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38472 No. 38472
While my brain is on the fritz, I've decided to try my hand at porn. It will be (semi) fast and furious, not to mention lacking in high standards of quality control! However, if you wish it, you just might end up doing something truly lewd. Depravity beyond your wildest dreams!

For you are effectively a newborn, who has no concept of lewd.

This story will either be short, incomplete, or sporadically updated in the longer term. I'm mostly in this because I hate not writing.

0o0o0

Your eyes open to the sight of mister sun, who didn't seem so happy to see you, what with the way he was returning your stare with searing pain. "Ouch!" Wisely, you decide to avert your gaze from that intense, burningly bright smile.

It burnt with the intensity of at least two candle, maybe more. Of course, with candles that sadly were pressed uncomfortably into your eyes. Thankfully, being what you are, pain wasn't the greatest of issues.

However, pain still hurts, and Miss Sukuna laughs at you when you show off just how tough of a youkai you are. Someday, maybe she won't laugh! Maybe!

Still, with your gaze averted from the brightest star of all (because, if there's one thing you are familiar with, it's the sky above and watching the shrine explode in some manner) you roll off of your pedestal. However, one thing you still have trouble comprehending is that whole movement thing.

And, more importantly, gravity, and how moving can lead to it coming into play.

0o0o0

[ ] Flail pitifully! AHHHHH!
[ ] Use your fluff for cushioning! Thank you, brain!
[ ] Call for help! Because you know Reimu cares enough to save you!
[ ] Turn to stone! Show gravity who's boss!
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>> No. 38473
[X] Use your fluff for cushioning! Thank you, brain!

Plz no lewd the shrinedog.
>> No. 38474
[x] Use your fluff for cushioning! Thank you, brain!

lion-dog is for floof, not lood
>> No. 38475
[x] Turn to stone! Show gravity who's boss!

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME.
>> No. 38476
[x] Call for help!

Tasukete Reimu!
>> No. 38477
[X] Call for help! Because you know Reimu cares enough to save you!

[Muffled Shrinedog noises in the distance]
>> No. 38478
[X] Call for help! Because you know Reimu cares enough to save you!

Reimu halp!
>> No. 38479
[X] Turn to stone! Show gravity who's boss!

Physics time?
>> No. 38481
Called. Ohh god does my head feel like it wants to explode at times.

Obviously best time to write.

[X] Call for help! Because you know Reimu cares enough to save you!
>> No. 38482
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38482
[X] Call for help! Because you know Reimu cares enough to save you!

0o0o0

"Reimu, he—!" You land face-first before you can get the words out. Rubbing your hurt nose, you let out a little whine before climbing back up.

"Reimu, h—!" Once more, you land painfully on your nose.

Once more you climb up, this time standing up properly on it! And then you cannonball off, trying to get as much air time as possible. "Reimu, help!!"

You land again, though at least are satisfied that the impact was to your butt, and not your nose again. Your butt takes a beating much better than your nose! It has padding, after all!

0o0o0

[ ] Sniffle! She never came...
[ ] Shift blame! Show the ground who's boss!
[ ] Shiftily look around. Nobody saw that, did they...?
[ ] Repeat the process closer to Reimu! She must be sleeping!
>> No. 38483
[x] Repeat the process closer to Reimu! She must be sleeping!
-[x] If that doesn't work! Move closer!
--[x] If you fall on Reimu, make sure you land on butt. It has cushion.

This cannot go wrong.
>> No. 38488
[x] Repeat the process closer to Reimu! She must be sleeping!
-[x] If that doesn't work! Move closer!
--[x] If you fall on Reimu, make sure you land on butt. It has cushion.
>> No. 38489
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38489
Head feels like it's in a vice right now. I'll see how votes look in the morning.
>> No. 38491
[x] Repeat the process closer to Reimu! She must be sleeping!
-[x] If that doesn't work! Move closer!
--[x] If you fall on Reimu, make sure you land on butt. It has cushion.

At last, the fabeled butt to butt level of cushion will be achieved. Let this singular moment in our fated eternity forever stand as testement to our faith in the butt gods.
>> No. 38492
[x] Shift blame! Show the ground who's boss!
I assume this is Aun rubbing her butt on the ground.
>> No. 38494
[x] Repeat process n xt to Reimu
>> No. 38496
[x] Repeat the process closer to Reimu! She must be sleeping!
-[x] If that doesn't work! Move closer!
--[x] If you fall on Reimu, make sure you land on butt. It has cushion.

Yeah, I wanna see where this goes with this Aunn
>> No. 38504
Thanks for all the votes. Makes being sick suck a little less. Vote called.
>> No. 38505
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38505
[x] Repeat the process closer to Reimu! She must be sleeping!
-[x] If that doesn't work! Move closer!
--[x] If you fall on Reimu, make sure you land on butt. It has cushion.

