I need to write more. So by god, I'm gonna try. Hopefully this goes... passably well.
No need to take it especially seriously.
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You wake up, and the first thing you notice is the girl you're holding at gunpoint. The second thing you notice is the wings. The third is that she's trying to talk around the barrel in her mouth.
You blink the sleep out of your eyes and pull the trigger as you yawn. Level 2, since you'd rather not leave a mess.
When was the last time you actually slept?
Her head vanishes with a muted crack, which you expected. The rest of her shattering like a hologram... not so much.
You sit up and snatch at a mote of red light, more out of whimsy than intent - it vanishes on contact with your skin, transmuting into an alien sensation.
Like a sunburn, but in your veins.
...That's a new one, admittedly.
You're forced to acknowledge that this probably isn't some half-assed dying hallucination, though you won't rule it out just yet. The distance from temple to brainpan is pretty trivial for a bullet, but you've always had better reflexes than most.
You ponder ways to call your own bluff while finding your feet, balance perfect as ever.
When was the last time you saw this many trees, you wonder, absently dislocating the shit out of your left index finger.
Your heart judders, pumping out the stimulants it thinks you need- mute the pain, heavily encourage healing. You don't relax your grip, even as your own joints fight you in a bid for reassembly.
Interesting.
You let go, so you can pull yourself together. A minor loss in functionality, at worst- but any loss at all is more than you expected. Most simulations don't bother.
Well. At least your feverdreams are accurate.
Lost in thought, you plug 3 rounds (Level 1, less noise that way) into whatever it was that just entered the clearing before it could so much as rustle the grass. Too small to be anything human, some kind of drone maybe.
A few steps to get clear line of sight-
...
That's -- a rabbit.
...
What?
Is this a nature preserve? Was that girl- hologram- some kind of tour guide? Surely the automated defense systems would've reacted by now, unless they'd suffered a catastrophic failure.
But then, you couldn't be sure. You'd never been to a nature preserve, after all - too much security by far. Too many concerns with the animals that could pick up guns to waste time on the ones that couldn't.
...you frown slightly harder, realizing how frayed your nerves must be to wax poetic about the Reds.
Regardless.
You consider the evidence, eyes fixed overhead.
An empty palm. A relocated finger. A lush forest. A dead rabbit. A blue sky.
"Where am I?"
You weren't expecting an answer. Fortunately, your expectations were less than meaningless. Or was it unfortunately?
"HI I'M PHAREE WHY'D YOU SHOW UP IN MY FAVORITE SPOT AND WHAT WAS THAT METAL THING IT WAS SUPER LOUD EVEN THOUGH IT'S HARD TO HEAR STUFF IN THE FOREST AND OH HEY DO YOU LIKE THE FOREST OF MAGIC IS THAT WHY YOU'RE VISITING WHAT'S YOUR NAME MY NAME'S PHAREE!"
Butterfly wings and a pale summer dress clash with dark skin and the loudest mouth your ears have ever seen. You recognize her face, because you always remember their faces, and you memorized this one not even ten minutes ago.
For once, you find yourself at a loss.
How do you respond?
