[x] Have Yuugi throw you at Flandre
-[x] Steer her back to the Festival
(Okay, you guys can bitch and moan about me not choosing the majority this time, but in exchange I’ll tell you guys what that trait you gained was and even allow you to go to the freezer. Nothing good would have happened from giving Flandre alcohol.)
You have an idea.
“Hmm? And what’s that?” Yuugi looks at you with a curious little smile on her face. Not only are you strong, but you act so incredibly different from all the other men she’s been with and she finds that charming…
You tell Yuugi to pick you up and throw you as hard as she can at Flandre.
“What?!” And then you crossed that threshold from charming to insane.
Yeah, but you wonder if she can do it?
“Well…sure. I can sling ya pretty far, so hold on tight.” Yuugi then proceeds to firmly grab you by the back of the neck with one hand (you don’t exactly have a shirt on for her to grab), and the back of your pants with the other.
“Wait, WHAT?!” Val jumps out of your hat and vocally protests how insane and suicidal this plan is, but you keep a firm belief in…your ability to fly?
“Alrighty then…” Yuugi lifts you off the ground.
Wait, what exactly was your reasoning behind getting thrown at Flandre?
“Here…” She starts to spin around slowly with you in her hands. The crowd around you notices the insanity happening before them and forms a large circle around the both of you.
Oh well. You keep your legs completely straight and you spread your arms out like some kind of human plane. Hey, you’re no aerodynamics engineer, but if little girls have the ability to fly around here, then you should too!
“We…” Yuugi begins to spin faster and faster and you begin to pick up speed as well. You feel incredibly nauseated as the feeling is similar to one of those whirligig things you used ride on as a kid in an amusement park. Only several dozen times faster of course.
Val whimpers pitifully as she clings to you with tiny fistfuls of hair and you keep your body rigid as you prepare yourself as best you can for this launch. After all, flying without feathers is not easy; your wings have no feathers. And, well, now that you think about it, you don’t have wings either. Wait, then that would mean…
“GO!!!” Yuugi lets out a mighty roar and slings you as hard as she can at Flandre. Your face is being buffeted by the wind, but you keep your eyes straight onto your target and focus on her with all your heart and soul. Only for a single moment do you glance downwards at the earth below you (and one moment is all that it takes). You’re actually really high off the ground, especially considering that someone just THREW you all the way to this height. You’ve never been this high before (at least, not without aid from a plane) and your heart soars after viewing the spectacular sight of the festival from above. Now that you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return…
Oh yeah, Flandre, right. You were totally hamming it up with quotes back there that you momentarily forgot what you were doing in the first place. You see Bat Flandre a fairly close distance away and closing in fast (can bats really fly up this high?) and you hold your hands out in front of you to catch her. If bats can have a, “what the FUCK?!” look, you’re sure that’s the expression Flandre has on her face as she turns around for one moment (and one moment is all it takes) to see what’s behind her. She locks up in shock at the huge mass of man soaring straight towards her and you manage to catch her by her little bat feet, though to be honest she’s a bat the size of a child, so her feet are probably a little bigger than most bats.
Fuck yeah, you caught her! You have to remember to buy Yuugi another drink as her aiming is impeccable. Flan’s cataleptic state allows you to, somehow, break the laws of physics and gravity as you use her like some kind of twisted hang-glider to guide yourself back to earth. You slowly fall back to earth and you eventually see Yuugi on the ground in the same spot as before with that same huge crowd of people. It looks like you will be able to land somewhere nearby if everything goes smoothly…
Hang on…Is that guy brandishing a knife at Yuugi?
Well, you’ll be damned, he IS holding a knife to Yuugi! She doesn’t look very concerned, but it’s still time for some heroic deeding! You close in with your bat-glider and the crowd spots you and starts cheering, “Joe’s world, he’s the man! Joe’s world, he’s the man!” like some kind of holy chorus, which THEN causes both Yuugi and her assailant to look up at you coming in fast.
