUT SHE'S A FUCKING CROW.
No. 356286
>>356278
>Screw China!
ok I will
No. 356290
>>356269
Just because its easiest, it doesn't mean its the best.

Awww who am I kidding. prepare to invade china at full force.
No. 356293
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356293
As much as I would like to try Keine/Reisen route, this picture is tempting me towards China route
No. 356297
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356297
Needs Youmu route
No. 356291
>>356269

It won't be that easy. We need to ingratiate ourselves to SDM if they're going to give China time off to go on a date.
No. 356298
>>356278
Fuck Marisa, she will not forgive you for FEELING HER UP. She will fucking KILL YOU if she every sees you again.

Meiling is the safest bet.
No. 356299
which means China's easy
No. 356302
>>356278
Screw Marisa!

We have to apologize to Keine for getting stuck in SDM and making her worry!
No. 356309
>Fuck Marisa

Ok.
No. 356310
>>356298
We never felt her up though.
No. 356311
>>356282
https://video.aol.com/video-detail/what-will-crows-eat-episode-1-raw-eggs/3544258738
we are totally safe
No. 356312
>>356302
I thought they didn't go through with the cop a feel bit, 'cause they yelled for patchy
No. 356316
Let's free China from SDM tyranny
No. 356320
>>356298
We already met Marisa? I haven't been following this in its entirety; what day was that?
No. 356322
>>356298
We didn't feel her up. We just tackled her.
No. 356323
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356323
>>356297
Second
No. 356324
I want to feel Sakuya's pads
No. 356330
>>356278

There's plenty to do in Forest of Magic:

- Trade Marisa magic mushrooms for $$$
- Look for an inhaler at Kourindou
- Stalk Alice
- Get Cirno high
No. 356332
>>356320
https://bloodyshovel.oddwebsite.com/Ehs%20folder/YWUIG.html

go find it from there
No. 356334
>>356312
It was the second time that they did cop a feel, when Marisa was getting teleported out of the library.
And into the lake.
No. 356339
>>356322

Didn't we ask if she wore pads right before patchy ported her out? no feeling up though.
No. 356347
>>356334
Wrong. We asked her if she wears pads like the maid.
No. 356349
>>356340
We asked if she wore pads.
No. 356340
>>356334
I thougth they asked if she wore pads?
No. 356354
>>356298
We have never felt Marisa. Yes, we chose it, but then GM came with a Yes/No option, so we chickened. All we did was asking if she wears pads before she got lake'd.
>>356311
Awesome! So we can actually hit on the TENGUW.
...but... we'd rather not. She'd probably take photos of our hot sex and somehow Keine and China would see them, screwing forever our chances with them.

DO NOT WANT AYA ROUTE.
No. 356359
>>356334

Dumbass didn't feel Marisa up.

In fact didn't she said "thanks" when we handed the LHC back to her?
No. 356360
Marisa snatches it as soon as you hand it to her. "Thanks." It's a bit trite, but it's a sign of gratitude, at least. "I'll be back! And I'll borrow those books, they're all I need to finish this one little thing. You'll pay too! Bwahahahahaaa~!" It's a bit lame for a villanous speech, even as Patchouli recites a teleportation spell. There's some time to get in the last word.
[ ] "Well, bye bye."
[ ] Remain silent
[ ] "You know, you should prepare your speeches in advance, they'll sound better that way..."
[ ] "And you would have gotten away with it if not for this meddling kid...?"
[ ] "You should have paid the fine."
[ ] "Lol!" Yes, actually say "Lol"
[ ] Laugh
[ ] Cop a feel
[ ] "So, do you wear pads like the maid does?"
[X] "So, do you wear pads like the maid does?"

Marisa's face turns red. "Well, I never-" She doesn't get to finish her sentence before she disappears out from under you. Outside, you hear a splash and some yelling.
"Very... Interesting... Insult." The librarian raises an eyebrow at you. "I assume you did not come here merely to evict other intruders. What do you want?"
No. 356365
>>356339
Wha....I thought.......OH FUCK YOU GM. FUCK YOU. WE SAID COP A FEEL, AND YOU GO FOR PADS.
No. 356368
>>356365
"Cop a feel" would've led to a bad end.
No. 356370
>>356365
He asked us to confirm cop a feel. We said no, he went to second choice.
No. 356375
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356375
Must I be the one to suggest the Ran Route?
No. 356378
>>356359
>handed the LHC back to her

ಠ_ಠ
No. 356381
>>356360
>Marisa's face turns red. "Well, I never-"

Marisa will blush next time she see Mr. Dumbass. Then Master Spark.
No. 356384
>>356330
>>- Find Udonge
>>- Love Udonge
>>- Sex Udonge
>>- Dedicate life to Udonge

fix'd
No. 356386
>>356334
No, we asked if she wore pads like the maid does.

