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38760 No. 38760
[31] Give chase!

0o0o0

You take off after Reimu, not sure what else to really do in this situation. She's faster, what with being made of not semi-solid rock, but you're fast! That's not going to help much, but at least you aren't the flower lady! She has two settings: stroll and lasers. You prefer the first one, even if it doesn't hurt as much as you're sure it should.

Needless to say, you don't dig up her yard anymore.

However, while you dragged your hatted hat and fluffy pauldrons with you as you consider these things, it seems that Reimu has stopped. Or, at least, had stopped.

You seem to have launched her into a very mismatched in size pile of nudity. Although, maybe pile is too much. It's really just a little over one person.

One person that you really should be biting the crap out of.

0o0o0

[ ] Pick her up.
[ ] Cover your eyes.
-[ ] Peek.
[ ] Flee.
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>> No. 38761
[X] Aun used Bite!
>> No. 38762
>>38761

Oops! I even intended to add that. Must have slipped my mind.
>> No. 38763
[]BODY SLAM []HORN ATTACK
[]GROWL [X]BITE

I can't stop thinking of her as a pokemon now.
>> No. 38764
[x] Cover your eyes.
-[x] Peek.

2lood
>> No. 38765
[x] Crunch
>> No. 38766
[x] Cover your eyes.

because looking right at them is a bit rude if they aren't wearing cloths!
but [x] Peek. so we can aim for the EVIL HORNY LADY!
>> No. 38768
[x] Aun used Bite!
>> No. 38769
>>38763

I think you mean...

[ ] Growl [ ] Splash
[ ] Mean Look [X] Bite
>> No. 38771
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38771
[ ] Growl [ ] Splash
[ ] Mean Look [X] Bite

0o0o0

A wild Arrowdactyl appears!

Aun brought out Floof!

Seija used Attract!

Floof is confused! It's not very effective...

Floof hurt herself in her confusion!

"HOW DID YOU BITE YOURSELF THAT MAKES NO SENSE"

"Shut it, Yamabiku." That's not nice, Reimu!

Why is everything spinning? Also, you think you bit off your arm, maybe? Hard to tell right now.

0o0o0

[1] Attack [2] Switch
[3] Item [4] Flee

-[1] Growl
-[1] Splash
-[1] Mean Look
-[1] Bite

-[2] Weirdshoe
-[2] Loudmouth
-[2] Blastoise
-[2]

-[3] Tanuki Ball
-[3] Arm?

-[4] Shrine
-[4] Write-in
>> No. 38772
[2][2]

What kind of amateur wouldn't switch during confusion?
>> No. 38773
[2] Switch
-[2] Blastoise

This is the new Touhoumon Quest. Let's get Reimu some badges.

>>38769
Well, I was going with repeatedly jumping on the ground (face first) for BODY SLAM, and our "horny" morning for Reimu for HORN ATTACK, but I can see SPLASH and MEAN LOOK too, so I guess we just need to train some more. (We also clearly used both CHARM and TAIL WHIP.)
>> No. 38774
[3] Item
-[3] Arm?
>> No. 38775
[3] Item
-[3] Arm?

Kasen joke goes here
>> No. 38776
>>38773
I'm on board with this so long as we go to the first patch of grass and catch a Tokiko.

[2] Switch
-[2] Blastoise
>> No. 38777
[2] Switch
-[2] Blastoise


I broke the tie based on the third person wanting to switch, even if they wanted a different one. Their strategy still fits within the constraints of turtle summoning.
>> No. 38778
File 15180085901.jpg - (71.61KB, 567x567, I think I used this in a contest but ehh.jpg) [iqdb]
38778
[33] Switch
-[33] Blastoise

0o0o0

"Aun, quit playing around and help me!" Ohh, Reimu seems upset... Umm...

Floof, return!

You then begin sprinting back to the shrine.

"Dammit, Aun!"

When you arrive, you waste no time circling around to the pond nobody seems to ever notice. It's not exactly big, being a pond, but it's nice to play in when it's hot. Or, at least, it was that one time it was really freaking hot.

So hot, in fact, that an ice fairy got a tan.

An ice fairy.

With a tan.

"WHY DO YOU LOOK SO WEIRDED OUT STOP THAT"

"Hmm? Is someone out there?" A particularly hairy turtle pokes its head out of the water. As large as it is, you at times wonder how there even is a pond when it leaves, but you don't mind magic turtle water any more than strangely forgotten pond water.

