the favor', hmm?" Patchouli levels a glance at you. "I will... Consider
it. Expect a decision tomorrow. It is best to deliberate. Do you have
any other queries, or are you done wasting my time?"
"Hmm, perhaps you do have half a brain." Patchouli sets her book down.
"I know what you are really get at, do not attempt to lie to me. Comply
with her every wish. She sees you as a stuffed animal. Be cute and don't
show any sign of a backbone unless she tells you to. And, as a human? I
reccomend you avoid any food she offers you. Go to Sakuya instead. And
whatever you do... Keep in mind she can atomize you in approximately
2.653 seconds. Any other questions?"
has to be impressed. Meaning you have to suprise her with something she
doesn't know, or something she hasn't seen before, something along
those lines. Sucking up and kissassery need not apply, if you're not
useful or interesting to her, she's not gonna bother with you. (also
posting too much. shutting up nao)
>>Comply with her every wish. She sees you
as a stuffed animal. Be cute and don't show any sign of a backbone
unless she tells you to. And, as a human? I reccomend you avoid any food
she offers you. Go to Sakuya instead. And whatever you do... Keep in
mind she can atomize you in approximately 2.653 seconds.
All very good advice that would certainly help our chance of survival.
of course, there's no chance in hell we're going to go along with it,
and our deaths will most certainly be swift and painful.
You even add in a word of thanks as you respond. The librarian coughs
for a few seconds into her sleeve before snapping her fingers, and
Koakuma rapidly flies down. "Escort him out, if you will." She says.
"Good fortune... You'll need it." She waves you off, and you leave the
library, safely guided by the demon, and you leave the quiet sanctuary
is too immature to have an actual relationship with. It would take
years (an a godly amount of luck) to make her love you like she does
Marisa, short of beating her into submission and earning her respect.
>>So far we haven't done much worth
mentioning, besides surviving the SDM this long (with the help of one of
our continues, but whatever).
Technically, the only thing
our continues have helped us survive are our own blatantly suicidal
actions. Our survival at the SDM has be more due to our blind luck in
escaping bad situations when we aren't making use of our even greater
ability to royally fuck things up.
after Day 5, assuming we make it. We'll likely be local celebrities by
then (Human from beyond Gensokyo emerges from Scarlet Devil Mansion
unscathed; marries guard, fairy, librarian, schoolteacher, immortal; see
Page B5 for more details)
As tempting as the bed might be, I'm afraid
the best that would happen is Flan would be in it and crush us in her
sleep. Worst case scenario: Flan is in the bed, wakes up to find us in
her bed, and then BAD END.
tempting as the bed might be, I'm afraid the best that would happen is
Flan would be in it and crush us in her sleep. Worst case scenario: Flan
is in the bed, wakes up to find us in her bed, awesome loli sex,
Remilia finds out, and then CAKE END. Fix'd. Also; [X] Wait patiently
I wonder, when our bodies have been torn and rent asunder, when we have
breathed our last breath and all that remains are a few unidentifiable
bits and pieces floating in the murky deep of the lake...will she
Guys...I think Flandre is part of the UBW installer, just being fucked
to death by her,uploading all the scenes,bgm,cg will make us realize,
nothing in the entire world would be greater than the moment you are
living right now as UBW is being fucked inside you.
I could see Patchy being politely uninterested and staying in the SDM;
and Keine and Mokou remaining Anon's good friends/allies but staying
together since they've got each other.
Anon has very good chances
with China, and maaaaaaybe Cirno, if anything like a romantic thought
ever flitted through her ⑨-y head and stayed there for more than a few
I'm not sure how China would take that, though; but who knows, she might be a surprise bisexual like Rin.
then after they've been in a warm, cozy menage a trois for a few
months, the three of them are walking over a small bridge in one of the
human villages when suddenly THE GODDAMN LAKE WALKS UP AND CHOPS ANON'S
THROAT OUT WITH A SAW
[As you drift into sleep there is a
strange sense of dread. A faint voice calls out. It’s such a familiar
voice, but it sends a chill down your spine.
