Yukari nods and sets to her work. She gathers energy and
ZURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. A giant hole opens in the space before
“GO! GO NOW! GOOD LUCK!”
You charge headfirst into the gateway and tumble headlong into a
roof. It looks quite familiar for some reason. Hearing someone shout.
“I FOUND HIM!” you quickly dash forward and grab your self as they prepare to
jump. You swing them back into the roof, which they slam into hard.
They gasp in pain, but seem to be quite stable in their new position
lying against the roof.
You look up at the person who just slammed you into the roof. They
seem to be glowing slightly, or is it fading away… you can’t quite
tell. Before they do, though, they toss something to you, and give you
a thumbs up before finally fading away into nothingness.
The camera smacks you square in the chest. Looking surprised, you
clutch it tightly. With in moments, an army of rabbits descend upon the
roof, and are holding you tightly preventing you from going anywhere.
“You gave us quite a scare there, young man.” A woman with long
grey braided hair steps up onto the roof. “Reisen’s illusion should
have kept you under for longer. I can only imagine what happened in
there to make you wander out onto the roof. But enough of that. This
time, drugs are the answer!” Erin pulls out a largish needle and pushes
it into your arm. Emptying the contents into you. “Nighty night.”
>>9656 'cause you pissed off mokou, and started sleep/illusion walking,
then you found yourself on a roof and jumped. 'cept the jump's been
retconned out of existance. I agreed. Don't bother me about it.
>>9659 Why don't we remember this? We weren't quite badly hurt enough to
pass into a semi comatose state, we would've been conscious for some
time at least. We had to look in Reisen's eyes at some point and I
doubt you can put an unconscious person into an illusion.
>>9669 We can fast talk our way out of it. Tell Mokou that those folk at
Eientei screwed up our head with illusions, and that we decided to just
make the best of it. We would NEVER have groped her if we knew she was
I always thought Eientei was only one or two stores tall, except for
the physics defying hallways that go into space or whatever. I guess we
could have fallen headfirst and hit our head on a rock or something. Ah
fuckit, I'm probably overthinking this.
>>9671 It was a glorious illusion of a perfect world to keep us
unconscious while we heal. Reisen knows what weaboos want. Weaboos want
Touhou in a highschool setting in which Anon is the main character.
You sit bolt upright after an indeterminate amount of time. Your arm
still throbs in pain, but it’s still bandaged, but now it’s also
splinted. Looking around, you’re in a room that looks very Japanese,
replete with futon upon which you’re lying. Outside it looks like the
sun is just starting to rise. You wonder what in the hell has just
happened. You vaguely remember Rinnosuke helping you walk, then the
trip, and the fall into unconsciousness… From there it gets more
fragmented. Something about going to school with some girls, Jumping
off of a building and going to the netherworld. You shiver
involuntarily. For some reason the netherworld really bothers you. You
vaguely remember making some sort of promise.
You move to get out of bed, but you hear a loud cough.
“I wouldn’t get up if I were you. You seem to have an adverse
reaction to my eyes.” Scanning the room, trying to find the source of
the room, You see a Rabbit girl with long purple hair sitting on the
floor next to the door. “Doctor asked me to keep an eye on you, in case the drugs didn’t
last as long as they were supposed to. Which they obviously don’t. You
should have been out for at least four more hours. Wait here, I’m going
to get the Doctor. If you move, I’m quite certain you’ll be made to
With that Reisen stands up and leaves the room. You lay back on
the futon. There doesn’t seem to be anyone else awake, or near by. Near
the head of the futon there’s a glass of water and some fruit.
[ ] Get up anyway.
[ ] Wait for Reisen to come back.
[ ] Have something to eat.
[ ] Search the room.
>>9720 Reimu also tried to kill us, and Rumia isn't hostile towards us
anymore after that whole hand biting incident. We also have poison
miasma powers and our camera packs quite a wallop...
Look inside your heart. You know the truth already, don't you?
You lay back on the futon and look at the ceiling. Which, strangely
enough seems to be a lovely shade of chartreuse. Or is it maybe neon
pink? You can’t quite decide, what with all those spots running around
Maybe your mind is a little more buggered than you originally thought. A few moments later, Reisen returns with Eirin leading.
“Awake already, are we? You’ve got some mighty strange resistances
there,” Eirin notes, “That should have been enough to keep you out for
much longer. Ah well then. Come on, this way.”
Eirin and Reisen help you to your feet, then assist you in walking
out of the room. The three of you continue down a hallway and into a
smaller room that appears to be some sort of examining room. The girls
help you up onto the table in the middle of the room. Eirin walks over
to a cabinet opens one of the drawers and pulls something out.
