HEY YOU FUCKSTICKS, WE REALLY NEED A FUCKING REISEN ROUTE.
Oh, what? You like Reisen, too? WELL WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING VOTE FOR HER YOU GOD DAMN BONOBOS OF AN AUDIENCE?
YEAH, I'M TALKING TO YOU. You have one job in this here story. I expect you to fucking do it. Now, go and vote for the right choice, faggots. No, don't give me that smug fucking look. Don't you fucking dare. Yeah, you suck your bottom lip right back in and get back to reading, YOU DUMB INGRATES.
_________________________
Reisen ducks underneath the table, dodging your prodding glances. She keeps herself still but makes no attempt to hide her quickly reddening cheeks. The rabbit's ears wilt considerably, drooping low enough to brush against her disheveled, purple hair. Her usual shirt-and-tie attire is missing, replaced by a short cut kimono. A fake satin flower rests over the side of her ears – her human ears. “Is...” she whispers, “is it all true? They weren't lying to me?”
“Now, why would they lie about that?” You murmur gently, coaxing Reisen out from underneath the furniture. The place is messy; a full two years of absence would do that, though. A thin line of dust coated everything but the mirrors, which, for obvious reasons, remain impeccable. You put your mind away from the thought of cleansing the place – it would be absolutely impossible. “Would I be here if they lied to you?”
Reisen lowers her head, resting against the frame of the table. She opens her mouth, but the words that come out are inaudible. The girl realizes this and repeats herself, just a little more loudly. “Yes,” she says. “Yes, you would. Unfortunately, that is precisely the person you are.”
“I do not know how to respond to that.”
Your reply is left unanswered. Reisen makes no attempt to clear herself from beneath the table. You inch your hand toward her, but ultimately retract it. She would merely shy away if you made such brash a move.
“But, if you believe them now, then why are you still running away?” you ask.
“It's for a completely different reason, now!” Reisen Udongein Inaba lifts herself up, or at least attempts to – before striking her head against the underbelly of the table. And so, she decides to squirm, weep, and spit out varying degrees of “fuck” over the newly crested bump on her head. “And, god this hurts, don't you laugh at that!”
You drop your growing smile and cover your mouth with your hand. “I–pmffffht–do not fi-hahaah-nd that funny in the slightest. At all.”
That'll convince Reisen.
A bullet whirls past you, inches away from your face. It didn't. Reisen, slight tears in her eyes, has a look on her face that you don't quite understand. There's been a whole lot of that lately: things you don't quite understand. But the good news is that she has exited the tablegrounds.
The rabbit's entire face is now glowing pink. “I understand that I have no rational reason to be angry, but to that I say, fuck being rational.”
You wait patiently until Reisen traces the rest of your figure with her bullets. Thankfully, the bullets are ephemeral. Every bullet disappears in a fit of purple smoke – a wisp of what once could have splattered your brains out. After she is finished, you speak. “Then, what is your reason for running?”
Reisen breathes. It is a full-breath. “It's-because-I-realized-I-love-you-and-as-you-know-I-am-very-bad-with-dealing-with-my-emotions-and-how-do-I-tell-you-that-in-a-way-that-someone-as-st
upid-as-you-might-understand-I-don't-know-okay?”
You, after careful consideration, approach Reisen by one half-step. “I'm sorry,” you say, “but could you repeat that? That was a little too fast for me.”
“I hate you– wait, no! What I mean to say is that I don't hate you at all but as of right now I'm voicing my current displeasure at your own stupidity at this moment in time! In fact, my general disposition is mostly the opposite, exceptions being when you annoy me to no end! Just–just, give me a moment.” Reisen inhales and exhales, pacing back and forth in a perfectly straight line. She turns. “The point is, despite my terrible use of the English language, I love you. I figured it out kinda on the way here. I kept chasing you and chasing you, wanting you to come back, hanging onto the word of that dumb bunny who has only lied to me since the day I met her. Pretty stupid of me. When you found me, all I could do was run. But, uh, what I'm trying to say that is I love you and that brings us to the next question, which is, um... do you love me?”
