⋮ No. 39105>>39093Changing my vote to
[x] HOLD BACK TEARS
- [X] Fail Miserably
⋮ No. 39116
[65] Bottle it up and go.
0o0o0
You wipe the tears and snot and drool off on the nice monk's wonderful squishiness and say, "Thanks..."
Returning it with a slightly twitching smile, she booms, "These things happen." After that, she places a towel- "handkerchief. Now, blow." -a hand cur chief- "...Hanky." -a hanky to your nose. After that, you blow your brains out, getting more of the grossness out of your new and improved nose. "Better?" When you nod, she sighs like a typhoon, saying, "Good. Now, up we go." She picks you up, and takes the initiative of seeing you home.
When you arrive, you find that half the shrine is gone, as it's half on the edge of that hole you just left from.
The friendly monk is groaning, massaging her temples. "Curses... I suppose my long overdue appointment with the Moriya god's keister must be delayed." Her boy bits seem to nod in agreement, and her perpetually angry extra eye just rolls.
0o0o0
[ ] The angel killed it so hard it died!
[ ] The knifey ghost returned explosively!
[ ] The time traveling weirdos took it!
[ ] The nice flower person looked at it funny!
[ ] The queen of the stinky place looked at it vaguely funnily!
[ ] The pompous vampire fated it away!
[ ] The giggly ghost ate it!
[ ] The teensy oni gathered it!
[ ] The bamboo moon person stole it!
[ ] The mean ol' yama judged it!
[ ] Yukari is fooling around again!
[ ] The god wanted to be worth visiting!
[ ] The dumb raven made stars at it!
-[ ] ...Why does that sound familiar?
[ ] The weird monk punched it!
[ ] The celestial slayed it!
[ ] The fairies are acting up again!
[ ] The not oni did oni things!
[ ] The family friend read a book again! Maybe two!
[ ] The taoist stepped on a crack and broke its back!
[ ] The amanojaku flip-turned its life upside down!
[ ] The scary mask lady got emotional!
[ ] The weird girl played with balls again!
[ ] The moon amanojaku misspoke!
[ ] Your mother used the wrong back door!
[ ] The cat did cat things!
[ ] Wait, what was that about butts?
⋮ No. 39131
[X] The dumb raven made stars at it!
-[X] ...Why does that sound familiar?
0o0o0
It's obviously the dumb- "Do not be rude to Utsuho; she tries her very best. -the 'dumb' raven! "Well, so long as it's second hand, I suppose it will do."
You head for the shrine, only to find a grumpy Reimu pampering that white bitch! The nerve of that white head! "Reimuuuu! The 'dumb' raven shot out stars!"
Her eyes look up to you.
Your tail starts wagging.
She then goes back to petting the traitorous dog! She obviously wants to replace you, drooping tail, ears, mouth and disposition aside!
Of course, the final blow to your doggy pride comes when the loud dog comes out carrying tea.
Which she no doubt made. "REIMU THE TEA IS DONE CAN I GO HOME NOW"
"No."
"OKAY"
The white bitch asks between strokes of her head, "Can I?"
"No."
You can't make tea.
She can make tea.
You are vastly inferior! Noooooo! You have been replaced!
0o0o0
[ ] Open the bottle! Release the tears!
[ ] This bitch! Mortal bird needs to take her home!
[ ] That bitch! The sticky bird needs to take her home!
[ ] Those bitches! They are undermining your place in this half of the shrine!
[ ] The cat! The nice monk needs to take her home!
[ ] The only way this would be okay is if it were a harem ending! Go kidnap the last remaining dog you know of!
[ ] Between the new dog, the newer dog and the cat you're a bit sick and tired of this. Just accept the nice monk's offer.
-[ ] Wait, that means living with the cat. Poo!
⋮ No. 39155
[69] Drown in sorrow.