You open your mouth to speak, but your shoulder-mounted friend greets, "GOOD MORNING"

Said turtle is quick to retract his head. Seconds pass, and he pops it back out, looking a bit embarrassed. "Good morning, Miss, erm..."

"I'M KASODANI KYOUKO"

The turtle nods, reiterating, "Good morning, Miss Kasodani."

"GOOD MORNING MISTER BEARDED DRAGON WHO HAS A BEARD FOR SOME REASON WHY DO YOU HAVE A BEARD ON THAT NOTE"

"Well, it's a bit of a long story..."

0o0o0

[ ] Become the rude dog.
[ ] Let them talk. Reimu will understand.
>> No. 38779
Forgot the update bump.
>> No. 38780
[X] Become the rude dog.

There's a reason "Swift like a turtle" is not a saying.
>> No. 38781
[X] Let them talk. Reimu will understand.
-[X] Ask if he could give you and your friends a ride to Reimu.

The sight of her old friend going to her transporting people might be enough for her not to be angry at us. Maybe.
>> No. 38782
[x] Become the rude dog.
-[x] Mention first it's to help Reimu. FIRST THING
--[x] Second thing, mention you'd love to talk but Reimu comes first! As you are BEST GIRL.
>> No. 38783
[x] Become the rude dog.
-[x] Mention first it's to help Reimu. FIRST THING
--[x] Second thing, mention you'd love to talk but Reimu comes first! As you are BEST GIRL.

sounds good
>> No. 38784
[x] Become the rude dog.
-[x] Mention first it's to help Reimu. FIRST THING
--[x] Second thing, mention you'd love to talk but Reimu comes first! As you are BEST GIRL.

bandwagon gooooooooooooooooo~
>> No. 38785
[X] Become the rude dog.
-[X] Mention first it's to help Reimu. FIRST THING
--[X] Second thing, mention you'd love to talk but Reimu comes first! As you are BEST GIRL.

Yes.
>> No. 38786
[x] Become the rude dog.
-[x] Mention first it's to help Reimu. FIRST THING
--[x] Second thing, mention you'd love to talk but Reimu comes first! As you are BEST GIRL.

>> No. 38787
Slight delay. Tired and was more busy than expected.

I'll do it when I wake up.
>> No. 38789
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38789
[34] Become the rude dog.
-[34] Mention first it's to help Reimu. FIRST THING
--[34] Second thing, mention you'd love to talk but Reimu comes first! As you are BEST GIRL.

0o0o0

You... have to be rude. There's no way around it; you have no other choice! Ohh god... What will you do? How will you do it? Will you be mean? Will you get the paper for it?! You don't want to die! Or, well... feel a small slapping!

Same thing, though! Probably!

"OHH GOD NOT AN OLD MAN STORY WE'LL BE HERE ALL DAY" ...Or the rude dog will be rude. Good job, rude dog!

The turtle sighs, his jowels drooping a little. "Very we-" And then he notices you. "Goodness gracious, are you okay?"

"It's just a scratch."

"BUT YOUR ARM IS OFF"

"Ohh, right." You'll need to put that back on at some point. ...Ohh, right! Reimu! "Umm, Mister Turtle, Reimu needs-"

He lets out a sigh, his jowels drooping further. "Reimu doesn't need an old turtle like me."

"But she is-"

"Not asking herself."

"That's not the point!" He's a jerk!

"Years ago, she asked me to stop helping her."

"OHH CAN IT TURTLE SHE'S BEING MOLESTED" Nice save, Rude!

"Molested?!"

"BY THE AMANOJAKU"

"By the amanojaku?!" Ohh no... She broke him like you broke Aya! "Get on my back and give me directions!" ...Or not!

"Well... okay." Your tail will surely be plastered to him, however, but Reimu comes before fluff. After a short climb, you have the wrinkly turtle head between your legs.

His wrinkles are very soft. Almost plush, even. No wonder Reimu used to ride him; he's comfy!

Of course, you weren't expecting your ears to ring when he took off. Who would have thought a turtle would be fast?! Between screams, however, you also scream directions, nearly being thrown off his wrinkles mid-flight with every turn when they slosh to one side.

You think you may understand why she doesn't want to ride him now.

