I must apologize to you, ms. ‘Tenkaijin’, for not fully encapsulated the scope of RUINATION and WIDE-OPEN YAKUZA TRICKERY YOU have inflicted UPON ME.

On the day my FATHER DIED in a ‘RANDOM CAVE-IN’, my ALKIE, ROTTEN INSIDE AND OUT PSYCHO ‘BROTHER’ LAUGHED EVEN HOWLED, a sickening MIRTH contorting his features LIKE A GROSS PUPPET (WHICH BETWEEN ME AND YOU, I SUPPOSE HE IS, EH?).

He GLOATED and TAUNTED ME WHO WAS BESIDE WITH GRIEF, repeatedly stating ‘YOU’LL NOT GET ONE MON, YOU’LL NOT GET ONE MON BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU DID!’

And we both know what I DID, DON’T WE MISS ‘TENKAIJIN’.

What I DID was EXPOSE YOUR YAKUZA-AND-FASCISTS-IN-ARMS GENOCIDE PLAN FOR TOTAL ‘EXTERMINATION’ OF ALL YOUKAI, AKA THE PLAN TO FORCE IMPLANT NECROMANCY SLAVERY SHIKIGAMI CONTROLS IN ALL YOUKAI AND ALL LIVING BEINGS.

YOU know this, because YOU are a SHIKIGAMI SLAVE HANDLER for recently SHIKIGAMI’D YUUMA TOUTETSU, who was BRUTALIZED, MAIMED AND DEFILED BY YOUR FELLOW BLOOD-SUCKING DEVIL AND MASTER NONE OTHER THAN FLANDRE SCARLET (And I know, Chiyari, that you are most definitely NOT a Tenkaijin, it is a WIDE-OPEN-SECRET that you are in fact A FOREIGN CHUPACABRA. YOU ARE FROM FUCKING MEXICO) Then swiftly so-called ‘god’ of THE BACK-DOOR (BECAUSE THEY’RE ‘FUCKING US UP THE BACK-DOOR!’) OKINA MATARA implanted FULL SHIKIGAMI CONTROL SUITE into Yuuma’s corpse (OF COURSE AFTER HER JINGLING CRYSTAL WIND CHIME DOG ‘HAD SOME FUN’ WITH THE BODY), REANIMATING THE MATRIARCH INTO A MINDLESS PROGRAMMED ZOMBIE COMPLETE SUBMISSION SHIKIGAMI SLAVE. THIS IS THE FUTURE THE ‘SAGES’ WANT FOR ALL SENTIENT BEINGS, IN GENSOKYO AND EVEN BEYOND.

Of course, this is where YOU come in, CHIYARI, you YAKUZA BLOOD-HOUND. You ‘conveniently’ appear after Yuuma’s FRANKENSTEIN BUTCHERY and become her ‘RIGHT HAND GAL’ AKA SLAVE HANDLER WITH OBVIOUSLY FAKE IMPLANTED ‘HORN’ ANTENNA ALLOWING FULL CONTROL OVER THE GUTTED YUUMA SHIKIGAMI THANKS TO ANTENNAS IMPLANTED IN THE CORPSE’S HOLLOWED OUT HORNS. HAVING YOUR OWN SHIKIGAMI CONTROLLED SLAVE MUST MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A BIG SHOT, EH?

And OF COURSE for writing these TRUTHS, I must be PUNISHED, CRUCIFIED BY THE COURTS, THE JUDGE JURY EVERYONE ALL IN ON IT TO STRIP ME OF MY RIGHTFUL INHERITANCE. Just as I was GRILLING my LOUT BROTHER in claims court, AS HE WAS BREAKING DOWN AND ADMITTING FULLY TO UNRAVEL THE WHOLE YAKUZA PLOT TO RUIN ME, does the WHOLE COURT hear ‘yoohoo~’ from the spectator stands to see YOU, CHPACABRA YAKUZA DOG, WIGGLING FEET PROVOCATIVELY AT THE JUDGE SAYING ‘I’LL LET YOU SUCK ON THEM, FINISH HIM!’

IN THIS UNBELIEVABLE FARCE TRIAL NOT A SINGLE MEMBER OF JUDGE, JURY OR PUBLIC GALLERY OBJECTED, IN FACT THEY GUFFAWED, SHOWING THEIR HAND AS FELLOW BROKEN-IN SHIKIGAMI SLAVES, JOINING IN THE CHANT ‘FINISH HIM!’

So as punishment, here I am left DESTITUTE in this FAIRY HIVE SLUM, not only having to dodge YAKUZA ASSASSINS, CHECKING EVERY DOOR THAT IT IS NOT A ‘BACK-DOOR’, I must also contend with the buzzing insectoid fairies and their ‘harmless pranks’. SO THREATEN ME ALL YOU WANT YAKUZA DOG, YOU HAVE ALREADY STRIPPED ME TO THE BONE AND BLED ME DRY.

p.s. You also smell like shit, take a shower or bath, or perhaps even refrain from inserting that ‘horn’ of yours up your shikigami slave’s ‘backdoor’ for ‘recalibration’.