Do a think about a 2hu Anonymous 2021/10/05 (Tue) 22:07 No. 24912 ▼ 
I don't think I've seen a single Gamera joke about Yachie. That's unfortunate, because >dragon-turtle
What dumb/inane thoughts have you had about 2hus lately, anon? Or just thoughts about 2hus and such in general are cool, too.
Anonymous 2021/10/05 (Tue) 23:24 No. 24916 ▼ I want China meido because Meiling a cute
Anonymous 2021/10/05 (Tue) 23:55 No. 24918 ▼ I've been thinking a lot about the smells in Gensokyo. It's not something that gets described often in stories and it's a pretty important part about how we perceive the world. I think that Sannyo would smell pretty good, since she would likely apply various fragrances and oils just as her normal routine, regardless of the tobacco.
>>24916 I think the china dress is better than a maid outfit.
Anonymous 2021/10/06 (Wed) 00:37 No. 24919 ▼ >>24918 w-what do you think Meiling's worn china dress smells like
Anonymous 2021/10/06 (Wed) 01:01 No. 24921 ▼ >>24918 Youkai Mountain tobaccy probably has some kinda 'special' smell to it to start. Maybe something a bit spearmint-y? Something that evokes mountain mist. Something 'bewitching' to the senses.
That said, you're probably right that she is perfumed up. Fits the courtesan image. I wish I knew more about that stuff.
I wish someone would write Sannyo.
Anonymous 2021/10/06 (Wed) 01:48 No. 24923 ▼ 
>>24919 I would say that it's likely earthy, almost damp and with a hint of chlorophyll. She's a gardener and physically active; after a long day the perspiration would make the aforementioned smells a little sharper and almost bring out slightly sour notes. After a bath or early in the morning, however, probably she and her dress smell lovely and vaguely of green tea.
>>24921 I think it's likely a deep scent, with a touch of sweetness, not unlike a hookah with rose-petal-flavored tobacco. But, if you want to evoke mountain mist, it might then be light and with a little bit of conifer—in other words the clean and pleasant smell of Japanese cedar or
sugi.
Anonymous 2021/10/06 (Wed) 01:54 No. 24924 ▼ 
>>24919 I'm going to be honest: this image
>>24923 reminds me that the answer is actually "food". It's going to overpower everything else, especially if any broth was involved.
Anonymous 2021/10/06 (Wed) 02:47 No. 24925 ▼ >>24923 >rose-petal-flavoured tobacco hold up, that's a thing? Wild. And probably disgusting.
Got no idea what a Japanese cedar smells like, though. I barely remember what roses or tobacco smell like. Maybe I wouldn't even recognise them if I did smell them. ...I've been isolated for too long.
Anyway, chili oil and sweat are acceptable.
Anonymous 2021/10/06 (Wed) 05:04 No. 24926 ▼ Random thought: If every 2hu had to participate in a talent show who would win?
Seija would be kicked out at the first episode bet, due to refusing to play or doing something controversial.
Anonymous 2021/10/06 (Wed) 06:40 No. 24927 ▼ >>24926 I dunno, given the breadth of the entire cast of 2hus, I think there'd have to be some focused criteria to narrow that one down. There's a lot of characters to choose from.
The lazy meme answer is, of course, along the lines of "Yukari manipulates the boundary between winning and losing and takes the prize."
Anonymous 2021/10/06 (Wed) 06:45 No. 24928 ▼ >>24923 Speaking of mountain mist suddenly reminds me that I've travelled halfway around the world and yet I've never knowingly been on or even near a mountain. Feels kinda shit.
Anonymous 2021/10/06 (Wed) 06:46 No. 24929 ▼ >>24926 Given the co-operation of enough 2hus, Eirin could probably
design a performance calculated to be most impressive—she's done something similar before—but whether it could actually happen is another matter entirely.
Anonymous 2021/10/06 (Wed) 22:11 No. 24942 ▼ >>24926 Satori shows up, smugfaces, judges give her 11/10, winrar
ezpz
Anonymous 2021/10/07 (Thu) 10:43 No. 24944 ▼ >>24926 Satori shows up, smugfaces, threatens judges with innocent-sounding words, judges start shooting her, she gets 0/10.