However, you do arrive faster than it took to get to him. Many times.

However, being made of stone, you go flying when he suddenly stops.

0o0o0

[ ] Penetrate! Horn attack!
[ ] Bite! You still have to eat her!
[ ] Rip! Surely it won't be hard!
[ ] Tear! Not so different from ripping, but use your teeth!
[ ] Crush! You are heavy!
[ ] Kill! Basically your end goal anyways, but still!
[ ] Destroy! You are heavy and going fast!
[ ] AHHH! Ahhh!
>> No. 38791
[ ] Penetrate! Horn attack!
Use horn drill! it's a one-hit KO!
>> No. 38792
[x] AHHH! Ahhh!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>> No. 38793
[X] Penetrate! Horn attack!

Critical hit is a go!
>> No. 38796
[X] Penetrate! Horn attack!

>> Bite! You still have to eat her!

No! Bad stone dog! You don't know where its been! Not to mention that its bad for your health!
>> No. 38797
[x] Penetrate! Horn attack!

Aim for the derriere!
>> No. 38801
[x] Penetrate! Horn attack!
>> No. 38803
>>38789
[x]Rip! and [x]Tear!
>> No. 38805
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38805
[35] Penetrate! Horn attack!

0o0o0

A wild Floof appeared!

Arrowdactyl used Cuphead!

"I'm not a projectile!"

Arrowdactyl's attack missed.

"Ohh god, this will hur-"

Cuphead fainted.

Wild Floof used Horn Drill!

Wild Floof's attack missed!

Arrowdactyl fainted from exhaustion!

Wild Floof's attack continued to miss!

0o0o0

[ ] White and sticky!
[ ] Wet and grinning!
[ ] Hot chick!
[ ] Hot pussy!
[ ] Big and horny!
[ ] Cute and angry!
[ ]
[ ] Pussy master!
>> No. 38806
[x] Big and horny!
I don't even know what the fuck's going on, so I'm just gonna go with what sounds half-way appealing. "Big and horny" sounds like oni, and I like oni. That probably has nothing to do with it, but whatever.
>> No. 38807
[x] White and sticky

Glue, I guess?
>> No. 38808
[X] Hot chick!
Mokou or Utsuho?
>> No. 38809
[ ] Cute and angry!
im allways down for cute
>> No. 38811
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38811
I didn't bump the thread!
>> No. 38812
[x] White and sticky!
>> No. 38813
[x] White and sticky!
>> No. 38815
File 15185752417.jpg - (362.79KB, 600x849, Dammit not again.jpg) [iqdb]
38815
[x] White and sticky!

0o0o0

By this point you're starting to feel kind of dizzy. Your horn doesn't spin, so you had to make do by using your tail to cut the air! ...The only problem is that you can't really stop now. When you slam into the ground, it is instantly obliterated in your wake.

You basically fall through the ground, trying not to hurl all the while.

However, you don't fall forever, and soon hear a bit of a yelp, followed by hearing a ton of strings snap.

"Ugh... Who are you?" Opening your eyes, you find three blondes.

Three blondes who are spinning and have eyeballs where their nipples should be! Or, wait... are those buttons? Either way, there are like 6 each.

0o0o0

[ ] She asked, so stick your butt in her face! Right after you free yourself from all this sticky gunk!
[ ] Sniff butt. You think you see ears! Strike while the web is in a knot!
[ ] Or is that a bow? Maybe you should dodge arrows!
[ ] Or maybe a ribbon? Just greet her like a person, no matter how weird it feels.
[ ] Let the selectively rude dog go at her. She seems excited to greet people.
>> No. 38816
[X] Or maybe a ribbon? Just greet her like a person, no matter how weird it feels.

maybe Reimu taught Aunn how to shake
>> No. 38819
[ ] Or maybe a ribbon? Just greet her like a person, no matter how weird it feels.
>> No. 38820
[X] Or maybe a ribbon? Just greet them like a person, no matter how weird it feels.

Remember to say hi to all three of them.
>> No. 38821
[X] Or maybe a ribbon? Just greet her like a person, no matter how weird it feels.

Well this went better than I expected.
>> No. 38822
[x] Let the selectively rude dog go at her. She seems excited to greet people.

Oh, a tide. Here, I'll piss against it.
>> No. 38823
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38823
[37] Or maybe a ribbon? Just greet her like a person, no matter how weird it feels.