0o0o0
You sink into a heaping helping of sadness, with a side of also sadness, as well as extra sadness on top! Nobody loves you! Monk hates you! "Actually, we are on good enough ter-" SHUT UP! You don't know me! "If you would just let me finish, I might-" You're not my mom! Monk hates you... And so does Reimu, because she's replaced you twice over... And loud dog, well... ...Okay, maybe not her. She seems too nice to hate anyone. But the white bitch?! Ohh, she most certainly does! And don't even get yourself started on that cat, the turtle, the ghost, the poltergeist, or the weirdly fluffy mage!
Monk mutters with a boom, "It really is as annoying to be interrupted as they say..." She sends Reimu a look that could peel paint. "Just pet her already."
Reimu huffs grumpily. "No." Her hand is twitching, however, and her face is pinkened. She keep drinking her oddly full cup of tea, what with it lasting so long.
0o0o0
[ ] CRAAAAWLING IIIIN MY SKIIIIN! THESE WOUUUUNDS, THEY WIIIILL...
-[ ] NOT HEAAAAL! ...Why is the loud dog blushing?
-[ ] ...HEAL, ACTUALLYYYY! Hey, that was surprisingly easy!
⋮ No. 39164
[70] CRAAAAWLING IIIIN MY SKIIIIN! THESE WOUUUUNDS, THEY WIIIILL...
-[70] NOT HEAAAAL! ...Why is the loud dog blushing?
0o0o0
The tears finally stop.
You feel empty inside.
Even if you know you are very solid inside. But that doesn't matter. You don't care.
You begin on the sad task of putting your ears and tail back on. "Your tail goes on your rear, not your ear.[b]" You don't care. Nothing matters. Monk sighs. Whatever.
After putting your ears and tail wherever the heck you want (because forget that noise) you get back up and shake off the tears, followed by wringing out your everything. Even your geta feel soggy. Like your soul. Full of tears. Infinite tears. Infinite soggy. But not infinite shoes.
While you consider your soul and tears and shoes or something, your clothes lose color, turning black and white. Which, on that note, your clothes have regenerated. You are no longer naked like the wounds on your soul, stripped raw by the grating tears of sand. Not that your tears are actually sand, but whatever. They are water. They are wet.
"WHY ARE YOU SUDDENLY SO HOT"
You answer simply, "Whatever." The loud dog's knees give out, her face bright red.
Reimu is now just looking at you oddly. Who cares. You don't. Definitely not.
[b]0o0o0
[ ] Go find makeup to show the exact state of your soul. Right after you figure out how to use makeup.
[ ] Be an aloof floof. Get affection from the loud dog. Why, you don't know. Whatever.
[ ] Give yourself a totally sick tattoo. Right after you figure out how to give a tattoo.
[ ] The cat seems to be rubbing against your leg now. W-whatever. You don't care. At all. Not one bit. Nope.
⋮ No. 39176
[71] Be an aloof floof. Get affection from the loud dog. Why, you don't know. Whatever.
0o0o0
"WOW ARE YOU COOL YOU SHOULD BE THIS COOL ALL THE TIME"
"Whatever." Not like you want to be.
The sound that follows makes even your ear-tail bleed, not that you care. Although, Reimu does chuck a needle at her, which lodges itself in the loud dog's head. "Quit it with that." She rubs her ears, grumbling with annoyance.
"OBAY" Her tongue is hanging out, and she's a bit cross-eyed, but that changes after she pulls it out. "DO IT AGAIN DO IT AGAIN" Reimu repeats the action, and now half your friend's face isn't moving. "NOT YOU THE COOL DOG" She pulls that one out, too, the other half of her face syncing back up with the rest.
You just roll your eyes and sigh grandly. Not that sighing is anything special. You don't care. At all. "Whatever."
The loud dog quietly makes your ears bleed this time, and Reimu just rolls her eyes, sighing. And, with that done, the loud dog hugs you.
And then she pulls down your shorts and starts sniffing your butt.
0o0o0
[ ] Sniff her butt. Wag your ear.
[ ] Turn up your nose. Aloof in her face.
⋮ No. 39188 [X] "No!"
[X] Aun used Mega Kick!
[X] "Monk, help!" Because she... she actually has sh-shown to do so!