Anonymous 2021/10/07 (Thu) 12:41 No. 24945 ▼ Fine, how about the opposite then: How would a 2hu get eliminated.
Shikieiki ignored the invite and didn't tell Komachi about it.
Marisa steals the script of the show and gets eliminated.
Medicine throws out poison everywhere once she sees humans are part of the onlookers.
Anonymous 2021/10/07 (Thu) 12:47 No. 24946 ▼ >>24945 Obviously by not having a good enough hat.
Anonymous 2021/10/07 (Thu) 15:09 No. 24947 ▼ 
>>24945 >Be Sumireko >Make it onto the first round of America's Got Talent >Don't_fuck_up.jpg >Start off strong >Use last word >Beam of light smashes through roof >Blows apart stage >Blows apart judges >Blows apart talent show >Disqualified because whole season is cancelled >Should have tried levitating instead Anonymous 2021/10/07 (Thu) 16:55 No. 24949 ▼ >>24918 I want Sannyo to blow smoke in my face and tell me I'm making her pipe taste bad with my distasteful behaviour after accusing the dice-rolling guy of cheating and ruining my winning streak.
>>24945 Jo'on tries to bribe the judges and gets told to piss off.
Anonymous 2021/10/07 (Thu) 18:51 No. 24950 ▼ 
>>24947 >Be Reimu >Get invited to some show > Not interested. > Food is for free and there is price money > There is a fire in my heart.jpg > Get to place, bunch of other people here too. >All those chumps be from my neighbourhood > Gotta show your talent and have the crowd go yay or something. > First opponent is that curse Goddess. > She starts spinning in place super fast, and dolls fly next to her. >Crowd is impressed. >They like that then this is easy for me. >Pick up Yin Yang Orbs and have them spin too. > My balls shine with an divine power. > Throw Fantasy Heaven at Spin 2 to Win loser. > She gets yeeted to the ground hard, instant KO. >Celebrate my win yay! have theme song play > Why are you booing me? >What do you mean I'm getting arrested for assault!? >This contest is bullshit. > I want my money, or get a taste of my balls too! Anonymous 2021/10/10 (Sun) 23:21 No. 24965 ▼ Is that thing on top of Misumaru's head a dragon gem thing? If so, why doesn't Momoyo try to eat it?
Anonymous 2021/10/11 (Mon) 00:10 No. 24966 ▼ >>24965 She probably wanted to and is the reason why Misumaru hides in a corner while you fight Momoyo.
Anonymous 2021/10/11 (Mon) 03:41 No. 24968 ▼ I've always wanted to roll up next to some 2hus and just overhear their conversations. What are they thinking about that day? What do they like to talk about when they're just hanging out? Do they joke? Get philosophical? Gossip about people in their lives! Tell dumb stories?
Sure, fugging your favourite 2hu sounds all cool, but it ain't happening, let's face it. Being friends is probably impossible, too. Might as well get some enjoyment out of a brief, contextless exchange about pieces of their life you'll never have full knowledge of.
...I still wanna share a drink with Yuugi, though.
Anonymous 2021/10/11 (Mon) 04:35 No. 24969 ▼ Funny enough, a lot of hus seem like they would be totally chill with just talking if they're not busy. Reisen venting about her workplace. Marisa discussing the latest experiment that blew up. Meiling talking about what she does with her time in front of the gate. Hell, I'd imagine it's easy to get Yuuka to ramble on about botany for hours. I wonder how many characters would actually go to the village for food and drink, and just stop to talk with other villagers.
Anonymous 2021/10/11 (Mon) 15:03 No. 24970 ▼ 
I worked out a way for Gensokyo to get its salt that makes sense, has historical precedent, and isn't just "Yukari did it."
I'm not telling any of you.
Anonymous 2021/10/11 (Mon) 16:21 No. 24971 ▼ 
>>24970 Tell us now or I'll make the inchling shoot
Anonymous 2021/10/11 (Mon) 18:17 No. 24972 ▼ >>24969 Villagers, maybe.
Maybe. I doubt they'd have much to say to outsiders.
Especially the average THP anon.
>>24970 Get off it. It wasn't your gran's arse sweat.
Anonymous 2021/10/11 (Mon) 20:06 No. 24973 ▼ >>24970 We have a pre-established mine and only need one gas mask, I can do the math, anon.
