These are lyrics that parody "Company I, 2nd South Caroline" by the 2nd South Carolina String Band, an American Civil War reenactment band. I was going to/might still put them at the end of a story of a girl who can't find a place back home, then goes on a journey through Gensokyo, settling down in places, being used for her musical talents, then running away because she doesn't feel seen as a person until her parents find her. These are the lyrics she would write to thank all the people she met on her journey.

I've often heard it said of late
That Gensokyo am in such state
Where pretty girls are forced to fight
Lest the youkais get to do more than fright

Our school teacher told us so
Scariest place in Gensokyo
Anywhere just beyond the wall
Especially on that mountain tall

The maiden's meals am very small
And often times there's none at all
She plans to starve so very lean
When bullets fly, she pass between

My old friend she told me so
Leanest maiden in Gensokyo
I looked at the sky and found it so
Just what my friend she told me-o

They send me to the mountain shrine
And here's what I learn while I climb
The tengus own that wooded land
They like to show off when they can

That black-haired girl, I told her so
She's the fastest crow on the mountain-o
She just laughed 'cause she knew it so
Just what I told that crow girl-o

They send me to the pharmacy
And warn me to step carefully
There's holes in there to make you fall
That am so deep they don't hear you call

That white-eared girl, I told her so
She's the meanest rabbit in Gensokyo
She just laughed 'cause she knew it so
Just what I told that rabbit-o

The black-white witch is very brave
She does not even fear the grave
When the bullets fly all all around
She wave her hat and swat them down

Her good friend she told me so
Bravest witch in Gensokyo
I looked in the forest and found it so
Just what her good friend told me so

The flower lady grows nice plants
She loves so much it makes her dance
She tends the flowers in the sun
And her smile makes it look so fun

The icy fairy told me so
Nicest lady in Gensokyo
I looked through the gardens and I found it so
Just what the fairy told me-o

In the nighttime when we go to bed
The youkais come out to get fed
We scatter like some little mice
When the youkais, they don't play so nice

Our old elder told us so
Fiercest beasties in Gensokyo
We looked all around and we found it so
Just what the elder told us so