You grin with the cheeky confidence that life with Kaguya entitles you to. It probably makes you look like an idiot. But you don’t mind. You get to tease the sometimes uptight princess, “It’s okay to tell the truth. Are you being honest about not wanting to see me too?”
Synchronized with her vehement denial, you begin to loosen your collar and expose yourself.
“What do you think you’re doing?” She can’t seem to take her eyes off you despite her loud protests.
“Giving you a taste,” You wink and wish you had really trashy stripping music. It would make the act 5000% more awesome. You take your sweet time, unbuttoning your shirt slowly and play with each and every button like it were the last.
“That’s enough...” She says half-heartily.
“Now now
princess,” You use the title that bothers her, “there’s no need to get all hot under the collar. I mean, look at me. Things got really hot, really fast for me and I just had to find a way to cool down.”
“Oops,” Your shirt flies off, making a white puddle on the floor. “It’s so very warm in here, I think I’m getting light-headed...” You slowly and deliberately go for your pants, in the process taking on an accent similar to that of a southern belle, “Whatever shall I do? Little ol’ me is so conflicted...”
Kaguya doesn’t stop you from going for your belt. She glares, looking at you like she’s not amused but for the most part lets you carry on with your crude spectacle. And so you do, smiling as you work your way down to your birthday suit. Not many people may be confident about their bodies, but you are at least comfortable with it. And you’re sure that Kaguya is too - otherwise she would have rejected you long ago. Her eyes, rather her glare, moves from your face down to your more impressionable and excitable areas. It gives you pause for a moment.
“Should I go on?” You ask as you stand wearing nothing but your socks and your underwear.
“...” There’s no answer.
“Well, there’s a first time for everything,” You say out loud, not sure what exactly you mean. You finger the elastic, drumming your fingers along the band, stretching and pulling it as you go along.
“...it’s not the first time...” Kaguya mumbles.
“Eh? What’s that?” You stop dead in your tracks. It feels a little drafty without most of your clothes gone.
“I’ve seen you... as you are,” She says, looking legitimately flustered. A wave of pink expands across her cheeks, instantly confirming the validity of the claim.
“...how... when?”
“Remember when I made you that treat?”
“Yes.”
“Well, I...” Her brow trembles as she struggles to confess, “...saw what you were in there. In your room. By yourself... with yourself... err I mean....”
“I know what you mean.” The coin drops. You weren’t as alone as you thought you were.
“I just came to get you, I didn’t mean to, but I saw and couldn’t leave... so it sort of just happened that I saw.”
“Well, the reason I was doing that...” You try to think of a way to explain yourself. It’s an awkward moment. Being caught with your trousers down like that by someone you really care about is... an interesting new experience.
“I’m not daft, I understand why,” The princess huffs. She regains some of her composure, daring to explain herself a little further, “There’s nothing wrong with it, Eirin has explained the way people are and their needs. Everyone has them.”
“I know...” You recall your own incident.
“Besides that, I watched you change more than once when we were on our little trip together... I didn’t want to say anything because I didn’t know if it was alright to bring it up.”
Kaguya looks happy to have confessed. Her expression is like the ones the beatified sport in renaissance masterpieces. Bliss from being at piece with herself and the heavens.
“I suppose it’s pointless for me to go on then?” You joke, breaking the ice.
“No, please feel free to go on ahead. I don’t mind,” Kaguya smiled again, looking at perfectly ease with your joking.
“Well, I won’t unless you ask me to.”
“Hm, I don’t know, I don’t think I’ll see anything there that I can’t already imagine vividly.”
“You won’t regret it.”
“If you’re so excited about it, go ahead.”
“Maybe I will,” You laugh and begin to pull down your underpants.
Comedic timing in Eientei is excellent. There isn’t any other place in the world where so much happens to the wrong place at the wrong time (or the right place at the right time depending on your point of view). You have long-since suspected that the wily prankster Tewi and her fluffy legion has something to do with that fact. They likely grease the wheels of comedy by setting up all the players and all the elements in the right amounts and direction. They might give a nudge, or allow the players to nudge things and they sit back and reap the benefits.