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
No. 188623
File 146442852592.png- (446.67KB , 700x1000 , bunbunsuit.png ) [iqdb] ![]() [X] Yes |
No. 188624
[X] Yes |
No. 188625
[x] No |
No. 188626
>>188625 |
No. 188627
[X] Yes |
No. 188629
[X] Yes |
No. 188630
Screw you writefag, you can't tell me what to do. |
No. 188631
File 14644314505.gif- (1.98MB , 400x300 , never.gif ) [iqdb] ![]() [x]What? No. I've just been trying to get you to introduce me to the Princess. |
No. 188632
File 146443148727.png- (400.63KB , 1150x874 , terudonge OTP.png ) [iqdb] ![]() [x] No |
No. 188633
>>188622 |
No. 188634
>>188622 |
No. 188635
>>188633 |
No. 188636
>>188635 |
No. 188637
>>188636 |
No. 188638
[X] Yes |
No. 188639
[Yes] |
No. 188642
[X] No |
No. 188643
[X] YES |
No. 188645
[X]No |
No. 188647
[x] Silent hug |
No. 188649
[x] bunny girl adult route? |
No. 188652
Does it count as a Reisen route if Reisen was the main character? Because if it does, Reisen got her route in Favors Owed >157288. She hooked up with Sanae and they even had an H scene. |
No. 188653
>>188652 |
No. 188654
File 14644497883.jpg- (13.96KB , 128x199 , no way in hell.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() [No] No |
No. 188656
[X] Yes |
No. 188657
File 14644542119.jpg- (660.44KB , 1240x800 , 1353622605031.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() Wait she got a route! In that story where she made a deal with the fairies! With... who? Fuck, I can't remember. All I know is that it wasn't that fucking scumbag gardener. |
No. 188659
[x] No |
No. 188660
[X] No |
No. 188661
[X] No |
No. 188664
[X] Yes |
No. 188666
[X] No |
No. 188667
[X] Yes |
No. 188668
[x] No |
No. 188669
[x] Y E S |
No. 188670
[X] Yes |
No. 188672
[X] No sorry I thought you were the other Reisen |
No. 188673
Just as a reminder, try not to votespam. |
No. 188674
[X] Yes |
No. 188675
[x] No |
No. 188676
[X] Yes |
No. 188681
[x] What is "love"? |
No. 188682
IT'S TIED YOU PIECES OF SHITS. HOW IN THE FUCK DID YOU MESS THIS UP. YOU FUCKWITS ARE TEEEEERRRRRRIBLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
No. 188683
>>188682 |
No. 188684
[X]confess your undying love as dramatically as possible, preferably with a thousand volcanoes exploding in the distance, because that's really fucking romantic |
No. 188686
[X]No. |
No. 188687
>>188686 |
No. 188688
>>188686 |
No. 188689
>>188688 |
No. 188690
So out of sheer curiosity, I decided to tally up the votes. |
No. 188691
File 146448688891.gif- (183.31KB , 470x262 , choo choo.gif ) [iqdb] ![]() >>188690 |
No. 188692
>>188690 |
No. 188693
>>188692 |
No. 188694
File 146448755185.png- (382.15KB , 630x750 , TRY AGAIN.png ) [iqdb] ![]() You focus your attention to the nearest potted plant. The fern is still alive, much to your chagrin. And not only is it alive, but it is bustling. It has outgrown the pot and has decided to expand elsewhere – towards the couch. You keep your eyes trained on that plant, wary of Reisen's frantic glances at you. |
No. 188695
[X] No |
No. 188696
>>188694 |
No. 188697
File 146448794647.jpg- (45.23KB , 538x318 , no.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() >>188694 |
No. 188698
[x] Maybe. I'm on the fence. I think some hot make-outs and maybe some wild sex would help me decide. |
No. 188699
[x] No |
No. 188700
[x] NO |
No. 188701
[x] yes |
No. 188702
[x] NO |
No. 188704
[X] YES |
No. 188705
[X] No |
No. 188706
[Non] Nein. |
No. 188711
[x] No |
No. 188712
[X] YES |
No. 188713
[x] No |
No. 188714
[X] YES |
No. 188715