0o0o0

If at first you don't succeed, keep trying till you do! ...That's how it goes, right? Well, you're sure you at least got it half right, so it's probably more right than wrong! As such, you storm into the shrine like a fluffy hurricane! A fluffy hurricane that it trying to not be heard, but a hurricane nonetheless! You like it more when Reimu praises you than when she beats you up, after all! As you pad deeper into the shrine, you gasp. You forgot to take off your geta! You make double sure to kick them out the doorway, and ignore the cry of pain that sounded suspiciously cat-like.

You hate cats.

Soon enough, you are upon Reimu, who was indeed sleeping. She looks so peaceful and so cute. You just want to lay on her face and snuggle her, but manage to resist the great urge to suffocate her tenderly. You need to call for her help, after all. She never came, so you figure doing it closer will get her to come, especially with how short the distance is. You need height, however, so you fly up to the ceiling.

Take that, gravity.

Still, your sticking it to the gravity is short-lived, as you soon let it reclaim power over you. "Reimu, help!" You land on your bottom, and quickly look to Reimu, espectant.

She's still sleeping. Somehow.

You obviously must repeat this, or else she'll never hear you. But, as she didn't hear you, you also need to be closer. As such, you fly over her, trying to keep your face near at the same time. This amounts to standing on the ceiling, of course. Thankfully you understand the concepts of shoes and dirty feet, so it remains cleaner than if that dirty cat did the same, you're sure.

And, from your precarious position, you drop like a rock in water. Probably. "Reimu, mmph!"

You land horn-first on her butt.

The ensuing beating is biblical in proportions, you think. She's a priestess, so it is by default, right? Soon, she has you seated in front of her and wanting an explanation.

0o0o0

[ ] Explain how you fell off the pedestal.
[ ] Explain why you fell on her.
[ ] Puppy eyes.
[ ] Blame the cat. Even when it's not her fault, it's her fault.
>> No. 38506
[x] Puppy eyes.

Death by hnnnnnnngh
>> No. 38507
This sounds like a good idea! Let's just do this.

[x] Blame the cat. Even when it's not her fault, it's her fault.

As it always- Noooo good kitty, stay away from daddy's precious models. Yes, you're a good girl, now don't push it off. ...Yes, daddy will get you plenty of catnip and fresh meat, so put away the shiv, please. Good kitty, yes, good kitty...

I have had my choice of vote reconsidered for me.

[x] Grovel at her feet! You are not worthy! Not even of the newspaper!
>> No. 38508
[X] Puppy eyes.
>> No. 38509
[x] Explain how you fell off the pedestal.
>> No. 38510
[X] Puppy eyes.

Inb4 the titular 'Corruption' actually refers to bribery, nepotism, money laundering, and the likes.
>> No. 38512
Calling it!

>>38510

Soon we shall have wanted posters of Komano "Old Yeller" Aun.
>> No. 38514
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[x] Puppy eyes.

0o0o0

You stop blinking, and look up at her with your widest, biggest eyes possible. Before long, wet joins the words to describe them, as blinking is weirdly important now. However, you've long since realized this (at least a week!) and have learned how to instead weaponize it.

"What... No, don't you even start this."

Your fluffy little eyebrows get into the thick of things, too, half-rocketing into your bangs..

"No. Just no. I'm counting to three, and if you don't stop, I'll..."

Your lip begins to quiver, causing Reimu's ever present scowl to erode. Erosion is something you know well, after all, being a big, cute lump of rock.

She catches her hand as it tries to reach towards your very pettable, very fluffy scalp. "...There will be no dinner for you if I hit three."

Your tail all but dies, flopping limply to the ground, before wiggling its way under you.

"One..." Her cheeks are turning pink.

Your eyes are tearing up.

Her eyes widen at how pettable you are. "Two..."

0o0o0

[ ] Go for that graceful coop by whining! You're sure you got it wrong, but no word should be said and spelled so different. It's a wonder you can even read to begin with!
[ ] Shrink down and give her puppy eyes from under your fluffy bangs!
[ ] Fall backwards and show your belly. Maintain eye contact no matter what!
[ ] Try not to cry, or at least make like it.
[ ] The jig is up! Initiate plan B for blame the cat. No matter what, the cat deserves it anyways.
>> No. 38515
[X] Try not to cry, or at least make like it.

*Sniffle*
>> No. 38516
[x] Try not to cry, or at least make like it.
-[x] Make sure the widdle wip trembles.
>> No. 38517
[X] Try not to cry, or at least make like it.

Reimu offering herself for dinner so suddenly? What's a naive little statue to do in the face of such obvious lust?
>> No. 38518
[x] Shrink down and give her puppy eyes from under your fluffy bangs!

More floof! More!
>> No. 38520
Calling! Should be up shortly.
>> No. 38521
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38521
[X] Try not to cry, or at least make like it.