Kaguya wasn’t the first person to behold the glory of your man-scepter. By some twist of fate, you think you hear something behind you, and so you turn as your underwear reaches your ankles. Sure enough, as the gods of comedy will attest, there stood Reisen, carrying in a load of washed laundry. Naturally the door was open, and the poor rabbit never even had the chance to knock. Much less to avert her eyes, what with her hands being full of pretty pink dresses and pressed panties. She stared, much like a deer would at headlights, directly at your uncle Sam and his two oval buddies.
“Hiya,” You croak.
“Nicely sculpted,” Kaguya chuckles, “Like staring at a marble statue.” She wastes no time in making the rabbit feel self-conscious. In the process she affects your gung-ho attitude. Anyone would be affected in this sort of situation. A bystander is caught up in your bawdiness and the woman you love makes a glib remark about your buttocks.
“I seem to have interrupted something,” Reisen’s voice quivers. Her eyes never leave your crotch, if anything her stare intensifies.
“Geez, you look like you’ve seen something out of the ordinary,” Kaguya remarks. “Maybe something that you like?”
“L...Laundry,” The moon rabbit says, putting down the load on the ground. She says softly, “I’m sorry...” And begins to back away. She can’t stop staring and it causes her to bump into the corridor wall.
After the jolt she skits away. Like a, well, like a frightened rabbit. Practically hopping away with no clear sense of direction.
“A shame that,” Kaguya comments, “Looks like you’ve got quite a praiseworthy talent.”
“Do you think she’ll be alright?” You ask.
“With time. We should count all the carrots in the pantry. If there are any missing, we’ll know who took them.”
“That’s a really dirty joke,” You turn your head, the one on top of your shoulders, to her.
“We can’t get too
hung up about these things, now can we?”
“...that’s terrible. But I’ll take it as a compliment.”
“Would you rather preferred I make fun of it? I have a feeling that you wouldn’t like it very much.”
“No, I wouldn’t.” You turn completely, and are surprised to see that she flinches despite her ribald comments. You dare not to tell her that there’s a whole different appeal in being talked down to by a haughty person. It makes some men go wild, being called trash and so forth. Kaguya has the very dangerous capacity to be skilled in that area, you feel.
You don’t see the point in being naked. You pull up your drawers, something which deep down you think the princess appreciates. She doesn’t say anything about it of course, just adding a facetious line how you are more entertaining than all the
Megami and
NewType she has.
Suited up like a perfect gentleman, you start to speak to her again, “Well that’s that... I guess.”
“No fuss, eh?”
“None whatsoever. We dealt with something but I think that we still have to deal with much more.”
“Aren’t you getting a little ahead of yourself... I thought you liked to be really traditional when it came to this sort of thing?”
“What do you mean?” You ask.
“Oh, it’s nothing.”
“I love and hate that about you,” You say.
“Duality of human nature, eh?” She jokes.
“Not really. You just drive me wild. I don’t know if I’ll be able to restrain myself one of these days...”
“Are you going to jump me?” She rolls her eyes, “Wouldn’t be very fitting for a loyal retainer, now would it?”
“Courtly love can be tough.” You shrug.
You sit down, and grab a nearby magazine, “You know, you probably don’t take me very seriously when I say things like that, do you?”
“Not especially,” She admits, “You’re a good man at heart and I know how set into stone your ideals are.”
“I don’t think that you quite know me as well as you might believe.”
“Oh?” She once again takes interest in you, putting down the latest gossip about that popular seiyu, “I bet you can’t say anything that would legitimately surprise me.”
“Sounds like a challenge,” You grin, “What do I get if I do?”
“We’ll see... I can’t think too clearly now, I am still thinking about your manly chest and other assets...” She deflects with a joke, she pretends to swoon at just recalling your naked self.
“Fine, fine. If there’s anything I’ve learned about you is that you like to be a bit too enigmatic when you’ve got something to lose. I’ll call your bluff, but get ready to be shocked. Maybe I’ll get you to swoon for real sometime soon.”
“Maybe Reisen won’t need to work off the tension by eating a lot of chocolate again.” She smiles, “Anything is possible.”
[] Propose to elope with her as soon as humanly possible
[] Tell her that the session she witnessed was a direct consequence of your seeing a session of her own
[] If she exposes herself, you’re willing to let off some stress of your own in front of her
[] Why do all these choices suck? (aka write-in)
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For what it's worth, I liked this write in.
I sometimes wish I could draw. If I could it'd be a very confused Reisen holding the laundry walking in on Shirou with his troll face on and Kaguya sitting there, smirking.