0o0o0

In the darkness, it's hard to tell anything. Are those ears or a ribbon in her hair? You know Reimu's are a ribbon after she hit you when you tried to sniff her butt. But this isn't Reimu's butt, and those aren't twitching or moving at all like Reimu's ribbon totally was.

So, deciding to be more cautious for once in my long yet short life, I say, "Hello!"

"...Hi, hello."

Ohh, wait. She asked my name! "I'm Komano Aun!"

She nodded, or at least tried; her chin was the victim of a rogue web, now keeping it stuck down. "Kurodani Yamame, an earth spider."

Ohh! Right, you forgot that people like to say what they are sometimes! "I'm a komainu!"

Giving you an odd look, the sticky spider asks, "What's a komainu doing in old hell of all places?"

"Trying to screw an amanojaku led to my fall!" If only you hadn't missed!

"...Yeah, I could see that being a good way to screw thing up."

"No, I screwed into the ground!"

"I don't want to knoYEEP" You think her face went red.

...Wait, where'd the loud dog go? "Is everything okay?"

She lets out a gasp, biting her lip. "I..." Her eyes close. "I think there's something under my skIRT!" Her eyes widen.

0o0o0

[ ] Ohh! That must be the loud dog being oddly quiet!
[ ] Ohh! The loud dog is showing initiative!
[ ] Ohh! Is that a bucket-full of little girl? ...Why is she grinning at you and opening and closing er hands grabbily?
>> No. 38824
[x] Ohh! The loud dog is showing initiative!

ATTACK
>> No. 38825
[ ] Ohh! The loud dog is showing initiative!
lets go, go, go!
>> No. 38826
[X] Ohh! That must be the silly bird being oddly active!

Aya didn't say much as of late.
>> No. 38827
Need to remember to mark as "Update". Not easy to remember...
>> No. 38828
[x] Ohh! Is that a bucket-full of little girl? ...Why is she grinning at you and opening and closing er hands grabbily?

In Gensokyo, rape is like saying "Hello"
>> No. 38829
Was gonna wait till tonight, but now seems a good time to start.
>> No. 38830
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38830
[38] Ohh! The loud dog is showing initiative!

0o0o0

"Ohh! That's just Kyouko being friendly!" You can't help but smile, doing your best to peek around the spider's massive butt. Spying a certain tail, you say, "She's a good girl." Then the tail starts wagging.

Eyes lidded, the sleepy spider answers, "F-friendly...?"

"Yeah! Friendly!"

"She's... she's so intensely..." She lets out a hitched gasp. "Sniffing..."

And then, you feel someone new grab your head, and- Ohhhhh, yeah... Right there... "Mehehe~ A defenseless little kitty cat's gotten stuck in the spider's web, has she?" If you weren't getting rubbed behind the ears right now, you'd totally bite her. "A shame if something happened to your..." Your tail starts wagging harder when she tugs on your head. "...Head?" She tugs again. "...C'mon, you stupid..." She tugs again and again, scratching you just right again and again.

0o0o0

[ ] Lean into her affection. It is really hard to scratch stone ears right, and you are going to enjoy this.
[ ] Bite her anyways. She smells evil, even if her scritchies say otherwise.
-[ ] But let her try to redeem herself with these awesome scritchies first.
[ ] She will make a fine addition to your collection of friends! Capture her in your floof!
[ ] Ask for help getting down.
-[ ]
-[ ] Sleepy Spider
-[ ] Limp Birdie
-[ ] Enthusiastic Dog
-[ ] Scritchie Bucket
>> No. 38831
[x] Lean into her affection. It is really hard to scratch stone ears right, and you are going to enjoy this.

It's hard to get good rubs when you're literally made of youkai-reinforced stone.
>> No. 38832
We need to find Youmu, STAT.

>The things that cannot be scritched by my Roukanken, forged by youkai, are close to none!
>> No. 38833
[X] Lean into her affection. It is really hard to scratch stone ears right, and you are going to enjoy this.

Aunn is a good dog who deserves head scratches.
>> No. 38834
[x] She will make a fine addition to your collection of friends! Capture her in your floof!

it is an imperative to capture every one
>> No. 38835
[X] Bite her anyways. She smells evil, even if her scritchies say otherwise.