Anons, there's nothing more cool than being petted by someone you like. But if someone tries to lick you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good. It's your body, no one has the right to lick you if you don't want them to. So what do you do? First, you say "no". Then, you kick them in the face. Most important, you gotta tell someone you trust, like your door parent, your turtle friend, a mind-reading monk.
⋮ No. 39191 well, since
>>39188 put it so beautifully...
[X] "No!"
[X] Aun used Mega Kick!
[X] "Monk, help!" Because she... she actually has sh-shown to do so!
⋮ No. 39193
[X] "No!"
[X] Aun used Mega Kick!
[X] "Monk, help!" Because she... she actually has sh-shown to do so!
0o0o0
"No!" You place your hands on the ground for support and bend over, shivering for multiple reasons when that allows her deeper access to your increasingly clean butthole.
"NO WHA-" And then you kick her in the face. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh!" She flies out through the missing half of the shrine, falling back into the dark hole in the ground. You think you hear a loud tweet, followed by a louder, doggier tweet. You also think you hear a cry about stickiness.
Your butt is now ringing, however. Which is odd, all things considered. You may want to put your tail back where it goes if this becomes a common occurrence.
Still, now you need help! "Monk, help!" You give her pleading eyes full of tears and far less aloof than there should be.
She gives you a dull look, then lets out a hurricane-force sigh, blowing your floof straight for a moment.
She then tugs your shorts back up and pats your head.
0o0o0
You have to thank her! But how?
[ ] Write-in.
⋮ No. 39203
[74] Put ear and tail back in their proper places.
[74] Hugs and face licks.
0o0o0
You grasp your eat-tail and tug it out with a pop. Then you grab your tail-ear and tug it free as well. With relative ease you plug them back in, though are sure to swap the locations, making them tail-tail and ear-ear alike. However, you quickly realize you put the ear on the wrong side.
Good enough!
Satori begins, "Actually, I think it would be better if y-" She then dodges your wrecking ball of a pounce, sighing. She then kneels down and
Ohhyestherethat'sthetickettheretherethereYESSSSS~
Reimu watches jealously as Satori rubs your belly, stroking every inch of it with practiced ease, as if she does this for a living.
0o0o0
But whose are better?!
[ ] Satori's are the best! Enough to earn her enough points to use her name! That skill is out of this world! You could get addicted, even!
[ ] Reimu's are so loving and half-hearted! ...Wait, is that a plus? That doesn't sound like a plus.
[ ] Just have them do you from both ends! One can take your throat, and the other down below! What's better than a belly rub? A belly rub and a chin scratchy!
⋮ No. 39217
75
[75] Just have them do you from both ends! One can take your throat, and the other down below! What's better than a belly rub? A belly rub and a chin scratchy!
0o0o0
The answer is simple: you love Reimu, and you love Satori! The obvious choice is to not choose at all! Aren't you smart? You feel real smart right now.
Now, all you have to do is get them to marry!
Satori sputters, going red in the face. Reimu sends her an odd look, to which Satori replies by averting her eyes. And then Reimu's look grows odder still, as neither of them said anything. To this end, Satori quietly booms, "She... wishes us to marry."
And now it's your red-white master's turn to go red, becoming the red-white-red! Satori snickers for some reason, though you're not sure why. Reimu averts as well, saying, "You have your head screwed on right, Aun? Girls can't marry."
Of course, you point out, "But the loud dog seems to like girls! And she's not a boy! Maybe girls can marry?" You're not entirely sure, but surely the proof is enough. "Plus, aren't you only supposed to feel nice when kissed by boys? I was kissed all over by Satori's 'dumb' bird!"
Satori blinks, and then gives Reimu a dirty look. "At least my bird knows not to stick her nose up skirts." Reimu blinks a few times, though Satori continues, "I refer to Aun. She is the cause of that yamabiko thinking she must be a dog."
Now Reimu gives you an odd look. "Why the heck are you sniffing...?" She shakes her head, not finishing that sentence. "Look, it doesn't matter. She's a youkai, a woman, and annoying."
You helpfully point out, "But I'm a youkai, a woman, and annoying! You even said so! Multiple times!" You smile, because of course you do.