Anonymous 2021/10/12 (Tue) 14:09 No. 24975 ▼ Alright I'll tell you all, there's a norwegian folk tale about fairy tale bullshit and also a hand mill or something that can make things you wish for. It winds up stuck on salt at the bottom of the ocean.
Anonymous 2021/10/12 (Tue) 16:27 No. 24976 ▼ What does that even have to do with Gensokyo
Anonymous 2021/10/12 (Tue) 16:48 No. 24977 ▼ >>24976 Don't you see, anon.
It's all connected. You just have to look at the facts, man!
Anonymous 2021/10/12 (Tue) 19:46 No. 24978 ▼ >>24976 Well the folk tale eventually migrated to japan along with several others, still through the oral tradition, but mostly we already have a pair of vampires living in gensokyo, so is it so hard to believe that at some point they fished a magic mill out of the ocean to make the place more self reliant?
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>>24973 is disinfo
>>24975 is disinfo
>>24978 is disinfo
They don't want you to know this, and they'll probably be coming for me after this post hits the board, but I'm gonna drop you the TRUTH, right here, even if I have to suffer for it.
Gensokyo gets its salt from
evaporating vast gallons of fairy sweat.
Anonymous 2021/10/14 (Thu) 00:12 No. 24980 ▼ Anonymous 2021/10/14 (Thu) 06:19 No. 24982 ▼ I had a dream involving rats and it only made me wish there was more Naz.
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>>24982 We would also like more Nazrin.
Anonymous 2021/10/14 (Thu) 16:53 No. 24984 ▼ Anonymous 2021/10/14 (Thu) 20:46 No. 24985 ▼ >>24984 I want kot gang to stay so that rat gang would leave my granary alone.
Anonymous 2021/10/14 (Thu) 21:03 No. 24986 ▼ >>24985 Doggo Gang will dab on Kot Gang
Anonymous 2021/10/17 (Sun) 22:35 No. 24992 ▼ 
>>24918 >five signs of decay [五衰] (go-sui): Also, five types of decay. Five signs of decline displayed by heavenly beings when their lives are about to end. These signs differ according to the sutras. The Nirvana Sutra describes these five: (1) their clothes become soiled, (2) the flowers on their heads wither, (3) their bodies become dirty and smell bad, (4) they sweat under the armpits, and (5) they do not feel happy, wherever they may be. do NOT imagine it
Anonymous 2021/10/17 (Sun) 22:53 No. 24993 ▼ Anonymous 2021/10/20 (Wed) 00:41 No. 24994 ▼ Where are the stories depicting the River Frog/Mountain Monkey rivalry, hmmmm?
Anonymous 2021/10/20 (Wed) 01:32 No. 24995 ▼ >>24994 Behind a curtain waiting for you to write them.
Anonymous 2021/10/20 (Wed) 01:54 No. 24996 ▼ >>24995 I've got nothing of interest to write and that's a really vague premise to base anything off of, so not it.
Anonymous 2021/10/20 (Wed) 13:25 No. 24997 ▼ d-do you think if someone drums Raiko's cheeks she'd like it?
asking for a friend haha
Anonymous 2021/10/20 (Wed) 14:16 No. 24998 ▼ >>24997 Do you think if they're drummed they make a timpani sound, thus allowing you to play out the Chunky Kong portion of the DK rap on her ass?
Anonymous 2021/10/20 (Wed) 14:45 No. 24999 ▼ >>24998 Nah, they obviously make that '80s synth tom sound you hear in every Italo disco track.
Anonymous 2021/10/20 (Wed) 15:37 No. 25000 ▼ >>24997 >ywn play In The Air Tonight's drum breakdown on Raiko's asscheeks liberame from this jigoku
Anonymous 2021/10/21 (Thu) 04:07 No. 25001 ▼ >>24996 On a serious note, why not write about the events leading up to or directly after the Kappa/Yamawaro split? There isn't much lore, so you can make up your own interpretation of events. You can write OCs, which makes it easier to write a story without worrying about sticking to canon depictions of characters. Plus, since the Kappa/Yamawaro both live on Youkai Mountain, whichever characters we follow will be able to interact with other 2hus. The story won't be isolated to your OCs, which makes the story more interesting.