>"Very... Interesting... Insult." The librarian raises an eyebrow at you.

So, we captured her for Patchy, gave her back the hakkero, and sexually harassed her. Best case scenario, she thinks Anon is a lunatic. Bridge: burnt.
No. 356376
>>356354
Anon has not had hot sex with anyone yet. Why would Aya be an exception?
No. 356390
What the hell, on the second Cop a feel option, when Marisa was getting teleported, we said COP A FEEL. Why is this changed? Or why was I so retarded that day?
No. 356393
>>356370
Wrong. That was for the initial tackle, not the departure.
No. 356398
>>356365
If we did it, we'd get lake'd AGAIN.
No. 356401
>>356390
I was watching the thread that day. The pad choice won it. GM didn't change anything.
No. 356403
>>356390
Anon pussied out. Basically whenever a confirm selection is given, anon always thinks it will lead to bad end and pussies out.
No. 356407
>>356375

How the hell would we catch Yukari's attention to even get there though?
No. 356411
>>356401
Yeah. It was really close, though. Like, 7 to 6.
No. 356412
>>356403
After choosing Yes three times and getting lake'd IN ALL OF THEM, I'd guess whenever this option appears, a BAD END is imminent.
No. 356415
>>356386

Marisa doesn't like normal humans, so looking like a lunatic is a good way to gain her interest.
No. 356417
>>356407
by warping enough eggs to gensokyo.
No. 356422
>>356375
POISON! POISON! POISON!
No. 356425
>>356401
https://archive.doesntexist.org/jp/cgi-board.pl/thread/329379

actually it looks like cop a feel should have won, the guy counting votes fucked up
No. 356426
>>356407

Hang around Reimu long enough and you're bound to meet just about everyone.
No. 356427
>>356407
If we mess-up other people's stuff enough, eventually they should refer to us, at least, as "that guy" and eventually Yukari should become slightly curious as to what we're doing.
No. 356428
Nope. I asked GM about the copa feel option. She said that Patchy wouldn't have seen it and would've teleported Marisa off before she could react.

She'd probably come back for blood later on, but it wouldn't have been an immediate bad end
No. 356429
>>356403
>Basically whenever a confirm selection is given, anon always thinks it will lead to bad end and pussies out.

Because it WILL lead to BAD END. Why else would he ask confirmation in the first place?
No. 356436
>>356422
I don't think anyone wants a Medicine route.
No. 356437
>>356429
To throw us off because he can't write h too well.
No. 356438
Cops aside, Can we just go the easiest route first? AKA The Meiling Route?
No. 356441
I wanted to suggest wearing a coat of fried tofu... but it seems eggs is the only skill we have.
No. 356445
>>356428
We didn't get a confirmation for that, though. The confirmation was for THE INITIAL TACKLE. Read the archives.
No. 356443
>>356407

Probably Yukari's fault we're here in the first place. She's probably watching Dumbass right now for the lulz.
No. 356453
GM, if you're still reading this, feel free to make another topic in your next post.

I have a feeling we're going to hit autosage before the next time someone blinks.
No. 356457
>>356453
No. 356458
is it safe to say that gm left us?
No. 356459
>>356441

If we went with that I'd be surprised if Ran didn't just decide "Fuck it" and eat us tofu and all.
No. 356461
>>356445
no, YOU read the fucking shit, it was for the cop a feel. fucking retard.
No. 356464
>>356445
"Hey, what are y-" She is cut off as you bowl her over. Despite being a magician, it seems, she's shorter than you. And easily pushed down as you both hit the floor when you catch her off her guard, and pin her arms successfully. The mini-hakkero drops to the floor with a clink.
[ ] Take the mini-hakkero
[ ] "See? Now, apologize."
[ ] "Give up?"
[ ] Cop a feel
[ ] Get off of her
[ ] "PATCHOULI!"
[ ] "SAKUYA!"
[ ] "MEILING!"
[ ] "FLANDRE!"
[X] Cop a feel
Confirm Selection:
Cop a feel?
[ ] Yes
No. 356469
>>356438

We're already on her route. Hounding the girl 24/7 is going to piss of SDM even more for distracting their gate guard.
No. 356470
>>356461
FUCK YOU I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT
No. 356472
>>356461
Hey, what are y-" She is cut off as you bowl her over. Despite being a magician, it seems, she's shorter than you. And easily pushed down as you both hit the floor when you catch her off her guard, and pin her arms successfully. The mini-hakkero drops to the floor with a clink.
[ ] Take the mini-hakkero
[ ] "See? Now, apologize."
[ ] "Give up?"
[ ] Cop a feel
[ ] Get off of her
[ ] "PATCHOULI!"
[ ] "SAKUYA!"
[ ] "MEILING!"
[ ] "FLANDRE!"
[X] Cop a feel
Confirm Selection:
Cop a feel?
[ ] Yes
No. 356473
>>356445
I have AIM logs.


