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Nodding slowly, and evidently used to this sort of treatment, Koakuma leads you through the hallowed library halls, lit only by ceiling chandeliers and giving a rather subdued and quiet feel to the room as you proceed in near silence. You see fairy maids occasionally returning books back to their original positions, and some gathered around simpler books, although even their giggling is quiet so as not to disturb the eerie serenity.


[ ] "So, how are you?"

[ ] "How is Miss Patchouli?"

[ ] "Hello? You know, you're very quiet."

[ ] "So, do you know anything about the maid who lives here?"

[ ] Remain silent
No. 262194
Are we able to genuflect?
No. 262196
[X] "So, do you know anything about the maid who lives here?"
No. 262197
[x] "Hello? You know, you're very quiet."

No hard feelings for trying to kill us.
No. 262199
[ ] Remain silent
No. 262200
[ ] Remain silent
TRUST ME
I KNOW WOMEN
No. 262203
[x] Genuflect
No. 262204
[-] Remain silent
No. 262205
Upon meeting Sakuya:

[x] "Why are you wearing pad?"
No. 262206
[x] Remain silent.
No. 262207
[x] "So, do you know anything about the maid who lives here?"
No. 262208
[x] Rape the maids
No. 262209
[x] "So, how are you?"

SAKUYA = BAD END
No. 262210
[X] "So, how are you?"
No. 262211
[ ] Remain silent
No. 262214
[X] "So, how are you?"
No. 262215
[x] Remain silent

Bitch doesn't deserve our attention.
No. 262216
[X] Remain silent
No. 262220
i missed thread 20 HALP
No. 262223
[X] "So, do you know anything about the maid who lives here?"
No. 262224
[X] "So, how are you?"
Tempting fate is always the best choice.
No. 262227
[x] Remain silent
No. 262228
>>262220
sux2bu
No. 262230
[x]rape
[ ]do not rape
No. 262232
I wonder if there's room for a Meiling and Sakuya threesome?
No. 262233
[X] Remain silent
No. 262235
[X] Remain silent
No. 262237
[x] "So, how are you?"
Let's rape the librarian
No. 262239
[x] "So, how are you?"
WHY IS SHE MAKING ME FEEL BAD NOW, SERIOUSLY, FUCK.
No. 262240
>>262216

7th vote.

-WINNER- [X] Remain silent-
No. 262242
[ ] "So, how are you?"
No. 262245
>>262240
So
We're gonna Weegee her?
No. 262247
>>262240

Fuck, this is actually helpful, keep doing it, anon.
No. 262243
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262243
I'm not gonna make a choice this time, only post this image.
No. 262248
[X] Know anything about the maid here?
No. 262254
[X] Remain silent

we do not forgive
we do not forget
No. 262258
Damnit. We should be nice to the little devil.
No. 262267
>>262258

I personally like her, but she's the type it'd be hard to get to like us.
No. 262275
[ ] "So, how are you?"
No. 262276
[ ] "Hello? You know, you're very quiet."

MAKE SMALLTALK! KOAKUMA IS DELICIOUS!
No. 262282
>>262240

Wow, fuck, the over-voting almost stopped now that we have a vote counter.

Bravo, anon, you will save us many threads at this rate.
No. 262287
[X] "So, how are you?"
No. 262291
[x] Remain silent
She may be leading you to a deathtrap... don't fucking trust her.
No. 262300
[x] Attempt to punch her
No. 262296
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262296
You remain silent, and Koakuma dutifully leads you to where Patchouli currently sits, in the middle of one of the hallways in the musty library. The sorceress does not bother to look at you, but merely raises a finger for you to wait, before she places a bookmark inside of the book and snaps it shut. She nods at Koakuma, who skitters away before turning her attention to you.

"You. What do you want?" She asks bluntly, standing. ((DOUBLE CHOICE))


[ ] "Greetings, Miss Knowledge!"

[ ] "Hello, Miss Patchouli!"

[ ] "Heya, Patchy."

-----

[ ] "What do you know about Flandre?"

[ ] "Could you teach me magic?"

[ ] "How do you fly?"

[ ] "What is Sakuya's problem?"

[ ] "What do you know about Sakuya?"

[ ] "Do you know Meiling?"

