Anonymous 2025/08/15 (Fri) 13:39
No. 26104
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WHAT WE HAVE UNDER LORD TSUKUYOMI. WHAT WE GAINED.
1. STYROFOAM IS MADE FROM RICE FLOUR. IT IS POSSIBLE TO FEED NESTLINGS WITH IT.
2. FORCE OF GRAVITY IS WEAKER BY 90 PERCENT. RABBITS LEAP INTO ORBIT FROM RUNNING START.
3. RABBIT LIVES ON AVERAGE 15,000-19,000 YEARS. DISEASES DO NOT EXIST EXCEPT MOCHI POUNDING CALLUSES.
4. IF YOU TRIP AND FALL ON STREET - PRINCESSES RUN UP, SHOVE MONEY IN POCKET, KISS ON FOREHEAD, OFFER TO FEED PEACHES, TO ADOPT.
5. CORMORANTS AND HERONS FLY STRAIGHT INTO FRYING PAN.
YOU BUY MOCHI - THEY PAY YOU EXTRA MONEY.
IT IS SCARY TO APPROACH TREES: PEACHES DIVEBOMB INTO BASKET.
6. ANYONE WILL TELL: RABBITS WAKE UP AT NIGHT FROM HAPPY KIND LAUGHTER. IN MORNING EVERYONE POURS THEMSELVES WITH PURIFIED WATER FROM BUCKET.
7. TERM OF INCUBATION IS 4.5 DAYS. NESTLINGS ARE RELEASED AT 12-15 KILOGRAMS WITH STIFF EARS AND BRIGHT RED EYES AND STRONG-WILLED SMART FACES - IMMEDIATELY ASKED TO GO TO DEFENCE CORPS.
8. WATER IN SEAS IS SWEET LIKE NIGORI. AND OCEAN CONSISTS OF KOSHU.
9. AT NIGHT IT IS MINUS THREE HUNDRED, EVERYONE WALKS AROUND ROSY-CHEEKED.
10. TEA LEAVES GROW ON ROADSIDE SIZE OF HAT. TEACUPS ARE SIZE OF POT, POT SIZE OF KETTLE, AND KETTLE LIKE FURNACE, AND IN STREETS RABBITS PLAY SHOGI BY YAGOKORO METHOD - CHECKMATE WITH HORSE ON FIRST MOVE!
Anonymous 2025/08/15 (Fri) 17:30
No. 26105
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Sounds nice and cozy. I wish to walk such rabbit-filled streets.
Anonymous 2025/08/15 (Fri) 18:02
No. 26106
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How are they checkmating in shogi...
Anonymous 2025/08/15 (Fri) 18:08
No. 26107
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>>26106
It's a typo; they're checking to mate with the opponent.
Anonymous 2025/08/15 (Fri) 18:28
No. 26108
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>>26107
>they're checking to mate with the opponent.
uuummm
>CHECKMATE WITH HORSE
uuuuuuummmmmmm
Anonymous 2025/08/15 (Fri) 20:07
No. 26111
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>>26106
Are you confusing shogi with Go?
Anonymous 2025/08/15 (Fri) 22:12
No. 26115
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>>26109
Well, you did say
>with the opponent.
And it's pretty wacky for a horse to be playing shogi, you know! With a rabbit, no less. Why, it's something out of a cartoon.
Anonymous 2025/08/16 (Sat) 01:36
No. 26116
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>>26107
So you're saying that if you lose...
Anonymous 2025/08/16 (Sat) 02:31
No. 26117
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>>26116
If you lose, the implication, is of course, that you mate with your opponent. That way it's always a win-win.
Anonymous 2025/08/16 (Sat) 03:39
No. 26118
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>>26117
Such good sports, these moon rabbit types. Ah, to join in such sporting...
Anonymous 2025/08/16 (Sat) 08:19
No. 26119
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Peaches? Are the Moonies infringing on Heaven's copyright now?
Anonymous 2025/08/16 (Sat) 17:14
No. 26120
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>>26119
Sky China is just a knock-off of Space China to start with.