Anonymous 2021/10/21 (Thu) 12:43 No. 25002 ▼ >>25001 Did I hear someone say Romeo and Juliet remake?
Anonymous 2021/10/21 (Thu) 14:15 No. 25004 ▼ >>25001 This feels like a discussion for
>>/gensokyo/16317 if you actually have any strong feeling about such a thing.
Personally, I already have one story that I'm having a hard time writing and don't need another.
Anonymous 2021/10/25 (Mon) 09:05 No. 25005 ▼ File
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If you have a week to convince a touhou to live with you, which touhou would you choose and why?
- Sent from my Gap
Anonymous 2021/10/25 (Mon) 09:45 No. 25006 ▼ The one Potato Goddess so I can have free food and maybe start a better harvest moon life on easy mode.
Or Hina if I feel like playing life on hard mode.
Chimata maybe since I like how she looks and she can get me money via marketing stuff.
On second thought those are all pretty bland and selfish reasons so I doubt they'd want to live with me.
Anonymous 2021/10/25 (Mon) 09:47 No. 25007 ▼ >>25005 Inb4 the actual touhou does come to your house.
Y
ukari is so pranky prankster Except not, just some writer decided to write a story with that premise.
Anonymous 2021/10/25 (Mon) 10:44 No. 25008 ▼ >>25005 Aside from my award-winning personality, the only thing I have to offer is being a good cook but do not have the financial stability to support another person. So I don't think I could persuade any of them.
Anonymous 2021/10/25 (Mon) 11:43 No. 25009 ▼ >>25008 Shion's perfect for you anon.
All she wants is food and you're going to be poor regardless of who you take in, so might as well go with the 2hu that won't mind.
Anonymous 2021/10/25 (Mon) 13:49 No. 25010 ▼ >>25009 Why would she want to live with me when she has Tenshi?
Anonymous 2021/10/25 (Mon) 14:08 No. 25011 ▼ Because canonically, she's no longer stuck with Tenshi because she went back to Jo'on. Jo'on wouldn't mind leaving her with you. She's all yours!
Anonymous 2021/10/25 (Mon) 18:31 No. 25012 ▼ >>25005 It would be Nitori. Being able to see outside world technology and the ocean makes it one of the easiest sells, not to mention the way kappas don't particularly get along with each other might mean less of an attachment to others in Gensokyo compared to other choices. I wouldn't want her to never be able to see Gensokyo again though.
Anonymous 2021/10/26 (Tue) 02:36 No. 25013 ▼ >>25005 Ran, I've been needing an upgrade and I can afford the electricity bill. Or tofu, whichever is cheaper.
Anonymous 2021/11/02 (Tue) 20:58 No. 25019 ▼ 
New thought came up in another story: who would be the best at telling jokes?
Bonus: who probably has the best one liners?
Anonymous 2021/11/02 (Tue) 21:54 No. 25020 ▼ >>25019 Japanese humor is pretty different (and not very good in my opinion) so no clue.
Anonymous 2021/11/02 (Tue) 22:39 No. 25021 ▼ Anonymous 2021/11/02 (Tue) 22:49 No. 25022 ▼ >>25020 >not liking puns and "ha ha bonk" slapstick smh fampai
Anonymous 2021/11/03 (Wed) 14:47 No. 25023 ▼ I'd guess Mamizou might be good at em, though she'd like the equivalent of japanese dad jokes bet.
Marisa might know some good ones, Remilia is super charismatic so she too.
Kogasa is a joke too, but in a sad way.
Suwako and Kanako and Sanea might know some jokes too I guess. (I've seen lots of comedy doujins about em).
I'd say if you want jokes then go seek the aid of some fairies.
Though Clownpiece might see Arson as a funny joke so be careful.
Anonymous 2021/11/04 (Thu) 05:42 No. 25024 ▼ Youmu and Yuyuko are the funniest characters in Touhou.
Their entire scenario in IN is great as its just 6 stages of Yuyuko having fun at Youmu's expense.
Anonymous 2021/12/06 (Mon) 18:39 No. 25034 ▼ Yuuma hasn't been drawn as Shaun the Sheep yet. Curious.
Anonymous 2021/12/10 (Fri) 02:02 No. 25037 ▼ >>25034 Probably just no Welsh touhou fans who can draw.