0o0o0

And then the sniffling begins. A single tear rolls down your cheek, but she wipes it away while sighing, before giving you a pat on the head. When your eyes continue their erosion, she adds a ruffle. You lean into it, accidentally knocking her down with your enthusiasm for ruffles. Ruffles are just too good to pass up, and doubly so with Reimu's magic fingers.

Sighing, she says, "Aun, get off. You're heavy."

0o0o0

[ ] Get up.
[ ] Get down.
>> No. 38522
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38522
[x] Get down.
>> No. 38523
[X] Get down.

Geddan bwuajgdkslakaajudhrhsiwkejdudjhr
>> No. 38524
This is somehow the one quest on /at/ that I don't want to see turn lewd? How did this happen

[x] Get down.
>> No. 38525
Called! A consensus of three is plenty, and I could use a break from my suffering on HMS Gallant. Also, still sick. Which still sucks. So this continues to be a fun distraction from that, as reading everything you guys say sends me into giggles.

nOW TO RESIST THE URGE TO HAVE THE FLUFFY CUTENESS START DANCING. i DON'T FEEL LIKE UNDOING CAPS LOCK RIGHT NOW, SO DEAL WITH MY UNFITTING SCREAMING.
>> No. 38526
>>38524
Me too, bruvva. Me too.
>> No. 38527
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38527
[X] Get down.

0o0o0

You could obey her. You really could. But, at this particular moment, you feel more like cuddling her. So, that in mind, you lie down on top of her, nuzzling her cheek affectionately.

"Oww! Hey, watch your ear!" However, you do listen to that at the very least. A Shrine Maiden needs her eyes to see you smile! How could anyone bear not seeing you...? That'd be so sad! "Ugh... Fine! I guess this is fine, too..."

Being your favorite person in the whole wide world, you snuggle your hair into her face, enjoying the feeling of her warmth.

Or, at least you would, if there weren't suddenly an intruder. Always something...

Ka klick[i]

Not missing a beat, Reimu says, "Sicc 'em."

An annoyingly birdish voice you find all too familiar says, "Wait, what."

And, just like that, you have graduated from loving pet to projectile.

0o0o0

[ ] Do as told! Latch onto the crow!
-[ ] Go for the throat!
-[ ] Go for the flash box!
-[ ] Go for the legs!
-[ ] Go for the wings!
-[ ] Just bite the first thing you can!
[ ] REIMU WHYYYYY!
[ ] Wait, obviously she's doing that thing that Yukari does to Ran, who also does to that [i]other
stupid cat. SPIN TO WIN!
>> No. 38528
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38528
[X] Do as told! Latch onto the crow!
-[X] Go for the flash box!

Aunn is a good shrine guard dog.
>> No. 38529
[X] Wait, obviously she's doing that thing that Yukari does to Ran, who also does to that other stupid cat. SPIN TO WIN.

Spin Spin Spin, The Power of RELIGION.
>> No. 38530
[x] Do as told! Latch onto the crow!
-[x] Go for the legs!

Juicy legs with ample thigh meat.
>> No. 38531
[x] Do as told! Latch onto the crow!
-[x] Go for the legs!
>> No. 38532
[X] Do as told! Latch onto the crow!
-[X] Go for the wings!

Knock her down, keep her there
>> No. 38533
Called! Seems we're gonna go for the legs. That poor woman...
>> No. 38534
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38534
[x] Do as told! Latch onto the crow!
-[x] Go for the legs!

0o0o0

"The dog?!" In the split second you have to decide, you begin spinning your tail to push yourself just a bit lower. And, a split second later, you BITE DOWN WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT, latching on. "OWWOWWOWWGETOFFOFMYCROTCHWHYDOESEVERYDOGDOTHIS"

Reimu pads over to you, reaching under the screaming bird's skirt for the express purpose of petting you. Your tail starts wagging, and you grin, even if your mouth is full. "Good girl. Now heel."

Aww. You thought you would at last get to eat the bird. Ohh well. Releasing your beartrap-like grip, you ask, "Did I do good?!"

"You did very good." And then she rubs behind your ears! She's the best. The very best. You love Reimu very much, at least when she's being nice. And not beating you. Because that's when she's not being nice.

Peeking an eye out from under the skirt, you see Reimu snatching the camera. Aya, of course, shouts, "My camera!"

Reimu's having none of it. "That's what happens when you take pictures with a grin like that."

"You wound me, Reimu! I had nothing but pure intentions!" Yeah right.

"You were drooling." Hey! That's my job!

"That's just because you two were looking cute."

The crow is reaching a hand towards you. She wants to pet you?! ...But do you want her to?

0o0o0

[ ] How dare her! Growl threateningly.
[ ] Reimu doesn't seem happy! Bite the hand that pets you.
[ ] Begrudgingly let her. Only wag if it's good.
>> No. 38535
[X] Begrudgingly let her. Only wag if it's good.

