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Tewi grabs the carrot as she combat rolls unnecessarily behind the princess. A quick kick, and the princess is on her side, providing something that could be argued as cover. Not much cover, as the Beauty of Legend was understandably pretty damn skinny, but cover was cover.
Reisen, seeing her target duck into cover, did what any good soldier suffering from delusions and bad hollywood versions of medical issues would do. She mimed tugging something off of something else, then cocked back her hand.
"FIRE IN THE HOLE!" She screamed as she chucked nothing behind the princess, turning and diving away, covering her head to avoid shrapnel.
Seeing as Reisen was waiting for an explosion to happen, Tewi had ample opportunity to get her bearings. Reisen was, as usual, going commando, but aside from that, nothing really of note that would block the way to her. The coast was clear.
Tewi hopped up and ran up to Reisen, snapping her fingers in her face. Reisen jolted in shock, but sat up almost immediately, confusion plain on her face. She did not see Seiren sitting in the trenches with her in boot camp, not her commanding officer bearing down on her in Basic Training, and definitely not Rush Hour Moon Traffic. Instead, she saw Tewi nibbling the tip of a carrot.
Before she had time to do more than get teary eyed, however, a loud explosion rocked the hallway.
Reisen and Tewi jumped in shock. Reisen tried to cover her head, but something slammed into her hands mid-motion.
Princess Kaguya's head took the last remaining second it had to utter one word.
Reisen's scream echoed throughout the Bamboo Forest, though Tewi didn't hear it. Her ears were still ringing.
Tewi finished her carrot.
You are standing in a hallway. There is a door to your right (Formerly your left), an intersection behind you and a passed out Big Bunny in front of you.
The passed out Big Bunny is holding the Princess' head. It's sprouting creepy meat tendril things as it regenerates the Princess' body. And clothes, for some reason.
The hallway is covered in blood and blackened from a psychic grenade. If Reisen can shoot bullets from her fingertips, then this isn't too far-fetched, is it?
The carrot fills your belly.
Tewi is a Full Bunny.
Tewi is holding the leafy green part of the carrot that isn't all that tasty.
Reisen has a potato in her shirt pocket that Tewi totally doesn't know is there because Tewi totally didn't look through her pockets.
 Eat Potato and become Chubby Bunny
 Play hacksack with the Princess' head and become Bloody Bunny/Sport Bunny.
 Shove potato in hole and become Funny Bunny.
 It's over already, anon, end the story like a Title Reading Bunny.
 Write a write-in and be a Clever Bunny
The next one's it, guys. Then I move on to the next board.