You awake in a small dark space Otter Mask!x1aZpVg/mw 2022/01/03 (Mon) 01:52 No. 68451 ▼
>You awake in a small dark space, and feel a stabbing pain in your chest.
>Would you like instructions?
>Y/N
Edit: Updates will be fast when I'm actively in the thread. Every 10 or so minutes fast. Check back a few times after posting.
Anonymous 2022/01/03 (Mon) 01:54 No. 68452 ▼ Y
Like I'd have reason to dick around in the first post.
Anonymous 2022/01/03 (Mon) 01:58 No. 68453 ▼ Y
Amazon fucked up my delivery I see. I was supposed to get the item delivered, not be the item delivered.
Anonymous 2022/01/03 (Mon) 02:01 No. 68454 ▼ Y
Rumia stop fucking around
Anonymous 2022/01/03 (Mon) 02:02 No. 68455 ▼
>Invalid input detected, assuming incompetence.
>How to Play:
>You type suggestions. With your keyboard. And feel a stabbing pain in your chest.
>Oh wait you meant other than that didn't you?
>Outputs will be produced based on all inputs provided since the last output.
>You can enter an input by prefacing it with a closing angle bracket.
> <-- That's this thing.
>Please note that outputs may be sporadic.
>You feel a stabbing pain in your chest.
Otter Mask!x1aZpVg/mw 2022/01/03 (Mon) 02:04 No. 68456 ▼ fuck i forgot my trip
Anonymous 2022/01/03 (Mon) 02:07 No. 68457 ▼ >Open eyes.
>What is stabbing me?
We are robutt.
Output #3 Otter Mask!x1aZpVg/mw 2022/01/03 (Mon) 02:17 No. 68458 ▼
[Open eyes. What is stabbing me?]
>Attempting to open your eyes does nothing. Furthermore, a clumsy attempt to feel at your chest is cut short by the roof of the space with a clunk as your fingers scratch against it.
Anonymous 2022/01/03 (Mon) 02:28 No. 68459 ▼ >Check space. Is it breakable?
>If(yes, break out)
Anonymous 2022/01/03 (Mon) 02:39 No. 68460 ▼ >check what the ceiling is made out of
>knock on the ceiling while you're at it
knocking on wood for luck and fortune
Output #4 Otter Mask!x1aZpVg/mw 2022/01/03 (Mon) 02:51 No. 68462 ▼ File
164117826522.jpg - (210.34KB, 847x720,
The images arent accurate anymore.jpg)
[Check what the space is made of, and if you can break out of it. Knock on the ceiling for luck while you're at it.]
>You check what the edges of the space are made of, finding with a slight pain in your knuckles that it is wood.
>Upon testing the walls and ceiling, the latter gives slightly, and you are able to lift it about a foot before tossing it aside as dirt and sunlight stream in.
>You are standing in a dirt filled box at the bottom of a one foot deep hole. The hole is surrounded by trees. There is a stabbing pain in your chest.
Anonymous 2022/01/03 (Mon) 02:53 No. 68463 ▼ >Get up, check self. Who are we? What is this pain?
Anonymous 2022/01/03 (Mon) 02:54 No. 68464 ▼ >check the stabbing pain
>climb out of the box (coffin, perhaps?)
>rip our heart out of our chest. can't hurt if there's nothing there to feel hurt *taps forehead*
Output #5 Otter Mask!x1aZpVg/mw 2022/01/03 (Mon) 03:07 No. 68465 ▼
[leave the box, work out who you are, and remove your heart]
>You step out of the box, and ponder the given command. I mean really, of course you know who you are you're-
>Uh
>Checking what you have on your person you find:
>One (1) Skeleton
>One (1) Splintering Wooden Spike (Between the skeleton's ribs)
>Not much else but dirt.
>You're pretty sure the spike is what's causing that stabbing pain since you dont have a heart to remove.
Anonymous 2022/01/03 (Mon) 03:09 No. 68466 ▼ >Remove stake. If possible.
>Inspect box and surroundings.
Anonymous 2022/01/03 (Mon) 03:15 No. 68467 ▼ >Specifically, check for a tombstone, and whether there's a name on the tombstone.
Anonymous 2022/01/03 (Mon) 03:16 No. 68468 ▼ >observe surroundings
>determine time of day and bearings
>wait if we're a skeleton can we detach and reattach our bits?
Output #6 Otter Mask!x1aZpVg/mw 2022/01/03 (Mon) 03:27 No. 68469 ▼ File
164118044131.jpg - (29.54KB, 480x360,
Found this behind them trees boss.jpg)
[Remove the stake if possible, and check for detachable extremities. Then examine surroundings.]
