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But no, no, of course not; you can’t just wimp out and half-ass the rest, because you’d never be able to live with yourself if you did. And you can’t ask for help, because you’re supposed to be the person that the other girls look up to for direction. Sometimes it really sucks being responsible, though; you don’t have Sakuya’s time-cheats or Tullia’s great big heart or Remilia’s charisma to get you through the tough times. One of these days you just know you’ll get there, though! And then you can rub it in their faces by showing that you don’t need to be special to be special!
This to-be-revised paper is an absolute mess, all the same. It reads like a bad piece of internet fiction, giving you the worst of both grammatical errors and content errors, both of which you’re supposed to annotate away while explaining why you did. You have a sneaking suspicion that the professor actually did pull this straight from some seedy underbelly of some amateur website; she’s young enough to be with the times like that. Of course, you’ve got an even worse suspicion that she was the one who wrote it, and that’d just be all kinds of awkward. Seriously, why is it always about fawning true love and tortured similes that only get less romantic the purpler the prose becomes?
You still don’t know what Remilia and Flandre see in those Twilight books. They both claim that it’s irony of the highest level, but you’re pretty sure if there was a joke in there somewhere it wouldn’t be aimed high enough to go over your head.
An inexcusable amount of time later, the inexcusable paper that is stupid is saved and safely on the memory stick on your keyring; you’ll print it off tomorrow before class. Yes, you could go to the labs now and print it off, or ask one of the girls with a printer to do it for you, but dang it, you don’t feel like it and if Remilia gets on your case about it well that’s too bad! It’s already five after five and ever since lunch you’ve been homeworking it up; even ladies get tired of monotony, after all. You’re getting kind of hungry, but Remilia will probably be taking you out to dinner, and you’ll want to experience the best she has to offer! Well, unless she’s not taking you out to dinner, in which case then you’ll be hungry all night but won’t be able to say that.
[ ] Make yourself a light snack, just in case.
[ ] Check with Remilia about her plans for the night, and if there’s other things she wants you to do yet.
[ ] Swing by Flandre’s room; see what her expectations for tonight is, and what yours should be.
[ ] Use your CHARISMA to get Flandre to back out of coming tonight so you’ll have Remi all to yourself!
[ ] Be the bigger woman and apologize to Terry about blowing her off a while ago.
After not playing Minecraft for years, because I knew I would get addicted, I have unfortunately gotten addicted to Terraria.