Reimu shall be NTR'd.
>> No. 38536
[X] How dare her! Growl threateningly.
>> No. 38537
[X] How dare her! Growl threateningly.
Reimu deserves a loyal pupper
>> No. 38538
[X] Begrudgingly let her. Only wag if it's good.
>> No. 38539
[x] Reimu doesn't seem happy! Bite the hand that pets you.
-[x] But just a little nip. Not a full chomp, because you appreciate pets all the same.
>> No. 38540
[X] How dare her! Growl threateningly.
This is adorable
>> No. 38541
[X] Begrudgingly let her. Only wag if it's good.
>> No. 38542
[x] Reimu doesn't seem happy! Bite the hand that pets you.
-[x] But just a little nip. Not a full chomp, because you appreciate pets all the same.

Now this. This is good.
>> No. 38543
Well, it looks like we have a tie. Now, normally I'd sit on it, but I can work with this.

As such, calling it.
>> No. 38544
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38544
[X] How dare she! Growl threateningly.
-[X] Begrudgingly let her. Only wag if it's good.

0o0o0

As she reaches towards you, your lips peel back at an equal rate. However, as your lips are much smaller than the distance, you also have to throw in your eyebrows going down after that, not to mention the ever increasing growl emanating from your throat. And, when it gets closer still, you take a fairly lunging-ish posture as your fur starts fluffing up and standing on end.

It leaves you looking a bit like a porcupine.

However, for all your great enthusiasm for threatening her without words, her hand still ends up on your head, going between your uncurled spikes to scratch your now unprotected scalp.

At first, there is little effect, but slowly your fluff wads start to curl back up, followed by a bit of relaxation coming to your posture. You lose the appearance of lunging, but you do not let your guard down, nor do you wag your tail. It may turn traitor at inopportune times, but your tail is in agreement with you that this crow is bad news. Next, your throat turns traitor, going from growl to small purr. Why, throat? Why? But not only that, you feel yourself begin to relax into the scritchies, your brow returning at first to neutrality, but then too turning on you, and going up. As you feel your body parts one by one turn traitor, you are left there in horror as your plastered snarl turns into a small smile.

"...Aun, I think you're crushing her hand with your hair." You feel blood dripping down your scalp, so Reimu seems to have a point.

Aya seems to not mind one bit, saying, "I'm used to worse~ Who's a good girl?" What is a good girl? What makes a girl good or bad, when their own body won't respond to their great desire to end the petting and scratching and rubbing? "It's you! You are!"

0o0o0

[ ] Wag tail. You're a good girl! You are! And she agrees on this matter! Maybe you shouldn't eat her after all!
[ ] Resist! She may break your body, but your will is solid stone! ...Ignoring that your body is also solid stone, and has been so easily broken already.
>> No. 38545
[X] Resist! She may break your body, but your will is solid stone! ...Ignoring that your body is also solid stone, and has been so easily broken already.

No tail wag for Aya until Reimu looks happy. The bird will have to try harder than that.
>> No. 38546
[X] Wag tail. You're a good girl! You are! And she agrees on this matter! Maybe you shouldn't eat her after all!

All aboard the NTR train!
>> No. 38547
[X] Wag tail. You're a good girl! You are! And she agrees on this matter! Maybe you shouldn't eat her after all!

Good doggo
>> No. 38548
[x] Resist! She may break your body, but your will is solid stone! ...Ignoring that your body is also solid stone, and has been so easily broken already.

Aun is good girl!
>> No. 38549
[X] Wag tail. You're a good girl! You are! And she agrees on this matter! Maybe you shouldn't eat her after all!
>> No. 38550
[X] Resist! She may break your body, but your will is solid stone! ...Ignoring that your body is also solid stone, and has been so easily broken already.

This skank thinks Aun is just another slutty wolf looking for a rub.
>> No. 38551
[x] Wag tail.

Who's a good girl? Us, apparently
>> No. 38552
[X] Resist! She may break your body, but your will is solid stone! ...Ignoring that your body is also solid stone, and has been so easily broken already.
We shall hold strong in the face of this great adversary Reimu
>> No. 38553
[x] Resist! She may break your body, but your will is solid stone! ...Ignoring that your body is also solid stone, and has been so easily broken already.

The loyalty of a lion-dog does not shift so easily.
>> No. 38554
[x] Resist! She may break your body, but your will is solid stone! ...Ignoring that your body is also solid stone, and has been so easily broken already.
HOLD FAST MEN!
>> No. 38555
[x] Wag tail.

Good dog
>> No. 38556
[X] Wag tail. You're a good girl! You are! And she agrees on this matter! Maybe you shouldn't eat her after all!

I'm all for loyalty and everything but this bird is letting her hand be crushed just to pet the dog. That kind of dedication is worthy of respect. Respect in the form of tail wags.
>> No. 38557
Holy crap! 12 votes?? That's near twice my previous record on a story! However, I'll need to ask for a tie breaker on this one. While I could just treat it as the mindbreak rape equivalent of pettings, I doubt that would go over well.