Time to level up.
>> No. 38838
[X] Lean into her affection. It is really hard to scratch stone ears right, and you are going to enjoy this.
>> No. 38839
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38839
[39] Lean into her affection. It is really hard to scratch stone ears right, and you are going to enjoy this.

0o0o0

"MmmMMMmmm... Right there..." You lean into her sadistic embrace.

Seeming confused, the bucket girl shrieks, "W-what are you doing?!"

"Don't stooooop..." You nuzzle her tiny hands.

She seems more than a little confused, and is now blushing a little. Averting her eyes, she starts tugging your head some more, and her efforts are scratching your ears soooooooooo well. Your tongue luls out as you start panting, her blush only getting worse for it. She keeps tugging at your head, but it's just not the same...

She's holding back now.

"Hardeeeeer..." You give her your best begging eyes. "I'm made of rock; you don't have to be gentle..."

She swallows a bit, asking, "You're... okay with that?" You nod. She's silent for a bit, before that nasty grin returns along with her wickedness.

And then she starts really wrenching your head! While the spider and enthusiastic dog stare on with a bit of a blush.

0o0o0

[ ] Beg her to not stop.
[ ] Beg her to do it even harder.
[ ] Beg her to twist, too.
[ ] Let the master work. Truly she does not need directions, for she is perfection.
[ ] Bite her, no matter what you are risking! Will she be the same after? Who knows!
>> No. 38840
[x] Beg her to twist, too.

Work out those kinks. Or work them in. One of those two.
>> No. 38841
[X] Bite her, no matter what you are risking! Will she be the same after? Who knows!

Wonder how she'll react to surprise biting.
I know dogs sometimes do that to play.
>> No. 38845
[x] Let the master work. Truly she does not need directions, for she is perfection.

Lewd!
>> No. 38847
[x] Let the master work. Truly she does not need directions, for she is perfection.
>> No. 38848
[x] Let the master work. Truly she does not need directions, for she is perfection.
>> No. 38850
File 151906083660.png - (574.08KB, 720x1278, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.png) [iqdb]
38850
[40] Let the master work. Truly she does not need directions, for she is perfection.

0o0o0

You have many words you want to bombard her with. You could beg her to just keep going in the one super itchy spot your looooooove getting scratched. Or you could beg her to get rougher and really scratch the heck out of you. You could even get her to twist, as you just like that twisting motion, getting you on the underside.

But no, you won't; you want to trust this creature just dripping with ill intent. Because you love attention more than you hate evil. You're not the best at being a komainu, but you're very good at being a dog.

So you'll be a dog right now, and lean into her loving.

"What are you made of...?"

Helpfully, you answer, "Rock." Didn't you just say that?

Idly, she considers, "Maybe a chisel...?" Ohh, that would scratch you real well! " Let's go see the bridge bitch."

"Another dog?!"

"Sure, I guess."

...Wait, you're still stuck.

0o0o0

[ ] Your tail cannot fail! Maximum wagging!
[ ] You're rock. Just lean forward and go down with the web.
[ ] Unfurl you floof in a great floofsplosion! There's no way you will allow yourself to miss this!
[ ] Use crunch!
>> No. 38851
[x] Unfurl your floof in a great floofsplosion! There's no way you will allow yourself to miss this!

F L O O F
>> No. 38852
[X] Unfurl you floof in a great floofsplosion! There's no way you will allow yourself to miss this!

Putting all our fluff on a web can't possibly go wrong.
>> No. 38854
[x] Your tail cannot fail! Maximum wagging!

Trapped in a web? Not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERWAGGING
>> No. 38855
[x] Unlimited Floof Works
>> No. 38856
[x] Unfurl your floof in a great floofsplosion! There's no way you will allow yourself to miss this!
>> No. 38857
[x] Unfurl your floof in a great floofsplosion! There's no way you will allow yourself to miss this!
>> No. 38858
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38858
[x] Unfurl your floof in a great floofsplosion! There's no way you will allow yourself to miss this!

0o0o0

You need to get down from this web if you want to experience this ultimate scratch. The webs seem strong, so you doubt you could just fall out. That would be silly! And wagging cutting it would be just as silly!

Obviously you need more floof than just wagging. You need all the floof! Taking a deep breath, you puff up your cheeks! You then try to force it up, your dolops uncurling into long spikes once more. It may not break the web, but it does rocket you out.

0o0o0

2 hands available.