Atai: Confirm Selection:
Cop a feel?


[ ] Yes

[ ] No
Atai: so why DO you keep doing that?
GM: Actually, they would still have lived.
Atai: oh
Atai: what would have happened?
No. 356476
>>356464
I thought we were talking about the
Marisa snatches it as soon as you hand it to her. "Thanks." It's a bit trite, but it's a sign of gratitude, at least. "I'll be back! And I'll borrow those books, they're all I need to finish this one little thing. You'll pay too! Bwahahahahaaa~!" It's a bit lame for a villanous speech, even as Patchouli recites a teleportation spell. There's some time to get in the last word.
[ ] "Well, bye bye."
[ ] Remain silent
[ ] "You know, you should prepare your speeches in advance, they'll sound better that way..."
[ ] "And you would have gotten away with it if not for this meddling kid...?"
[ ] "You should have paid the fine."
[ ] "Lol!" Yes, actually say "Lol"
[ ] Laugh
[ ] Cop a feel
[ ] "So, do you wear pads like the maid does?"
[X] "So, do you wear pads like the maid does?"

Option.
No. 356478
>>356464
You fail at reading my other FUCKING POSTS. Not the FIRST cop a feel, the SECOND, when MARISA was getting TELEPORTED.

God damn...
No. 356485
>>356445
If I'm not mistaken, when we found Marisa, we use the STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! attack, and she pointed her mini-hakkero to us. We tackled her, and when we were over the loliwitch we chose to cop a feel. Confirmation time, we chose no, and the we called Patchu. Before marisa got teleported, we had the chance to do a last thing: we chose to ask her about pads. If we had chosen to cop a feel there, we'd get thrown with her in the lake.
tl;dr no
No. 356486
>>356472
Thanks for proving me right?
No. 356479
>>356470

serious business
No. 356489
I guess this I what I get for assuming something, right?
No. 356490
>GM: Bitchslapped, almost Master Sparked, then Patchy teleported Marisa out quickly not seeing exactly what happened, nor letting Marisa get a word in edgewise

This would mean she would have mastersparked the damn lake instead?

DAMN IT !
No. 356491
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356491
No. 356492
>>356486
But, that wasn't the end! We were talking about Padding vs. Cop a feel.
>>356476
No. 356497
AUTOSAGE INC
No. 356506
>>356497
No. 356512
But why would you knead Marisa's DFC? I'd rather play around with Keine's or China's boobs.
Life-like texture ;_;
No. 356513
>>356492
Anyways, patchy wasn't there to teleport her out for the initial cop-a-feel!
No. 356514
>>356490

She's seen its horrors. We can turn her against the lake.
No. 356517
File 1206916531498.jpg - (189KB, 650x567 , 1206647266124.jpg) [iqdb]
356517
Gentlemen, remember, if we play well, we get this.
No. 356530
Autosage, FUCK YEAH !
No. 356532
>>356517
Holy shit her arm is cut off
No. 356533
>>356517
DO WANT
No. 356534
>>356517
Or we get Dream 2'd
No. 356544
>>356532

look closer
No. 356550
>>356534
Foursome with Keine, China and the lake!
FUCK YES
No. 356555
>>356550
More like Meiling and Kiene have a drowning fetish.
No. 356579
GM left
No. 356585
>>356579
Goddamn
No. 356587
Brb, 7 minutes.
No. 356590
>>356587

See ya Thursday.
No. 356591
>>356587

Fappin quite fast eh ?
No. 356596
>>356142
>>356587
ur a faget
No. 356598
>>356591
He's probably trying to write a few outlines for various branches or something
No. 356601
>>356598
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

Oh wow.