[ ] "What do you know about Remilia?"
No. 262301
>>262296
[X] Hello, Ms Patchoulli!
[X] "How do you fly?"
No. 262303
[X] "Hello, Miss Patchouli!"

[X] "Could you teach me magic?"
No. 262304
>>262296

[X] "Hello, Miss Patchouli!"

[X] "What is Sakuya's problem?"
No. 262305
Tough choices, we gotta get away from flanders tough
[X] "What do you know about Flandre?"
No. 262306
[X] "Hello, Miss Patchouli!"
[X] "What do you know about Sakuya?"
No. 262309
[x] "Hello, Miss Patchouli!"
[x] "Could you teach me magic?"

I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE ON THAT LAKE BARE HANDED, DAMN IT.
No. 262310
[X] "Greetings, Miss Knowledge!"

[X] "Could you teach me magic?"
No. 262312
[x] "Heya, Patchy."

[x] "Could you teach me magic?"
No. 262313
[x] "Greetings, Miss Knowledge!"
[x] "How do you fly?"
I believe I can fly~
No. 262314
[x] "Hello, Miss Patchouli!"
[x] "What is Sakuya's problem?"
No. 262315
[x] "Greetings, Miss Knowledge!"
[x] "Could you teach me magic?"
No. 262316
[ ] "Greetings, Miss Knowledge!"
[ ] "What do you know about Flandre?"

Might be a good idea to find out how not to get broken by our new playmate, yes?
No. 262318
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262318
No. 262317
[x] "Hello, Miss Patchouli!"

[x] "Could you teach me magic?"

gonna kick that lake's ass
No. 262319
[X] "Greetings, Miss Knowledge!"
[X] "Could you teach me magic?"
No. 262323
[x] "Greetings, Miss Knowledge!"
[x] "What do you know about Flandre?"
No. 262324
[X] "Hello, Miss Patchouli!"

[X] "Could you teach me magic?"

I don't want to die again...
No. 262325
Bitches don't know about Patchy's natural magical talents
No. 262328
[X] "Greetings, Miss Knowledge!"
[X] "What do you know about Flandre?"
We need to know how to survive the day before anything else.
No. 262329
[X] "Hello, Miss Patchouli!"
[X] "How do you fly?"
No. 262330
[ ] "Heya, Patchy."
[ ] "I am looking for sailors."
No. 262332
[x] "Greetings, Miss Knowledge!"
[x] "Could you teach me magic?"
No. 262333
[ ] "Greetings, Miss Knowledge!"
[ ] "Could you teach me magic?"
No. 262334
>>262296
[x] "Heya, Patchy."
[x] "Do you know of some kind of an instant spell to tap that gateguard ass? I wanna do it before, before, you know... CHINA WILL GROW LARGER
No. 262336
[x] "Hello, Miss Patchouli!"
[x] "What do you know about Flandre?"

We can ask about our own stuff later.
No. 262337
>>262317

7th vote for first section.

FIRST WINNER- [x] "Hello, Miss Patchouli!"
No. 262338
[x] "Hello, Miss Patchouli!"
[x] "Could you teach me magic?"
No. 262342
[X] "Hello, Miss Patchouli!"
[X] "What do you know about Flandre?"
No. 262345
[ ] "Could you teach me magic?"

Preferably Thunder ---> Thundara ---> Thundaga.
No. 262347
Somehow, I don't think being able to fire off a few spells will do much to up our chances of surviving Flandre. If anything, it might make her want to play more roughly with us.
No. 262349
[x] "Hello, Miss Patchouli!"
[X] "Could you teach me magic?"
No. 262350
[X] "Hello, Miss Patchouli!"

[X] "What do you know about Flandre?"

As much as I wish we could learn magic, I think getting into Flandre's head would be more effective in our ability to sweet-talk the majority of Gensokyo women; or at least convince others to cover our asses.
No. 262352
>>262319

7th vote for first section.

SECOND WINNER- [X] "Could you teach me magic?"
No. 262354
>>262347
We need SOME defense!
No. 262359
[x] "Hello, Miss Patchouli!"
[x] "What do you know about Flandre?"
No. 262360
>>262337
>>262352

-TOTAL ANSWER-

[x] "Hello, Miss Patchouli!"

