Since I don't know where to put the "derp" that I think is this CYOA, here we go...
I was sitting down, trying to figure out what to eat for dinner… I had gotten nowhere, until I gave up, and thought, “Let’s just order a pizza.” And I did so, having to go through a minute or two of the hassle that was ordering a pizza through the landline. Eventually, I did get my order in, but, when I was about to hang up, I felt a poke in my side.
WHAT DO I DO?
[ ] Try to get the mystery poker to stop [ ] Ignore the mystery poker [ ] Write in?