I don't think Aun has any ahegao pictures yet, either.
>> No. 38558
[X] Wag
>> No. 38559
>>38557

>doubt that would go over well.

Indeed. I'm not one to begrudge a man his fetishes, but this one is almost never done in a way that isn't dissatisfying to read.
>> No. 38560
>>38558

Called for wagging! Holy crud, 13 votes...
>> No. 38561
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38561
[X] Wag tail. You're a good girl! You are! And she agrees on this matter! Maybe you shouldn't eat her after all!

0o0o0

You take in a sharp gasp, Aya wincing from a little extra crushing happening to her poor hand. "I am?"

"You are!" She has a giant, disgustingly smile on her face. "You're the best girl, in fact!"

Your tail starts wagging. "I'm the best!"

"You're the best!" Her grin grows larger by the sentence.

"I am!" Your tail is practically a blur, and your smile approaching Mr. Sun in its burning brightness.

She adds in another sacrificial hand, safe from the iron maiden of fluff. You're getting ruffles while you get ruffles, and your tail may be lifting you off the ground just a bit, not that you mind!

While you're busy loving every second of Aya's affection, you spy the cat. She looks so smug and you hate it. Why is she looking smug while you are getting loved?

0o0o0

[ ] Give chase! THIS CAT
[ ] Pointedly ignore the cat! The cat has nothing on your fluff! Be proud!
[ ] Show up the cat! You're technically like a lion-dog-dragon, so smug better than her!
[ ] Make her jealous! Give Reimu puppy eyes till she pets you as well! If you get double teamed, maybe the cat will finally go home!
>> No. 38562
[X] Make her jealous! Give Reimu puppy eyes till she pets you as well! If you get double teamed, maybe the cat will finally go home!

this is almost as lewd as holding hands
>> No. 38563
[X] Make her jealous! Give Reimu puppy eyes till she pets you as well! If you get double teamed, maybe the cat will finally go home!

Oh my, threesome already? She grew up so fast.
>> No. 38564
[X] Show up the cat! You're technically like a lion-dog-dragon, so smug better than her!

She can smug like a cat, but we can smug like a lion: engage in smug-to-smug combat!
>> No. 38565
[X] Make her jealous! Give Reimu puppy eyes till she pets you as well! If you get double teamed, maybe the cat will finally go home!

Gonna fuckin' eat that cat
>> No. 38566
[X] Pointedly ignore the cat! The cat has nothing on your fluff! Be proud!
>> No. 38567
[X] Make her jealous! Give Reimu puppy eyes till she pets you as well! If you get double teamed, maybe the cat will finally go home!
Contract?
>> No. 38568
[X] Make her jealous! Give Reimu puppy eyes till she pets you as well! If you get double teamed, maybe the cat will finally go home!

Wow. Aunn taking two girls at once already.
>> No. 38569
[X] Give chase! THIS CAT

Guys, guys...can't you see? THIS CAT is the architect conspiring to LEWD Aun, and you guys are playing right into her paws.
>> No. 38570
[X] Show up the cat! You're technically like a lion-dog-dragon, so smug better than her!

Maybe I'm a lion(-dog).
>> No. 38571
>>38569
Dude, she's already been double teamed by two girls' petting. This is as lewd as it can be.
>> No. 38572
Called! Seems we're getting a Reimu and Aya sandwich.
>> No. 38574
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38574
[X] Make her jealous! Give Reimu puppy eyes till she pets you as well! If you get double teamed, maybe the cat will finally go home!
0o0o0

You sharply turn your head towards Reimu. Soon, your body catches up.

"...What?"

And then the puppy eyes begin. Your eye moisten, intensifing Aya's pettings, even if you heard a loud crack from her trapped hand.

Reimu simply averts her gaze. She's blushing, however.

So you scoot over to where she's looking, dragging Aya for the ride. And, plopping down, you afix her with your begging gaze, your lip quivering.

Once more Reimu averts, though she's grumbling now. This is a good sign. Definitely.

You scoot into her gaze another three times, Aya joining you each and every time, and eventually are getting it from Reimu as well. While she ruffles your fluff, you turn your gaze to the cat.

She's still smug. Dammit.

0o0o0

[ ] Give chase! THIS CAT
[ ] Pointedly ignore the cat! The cat has nothing on your fluff! Be proud!
[ ] Show up the cat! You're technically like a lion-dog-dragon, so smug better than her!
[ ] You'll show her! Get the cat to join in! If she pets you, you win!
[ ] Danmaku! You have spellcards! And are older than her! Probably!
[ ] Run off crying, your tail between your legs.
-[ ] Maybe the teensy one can give you pointers on being cute.
-[ ] Maybe the turtle can share wisdom on being cute.
-[ ] Trip over the oni and ask her how to be cute.
-[ ] Spook the jingly girl. And then ask her how to be even half as cute as her.
-[ ] Ask your fluffy competition for a potion of cuteness.
-[ ] Just keep running, a trail of tears in your wake.
>> No. 38575
[X] You'll show her! Get the cat to join in! If she pets you, you win!