[X] "Could you teach me magic?"
No. 262368
[X] "Hello, Miss Patchouli!"
[x] "Could you teach me magic?"

how do YOU fly isn't very helpful
No. 262369
>>262360

Fuck yes, that's what I voted.
No. 262370
[x] "Greetings, Miss Knowledge!"
[x] "What do you know about Flandre?"
No. 262377
>>262360

I just feel like Patchy is gonna think we're a silly human for asking her this. Neutral choice.
No. 262372
Ah damn. Flying probally would have been more prudent, given, you know, THE LAKE.
No. 262382
Ah, Flying probally would have been more prudent, given, you know, THE LAKE.

Plus, cool thing to show Cirno.
No. 262383
>>262372
We can steal a scroll of Icarus' Flight from Patchouli if needed
No. 262385
Anonymous should go to bed already and have a wet dream.
No. 262386
>>262347
but we could impress cirno
and china
No. 262387
[x] "Hello, Miss Patchouli!" had 7 first
No. 262388
[x] "What do you know about Flandre?"
No. 262389
FUCK.

Guys, we have one strength that nobody else here seems to have; diplomacy. We seem to be able to sweet-talk our way out of anything (Or into anything, hurhurhur). Let's capitalize on this for now; we can learn Danmaku later.
No. 262390
A Dio Brando maid and powerful sister vampires all waiting for anon to fuck up and tear him to pieces, and it's the lake that anon is the most afraid of.

What can I say, it's got us twice now.
No. 262392
Like Anonymous is going to learn magic in one night.
No. 262393
[X] "Hello, Miss Patchouli!"
[X] "Could you teach me magic?"
No. 262396
>>262390

Three times.
No. 262402
[X] "Hello, Miss Patchouli!"

-----

[X] "How do you fly?"
No. 262405
>>262390
3 times. China's punch didn't kill us, it knocked us into the Lake. BAM.
No. 262415
>>262389
>Guys, we have one strength that nobody else here seems to have; EGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS
No. 262417
>>262387

I know, see:

>>262337
>>262352
>>262360

I'm counting to help you guys and GM out.
No. 262421
>>262415

Well, what do you suggest, we raid the kitchen and practice our danmaku?
No. 262422
Hey Anon better train swimming for future reference!
No. 262424
>>262396
>>262405
Oh, excuse me.
No. 262419
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262419
>>262352

Despite your respectful address, she looks at you flatly. "You are Remilia's guest, yes. But why should I teach you magic? Much less, you are human. Give me an overwhelmingly good reason and I'll consider it." She coughs, then crosses her arms and looks at you expectantly, although you doubt she is holding her breath.


[ ] "To protect myself."

[ ] "I don't know."

[ ] "It would be neat."

[ ] "I want to know."

[ ] "I want to be the most powerful."

[ ] "So I won't die."

[ ] "To fight that fucking lake."

[ ] "Eh... How about I ask something else?"

[ ] Remain silent, shrug

[ ] Flee
No. 262420
[x] "Hello, Miss Patchouli!"
[x] "Could you teach me magic?"

I NEEDS ZA POWER!!!
No. 262425
Where are my fucking choices?!
[x] 'sup Patchy
[x] Bend over
No. 262428
[x] "To fight that fucking lake."
No. 262429
[x] "To fight that fucking lake."
No. 262430
[X] "I want to know."
Appeal to her own sense of curiosity.
No. 262431
[X] "To protect myself."

It's a silly thought, magic can't be learned in such quick time
Oh anonymous...
No. 262432
>>262419

[ ] "So I won't die."

True enough.
No. 262434
[x] "To protect myself."
No. 262436
[ ] "To protect myself."
No. 262437
>>262419
[x] "I want to know."
No. 262438
[x] "To fight that fucking lake."
At least we'll make her laugh.
No. 262439
>>262419
[x] "I want to know."
IMPRESS HER WITH YOUR PURSUIT OF KNOWLEDGE

...if you know what I mean.
No. 262441
[X] "To protect myself."
No. 262442
[X] "To fight that fucking lake."

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL
No. 262443
[X] "To protect myself and those dear to me!"
No. 262440
[X] To protect myself.
No. 262444
[x] "I want to know."

