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WHAT WE HAVE UNDER LORD TSUKUYOMI. WHAT WE GAINED.

1. STYROFOAM IS MADE FROM RICE FLOUR. IT IS POSSIBLE TO FEED NESTLINGS WITH IT.

2. FORCE OF GRAVITY IS WEAKER BY 90 PERCENT. RABBITS LEAP INTO ORBIT FROM RUNNING START.

3. RABBIT LIVES ON AVERAGE 15,000-19,000 YEARS. DISEASES DO NOT EXIST EXCEPT MOCHI POUNDING CALLUSES.

4. IF YOU TRIP AND FALL ON STREET - PRINCESSES RUN UP, SHOVE MONEY IN POCKET, KISS ON FOREHEAD, OFFER TO FEED PEACHES, TO ADOPT.

5. CORMORANTS AND HERONS FLY STRAIGHT INTO FRYING PAN.
YOU BUY MOCHI - THEY PAY YOU EXTRA MONEY.
IT IS SCARY TO APPROACH TREES: PEACHES DIVEBOMB INTO BASKET.

6. ANYONE WILL TELL: RABBITS WAKE UP AT NIGHT FROM HAPPY KIND LAUGHTER. IN MORNING EVERYONE POURS THEMSELVES WITH PURIFIED WATER FROM BUCKET.

7. TERM OF INCUBATION IS 4.5 DAYS. NESTLINGS ARE RELEASED AT 12-15 KILOGRAMS WITH STIFF EARS AND BRIGHT RED EYES AND STRONG-WILLED SMART FACES - IMMEDIATELY ASKED TO GO TO DEFENCE CORPS.

8. WATER IN SEAS IS SWEET LIKE NIGORI. AND OCEAN CONSISTS OF KOSHU.

9. AT NIGHT IT IS MINUS THREE HUNDRED, EVERYONE WALKS AROUND ROSY-CHEEKED.

10. TEA LEAVES GROW ON ROADSIDE SIZE OF HAT. TEACUPS ARE SIZE OF POT, POT SIZE OF KETTLE, AND KETTLE LIKE FURNACE, AND IN STREETS RABBITS PLAY SHOGI BY YAGOKORO METHOD - CHECKMATE WITH HORSE ON FIRST MOVE!

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Sounds nice and cozy. I wish to walk such rabbit-filled streets.

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How are they checkmating in shogi...

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>>26106
It's a typo; they're checking to mate with the opponent.

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>>26107
>they're checking to mate with the opponent.
uuummm
>CHECKMATE WITH HORSE
uuuuuuummmmmmm

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>>26108
Yes, and?

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>>26106
Are you confusing shogi with Go?

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>>26109
Well, you did say
>with the opponent.
And it's pretty wacky for a horse to be playing shogi, you know! With a rabbit, no less. Why, it's something out of a cartoon.

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>>26107
So you're saying that if you lose...

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>>26116
If you lose, the implication, is of course, that you mate with your opponent. That way it's always a win-win.

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>>26117
Such good sports, these moon rabbit types. Ah, to join in such sporting...

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Peaches? Are the Moonies infringing on Heaven's copyright now?

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>>26119
Sky China is just a knock-off of Space China to start with.

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