File 146449168736.jpg- (18.57KB , 392x294 , no thank you.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() [x] No |
No. 188716
[X] Yes |
No. 188717
[x] No |
No. 188721
[x] No |
No. 188723
File 146449839687.jpg- (81.51KB , 800x544 , Sagume would make a great protagonist.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() You see, this is why you manipulate the voters. Starting a story in the middle just doesn't work that well; we aren't attached to her in the least as an individual. Maybe people like Reisen, but we don't know what this Reisen is like. |
No. 188724
[x] YES |
No. 188725
>>188723 |
No. 188726
>>188725 |
No. 188727
>>188723 |
No. 188729
File 146450058330.jpg- (41.91KB , 450x600 , MOON-BUNNY OR BUST.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() [X] YES |
No. 188730
[x] No |
No. 188733
[x] No |
No. 188734
File 146450395699.jpg- (316.28KB , 850x813 , this scene again.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() No? What do you mean, no? LOOK, HERE. I COULDN'T BE ANY MORE OBVIOUS. DO YOU SEE THE BOLDED, ITALICIZED, AND UNDERLINED HINTS? HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU DOUBLE-FAGGOTS? ARE YOU JUST SPEWING WORDS ONTO A FRILLY-FRILLY-MAGICAL-GIRLS IMAGEBOARD WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A SINGLE COHERENT THOUGHT? |
No. 188735
ˣ ᶰᵒ |
No. 188736
>>188734 |
No. 188737
[x] No |
No. 188738
File 146450486111.png- (597.33KB , 700x1000 , 37868f3e5abfd8ce6ce59dfa98df0dfa.png ) [iqdb] ![]() ˣ ᶰᵒ |
No. 188739
>>188734 |
No. 188740
>>188734 |
No. 188741
[x] YES |
No. 188742
[x] YES |
No. 188743
ˣ ᶰᵒ |
No. 188744
This thread is full of faggotry and autism. As I see it, this is because some people feel the need to have a Reisen route even though she already sorta had one before in Favors Owed. Hence, to prevent further faggotry and autism I have decided to choose the responsible option. |
No. 188745
[X] Yes |
No. 188746
[x] yes |
No. 188747
ˣ ᶰᵒ |
No. 188751
[x] YES |
No. 188757
ˣ ᶰᵒ |
No. 188759
ˣ ᶰᵒ |
No. 188760
>>188744 |
No. 188761
>>188760 |
No. 188762
[X] NO |
No. 188763
ˣ ᶰᵒ |
No. 188764
ˣ ᶰᵒ |
No. 188765
[x] NO. |
No. 188769
>>188760 |
No. 188771
Moral...? Is that you? |
No. 188776
ˣ ᶰᵒ |
No. 188777
[X] Yes |
No. 188779
[X] Yes |
No. 188780
ˣ ᶰᵒ |
No. 188781
[x] YES |
No. 188783
File 146456031257.png- (827.41KB , 800x1000 , what.png ) [iqdb] ![]() Really? Really now? Just when I thought you shitstains couldn't get any lower, surprise, you fucking got me. I can't even bring myself to full-caps anymore EXCEPT WHENEVER I THINK THAT YOU'RE ALL FUCKING FAGGOTS, WHICH IS ALL THE TIME |
No. 188784
[] YE- NO |
No. 188785
[x] Purple |
No. 188787
[X] Yes |
No. 188788
[X] Ye-e-es-s |
No. 188790
>>188783 |
No. 188791
[X] Yes |
No. 188792
[x] NO |
No. 188793
[X] Yes |
No. 188794
[x] P u r p l e |
No. 188796
[x] No |
No. 188798
[x] Yes |
No. 188799
>>188783 |
No. 188800
[X] Purple is the color of the hair of the woman that I feel a certain unspecified emotion for. |
No. 188801
[x] No |
No. 188802
[x] No |
No. 188804
File 146456430124.jpg- (32.62KB , 617x462 , fuck you.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() [x] No! |
No. 188805
[X] yes |
No. 188806
[x] Yes |
No. 188807
[X] No |
No. 188808
[X] No |
No. 188810
>>188783 |
No. 188811
Alright. You know what? Fuck this. I'm out. I'm dropping this story. Good bye, you fucks. I don't care anymore. You win. |
No. 188812
>>188811 |
No. 188813
>>188811 |
No. 188814
>>188812 |
No. 188818