C'mon guys, lake choice is just gonna make her think we're stupid like Cirno or something.
No. 262446
[x] "To fight that fucking lake."
No. 262447
[ ] "To fight that fucking lake."
No. 262448
[ ] "To protect myself."
No. 262449
[x] "To fight that fucking lake."
No. 262450
[X] "To protect myself."
No. 262451
[ ] "To protect myself."
No. 262452
[x] "To protect myself."
Damnit anon, enough with the lake already.
No. 262454
[x] "I want to know."
No. 262455
[ ] "I want to know."
No. 262456
[x] "I want to know."
No. 262457
[ ] "To fight that fucking lake."
No. 262460
>>262389
this, this will give us gar end. Just like in every show theres the main guy that can't do shit for magic or technology but he's a muscle head so he goes and punches everyone in the face and wins
No. 262461
[X] "So I won't die."
No. 262462
>>262419
[X] "Eh... How about I ask something else?"

Honestly, I think if we REALLY wanted to learn Magic, the best thing to feed Patchy is "I want to know", she is a knowledge nut, right, so if you guys REALLY want to do it...
No. 262463
[X] "To protect myself."

She might agree.
No. 262464
[X] "To fight that fucking lake."
No. 262465
[X] "I want to know."
No. 262466
[X] "Eh... How about I ask something else?"

She already knows we're Flandre's new toy. If that alone isn't reason enough, I think it's safe to assume our well-being isn't exactly a concern to her.
No. 262467
[x] "I want to know."
No. 262468
[X] "To protect myself."
No. 262469
>>262419
TIMESKIP APPROACHING
No. 262471
[x] "I want to know."
No. 262473
[x] "To fight that fucking lake."

I'm not holding any hopes for beatig the lake - just surviving would do.
No. 262474
[X] "To fight that fucking lake."
No. 262475
[X] "To fight that fucking lake."
No. 262476
>>262460 gar end
Great so we turn into fucking /a/nimesuki? Fuck that shit.
No. 262479
[x] "To fight that fucking lake."
Let's beat the crap out of it.
No. 262480
[X] "To fight that fucking lake."

the lake
i cannot unfear it
No. 262481
[ ] "To protect myself."
No. 262482
>>262419
Could you please ignore everyone taking the joke option which also breaks the 4th wall?

That is, assuming that we don't remember everything that happened. I guess we might.
No. 262483
[] "I want to know."
No. 262485
"so I wont die" seems like a pretty good reason to me.
But then, I get the feeling learning magic may not be the key.

A level one wizard learning magic missile isn't going to save his ass from that lv30 dragon with 95% magic resist.
No. 262487
[X] "To fight that fucking lake."
No. 262488
>>We seem to be able to sweet-talk our way out of anything

Except, you know, FREEZING AND DROWNING.
No. 262489
[x] "I want to know."
No. 262490
>>262447

It was close, 6/6 until this vote.

WINNER: [X] "To protect myself."
No. 262494
[x] "To protect myself."
No. 262495
>[x] "To protect myself."

won anyway. Dammit!
No. 262498
>>262490
Damint. I wanted to see her reaction to "Fight the lake" ;.;
No. 262499
>>262490
Thank god. Once we learn how to "protect ourselves", we can fight that fucking lake. Priorities, people.
No. 262501
The lake choice is funny but..it's not gonna get us anywhere unless Gensokyo takes pity on us and Patchy finds it funny.
No. 262502
>>262490

Whew, 1 vote away from breaking the 4th wall and probably pissing off Patchy, and subsequently dying.
No. 262503
>>262498
Do you really think she would've taken us seriously? She would've just turned us down.
No. 262504
Honestly, I think Mark VI power Armor, a Chainsword, a Bolter, and the Emperor's Protection would be more helpful than whatever pathetic protection Mage Armor would give us...
No. 262507
>>262503
...And then we wouldn't have been able to fight that fucking lake
No. 262508
>>262498
That's because you're a gigantic faggot. Which also shows in your posting method.
No. 262509
To fight the la- I mean, to protect myself.
No. 262510
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262510
Thank god.
No. 262511
>>262503

Now she'll turn us down and we don't get the lulz. We should've gone for the "I want to know".
No. 262513
>>262504
Protection means being able to defeat someone else in damaku.
No. 262514
>>262501

Eh, based on what we know about Patchy anyways I doubt "protect myself" is gonna get us far either, but I guess we'll see.
No. 262515
[x] "To fight that fucking lake."
No. 262519
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262519
If you want my advice, Anon, I would suggest walking outside and hopping into the nearest body of water. Trust me, it will be far less painful than anything anyone in that mansion could possibly do to you.

