YAF !nmVOHsTRd. 2008/05/21 (Wed) 11:02 No. 7694 ▼
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Scanning the crowd, you notice the girl that was dancing with Momizi. Ahdan... Damn, with a name like that, she's got to have a difficult life.
Looking around frantically, she seems to be looking for someone.
Hm, why not..."
Walking up to her, you greet her with a wave.
"You again. I'm kinda busy."
"Ahdan, I thought--"
"You're doin it wrong."
She points a finger at you.
"Ma name. You're saying it wrong. The accent's on 'N', not 'A'. Adahn. Like this."
"Adahn. Sure, got it. Who're ya looking for?"
"Momizi. She's gone off somewhere."
"I didn't see her."
"Then outta my way, I have to--"
"Everyone!" Remilia shouts "Are you ready? Let's begin!"
The band starts playing.
"Damn." Adahn whispers a curse. "I'm too slow."
"Adahn, let's dance."
"What?" she didn't hear you, it seems.
Stepping back, you bow.
"Shall we dance?"
"What are you, dense?"
"Nah, I'm just asking you for a dance. We could as well, since we're already here."
"Ghh... Okay, let it be. Don't get too touchy though."
She places her hands on your shoulders, bringing her body closer to yours. Not sure what to do, you just grab her waist.
"Hey, it tickles."
"A bit lower."
All the guests fall silent as the band lead starts singing.
Should stay ...
I would only be in your waaaaaay ...
So I'll go ...
But I know...
I'll think of you every step of ...
You feel Adahn urging you to move. Obeying her, you being to slowly spin around. This looks more like two highschoolers in a disco more than a dance, but it should suffice. She's kinda short, her face is on the level of your chest.
Love yooooooooou~, oohh
Love yooooooooou~ ...
My darling you ...
She doesn't look up. Only carefully observes your feet moving around in this little spinning dance. Damn, you're getting embarassed. This is not how it should look. Not only your dance looks pathetic, but it also makes you look like some sort of a faggot, forcing a girl to dance.
Trying to fix the situation, you strike up a conversation.
Still looking down, she only gives you a small confirmation that she hears you.
"I... uh, I wonder... How did you end up with Aya and Momizi?"
"Oh, that's a long story."
"We've got time."
That is all I'm taking with me ...
So good-bye ...
Please don't cry ...
We both know I'm not what you ...
She falls silent.
"Hey, will you tell me? Come on, I'm looking like a faggot here, at least look up or talk."
"Ehh, okay." she raises her gaze. Looking straight into your eyes, she smiles weakly "I'll tell you."
Will always love yooooooou~...
Will alwaaaays love yoooooou~...
"I'm... from the outside world. One night, I was with my friends in a pub and when... Uh, I had finished drinking, I went outside. I had tripped on something, and next thing I know, I was at Yukari's house. From there, I went to shrine and... I somehow ended up with Aya."
"Outside, huh..."What year?"
"Year? What does it have to do with anything?"
"Kourin says the border interferes with time-space or something like that. I'm not really interested in shit like this, but I know one thing - you walk one day and walk out several days later, though you've been there for only a few minutes. Of course, it can work the other way too. You walk in and walking out, you run into yourself walking in."
"Time-travel? Using border?"
"It's more likely than you think. Though you can't really control that."
"I see. I'm from 2012."
"Jesus christ! I'm from 2008. Did the world end in 2012?"
"You're from the outside too?" she frowns "You don't really seem to be. Ya don't give that kind of feeling."
"I've been here for 15 years, so I had to adapt."
"Oh, I see."
"I hope ...
life treats you kind ...
And I hope ...
you have all you've dreamed of ...
And I wish you joy ...
and happiness ...
But above all this...
I wish you love..."
There's someone staring at your back intensively, but you can't really tell who it is. Trying to look around while Adahn's telling you her story and about things that happened between 2008 and 2012, you find no one that's particularly interested in you. Weird.
"And then moot sold 4chan."
"Wow, that's horrible."
"Not really. New admin proved to me much more useful than moot. He even gave out 200 free 4chan platinum accounts."
"Tell me about it. So, what about you?"
"What about me?"
"How did you end up here?"
"Oh, I was actively looking for a way to enter. I used to be a real touhoufag."
"Which game do you like the most?"
"I used to play IN like a madman."
"Oh. I like IOCH."
"Insomnia Of Hollow Colour. Apparently ZUN got a group of artists to do the character drawings this time. It looks really great."
"ZUN game? Without ZUN art? This is blasphemy! This is madness!"
"Oh, stop spouting out old memes."
"Really, what has become of this world..."
Will always loooove yooooou ~...
Will always love yoooooou~...
Will always loooove yooooou ~...
Will always love yoooooou~..."
"I heard you're a bounty hunter."
"Yeah, I have a shop in the forest. Beautiful Killing Chamber."
"I see what you did there."
"Oh, so the newfags still know their Tsukihime memes?"
"Yeah, the sequel was very nice. And so was the anime."
"Tsukihime anime? Don't make me rage!"
"But they really made one! I mean, a remake! With Shiki vs Nero fight and all!"
"I can't belieave it."
You roll your eyes. Adahn grins viciously.
"Anyways, it's unusual to see a girl from the outside. Yukari seems to prefer 'transporting' men rather than women. Pun not intended."
"Well, I used to be a guy, but Yukari fucked something up and here," she nods down at her body "You see what's happened."
"Wait, so you used to be a guy?!"
"You had a... had a... penis?!"
"Keep it down, damnit!"
"I... can't believe it."
"Oh fuck you."
"At your service."
"I, I will always love ...
Darling I love you ...
I'll always ...
I'll always ...
The song ends. Adahn takes her hands off your shoulders.
"It was nice to talk with someone from the outside. Excuse me now, I have to look for Momizi."
Then she walks off.
What the fuck. Did you just dance with a transvestite? No, she... he said he used to be a guy... And had breasts...
This is complicated. To think about such things, one has to drink something with percents first.
Making your way towards your seat, you take a short look around.
Akyu's embracing Flandre, who is hanging from her shoulders, both smiling. You sure know how to treat children, don't you, Akyu? You're going to be a great mother. Who else is there... Hmm... Kaguya is talking with that guy of hers standing near the wall. They seem to be enjoying themselves. And Marisa... Huh, there she is. Laughing, she's hugging that... Davey's? arm... And on the opposite side... Alice is doing the same. Lucky you, Davey, if the great Nanaya was still after Alice, you'd be dead already.
Sitting in your chair, you reach out for a green bottle of unknown contents. Well, no matter what it is, as long as it has alcohol, it'll be great.
After downing the whole bottle, you feel a bit better.
Now, what to do?
The band's still playing but there's much less people dancing. Some of them are chatting at the table, some are eating and some are... Enjoying themselves on the opposite side of the hall. They have no shame, do they?
[ ] Go talk with someone
[ ] Observe moar
[ ] Stay here and drink like the fist of the fucking north star