“Come to me, Anon. I
am your fate. I am the only one who truly loves you. The other girls
push you away, but I am always here for you. You mean nothing to them,
and each will reject you one by one. You will only hurt them and
yourself. But I will always accept you for who you are.
Now come to me, dear Anon. Embrace me. Sate my hunger…”
wake up in a cold sweat. No, you can’t be this wet from just sweat. A
horrible sense of deju-vu washes over you like the waves of a deathly
we were to learn magic, mayhaps we could help Keine. Mokou's seemed to
be somewhat interested, based uppon keine's early comments, plus, I
doubt that they'd mind another ally, given that there's 3 in the moon
people's camp. (4 if you count twei, but you count her like you'd count
cirno in a battle. random win potentially, but random none the less)
once. We abandoned her, she'll learn of our fate through the normal
pipelines ("Hey, did you hear about that human from the outside?" "No,
what happened." "Well, you know that mansion over there?" "The one with
the people who claim to be from the moon?" "No, the one with the
vampires." "Oh, that one, yes." "Well, that one's gate guard, nice girl,
a bit slow on the up take though, was telling me about this guy who
happened to survive for about a week in there, says that's quite an
achievement." "Well, what happened to him?" "Oh, the bits that could be
accounted for were turned into a cake." "Horrible way to got, that."
etc.) And the she'll think, "Good, bastard dashed my last hopes at love."
the time Cirno comes back, we will have completely befriended Flandre.
Realizing that "her human" has replaced her, she will be heartbroken and
run away sobbing. With your friend and only means of escaping the
mansion gone, you dash any hopes of ever seeing Keine or Mokou again,
and are forced to live out the rest of your days in the mansion. Sure,
China is there to lend some moral support, and Patchy might even lend
some advice now and then, but it won't be long before Flandre tires of
you like all of her toys before, and you too shall be broken and left to
rot in the basement. Alone. Forgotten.
Of course, there is always a way to prevent that fate from occurring. You know what it is, don't you, Anon?
given that the vernal equinox was just today, this is a fabulous idea
for escaping the mansion once she passes by; hopefully distracting
everyone's attention so we can book it out of there.
It would be easier to figure out what we need to do if we had any clue what the fuck we wanted.
and/or Mokou? Best chance we have is to either somehow survive long
enough to convince Flandre to let us go without killing us by the time
Cirno comes back, or hope and pray that Keine has been alerted to your
dire situation and that she and Mokou come to your rescue.
...not that we deserve that, since we're the ones who ditched her in the first place. Bastards.
Well, so long as we don't die inside the mansion, and be sure to visit
her often and pay her the respect and attention she deserves, this could
actually work out.
Patchoulli? Not likely, as we're clearly too
stupid for her tastes. Just be glad she thinks enough of you to even
talk to you, nevermind give you good advice to survive against Flandre.
Ha ha. Yeah, right. She hates our guts with a passion, and short of
risking a fuck-ton of stabbings and BAD ENDS at her hands to try to
crack her, there is no chance of hell in winning her over now. If only
we had some way to CONTINUE after making a bad choice.
Probably not gonna happen. We're her toy. Nothing more. She's played
with and broken many others like us before, and will do the same to many
others after us. You cannot win with her. You cannot stop her. You can
only hope to survive.
Remilia: Also, not likely. Not that we've
been around her long enough to actually know much else about our
chances, but I somehow get the feeling she would just as soon let Sakuya
drain us dry of use our blood for pie filling.
The Lake: It is
always there. Always waiting. And whenever we want, we can go to it. It
will not judge us. It will not reject us. It will not ignore us. It will
hold and embrace us. While we run away from the likes of Keine and
Meiling, who only want the very same thing from us, the Lake will always
offer that which we refuse to give.
it'll be something to tell the little China Jrs and the ⑨-lets, years
down the road, about how Papa Anonymous went on an epic training journey
that lasted but a day, yet taught him all he needed to know about