Or just keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing. Killing you and giving you good advice aren't mutually-exclusive, you know. The lake really is the way to go.
No. 262521
patchouli won't care if we die so she won't teach us magic
but the lake ... i'm sure she's suspicious of it
No. 262522
>>262513
Fine. Than I'd like a Company of the Emperor's Finest. AKA, the Ultramarines. 1st Company. With every psyker.
No. 262523
>>262514 eh
Fucking canadian pig
No. 262524
>>262508

And you're a gigantic troll.
No. 262525
>>262514
Showing her that we were interested in knowledge was probably the best choice, >to protect myself
is gonna get us nowhere.
No. 262526
>>262519
Anonymous..

I think it's talking to me..
No. 262527
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262527
Meiling will protect us from ourselves!.
No. 262529
How do you exactly beat a fucking lake with danmaku?

Looks like we'll have to ask the shrine maiden to help us.
No. 262532
>>262519
God damn it GlaDOS, come out from behind the curtain, I know you're there.
No. 262533
>>262529
That would actually be a nice plot advancement.
No. 262534
>>262527

or kill us in the process
No. 262535
>>262525

If Patchy has any empathy, she'd prefer that. The pursuit of knowledge might not be worth her time as much as a life.
No. 262537
With all these posts we're down to like two GM posts per thread before autosage
No. 262540
>>262537

That's why I'm vote counting, but people keep voting after it's over...

Bah.
No. 262541
>>262537
So what? That doesn't decrease his writing rate.
No. 262542
[X] "To protect myself."
No. 262544
>>262537
someone else doing the vote counting for GM has really cut down on the autosaging though.
No. 262545
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262545
>>262542

It's over. Look for the vote counter.

>>262490
No. 262549
>>262535

Read up on Touhou canon. It's pretty obvious we were supposed to say we wanted to know.
No. 262551
I wonder how many posts a sticky could get to...
No. 262554
>>262551

Well over a thousand, there is no limit, really.
No. 262556
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262556
( '_')b
No. 262561
[x] "To protect myself."
No. 262563
>>262554
Well, people would continue to discuss it, even after GM's gone, and considering he's only here for max. 1/5th of the day, that's a lot of extra posts.
No. 262568
>>262551
A sticky would just make it a hassle to sift through the votes. Yeah, it'll save all the route choices and story but someone will eventually archive it.
No. 262569
>>262554
but there is an image limit :(
No. 262571
Remain silent, and let my masculine aura permeate the halls.
No. 262567
>>262551
>>262554
we're already over 4000
No. 262575
>>262569
Damn. I forgot about that.
No. 262577
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262577
>>262490
((Thank you, anon.))
Patchouli looks unamused at your bravado. "Your self protection should concern me, why?" She raises an eyebrow, looking back to her book and opening it. "I'll give you one more shot at persuading me. I will probably regret doing so, but alas."


[ ] "I don't know."

[ ] "It would be neat."

[ ] "I want to know."

[ ] "I want to be the most powerful."

[ ] "So I won't die."
No. 262580
>>262577

[x] Genuflect
No. 262582
Also, we should learn ice magic due to all our (9) radiation-exposure.
No. 262583
[ ] "I want to know."
No. 262584
[x] "To fight that fucking lake."
No. 262585
>>262577
[X] "I want to know."
YOU SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO ME ANON
No. 262586
[ ] "I want to know."
No. 262587
[X] "I want to know."
No. 262591
[x] "I want to know."
No. 262592
[X] "I want to know."
CORRECT CHOICE
No. 262593
[x] "I want to know."
No. 262594
[x] "To fight that fucking lake."
No. 262595
[ ] "I want to know."
No. 262596
>>262577
[x]"I want to know."