>Your first course of action is to firmly grasp the spike and give it a sharp tug. This does nothing except make it briefly hurt quite a bit more. On the bright side however your arm didn't fall off, at least until you attempted to remove it on purpose, at which point it went limp, though holding together.
>Next up, the area. It day time probably, your grave if that is what it was in unmarked, though what little of the box is still visible appears to be... wood probably, and upon very close examination the trees appear to be concealing an entire forest behind them.
>You have:
>One (1) Tattered Wooden Spike (Stuck in ribs, very painful.)
>One (1) Skeletal Right Arm (Held in left hand, not falling apart.)
Anonymous 2022/01/03 (Mon) 03:37 No. 68470 ▼ >reattach the arm, no use walking around with only one occupied hand
>determine bearings (as in which way is north)
>pick a direction and start walking
2 arms attached is worth one in the hand or something
Anonymous 2022/01/03 (Mon) 03:54 No. 68471 ▼ >How can you be unsure what time of day it is?
You silly skelington.
Anonymous 2022/01/03 (Mon) 03:56 No. 68472 ▼ File
164118216849.jpg - (8.65KB, 300x168,
Trust me bro if its what you actually see Ill tell.jpg)
[Reattach your arm and work out where to go.]
>Your arm returns to its previous point easily, holding fast as you watch the sun to see which way it moves.
>And keep watching it.
>And keep watching it.
>And keep wa- there, there was movement! ...It rises in the west right?
>Alright you pick random direction and go in it for some reason. What are you doing this for again?
Anonymous 2022/01/03 (Mon) 04:01 No. 68473 ▼ >You can't find out what's happening if you don't go anywhere.
Anonymous 2022/01/03 (Mon) 04:09 No. 68474 ▼ >"Alright you pick random direction and go in it for some reason. What are you doing this for again?"
>would we rather get back in the box? even if we wanted to, we might as well get the stake out first right? No point going back in uncomfortable
Output #8 Otter Mask!x1aZpVg/mw 2022/01/06 (Thu) 22:15 No. 68483 ▼ File
16415073358.jpg - (90.52KB, 736x540,
google wasnt cooperating today alright.jpg)
[Because not doing it would be boring.]
>While tugging uselessly on the stake between your ribs you decide that that tracks, and start leaving them as you start hiking to wherever. You'll find somewhere eventually even if it ta-
>You trip over something mid monologue and faceplant in what appears to be a path.
>Your face hurts, though not as much as your chest does.
Anonymous 2022/01/07 (Fri) 02:10 No. 68484 ▼ >Inspect path and where it might lead to
>Failing that, walk on the path leading vaguely in the direction where the sun was rising
Anonymous 2022/01/07 (Fri) 15:29 No. 68485 ▼
(This looks like hell of a fun, can't wait for more writer)
>Hold on a moment gonbarino
>Check how the coffin was dug in before continuing exploration. (This is to see if someone used an actual shovel to dig you in or if your killer used their bare hands. The latter would most likely imply it's a youkai and the former a human).
>Continue (Anon commands from above), life is a gift and your gift has been taken from you, go on a journey to avenge yourself by defeating this anti-santa.
>Check your inner head, see if you remember anything about yourself or anything that could be useful, concentrate if need be...
>Concentrate...wait that's it! It all makes sense now.
>Someone has killed you by smashing a stake through your chest with the aid of an hammer, this implies that you are possibly undead.
>Seeing how the sun has not killed you now, you are prolly not a vampire.
>Seeing how you are in a forest, you are most likely not human.
>Seeing how you don't have flesh, you are currently a skeleton.
> Yes, you have been killed by a youkai and this is a forest of youkai.
>Get angry and prepare your fists for some nasty clobbering on the first potential suspect that you see, for the first of justice is milky white.
Output #9 Otter Mask!x1aZpVg/mw 2022/01/10 (Mon) 22:30 No. 68490 ▼ File
164185383057.png - (699.18KB, 640x480,
I tried anon but goddamnit that was three updates .png)
[Further assess your situation before moving on too seek revenge on whoever did this to you.]
>As you did not make it very far it is a trifle to go back the arduous dozen or so feet you got from your coffin so you can analyse the scene for clues.
>Hmm. Right. But that's... Then that means........
>You have it! You were buried in a box, with a piece of wood jammed between your ribs, it was in an out of the way place, and you dont know where this is or how you got here so the answer must be:
>After you died in completely unrelated circumstances, the person hired to make your coffin did such a shoddy job that it even gave you a splinter. After this he panicked, and buried you in the woods, hoping no one would find you.
