Not to complain or anything, but if we were going to wind up plummeting to our possible Lake-y demise again, I would much rather it had been due to trying to get Cirno to call us "Nii-nii". But, noooo, we had to go for the OBVIOUS "drop my ass like a sack of bricks" option.
>>6240 You're missing the point Do you really, really want to look that dumb? You were just dropped and will potentially die, and you think yelling I'M FLYING will make the situation better? And I'm assuming we won't ever be able to fly, unless Keine misses or something and we just stop about a foot from the ground and float. That'd be cool.
Just hold some healing potions so they smash when you hit! Sure you'll be full of glass when you come to, but its worth it!
I had a friend playing Mage: The Ascension and the Technocracy used some solar-laser-nuke to destroy an uber vampire. The guy rolled to dodge and backed it up with "the chances that a building will take the impact and dampen the force enough to allow survival." And then he rolled three consecutive 20s. I nearly punched him.
That's not DND jargon. Also, you need to increase your nerd level. He's talking about a white wolf game, and what happened was basically this
Okay dude, you're gonna get vaporized by this massive solar canon. Nuh-uh, that building will absorb the blast ...Okay fine, roll for it. perfect roll, perfect roll, perfect roll ...FUCK(and the building did absorb it)
Shrine Maiden in Paradise Reimu Hakurei Medium Humanoid (Good) HP: 38 (9d8-2) Initiative: +4 (+4 Dex) Speed: 30ft. (6 squares), Fly 120ft (Perfect, 24 squares) AC: 26 (+4 defence, +4 Dex, +8 Size), 26 touch , 22 flat-footed Base Attack/Grapple: +6/+7 Attacks: Gohei +8 mêlée (1d6+1) or Yin-Yang Orb +11 Ranged (1d8+1) Full Attack: Gohei +8/+3 mêlée (1d6+1) and Yin Yang Orb +11/+6 Ranged (1d8+1) or Curtain Fire +11 magical ranged (5d6) Space/Reach: 5ft/5ft Special Abilities: Cleric Spells (Destruction and Good domains, 6/4+1,/4+1/3+1/2+1/1+1) Curtain Fire, Smite, Turn Undead (5/day) Special Qualities: Ability to Fly in the Sky, Aura, Reduced Hitbox Saves: Fort +4, Ref +9 Will +8 Abilities: Str 12, Dex 18, Con 7, Int 14, Wis 15, Cha 16 Skills: Balance –(+6) Concentration 12 (+10), Escape Artist 6 (+12), Knowledge (The Planes [Gensokyo]) 12(+14), Knowledge (Religion) 12(+14), Spellcraft 12(+14) Feats: Agile, Dodge, Lightning Reflexes, Weapon Focus (Curtain Fire) Environment: Hakurei Shrine, Border of Gensokyo Organization: Solitary (Unique) Challenge Rating: Treasure: See Possessions Alignment: Chaotic Good
Description: Reimu appears to be a young black haired woman dressed in an embellished red and white shrine maiden outfit. She carries many paper seals attached in streamers, and a staff, which also has paper seals attached to it. Reimu speaks Japanese, Common and Celestial.
Possessions: Masterwork Gohei: Counts as a masterwork quarterstaff with integral Holy Symbol.
Spell Cards: Reimu carries on her person a set of 4 magical Spell Cards. They can each be used once a day to generate a Curtain Fire attack of even more fiendish design than usual. The effects last for 1d4+1 rounds, and increase her curtain fire damage by one die step, and grant a +2 Circumstance bonus to attack rolls and save DCs.
Yin Yang Orb: Reimu's Ying-Yang Orb exhibits some strange powers, aside from helping her attack her enemies. The greatest powers of the Yin Yang Orb are:
- Even if you eat sweets, you won't get fat.
- One of your favorite aromas can be given off.
- The yin-yang orb can be disguised as a cat.
None of these have any in-game effect. It can however be used as a ranged weapon, where it deals 1d8 base bludgeoning (it technically should deal Bounding damage, but the only distinguishing feature of Bounding damage is that it’s a totally redundant energy type) damage, and has a +1 Enhancement bonus to damage and attack rolls. Due to its bouncing nature, Reimu can attack with the Yin Yang orb in addition to her Gohei on a full attack action.
Special Abilities: Curtain Fire (Su): Reimu is a Danmaku character, and so possesses the ability to fire an inordinate number of bullets in all directions at once. As a full round action, Curtain Fire creates an explosion of bullets in a complex, tightly packed pattern. This targets every creature within 60 feet with line of effect, and deal 4d6 damage [1d6 for every 2 HD Reimu posessess] if she succeeds on a ranged attack roll using her full base attack bonus. Because the gaps between such bullets are usually too small for most creatures to fit through, unless an affected creature passes an Escape Artist check DC 17 [DC 10+1/2 HD+Charisma Modifier], they count as flat-footed against a Curtain Fire attack.
Spellcasting (Su): Reimu has mystical powers, but never uses them. If she were to do so she would cast spells as a 9th-level cleric.
Special Qualities: Ability to Fly in the Sky (Su): Reimu can fly by ignoring gravity. This gives her a fly speed of 120ft with perfect manoeuvrability.
Reduced Hitbox (Su): Reimu, like all Danmaku characters, has a hitbox much smaller than she is, and attacks that do not connect with this hitbox fail to have any affect. This means that she counts as being 4 size categories smaller for the purpose of determining size bonus to AC.
Shrine Maiden In Paradise (Ex): Reimu is a Shrine Maiden. Her daily routine consists of wearing red-white, staring at Gensokyo’s sky from the edge of Gensokyo, and drinking tea. Despite this, she gains the following abilities: - d8 HD - ¾ Attack Bonus - Moderate defence - 4 + Int modifer skill points per hit die
"I'M FLYING!" You scream as the blood rushes from the head as you fall, causing Keine to hesitate for another fatal second, the dizzyness building. Suddenly it all becomes clear; how could have you been so blind to the obvious before? The reason Remilia was so interested in you was-
"Got you!" You land soundly in Mokous arms, jaring you to just inches above the ground, and she shakes her head, emitting a loud sigh. "You seem to have a penchant for these situations kid. What the hell were you thinking, fairy?!" Mokou turns to scream at Cirno.
"What did I do! He wanted to learn to fly!" Cirno protests, unaware of the danger apparently. "Why did you catch him?!"
Damn it anon is this all it takes to sway you? Withing one thread you've gone from Keine to Moku, not that I care about Keine 'cause I'm pulling for others, but if you get caved for using Keine to get closer to Moku then I fucking called it.
>Cerebral ischemia is an ischemic condition where the brain or parts of the brain do not receive enough blood flow to maintain normal neurological function. Cerebral ischemia can be the result of various diseases, or the result of arterial obstruction such as strangulation.
"Alright, Cirno! I need you to strangle me until I pass out! If we do this right, we'll learn the secrets of the universe!"
Damn it you guise, don't just jump all over Moku just because she did a piffling thing like save your life. Admittedly no one else has done something like it before for us but just don't read too much into it.
You do not have enough hair ruffling. Ruffle more Cirno Hair.