DAMNIT ANON.
No. 262598
[ ] "I want to know."
No. 262599
>>262591
>>262590
>>262589
>>262586
>>262583
>>262592
>>262593
I wana know.
No. 262600
[x] "I want to know."

Let's make this a quick vote.
No. 262601
X] "I want to know."
No. 262602
[X] "I want to know."

I want to habeeb.
No. 262588
[x] "To fight that fucking lake."
No. 262589
[x] "I want to know."
No. 262590
[X] "I want to know."

I told you she wouldn't give a shit about our safety.
No. 262605
[X] "I want to know."
No. 262606
[X] "I want to know."
No. 262609
[x] "To fight that fucking lake."
No. 262611
[X] "I want to know."
No. 262612
[x] "I want to know."
No. 262613
[x] "I want to know."
Can't spell Patchouli Knowledge without Know.
No. 262614
[X] "I want to know."
No. 262621
[ ] "I want to know."
No. 262624
[X] "To fight that fucking lake."
No. 262625
[X] "To fight that fucking lake."

last life, can't die again in that lake
No. 262616
[x] "I want to know."

Winner, too. d'oh.
No. 262618
[x] "I want to know."
No. 262631
when a GM thread maxes, can someone post a link to the next one, so that we dont keep F5'ing the old thread?
No. 262636
[x] "It would be neat."

Damn I don't know how to amuse her to teach us. Bud I want magic eggs...
No. 262640
[X] I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
No. 262628
[X] "I want to know."
No. 262643
[x] "I wish to be the little girl."
No. 262645
[ ] "I want to know."

Patchouli Knowledge
Knowledge
Knowledge

I figured it would be pretty obvious to open her route by using something she respects...
No. 262649
>>262631
when there is no reply for 2 minutes a new thread spawned
No. 262652
I still want to see her reaction to "To Fight the Fucking Lake"

It could be massive lulz. Or she could think we're crazy. Either way.
No. 262658
>>262652
If we had continues left, I would've gone for it.
No. 262660
>>262652
would have been free ride to day 5
you messed it up, anon
No. 262664
>>262643
Seconded
No. 262675
>>262652
She would probably give us the "Excuse me but wtf r u doing?" look
No. 262685
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262685
"See, isn't that a better reason?" She smiles mockingly, before returning to a sober frown. "Now, why should -I- teach you anything?" She asks, opening her book back up and looking for the paragraph she left off at.
No. 262693
>>262685
[X] Genuflect
No. 262694
>>262685
[ ] Rape her
No. 262696
>Patchouli looks unamused
Fuck her, CAN IS IT BE FLANDRE TIEM NAO?
No. 262697
GAME OVER
No. 262701
>>262685
[ ] "I have a penis."
No. 262707
>>262685
[ ] orz
No. 262706
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262706
>>262685

[ ] "I dunno."

[ ] "Because it would be interesting."

[ ] "So you can be better than that fucking lake."

[ ] "I'll return the favor somehow later."

[ ] "So you have a clean concience."

[ ] "I'll tell Flandre."

[ ] "I'll tell Remilia."
No. 262703
>>262685
[X] Genuflect
No. 262709
shit, game freezed
No. 262711
[x] "I'll return the favor somehow later."
No. 262712
[ ] "Because it would be interesting."
No. 262713
>>262706
[ ] Shrug
No. 262714
[x] "I'll return the favor somehow later."
No. 262715
[X] "I'll return the favor somehow later."
No. 262716
[x] "So you can be better than that fucking lake."
No. 262717
[x] "I'll tell Flandre."
No. 262718
[X] "I'll return the favor somehow later."

If you know what i mean
No. 262720
>>262706
[ ] "Because it would be interesting."
No. 262721
There is a severe lack of "To impress Cirno" option
No. 262708
>>262706
[x] "Because it would be interesting."
No. 262722
[x] "I'll return the favor somehow later."
With sex.
No. 262723
>>262706

"Because it would be interesting."
No. 262724
[X] "... Fine, I'll ask something else."

I don't think she's going for it, guys.
Last chance to actually find out something useful for getting through the rest of the day alive.
No. 262725
[X] "I'll return the favor somehow later."