Returning to you she cuts the bandages from your arm, and removes the
splint. Looking down at your arm, it looks HORRIBLE. There’s 3 largish
holes through it, and it seems to be nastily discolored. “Hum. It’s actually healing quite nicely. I’ll just need to
bandage it again after putting some medicated salve on it. Also, You’re
going to need to wear the splint at all times, understood?”
“Good. Now. Reisen, Get me the salve and bandages please.”
Wordlessly Reisen gets the materials that Eirin needed. Within a
few short minutes, Eirin has your arm bandaged up and splinted again.
You thank her, and then promptly ask her why she has a potted plant
growing out of her head. Erin gets a shocked look on her face and
Reisen laughs quietly.
“It would seem that you’re still under the effects of Reisen’s
eyes. I suggest that you spend the rest of the day relaxing here before
you go wandering off again. From the company you keep, I wouldn’t be
amazed if I don’t see you back here before too long.” Eirin casts a
sideways glance to Reisen. “Reisen, Could you go get…” Eirin lists off a bunch of materials
who’s names you could never hope to remember. Reisen turns on her heel
and goes off to get them.
“Really now, I have to know. How did you get this much damage to
your arm? The holes are too perfect to be stabbings from a Youkai’s
nails. About the only thing that could make this is…. Well…”
[ ] Tell Eirin the truth.
[ ] Make up a story.
[ ] Skirt the issue by asking Erin a question.
[ ] Remain Silent, do nothing.
It's about us getting our arm eaten. Even if it was an
hallucination (fat chance, obvious misdirection is obvious) that
doesn't explain why Rumia was so freaked out. We didn't take any
pictures before that point so couldn't have gained any powers that way.
You take a deep breath and tell Eirin the story about how, after you
ran into Wriggle, Reimu came out of nowhere and attacked you, however
you leave out the bit about the miasma. Eirin seems shocked beyond
words. She stares at you dumbly for a moment before she starts
muttering to herself.
“Well.. I had figured as much… But… That means.. . No… I wonder…”
You sit there, confused as fuck, also wondering when Eirin grew a
cat’s tail and ears. Or where that giant frog in the corner came from.
Maybe that’s the one that Cirno’s always taking about having fought. “It seems, then, If it was indeed Reimu who attacked you, that
you’re very lucky to be alive. I would have never thought that she
would attack a human, and so openly too. Something strange is going on
here. I would highly suggest that you avoid the human village and the
Hakurei shrine for the time being. If she really was the one attacking
you, and I’m really stressing the if here, it would mean that you’re
disrupting Gensokyo in some manner by being here. You seem like nothing
more than a normal human to me, when I examine you, but there could be
something that I’m missing. I’m not sure. In any event, I’m no longer
suggesting that you stay here the day, I’m ordering you to.” At that moment, Reisen returned from the errand she’d been sent on.
“Ah, thank you Reisen. Impeccable timing, as always. Would you
please escort our guest back to his room? He’ll be staying the day.
Make sure he rests for at least another 2 hours, then he’s free to move
about to any non-restricted areas.”
Reisen nods to Eirin and helps you down off the table. She helps
you walk down the hall back to what’s apparently your room for the time
being. “Alright. Here we go. Please go lie down.” With that Reisen turns to walk off.
[ ] Thank Reisen.
[ ] Pat Reisen’s head.
[ ] Ask her if you can get something to eat.
[ ] Go into the room silently.
You thank Reisen as she walks away. She laughs lightly.
“It’s my job, silly, You don’t have to thank me for doing that.”
And with that she turns a corner and walks out of sight. You wonder if
maybe you should have squished that mushroom on her head before she
left. She seemed to be moving fine, but the d-pad reversal is always
annoying. You shrug your shoulders and walk into the room and lay down.
The Futon is quite comfortable, and when you lie down, you find
yourself to actually be quite tired.
[ ] Go to sleep
[ ] Eat the fruit next to your bed.
[ ] Fight the sleepiness and stay awake
You cant compare WUIG and MiG. Totaly differnt styles.
Kiras writing is sometimes a bit confusing, but i like it very much and enjoy it.
WUIG got too serious, and the random 7 mins breaks are getting
worse. Maybe GM has finally enough, who knows. Still no badmouthing GM
in this thread
You decide that sleep is probably the best option at this
point. You close your eyes and allow yourself to float off to
dreamland. You just wish your dreamland wasn’t currently made of a 50
foot tall miko, aiming a bazooka at you. Really, you’d rather have
sunshine and lollipops, but that doesn’t seem to be the case. Suddenly
there’s an earth quake, and people are yelling. You’re not quite sure
what’s going on right now but something big seems to be falling from
the sky. Well, not falling, in as so much as flying rapidly, just in
the general direction of the ground. Oh wait. It’s the moon. Maybe you
“Why run when you can fly!” a nearby sprout says, horn held high.