Fucking hell, a foursome?! This is too lewd!
>> No. 38576
[x] Run off crying, your tail between your legs.
-[x] Maybe the teensy one can give you pointers on being cute.

dorf option
>> No. 38577
[X] Danmaku! You have spellcards! And are older than her! Probably!
One second, a cute, rock-hard pile of floof. The next, arcane machine gun. She'll never see it coming.
>> No. 38578
[X] Show up the cat! You're technically like a lion-dog-dragon, so smug better than her!

Be proud doggo! Be proud of your floof and attention. You have headpats, she has nothing.
>> No. 38579
[x] Run off crying, your tail between your legs.
-[x] Ask the crow for tips on how to be cute once you remember she's still attached to you.
--[x]...and fetch some bandages while you're at it.

The best plans are the ones you just stumble into.
>> No. 38580
[x] Run off crying, your tail between your legs.
-[x] Ask the crow for tips on how to be cute once you remember she's still attached to you.
--[x]...and fetch some bandages while you're at it.

Before we merge into one being, that is.
>> No. 38581
I'll call it in the morning. I have stuff to do, and while I love a good write-in, I'd rather let more people get a voice on the matter of the vote.
>> No. 38582
[X] Show up the cat! You're technically like a lion-dog-dragon, so smug better than her!
>> No. 38583
[x] Show up the cat! You're technically like a lion-dog-dragon, so smug better than her!
We are getting double pets. Fuck that cat.
>> No. 38584
[X] Show up the cat! You're technically like a lion-dog-dragon, so smug better than her!

She'll never smug better than us. Not when we shift into Maximum Oversmug!
>> No. 38585
[x] Show up the cat! You're technically like a lion-dog-dragon, so smug better than her!
down with smug cat. up with cute dog.
may this story and its cuteness continue forever
>> No. 38586
Called.

>>38585

Sadly it likely will not be a super long story.

However, I will likely do another story like it in the future, once it does end.
>> No. 38587
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38587
[x] Show up the cat! You're technically like a lion-dog-dragon, so smug better than her!

0o0o0

You may identify as a dog more than a lion or horny dragon, but you still are proud of your fluffy mane. And a mane is one thing she doesn't have. So you win by default, don't you?

You put on your best smug, aimed directly at her.

She starts licking her crotch, aimed directly at you.

Your smug is resolute, however. You're getting pets, and she's... doing that. You're not entirely sure why cats do that, though. Maybe you should try that some time. You heard it's some sort of cleaning ritual, and being the dog of a shrine, one of the things you consider yourself most knowledgeable on is rituals.

However, the way she's making eye contact while doing so is a little weird.

0o0o0

[ ] Is she challenging you?! Two can play this game!
[ ] Is she mocking you?! Growl!
[ ] Is she insulting you?! Give chase!
>> No. 38588
[X] Is she challenging you?! Two can play this game!
>> No. 38589
[X] Is she mocking you?! Growl!

It's a trick! Get an axe.
>> No. 38590
[X] Is she challenging you?! Two can play this game!

By that, do you mean Aunn's gonna lick the her's or the cat's?
>> No. 38591
[X] Is she insulting you?! Give chase!

By my mother's mandible, I say nay. There shall be no lewds.
>> No. 38592
[X] Is she mocking you?! Growl!

Aunn
used GROWL!
Enemy KASHA's
ATTACK fell!
>> No. 38593
[X] Is she mocking you?! Growl!

I find it endlessly amusing that most of us saw this in the 18+ section and decided that no, lewds won't be happening if we have anything to say about it.
>> No. 38594
[x] Is she mocking you?! Growl!
The cat will learn her place.

>>38593
Aun is too pure for this world. That smile must be protected at all costs!
>> No. 38595
I'll call it in the morning. Was busy tonight, and sleepy.

Also, still sick. Nothing different there, but bears repeating.
>> No. 38599
Called!
>> No. 38600
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38600
[X] Is she mocking you?! Growl!

0o0o0

You get on all fours, and your mane fluffs up, Aya's hand making a few more snapping sounds.

The cat stops mid-lick, and stares at you, tongue half-out. Your growling seems to be doing the trick.

And then she runs off.

Aya breaks the silence by asking, "Ohh, can I keep her? She's just adorable!"

"You already have one." Reimu, of course, doesn't sound keen.

"But mine isn't sweet and cute! And she'd hit me if she heard me claim ownership of he—"

And then, in the blink of an eye, another dog appeared, mid-punch. Aya goes flying through the window, and you go sailing with her. Which is probably for the best, as it would take ages to get a hand out of your mane.

However you have more important matters to attend to. You seem to be flying uncontrollably across Gensoukyou.