“Joe!” Yuugi shouts in happiness as you didn’t face plant several miles away, and you greet her by giving her assailant a Flying-Missile-Flandre-Bat-Hang-Glider-Drop-Kick. The thug, of course, doesn’t see this coming at all and you crush his face with both of your heels. You knock him out and stand heroically over his fallen form after you land on top of him of course. People begin cheering at both you and Yuugi, thinking this to be some kind of show, and you bow in a flair of showmanship. And the best part is, your hat is still magically on your head along with Val! This is almost like the scene from a movie! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQch-lhx0P8&feature=related)
Flandre, after recovering from shock, turns back into a humanoid and you carry her in your arms as she quickly falls asleep from exhaustion. Poor thing must have worn herself out with all that flying…
“Yeah, sure she did.” Yuugi puts her arm around your neck and squeezes tightly. “Thanks for saving me from that drunk, I totally needed your help.”
You roll your eyes at her sarcastic remark, but she suddenly comes up with a good point.
“Hey, what’re you gonna do about that kid?” Yuugi points at Flandre and you guess you’ll take her back to the Scarlet Devil Mansion. You don’t think she’s in any mood to enjoy the festival at this point.
“Aight, cause we can’t have her waking up while we’re having hawt raunchy, victory sex.” Yuugi squeezes you tighter and you slip out of her grip. No Yuugi, you can’t do that.
“Aww, come on. Everyone knows the hero’s supposed to get the girl in the end!” Yuugi seems to be desperately grasping for straws here, but you tell her that she didn’t even need saving in the first place. She sighs deeply and accepts her defeat.
“Fine...I’ll be here if you need me…” Yuugi turns sadly walks towards a bar and grill. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d4C1ZQKmw4). She sits down and orders a burger and a shot of something (strong you bet), and places her head on the counter in sadness. The man at the grill trips and impales a burger on her horn, but she doesn’t move at all. You feel a twang of sorrow as you sympathetically know how lonely she is, but you know she’ll find someone someday. Someone to make her happy…
Oh well, Scarlet Devil Mansion time. You walk towards the mansion and about halfway there, Flandre wakes up and stretches her arms. She looks up at you confusedly and blinks a few times to get the sleep out of her eyes.
“What happened?” She asks you sleepily and yawns to accentuate that fact. You weave a story about how much fun she had at the festival and how she wore herself out playing all sorts of festival games, like…uh…Wheel of fortune! Yeah… You show her the weird green cow doll thing you got her (you grabbed it while hang-gliding, because that was totally relevant to everything at that point) to prove how much fun she has and she accepts it.
You try to place Flandre on the ground, but she clings to you stubbornly and refuses to let go. She only compromises after you offer her a piggy back ride and you carry her all the way to the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Meiling is asleep (again), so you just walk right past her and through the gate, past the courtyard, and into the main lobby of the Mansion.
You are greeted frighteningly quick by Sakuya but oh dear GOD.
“Is something wrong?” Sakuya says while smiling slyly at you. Her skirt is incredibly short, so short in fact that if she were to be in any position other than standing completely straight, you’d be able to see her panties.
Ah, no, uh, of course not, heh. You try to focus on something other than the lower half of her body, like her eyes. Yes, she has nice eyes. Nice, pretty, blue eyes…
Sakuya takes Flandre off of your back (which took quite a bit of convincing), places her on her feet, and bends over to wipe the sand out of Flandre’s eyes. This action gives you an AMAZING view of her ass and what an ass it is.
But goddamn does she have a nice ass…
Sakuya stands straight up again and turns towards you with a raised eyebrow.
“Are you sure nothing’s the matter?” Sakuya asks once again, enjoying all the attention she’s getting from you. Oh no, its nothing, she just has a great ass is all.
EYES, SHE HAS GREAT EYES.
Sakuya puts a hand over her mouth to cover her smile, but nothing you can say will take back what you just said…
“It’s alright. You already told me I had a great ass, remember?” She flicks her hips at you, giving you another flash of her panties and you suddenly remember what you said. Damn, you transformed Sakuya from a perfect and elegant maid, into a cocktease. You’re not sure how you feel about that…
Never mind that! You ask her to see Remilia and agrees, but not before taking Flandre to her room. She leaves you standing there, but is back within the instant she leaves your sight. She then approaches you, bows, then turns around and leads you to yet another unfamiliar branch of the mansion. Godammit, how large is the place?! You also can’t help but notice the curves of Sakuya’s legs as you follow her from behind, all the way up to the top of her thighs and the bottom of her curvy buttocks…
NO, EYES FORWARD.