WOULD I LIKE WHERE THIS GOES?
No. 262726
[x] "I'll return the favor somehow later."
You'll get her Marisa's bloomers or something...
No. 262728
[X] "I'll return the favor somehow later."
No. 262729
[X] "Because it would be interesting."
No. 262730
>>262721
Cirno is dead.DEAD.
No. 262731
[X] "Because it would be interesting."
No. 262732
[x] "Because it would be interesting."
No. 262734
[X] "Because it would be interesting."
No. 262735
[x] "Because it would be interesting."

I considered the we'll return the favor later one, but she'll probably look at us scornfully and say "what do you have to offer me?" AND QUIT TEMPTING US WITH THE LAKE CHOICES!!
No. 262737
[x] "Because it would be interesting."

teach me already, bitch
No. 262739
[ ] "Because it would be interesting."
No. 262742
[X] Flee
this isn't like my dream predicted it :(
No. 262741
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262741
>>262721
She's dead.
No. 262744
"Because it would be interesting."

We're in it too deep at this point, anon. Asking something else would simply limit the usefulness of her replies.
No. 262745
>>262742 :(
No. 262748
[x] "I'll return the favor somehow later."
No. 262740
>>262726
Anon is making too many promises. We will not be able to keep all of them.
No. 262752
[X] "Because it would be interesting."
No. 262754
[X] "I'll return the favor somehow later."
No. 262755
>>262726

7th vote.

WINNER: [x] "I'll return the favor somehow later."

Ah fuck, I just know she won't like that.
No. 262757
[X] "I'll return the favor somehow later."
No. 262758
>>262735
why would it be interesting?
No. 262760
[x] "I'll tell Flandre."
No. 262761
[ ] "I'll return the favor somehow later."
No. 262764
[X] "... Fine, I'll ask something else."

I think it'd be better to learn how to survive with Flandre at this point.
No. 262751
>>262711
>>262714
>>262715
>>262718
>>262722
>>262725
>>262726
Favour wins.
No. 262765
>>262751

Beat me to it.
No. 262770
FUCK, anon. You think Patchouli gives a fuck what we can give her? She's doing whatever the fuck she wants now, what can we possibly do for her?
No. 262777
GM!
FUCK THE FAVOR!

We want Interesting!
No. 262778
Stupid anon is stupid.
No. 262780
We knew enough to get Cirno to not freeze us. We knew enough to butter up China to let use into the mansion (nevermind that dumbass move of trying to rush past her first). We even knew enough to not get incinerated by Flan right off the bat.

So, WHY ARE WE FAILING WITH PATCHY SO BADLY?!
Then again, if we weren't painfully inept, we might actually still have two of our continues as well as some shred of dignity from not getting our asses killed by the fucking lake again and again.
No. 262767
>>262758
One can learn more through teaching than through the pure pursuit of knowledge.
No. 262783
>>262770
hot dickings
No. 262784
Is there an archive of these threads? Slowfag is slow.
No. 262786
>>262777
>>262778
>>262770
I agree completely, but Anon will always be Anon.

The people who have the most free time will be the ones who get to vote the most. Try and guess what that means.
No. 262794
Anon, you know nothing about womenz.

Wait. No. We're on 4chan, aren't we? Carry on.
No. 262799
>>262770

Dunno, maybe fight the fucking lake?

Which I'm willing to bet was the answer all along.
No. 262800
>>262786

It means we don't get magic, and the lake wins eventually, right?
No. 262801
>>262784
https://bloodyshovel.oddwebsite.com/Ehs%20folder/YWUIG.doc
https://bloodyshovel.oddwebsite.com/Ehs%20folder/YWUIG.html
No. 262804
Thats it, override it.

[ ] "Because it would be interesting."
No. 262806
>>262780

The lake and eggs are gonna be jp's new memes, I swear.
No. 262811
>>262800
Actually, I was trying to imply that idiots have the most free time, and therefore would get to vote the most.
No. 262813
>>262780
And didn't we actually WANT this girl at one time?