0o0o0

[ ] Aim for the lake!
[ ] Aim for that other shrine!
[ ] Aim for the temple!
[ ] Aim for the red house!
[ ] Aim for the glowy forest!
[ ] Aim for the spikey forest!
[ ] Aim for the spooky forest!
[ ] Aim for the upside-down house!
[ ] Aim for the village!
[ ] Aim for the village full of cats for some reason!
[ ] Aim for the village full of birds and dogs for some reason!
[ ] Aim for the river!
[ ] Aim for a crack in the ground!
[ ] Aim for a hole in the ground!
[ ] Aim for the spooky river!
[ ] Aim for the yellow flower field!
[ ] Aim for the pink flower field!
[ ] Aim for the top of the endless stairs!
[ ] Aim for the sky!
[ ] Aim for the moon!
[ ] Get knocked into the past by proxy!
[ ] Aim for the shrine, after aiming at none of them long enough!
>> No. 38601
[x] Aim for the temple!
Gather all the dogs!
>> No. 38602
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38602
[x] Aim for the temple!

2018 Ladies and Gentlemen.
>> No. 38603
[X] Aim for the village!
>> No. 38604
[X] Aim for the temple!

Needs more doggos
>> No. 38605
[x] Aim for the moon!

I want to see if we can make Yorihime break.
>> No. 38606
[X] Aim for the temple!
The moon is tempting, but we must find more recruits for the dog army
>> No. 38608
[X] Aim for the red house

The other doggos have been amassing fluff and cuteness for HUNDREDS of years, there's no way we can win against them at our current level. I say we stop by and recruit the resident dragon first.
>> No. 38609
[X] Aim for the temple!
>> No. 38610
[X] Aim for the horn!

Wait, wrong one...

[X] Aim for the moon!

The past is tempting, but I just want to see the moonies lose their collective shit as they get invaded by a dog and a bird.
>> No. 38611
[X ] Aim for the moon!
Who said "The sky's the limit."?
>> No. 38613
[X] Aim for the temple!
good girls of gensokyo...
UNITE!
>> No. 38614
[X] Aim for the moon!

Sure. Aim for the sky and you will land among the stars or whatever. I forget the exact quote.
>> No. 38616
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[x] Aim for the temple!

0o0o0

"AYAYAYAAAA!"

"AHHHHHHHHHH!"

As the you get dragged through the air by your glorious mane, you try to stop yourself, as your brain is too larger than a pea. However, as fast as you are going, fluffing up your mane like brakes isn't working, nor is blowing on your thumb to try and inflate it.

You had to at least try it.

You seem to be on a collision course with a mountain, and while you can't stop, you do have a tail. So, as such, you blindly steer away from it, your tail a fluffy rudder.

0o0o0

[ ] Land on the spear!
[ ] Land on the smiley woman!
[ ] Land on the cloud!
[ ] Land on the what!
[ ] Land on the mouse!
[ ] Land on the fluffy tail!
[ ] Land on the shrieking!
[ ] Land on the
[ ] Land on the tongue!
[ ] Land on the sailor!
>> No. 38617
[X] Land on the fluffy tail!
always touch fluffy tail.
always.
>> No. 38618
[X] Land on the tongue!
>> No. 38619
[X] Land on the

Mystery Option!
>> No. 38620
[X] Land on the

NUE!
>> No. 38621
>>38616
[ ] Land on the
MYSTERY BOX
>> No. 38622
[x] Land on the fluffy tail!

touch fluffy tail
>> No. 38623
[X] Land on the
>> No. 38624
[X] Land on the tongue!

Surprise!

>>38614
Aim for the moon bunny. If you miss, you may hit a star fairy. I think.
>> No. 38625
[X] Land on the
>> No. 38626
[x] Land on the fluffy tail!

You must always touch fluffy tail
>> No. 38627
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38627
[X] Land on the
0o0o0
The safest option is always to not drop a huge statue on someone's head from a great height, and so you attempt to avoid any injury in the seconds you have left by aiming for .

When you land, you use your cushion wrapped in fluff to cushion your cushion. While Aya shrieks in pain from a razor sharp puncturing her right in the, your crater is minor at best.

However, on second glance you realize you actually landed on! But what was 's name... Maybe it's her? ...No, definitely not her; Reimu would hit you if you called that. And then hit , just to be sure, what with the vaguely samey hair color. You remember those days well. Maybe even vividly, as you were bored out of your mind. You silently watched as Reimu took her own balls to her face over and over, leaving you wincing a statuesque wince with every blow.

Which is to say not at all, as you were solid stone.

And that was just her trying to get ready for battle! You never saw what came after, but Reimu came back bloody and bruised with her at her side.

"ARE YOU OKAY DOWN THERE?"

You look to the lip of the crater, spying another dog.

"OHH MY GOD KOISHI ARE YOU ALRIGHT?! OHH, AND I GUESS THE REPORTER GOT STABBED, TOO!" You wince at the sheer volume of her even louder shouting. ...Wait, that's it! Her name was Koishi!

