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[X] PURGE THE EVIL!
[X] No wait...HAVE REIMU PURGE THE EVIL!
[X] Hold on, your dog sense is tingling... You smell another party member!
[X] Share your dog friend with both Reimu and the new party me-
[X] OOH, SHINY!!!
With a great roar, you barge on inside, pure outrage fueling you. "ALRIGHT, WHERE IS THE AMANOJAKU?! I'MMA EAT HER!" You demonstratively nip at the air in your most intimidating of manners.
"OHH MY GOD YOUR SHOUTING IS AS LOUD AS IT IS DISRUPTIVE TAKE ME NOW" You think you may have broken your dog friend now as well. She seems to think you're a boy, and while you do admit that you aren't wearing a skirt, you think that the colors are more pretty than handsome. Maybe you need to do girlier things, like getting into drunken brawls. It seems to work well for Reimu, as nobody ever asks her to do things like that.
Reimu just looks up at you, as does some white dog. She looks annoyed, as well as wearing a collar. ...The dog, not Reimu. "Ohh, thank the gods! There, she's back! Can I go home now?"
She's stolen your job. That bitch isn't a very nice person...
But more importantly, you have a ruckus to raise. "WHERE IS SHE?!"
Ignoring you, Reimu answers, "No," before answering your far more pressing question. "And she's with Shinmyoumaru, so watch where you step."
With that, you charge forward some more, the confused dog wanging her head again on your way back out of the room, before being flung into a bush when you come to an immediate stop not long later. "I'M OKAY"
It's Seija, the pointy menace herself! And she's waggling her eyebrows at Shinmyoumaru! AND SHE REEKS OF ILL INTENT! "YOU!"
Seija looks up at you.
And then Seija ignore you, going back to her eyebrow waggling.
She may have a point. You're not intimidating at all. "REIMU, SEIJA'S BEING MEAN AND NOT BEING INTIMIDATED BY MY HUNGER!" Your belly rumbles demonstratively. She may not have heard it.
Reimu calls back, "Shut up, I'm drinking tea!"
"I said shut up!"
"OHH SORRY" Did your confused dog friend just echo you? The bush seems to be wagging its tail quite a lot, so you think so.
"You too! Both of you shut it!"
You look back to Seija, who seems to have left, stealing Shinmyoumaru. ...She can keep her, so you head back inside, confident that you have done your job well, even if you're still hungry!
First you yank your friend out of the bush, and carry her in. She hits the doorframe once again, though. She needs to stop doing that. You close the door behind you, but find something in the way, so drag your ornamental friend in first.
You sit down at the table, the loud dog in your lap. "I'm back~ And I made a new friend!"
"Stop stealing people's pets, Aun."
"Am I going to have to get out the newspaper?"
[ ] Puppy eyes!
[ ] Expose your belly!
[ ] Offer the loud dog as a sacrifice!
[ ] Mention the kidnapping that Seija did!
[ ] Distract her by asking about the pet she also stole! Misdirection! Subterfuge! ...You have the oddest urge to nibble yourself.
[ ] Crawl into her lap and sleep! Assuming she will let you!