No, it's more like she's playing DnD.
No. 356602
File 1206917707754.jpg - (8KB, 250x144 , namek.jpg) [iqdb]
356602
oh god this place has way too many lakes
No. 356605
>>356601
GM is a man
No. 356608
>>356601
No. My DM is offline.
I actually am taking a minute for that.
Also for tea and butterscotch krimpets.
No. 356613
>>356608
Mr. Dumbass would like some Krimpets.
No. 356614
>>356608
Hey guys, this makes me wonder. Can Mr. Dumbass make tea? It seems like it would be a really useful skill.
No. 356617
>>356602
We can't leave SDM until we use the spirit bomb on Flan
No. 356618
>>356605
GM is a woman
No. 356622
>>356550
Oh crap not...

LLLAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEE!!!!!~
No. 356623
>>356605
GM is a woman.
No. 356627
>>356614
Anyone can make tea. You boil water and put leaves in the water.
No. 356628
>>356618
>>356623
No
No. 356634
>>356473
here.
GM is a goddamn female.
No. 356635
>>356623

GM is an it.
No. 356637
>>356628
Yes. That's what was revealed during the Alice-tripfag period of GM's existence.
No. 356640
>>356628
I'm female, dearie.
No. 356646
>>356640

TITS OR GTFO !!!

(I did what must have been done on 4chan.)
No. 356648
>>356640
It's no fun to outright say it though! Arguments through ambiguity make for a good time.
No. 356650
>>356640
So wait a minute...

A woman (on the internets, no less) who plays DnD and writes doujins for greasy neckbeards to fap to?

My head asploded.
No. 356651
>>356640
WAIT

WHAT
No. 356654
>>356640
no-wai-no-wa-wait what?
No. 356658
>>356640
either prove it or give us an inhaler route
No. 356660
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356660
>>356650
I don't wish to offend GM but she probably weighs over 9000 pounds
No. 356664
>>356660
Don't kill the dream, man.
No. 356665
>>356660
She's already proven that she has a life, tutors, etc.

I have no doubt she's a fine specimen of a woman.
No. 356671
>>356654
Is it really that surprising? If GM was a guy, the story'd be more like this.

-You wake up in Gensokyo and bang everyone in sight GOOD END

Also how do I spoiler?
No. 356676
GM is Kaguya.
No. 356673
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356673
I do not fucking care if he/she is of different gender.
Neither I care how long it takes to wait for new threads because it is important to take ones time to create a story to please the masses.

What counts is that he/she keeps on working, ~ze.
No. 356681
>>356665
So a fine specimen of a woman who happens to be an Anon who plays DnD and writes doujins for greasy neckbeards to fap to?

Does not compute. Such nice things do not exicst
No. 356682
>>356673
Why does your name fill me with rage?
No. 356686
>>356673

truth
No. 356690
>>356681
Do you have something against neckbeards? It seems like you're putting them in some kind of negative light (not that its possible to).
No. 356702
>>356681
They are marred with other ugliness usually, that's why I'm betting fat\ugly\bitch.

I'm not trying to cause too much offense here but the language I use is just superficial.
No. 356703
>>356673
>teh ~ze Girl !3GqYIJ3Obs
Sage for gaiafag.
No. 356706
>>356681

I know a female student who is 20 years old, healthy (but not fat) got beautifull long,blond and curly hair and is intelligent.
Despite this she also spends most of the time in front of her computer or is reading books, so theese women do exist.

You just won't meet them because you don't go outside or live in the US.

GERMANY ! FUCK YEAH !
No. 356709
>>356706
>teh ~ze Girl !3GqYIJ3Obs
No. 356716
>>356706
>teh
>Girl
No. 356720
>>356690
Nope, just ctrl c +v this
>>356650

because I'm too drunk to come up with my own sentecenes
No. 356721
>>356690

shave, you creepy beardo
No. 356723
>>356709

Keep on, autosaged anyway.
No. 356726
>>356723
Okay.
No. 356729
can we stop trying to disprove GM's existance
No. 356732
You know, this would go much faster if you guys would tell me how to beat the 9th part of the Roland campaign. I got the dwarven alliance.
No. 356739
>>356729
we are not disabruwng, just killing time while waiting for the storytime to continue
No. 356742
File 1206918940317.jpg - (69KB, 275x275 , teh.jpg) [iqdb]
356742
>>356716
No. 356750
>>356732
With towels.
No. 356751
>>356742
you misspelled fgsfds
No. 356754
>>356732
https://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/file/197550/2044
No. 356766
GMmMmMmm

Will you update sooon? I need to get some sleep in 40 mins and I would reeally like to read one or two posts before that
No. 356767
>>356742
No. 356778
>>356766
shut up and wait like the rest of us
No. 356791
>>356778
But the wait is killing mee
No. 356803
>>356766

What? You have a problem with staying up... all night?
No. 356866
>>356857
No. 356915
>>356640
LIES AND BULLSHIT.

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