Reimu lets out a long sigh. "And you're a freeloader, not my wife."
Satori points out, "She sees herself as your pet, not a freeloader."
Now Reimu goes extra red once more. "Like hell she-" She takes a deep breath, and uses it to grumble. Then another, followed by saying, "Aun, you're a komainu."
"Yeah!"
"The guardian of the shrine."
"Yeah!"
"You're a lion."
"Well, yeah!"
"Who has a pet lion?"
Satori chimes in like the strike of a gong, "I do."
Reimu replies simply, "Shut it, you."
You helpfully point out, "I'm also a dog!"
Reimu just sighs. Satori has your back, though. "In the end, does it matter?"
Reimu sighs longer this time, and massages her temples. "Well... I guess not? Never really had a komainu come to life before."
You just smile, saying, "So, when's the wedding?"
They both go equally silent, and also pointedly look away from each other. Reimu regains her composure first, saying, "There won't be any wedding." You give her puppy eyes. "N-no! Stop that!" Your eyes get teary. "A-Aun, cut it... cut it out... I'm not..." You sniffle, looking down. "Fine! We'll get married! Just stop that already!" Her hand practically blurs in transit to giving you ruffles.
Satori looks at Reimu like she said something unreasonable. "You can't be-" You turn your eyes on her, whimpering. Her floaty eye thing's eye twitches, before gushing blood. "...Very well." Her own hand makes a quick transition to your belly, and you are soon on the ground, happy as can be.
Meanwhile, the cat seems to be ascending to a new level of smug and the white bitch is at a loss for anything even approaching words. She takes this chance to sneak away, dragging the cold bird with her. The cold bird is bonelessly taking pictures all the while.
The End
0o0o0
Up next is the epilogue. Other than that, the story is over.
I may make another like it some day, as it's been fun. Possibly from Nitori's PoV or something.
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>>39221It certainly was! It's why I gave warnings at the start, as it wasn't me in my right mind. As I had said, I was sick for a while. Like, a month 'a while'.
Head wasn't what I'd call on straight as such, and I knew writing was ill advised till I felt better. And then, eventually I did! But then I began to realize something.
I think I might have burnt myself out some time in October. So I kept at it as a sort of vacation from writing, where I didn't have to think too much and on average only spent about 20 minutes on an update, ignoring my persnickety self when it comes to update images stretching that out to a rather extreme degree, multiplying the time put into each update often by at least 2.
⋮ No. 39226>>39224I mean, if you want to be technical, they are practically infinite. The rails were kinda made of dog treats, you see, so Aun did away with them in record time. Although, of the characters encountered, Orin, Okuu, Kyouko, Koishi, Okuu, Seija, Mystia, Yamame and Okuu were very possible Porn Ends.
⋮ No. 39237>>39235That was sorta what the last vote was for. Reimu, Satori, or both.
If you mean sex, that would have been some crazy subset of when she was on top of naked Seija and Shinmyoumaru. Although, getting Aun to intentionally go down that path would be voting gymnastics in its own right, as she only just started to think that girls can fall in love, not to mention her going for Reimu would not go as you might hope. More on that in Reimu's epilogue.
Also, on that note, I think I have enough info to start on one of the epilogues: gravity!
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I've not written anything but this in forever, so I hope you understand my thrill at finding my muse once more. Time to write some Marisa.
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>>39250All good things come to those who wait.
Then again, best dog never showed up. ⋮ No. 39338 In the past whatever number of days I've gotten 4, 6, 6 and 6 hours of sleep.
I'm not busy. I should by all means be getting the sleep I need. But I'm not. No, instead I'm waking up 4, 2, 2 and 2 hours early because... reasons? No reason. At all. And then I can't get back to sleep! It's horrid...
As such, this update is a struggle. And so too will be editing it, as it's been doneish since 2 days ago. I managed to get half way through treading it over, but ran out of gas half way in.
If I manage a restful night, I should get it up basically tomorrow. If not, well... I'll keep trying to try. I deal poorly with sleep deprivation.