File 14645856831.jpg- (181.47KB , 850x1206 , ~.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() Reisen ducks underneath the table, dodging your prodding glances. She keeps herself still but makes no attempt to hide her quickly reddening cheeks. The rabbit's ears wilt considerably, drooping low enough to brush against her disheveled, purple hair. Her usual shirt-and-tie attire is missing, replaced by a short cut kimono. A fake satin flower rests over the side of her ears – her human ears. SHE IS UNMISTAKABLY PRETTY. SO PRETTY THAT YOU COULD SAY YES TO HER IF SHE CONFESSED TO YOU. “Is...” she whispers, “is it all true? They weren't lying to me?” |
No. 188819
>>188818 |
No. 188820
File 146458658929.jpg- (157.35KB , 637x358 , we stanley now.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() [X] Yes |
No. 188824
>>188818 |
No. 188825
[x] No |
No. 188826
[X] "Of course I love you. But like a sister" |
No. 188827
[x] Yes |
No. 188829
[X] "Of course I love you. But like a big sister" |
No. 188830
[x] Yes |
No. 188831
[x] Yes |
No. 188833
[X]I smell toast. |
No. 188836
[x] No |
No. 188839
[X] "Of course I love you. But like a sister" |
No. 188840
[X] "Of course I love you. But like a sister" |
No. 188844
[x] Yes |
No. 188845
[x] Yes |
No. 188846
[x] No |
No. 188847
[x] Yes |
No. 188848
[x] No. |
No. 188851
[x] No |
No. 188854
[X] No |
No. 188855
Votes called. Yes wins. Writing now. |
No. 188856
Mobile phone noposting~ |
No. 188857
>>188855 |
No. 188858
>>188855 |
No. 188859
Jesus fucking Christ people. I turn my back for all of two seconds and you guys get us locked on worst bunny route. |
No. 188866
Oh for fucks sakes. Really? Well great, now the story's gonna end. Good job folks. |
No. 188868
Hakutaku matchmaking gaems |
No. 188869
File 146466175247.png- (399.06KB , 600x800 , and her.png ) [iqdb] ![]() Your cheeks flare. The rabbit's looking at you from the side, clutching at your shirt ever so gently. She pulls you in a little closer and waits expectantly for your answer. You didn't expect her to be blushing so hard, but she is. And here you are. |
No. 188870
>>188869 |
No. 188871
File 146466371270.png- (560.97KB , 1631x1274 , name.png ) [iqdb] ![]() A flash of light blinds you. You put a hand up to your eyes to shield yourself. You hear many sounds, most of which you cannot distinguish. They clutter into a rather abrasive melody of screeching low notes and trilling high notes. Your hands move from shielding your eyes to covering your ears. But amidst the cacophony you hear something very particular. It's the sound of a lock clicking open. |
No. 188874
[x] I've never wanted a story. My one true desire is a happy normal Reisen. |
No. 188877
[x] New Game Plus |
No. 188878
>>188877 |
No. 188879
>>188878 |
No. 188882
>>188878 |
No. 188883
>>188877 |
No. 188884
>>188878 |
No. 188885
Thank you for reading. |
No. 188886
>>188885 |
No. 188888
>>188885 |
No. 188889
By the way, the original idea was here in the idea exchange thread. >>/gensokyo/14229 |
No. 188891
>>188889 |
No. 188892
File 146468106917.jpg- (16.89KB , 350x200 , doot doo-doo doooooo.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() The only disappointment I have in all of this is that after seeing |
No. 188893
>>188889 |
No. 188901
>>188889 |
No. 188913
File 146472558410.jpg- (48.98KB , 600x525 , take it easy.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() >>188901 |
No. 188914
File 146472695587.gif- (13.56KB , 256x192 , Popcorn.gif ) [iqdb] ![]() Pic related was me the whole time. |
No. 188915
File 146473512750.jpg- (235.04KB , 1370x1081 , 1460061537623.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() Excellent meta work. |
No. 188953
>>188893 |
No. 188958
>>188893 |