Hey, assholes, lemme point something out to you; this isn't some fucking VN like Kanon or something where you can be mean to all but one girl and still get a good ending. You HAVE to be intelligent and polite. A fuckup here can lead to our deaths, and then we won't be able to have ANY fun when this story ends. Jesus.
No. 262816
[] "Because it would be interesting."
No. 262818
>>262806
They already are memes
No. 262819
>>262811

And as a result

>we don't get magic, and the lake wins eventually
No. 262821
Autosage.
No. 262839
>>262813
We also wanted Keine, but left her at the first opportunity and then destroyed any chance of getting back to her for at least a day, if ever.

Then we wanted China. You saw how well that one went.

Bottom line: Anon is fucked, and going to die cold and alone in a watery grave.
No. 262849
>>262839
When we get GAME OVER, however, Anon will be wiser and more careful!
No. 262851
>>262804

No
No. 262853
>>262839
i'm starting to develop feelings for the lake
No. 262858
>>262853
Everyone is.
No. 262859
>>262839
Honestly, I didn't know who the fuck Kiene was until we met her in this.
No. 262861
>>262853

Oh great, now anon is a masochist and an aquaphile.
No. 262869
>>262861

>aquaphile

BEST

TRAIT

EVER
No. 262878
So, Anon has charmed his way into the good graces of an idiot, a warm matronly type, a tsundere, a guard, and a loli bomb.

And yet, the bookish reclusive girl is pwning us.

You know, you'd think that Anonymous would be BETTER at dealing with a geeky bookworm. Isn't that the type Anons eventually hook up with?
No. 262880
What I can't believe is that anon spent 2 fucking days trying to reach Patchouli, then fucks up here.
No. 262889
>>262751
>>262755
I do so wish anon would think before they vote.


GOD. What's the point of rushing your choice when it can end up sucking!
No. 262891
>>262880
I actually couldn't possibly believe the opposite.
No. 262888
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262888
THIS is what Anon is trying to accomplish. However, he is half failing right now.
No. 262904
>>262889
We have to rush or else other people will get to vote, and other people will make decisions that we wouldn't want to happen!
No. 262906
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262906
remember this Anon
No. 262924
>>262904
It's a catch-22!
No. 262928
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262928
>>262906
I'd rather remember this.
No. 262929
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262929
>>262906
No. 262932
Well, regardless of what happens with Patchy, we need to get to the basement post haste. It's almost night.
No. 262934
>>262904
Anon is hopeless.
Damn hypocrits.
No. 262948
>>262932

Leaving in the first place was just begging to be killed. Who the hell disobeys Flandre?
No. 262984
So, did the game freeze up?
No. 262995
>>262984
Smashing the F5 button will fix it. Don't worry.
No. 263005
>>262984

PRESS CTRL + ALT + DELETE!

UPDATE YOUR GRAPHIC DRIVERS!

GET A NEW VIDEO CARD!
No. 263007
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263007
Gensokyo Man here.

Save in slot 4, return in one half hour?


[ ] Yes

[ ] No
No. 263017
[x] Yes
No. 263018
>>263007

[x] Genuflect
No. 263019
[x] Yes
No. 263020
>>263007
Not really a choice there...
[x] Yes
No. 263021
[ ] Yes
No. 263023
[X] Yes
No. 263028
[X] Yes
No. 263029
>>263007

Hopefully you'll forget our horrible choice...
No. 263031
>>263007
Shit, I have to leave soon. But yes.

Someone please record all of this for my later reading and assistance. Emperor Bless.
No. 263035
>>263007
[x] ;_;
No. 263037
[x]Yes
Godamnit, find a strategy guide on the interwebs!
No. 263041
[X] Yes sir!

Time to play some Battle Moon Wars or practice Banshiryuu for the time being.
No. 263043
>>263007
marisa teaches us magic now?
and saves us from flan?

[X] Yes
No. 263050
>>263031
Yeah, I'm keeping the HTML & .doc file updated. I'll upload it at the end of today's round.
No. 263057
>>262948
The kind of an anon who is on a holy quest to survive the lake rather than Flandre.
No. 263069
[x] Yo
[x] Nes
No. 263134
[X] Yes
No. 263194
Why do you want Patchy so bad?
No. 263246
>>263007
So, is he going to be back in 30 mins, 1 hour, or 1 hour 30 min?
No. 263290
>>263246

To be honest, I don't think GM has ever been on time when he said he would be.

I'm gonna say two hours, or tomorrow.

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