It flies off into a nearby building, which promptly explodes. You can’t
remember having a crazier dream than this in all your life. Directly
ahead of you, you see someone walking towards you. You can’t quite make
out who it is, so you feel like running directly at them. As you get
closer, you see that it’s the shrine maiden. Well what’s she doing
here. She turns, Obviously surprised to see you. The surprise quickly
turns to anger though. “I’m going to pay you back tenfold for what you did to me,” She coughs, Pulling out several spell tags.
You stop running forward. Something seems strange. The shrine
maiden seems more real then the rest of the dream you’ve been having so
far, but it IS still a dream isn’t it?
[ ] Charge the Shrine maiden.
[ ] Wait a moment and see what happens.
[ ] Do the Rumba!
[ ] Call for your loyal Sprout MITZI, and fly into the face of oblivion!
A strange urge overtakes you. The urge to DANCE. You begin
grooving and swaying to a beat that only you can hear. You dance all
over the place. Up the walls and across the ceiling. The shrine maiden
stands there dumbfounded. “HEY. Stop ignoring me! Take this seriously!” she throws the
three spell tags which burst into a wide assortment of cakes, candies,
and chocolates. You see them and dive headfirst into them, only to have
something stick squarely to your face. You reach your hand up and feel
a strip of paper covering your face. In front of you the shrine maiden
is breathing hard, as if just throwing those three spell tags took a
lot of strength out of her. You stand there for a moment, the spell tag
stuck to your face. You realize, then, that you have one stuck to each
arm too. You look down at them. Huh. You could have sworn that they
were delicious cake just a minute ago. The thought that the cake was a
lie makes you cry. You look back up at the shrine maiden, who now wears
a mask of shock and surprise. “How… You… You should have been at least hurt by the spell tags.
Why don’t they affect you? They’re designed to even work on humans…
Suddenly Reimu’s confusion is interrupted by someone charging in.
Oh look it’s the cavalry. You just don’t ever remember the cavalry
having bunny ears.
“Curse you, you you… whatever you are. I’ll get you next time.” And with that the shrine maiden runs away.
Reisen comes running up to you. “Are you alright?”
You reply with something about purple snakes and toxic mushrooms.
“Oh my, It seems that you’re delirious.” Reisen quickly orders several of the rabbits to take you back to your room.
“I’ll go get the doctor.”
You can’t hear her though, The banana on your shoulder just told
you the most hilarious joke, and you’re laughing to beat the band.
The rabbits take you back to your room and set you down on the
futon. Looking up at the ceiling, You’re not quite sure what’s going
on, but the banana just keeps telling you the most hilarious jokes.
Also singing that song. Eirin comes in several minutes later with a
glass of water and some pills. “You need to take these, right now,” She says, peeling the spell tags off of your face and arms.
[ ] take the pills.
[ ] don’t take the pills.
[ ] sing the song the banana’s been singing to you.
[ ] get up and dance a little jig, while singing “I’m so pretty”
You open your mouth, and Eirin puts the pills in, then presses the
glass up to your lips. The water feels cool and refreshing as you
swallow. “Those pills should take effect quickly,” Erin states, matter-of-factly.
A few minutes pass and suddenly, everything seems clearer and
sharper. Also the banana’s gone. You’re a little bit sad at that, but
there’s not much you can do about it.
Eirin looks directly at you. “When was the last time you ate?”
You mutter something about eggs and trail off.
She sighs, “This isn’t good. Reisen, I need you to go get some food
for our guest.” Picking up the nearby apple she puts it in your good
You eat the apple quite quickly. Feeling much better, you thank Eirin for all the trouble you’ve caused.
She looks at you with a worried look on her face. “You just need to
relax and get something to eat. I’ve already sent word to your
companions, and they’re on their way to get you now.”
You shake your head, Wait, what? You ask Eirin about staying here.
“Now that Reimu knows you’re here? It’s not safe for you to stay
here any longer. I’ve asked your friends to take you somewhere where
you might be safe for a while, until it can be figured out what’s going
Reisen comes back in just as Eirin finishes talking. Reisen sets
the small tray down in front of you. Both Eirin and Reisen get up and
leave the room, animatedly talking to each other about what they need
to do to increase security in case Reimu comes back.
[ ] Eat
[ ] Don’t eat
[ ] Sneak out of the room
[ ] Remain silent, do nothing
I just had this image of, during the dream fight, Anon's
form breaking up into as many bodies as the minds of Legion. They all
began dancing, and some of them started to sing (poorly), with all
taking part in the chorus. Reimu was swept under the legion and forced
to dance until she collapsed in confused exhaustion.