STOP looking down…
“We’re here.” Sakuya abruptly stops and you bump into her from behind. She gives out a startled yelp as you accidentally press yourself against her. You quickly apologize, and she opens the great double doors before you and stands to the side. You don’t dare look at her face after all that and you just quickly walk into the room.
The throne room, you should say.
It’s a huge, lavishly decorated room with a red carpet leading all the way into the room to the opposite side of you, up a slight staircase, and ending at the foot of a huge throne with a little girl sitting in it. This little girl is, of course, Remilia and she sits in a comfortable, yet unlady like position, swirling a glass of red wine and looking at it quite bored. She doesn’t notice you enter (the room is huge, and the walk towards the throne is quite a long distance away) until you’re several dozen feet away. She quickly adjusts herself, holds the glass properly, and gives you a surprised look.
“Well, I didn’t expect you to be back so quickly. Something go wrong?” Remilia looks at you with no hint of sarcasm or familiarity in her voice. Apparently this is serious business for her…
Nope, mission accomplished.
“Then why are you back so early?” Remilia continues to interrogate you with suspicion in her eyes.
She wore herself out. She can’t see the festival if she’s sleeping.
“Hmm…Sakuya?” Remilia calls out for her servant and, before you even realize it, Sakuya stands right next to her master and bows her head in servitude.
“Is Flandre asleep in her room?” Remilia doesn’t even look up at her servant, who responds, “Yes, she’s quite exhausted from tonight’s events. She must have really tired herself out.”
Remilia then gives you a warm smile and says, “Forgive me for not believing what you said, this really means a lot to me.”
Well, ah, its no problem but, just out of curiosity, how do you feel about Sakuya?
“Sakuya? What about her?” Remilia asks curiously.
Oh you know, how she’s wearing such a short skirt and all…
“I care not what she does, so long as she serves me obediently.”
Ah, okay… now about that reward…
“Ah yes, the reward…” Remilia takes the glass up to her lips and sips a bit before continuing (you have a bad feeling from the way she sips that wine…it IS wine, right?), “I could tell you where Yukari is, but wouldn’t you rather work for me instead of seeking vengeance?”
Nope, gotta kill Yukari, then you’ll live happily ever after with Yuuka.
“Ah, but your services will be of great use to the Scarlet family. I’ll give you a career as Flandre’s caretaker as you seem to be the only one other than Sakuya who can handle her successfully (heh…), and you’ll be given the power over the other fairy maids in the mansion, but you‘ll still be under Sakuya of course. If you work hard enough, I’ll allow you to personally tend to my whims and become my butler.” She takes another sip from her wine glass, “I’ve always wanted a butler…”
Well, you’d rather stay with Yuuka…
“Hmm, unfortunately, I cannot take Yuuka in. I’ve invited her here once for a tea party and all the guests fled from her immediately, including all of my servants except Sakuya.” She leans back, ever so slightly, and continues.
“Well,” She giggles softly, “You may have the illusion of choice, but you are fated to serve me.” You can faintly see a red aura pour out of her and engulf you in its power, twisting and warping your mind to whatever she sees fit. You struggle, but you find yourself slowly succumbing to her will. You threaten Remilia that Yuuka won’t let her get away with this…!
“Don’t worry. I won’t do anything to harm your precious Yuuka. She’ll simply find someone else to love dearly.”
You visibly blanch at that remark and struggle harder against the red aura. Well, Yukari won’t let her get away with this!
“Yukari won’t dare touch you once you’re under my protection. You shall know the power of the Scarlet Devil soon enough…”
[x] “Die monster! You don’t belong in this world!”
[x] CHARISMA DUEL
[x] Submit like a coward
[x]Go back and open that freezer.
(And the trait you got from the wheel is the spell eater trait. You now have a taste for anything magical and can gain abilities from eating them...Like spell books for example)