>Clearly you must make them pay for an act so foul! You immediately choose a random direction on the path and go down it, since you think its definitely probably absolutely the right way, resolving to track them down and give them a piece of your mind!
Anonymous 2022/01/11 (Tue) 03:12 No. 68491 ▼ >So, uh... input [?]
Anonymous 2022/01/11 (Tue) 08:15 No. 68492 ▼ >Keep a metaphorical eye open for any signs of life in the forest
>You are going to need to find a town to look for a coffin maker. Only he will know THE TRUTH
Anonymous 2022/01/11 (Tue) 08:38 No. 68493 ▼ >Looks like we gotta BONE to pick with him eh?
>Rattle your bones menacingly to practice imitation!
Damn,I thought we were some vampire that died and than came back as a skeleton.
Anonymous 2022/01/13 (Thu) 23:26 No. 68496 ▼ >start a vendetta to kick the ass of whoever made your shoddy coffin
>follow the path, direction doesnt really matter
Anonymous 2022/01/13 (Thu) 23:38 No. 68497 ▼ >Search for any additional coffins nearby to find and recruit allies
>Otherwise, follow the path and hope to stumble upon civilization
Output #10 Otter Mask!x1aZpVg/mw 2022/01/15 (Sat) 01:04 No. 68498 ▼
[Seek vengeance, but be VIGILANT! There is something around every corner, with only time revealing friend from foe.]
>Finding this fool who constructed your shoddy resting place is of paramount importance! You must seek them out, for justice, for vengeance, for the chance to make a formal complaint at his place of employment!
>Before leaving you check quickly for any potential allies in your immediate area, but the area is silent, and deserted except for the birds and crickets and stuff.
>You strike a pose, so mejestic and forceful that your bones rattle, surely terrifying anything that heard it utterly, before you begin walking along the road.
>As you walk you feel a burning justice in your figurative heart, the sounds of the forest bleeding in as though to serenade the start of your journey.
>Also your chest still hurts.
>Actually wait that might be what the burning is.
Anonymous 2022/01/15 (Sat) 03:21 No. 68499 ▼ >Let's get moving, now.Can't journey without walking, eh?
Anonymous 2022/01/15 (Sat) 03:29 No. 68500 ▼ >Continue walking until it hurts too much
>Force to reconcile that the way you are walk to is the wrong way.
>Rattle your bones to the mysterious forces hindering your way
>Swear revenge before going the opposite way
Anonymous 2022/01/15 (Sat) 20:15 No. 68502 ▼ >can we finally follow that damn path yet?
>also it's spelled majestic, not megestic idiot
Anonymous 2022/01/19 (Wed) 06:44 No. 68503 ▼ >try pushing the stake out through you, instead of pulling it out.
Anonymous 2022/01/21 (Fri) 15:20 No. 68506 ▼
[X] Life is a gift which santa has failed to deliver, though your current state of consciencenouis is unnatural and heretical it is one that must be properly treated with the value it's been given.
Cancel the self-draining, though it could relieve your inner tension by quite a lot, a proper skeleton does not indulge in non-proffesional self pleasures.
(OOC: We don't know if removing the thing would kill us, so let's not risk it yet).
[X] Necromancy is nothing more than a disgusting bacterial practise used to amplify one's twisted corps-romantic desires, this magic comes the same way a std comes from love: It all starts with an disgustigly infected gash screwed wide open for the enjoyment of all necros to come as he pleases in pleasure. You must end this perversion and use your newfound lack of skin and blood to find the naughty girl who did this to you and give her a proper bone ramblerino that her neglected daddy never gave.
(OOC: Find necromantic, kick ass)
[X]Now let all monsters be aghast as you proceed to play the ritual drums lied within your chest compartment, though this is not a mating call nor a fighting call, some menorahs can be lighted if people ask you nicely for your pronouns are bone and boner.
(OOC: Make noise in forest as you wander)
Anonymous 2022/01/24 (Mon) 18:18 No. 68510 ▼ File
164304827621.webm - (2.77MB, 426x240,
Doot - E1M1 [Knee-Deep in the Doot] [hzPpWInAiOg].webm)
>Acquire Musical Accompaniment,preferably a Trumpet.
>Ribcage Xylophone is an acceptable temporary measure.
Anonymous 2022/01/25 (Tue) 15:35 No. 68511 ▼
WRITER COME BACK, LOOK AT ALL DA SINGLE LADIES WAITING FOR YOUR SKELE-ASS.