...Wait, but who's this?

0o0o0

[ ] Sniff butt. It's only polite.
[ ] Don't sniff butt. You're feeling rude.
>> No. 38628
[X] Sniff butt. It's only polite.

I'm honestly noy sure whether I want Aunn lewd or not...
>> No. 38629
[X] Don't sniff butt.

Dogs sniff butts because they lack the ability to communicate verbally. It's clear Aun and this dog creature are not held back by such base limitations.
>> No. 38630
[X] Sniff butt. It's only polite.
Oh, Koishi. I thought it was Nue.
>> No. 38631
[X] Sniff butt. It's only polite.
Dogs will be dogs.
>> No. 38632
[x] Don't sniff butt. You're feeling rude.
Can't believe I missed the last vote. Not that Naz would've won, but...
>> No. 38633
[X] Sniff butt. It's only polite.
and we are a polite guard dog.
>> No. 38634
[X] Don't sniff butt.
Not to be rude, but we have other things to do, such as not killing two youkai with one stone.

>>38630
Wouldn't that have been the "what" option?
>> No. 38635
Called! Seems we have butt to sniff!
>> No. 38636
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38636
[X] Sniff butt. It's only polite.

0o0o0

You start scurrying up the side of the crater, while the loud dog stares down at you, tilting her head. Her big floppy ear on that side dangles floppily, as one would expect of a big floppy ear.

Her tail isn't wagging, however. You will need to get it wagging, just like yours is.

"WHY ARE YOU BEING SO QUIET IT'S WEIRD!"

When you reach the top, you take no time to begin your task, sticking your head up her skirt. "EEK!?!" In your enthusiasm, you knock her down, but that only makes your greeting easier to administer. "W-WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU STICKING YOUR NOSE?!" Judging by the smell, she seems to be eating well, though how fat her butt is tells you that maybe she should actually be eating less well. "HIJIRI HEEEELP A SCARY DOG IS SNIFFING MY BUTT AGAIN AND IT'S SCARYYYYY!!" Your ears ring, but you have yet to finish your greeting, and so you keep at it.

That is, until you get picked up by the collar, and are brought to eye level with an extremely pleased-looking pretty lady. "Good komainu, why do you violate one of our own?"

She called you good! You smile, as you are as pleased as she looks. "I'm saying hello!"

That smile does not flinch, nor does it falter. "Your people greet others through anal violation?" When you nod, she drops you next to your fellow dog. "Carry on, then." Somehow, her kindly smile grows less oppressive.

"HIJIRI WHYYYYYY!" But her tail was wagging!

0o0o0

[ ] Well, you don't want to be rude. Keep sniffing till you are satisfied that she has thoroughly greeted you.
[ ] Complain that she's rude! Dogs need to sniff butt, and she isn't! That's just the rules of nature!
[ ] You feel like that's enough pleasantries. As neither of them sniffed your own rear, introduce yourself with words!
[ ] Ask if Aya can be bandaged up. She's bleeding pretty badly and seems to have been knocked out during the impact. Maybe see about a cast, too. She needs her broken arm to pet another day after all!
[ ] Ask Koishi if she's okay. You know she's normally unconscious, but she seems extra unconscious right now.
>> No. 38637
[X] You feel like that's enough pleasantries. As neither of them sniffed your own rear, introduce yourself with words!
[X] Ask if Aya can be bandaged up. She's bleeding pretty badly and seems to have been knocked out during the impact. Maybe see about a cast, too. She needs her broken arm to pet another day after all!

Aunn is a very good dog
>> No. 38638
[x] You feel like that's enough pleasantries. As neither of them sniffed your own rear, introduce yourself with words!
[x] Beg the woman-monk for pets.

P E T S
>> No. 38639
[X] You feel like that's enough pleasantries. As neither of them sniffed your own rear, introduce yourself with words!

Clearly loud dog is rude and smile woman isn't a dog. We must speak to them.

[X] Ask if Aya can be bandaged up. She's bleeding pretty badly and seems to have been knocked out during the impact. Maybe see about a cast, too. She needs her broken arm to pet another day after all!

Maybe she can introduce us to her own (not-)dog when she's not busy being half-dead.

[X] Ask Koishi if she's okay. You know she's normally unconscious, but she seems extra unconscious right now.

Fellow rock in need of attention!
>> No. 38640
>>38639 makes a very compelling argument.

[X] You feel like that's enough pleasantries. As neither of them sniffed your own rear, introduce yourself with words!
[X] Ask if Aya can be bandaged up. She's bleeding pretty badly and seems to have been knocked out during the impact. Maybe see about a cast, too. She needs her broken arm to pet another day after all!
[X] Ask Koishi if she's okay. You know she's normally unconscious, but she seems extra unconscious right now.
>> No. 38641
[x]>>38637
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