[ ] Grab the sleepy spider!
[ ] Grab the snuggle bucket!
[ ] Grab the best dog!
[ ] Grab the
>> No. 38859
[x] Grab the sleepy spider.
-[x] With both hands.

Trying to think of an in-character reason, but couldn't think of one. Just wanted more Yamame time without other dogs sniffin round.
>> No. 38860
[x] Grab the sleepy spider.
-[x] With both hands.

Never not the resident 'pider.
>> No. 38865
[X] Grab the sleepy spider!
[X] Grab the loud dog!

We now have a spider friend.
>> No. 38867
[X] Grab the snuggle bucket!
[X] Grab the best dog!
>> No. 38869
[x] Grab the sleepy spider.
-[x] With both hands.


Note: you can pick up your dog at the door on your way out.
>> No. 38870
File 151919433961.png - (127.48KB, 512x512, Why does this picture look like it does.png) [iqdb]
38870
[42] Grab the sleepy spider.
-[42] With both hands.

0o0o0

Ohh no! You're going to be separated from your new friends and the sleepy spider! First thing's first, you also need to save the spider from the web too! As such, you grab her hand! You also want to make friends with the spider, so you grab her hand as well!

...Wait...

Before you can realize your mistake, you find yourself in dire need of steering, so you use your tail, aiming for the bridge!

Sadly, you end up going straight through it while someone shouts at exactly the right moment and fast enough to be heard, "I'msojealousofthewayyoudestroyedmubridgeyoubitch!"

The spider may be a little covered in splinters, but she shouts, "Sorry about that! I'll build you a new one!" She's a kind spider.

That said, you're still falling, but now down what you think is a canyon with a river at the base.

0o0o0

[ ] Aim for the ground! Surely you won't go through that this time!
[ ] Aim for the water! After that, you just need to climb out, as rocks aren't good at swimming you don't think.
[ ] Aim for more webs! Because it worked well enough the first time!
[ ] Aim puppy eyes at the spider, as you're not sure what to do now! Surely she will fix this, too!
>> No. 38872
[x] Aim for the ground and miss! That's how you fly, right?
>> No. 38873
[x] Aim for the ground and miss! That's how you fly, right?

Solid logic.
>> No. 38874
[x] Aim for the ground and miss! That's how you fly, right?

I can't argue with that logic.
>> No. 38877
[x] Aim for the ground and miss! That's how you fly, right?
>> No. 38878
[x] Aim puppy eyes at the spider, as you're not sure what to do now! Surely she will fix this, too!
>> No. 38879
[X] Aim for the ground! Surely you won't go through that this time!
>> No. 38880
[x] Aim for the ground and miss! That's how you fly, right?
>> No. 38881
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[43] Aim for the ground and miss! That's how you fly, right?

0o0o0

Okay, you need to either use your floof to cushion a hard landing, land in the water, or go for the webs...

The webs are all over the place, but if you wag your tail juuust right, you can go between the thick strands. And, while it probably won't work at this speed, maybe if you fly! And, as such, you fly!

You fly!

...You fly!

You tried.

Although, it seems to have done at least something, as you end up sliding across the rock below, leaving a trench with your face. When you finally stop, you're left spitting out at least a pound of rock, as your rock is the best rock, and won't be broken by these crummy normal rocks. "Eww... It tastes like farts..."

The spider peeks up from burying her face in your floof, finally letting out a sigh of relief. She looks between you and the rocks you drooled all over, saying, "It's brimstone."

You blink. "...Evil rocks?"

"...Well, I guess, at least in a way...? We're in an old hell long past its expiration date, but it's still the same, just... a bit full."

...Evil rocks...

0o0o0

[ ] Bite the rock!
[ ] OHH GOD, YOU WENT TO HELL! You should have been a good girl! Or, well... a gooder girl! Somehow!
[ ] Wait, you seem to have made a hole in the ground! ...Is that maniacal laughter you hear?
>> No. 38882
[X] Wait, you seem to have made a hole in the ground! ...Is that maniacal laughter you hear?

You beat up that evil rock Aunn, good girl.
>> No. 38883
[x] Wait, you seem to have made a hole in the ground! ...Is that maniacal laughter you hear?

There are shenanigans afoot!
>> No. 38884
[X] Bite the rock!

Because we can.
>> No. 38885
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[X] Bite the rock!

Derek, NO!
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