[ ] Shoot her again
[ ] Tell her your name
[ ] Answer her completely
No. 188928
[X] Shoot her again |
No. 188929
[x] Answer her completely |
No. 188930
File 146474854480.jpg- (335.05KB , 586x617 , HEADSHOT.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() >>188929 |
No. 188931
[X] Tell her your name |
No. 188932
[X] Tell her your name |
No. 188935
[x] Answer her completely |
No. 188938
File 146475523683.png- (396.64KB , 1154x770 , 130939609533.png ) [iqdb] ![]() What's this? A new story? |
No. 188940
[X] Answer her completely |
No. 188941
[X] Shoot her again |
No. 188949
File 146476627968.png- (361.51KB , 1279x868 , baddd.png ) [iqdb] ![]() >>188940 |
No. 188956
>>188949 |
No. 188968
File 146481955348.jpg- (533.03KB , 1000x1000 , pharee.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() [x] Answer her completely |
No. 188969
[X] She seems like a... native. Ask Pharee if she knows how to prepare rabbit. |
No. 188970
[x] She seems like a... native. Ask Pharee if she knows how to prepare rabbit. |
No. 188971
[x] She seems like a... native. Ask Pharee if she knows how to prepare rabbit. |
No. 188972
[X] She seems like a... native. Ask Pharee if she knows how to prepare rabbit. |
No. 188978
I caught it late, but nice play on words with the title, you funny man. |
No. 188979
[X] Ask for... directions? |
No. 189013
[x] Lay down in the grass and bask in the sun's glory |
No. 189019
File 146491368029.jpg- (435.38KB , 1000x1000 , ewwww.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() [x] She seems like a... native. Ask Pharee if she knows how to prepare rabbit. |
No. 189020
[o] sigh aggravatedly |
No. 189021
[X] sigh aggravatedly |
No. 189024
[x] sigh aggravatedly |
No. 189025
[X] shoot the other thing |
No. 189026
[X] sigh aggravatedly |
No. 189028
[x] shoot the other thing |
No. 189029
[X] sigh aggravatedly |
No. 189031
[x] do the reasonable thing and try to figure out what's going on |
No. 189033
[X] do the reasonable thing and try to figure out what's going on |
No. 189036
[X] sigh aggravatedly |
No. 189040
[x] sigh aggravatedly |
No. 189041
File 146498532379.jpg- (400.76KB , 1000x773 , ugh.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() [x] sigh aggravatedly |
No. 189042
[X] eat your skewers in silence |
No. 189043
[x] eat your skewers in silence |
No. 189045
[X] eat your skewers in silence |
No. 189047
[x] ask what the hell that was all about |
No. 189048
[X] eat your skewers in silence |
No. 189050
[x] eat your skewers in silence |
No. 189056
[X] eat your skewers in silence |
No. 189077
File 146506615424.png- (551.51KB , 1268x830 , 131092975855.png ) [iqdb] ![]() >>189045 |
No. 189084
File 146507959266.jpg- (17.50KB , 500x333 , some assembly required.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() wasn't really feeling up to drawing anything today, so here have this instead |
No. 189087
[X] You thank Pharee for the food, then: |
No. 189088
[X] You thank Pharee for the food, then: |
No. 189090
[X] You thank Pharee for the food, then: |
No. 189095
[ \c] You continue waiting in silence and hope something happens. |
No. 189098
[x] You thank Pharee for the food, then: |
No. 189099
[X] You thank Pharee for the food, then: |
No. 189105
[X] You thank Pharee for the food, then: |
No. 189106
[X] You thank Pharee for the food, then: |
No. 189117
[X] You thank Pharee for the food, then: |
No. 189129
I'll try to get something drawn for this later, but for now, have an update. Happy birthday to me~ |
No. 189130
[X] hear her out. |
No. 189131
[x] hear her out. |
No. 189134
>>189129 |
No. 189135
[X] hear her out. |
No. 189140
[x] hear her out |
No. 189153
[X] hear her out |
No. 189180
I GUESS I DIDN'T DRAW ANYTHING BUT- I SWEAR, THIS UPDATE SPEED! IS THIS THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND?! |
No. 189181
[x] PROFESSOR CIRNO, THE FUCK IS: |
No. 189183
[X] PROFESSOR CIRNO, THE FUCK IS: |
No. 189184
[X] PROFESSOR CIRNO, THE FUCK IS: |
No. 189189
[X] PROFESSOR CIRNO, THE FUCK IS: |
No. 189217
[x] PROFESSOR CIRNO, THE FUCK IS: |
No. 189220
[X] PROFESSOR CIRNO, THE FUCK IS: |
No. 189223
--[X] A FOREST OF MAGIC? |
No. 189226
[x] PROFESSOR CIRNO, THE FUCK IS: |
No. 189232
[X] PROFESSOR CIRNO, THE FUCK IS: |
No. 189238
File 146532389284.jpg- (111.10KB , 680x497 , feelsg.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() Alright, gonna go ahead and call it for a combined WHAT THE HELL IS A FOREST OF REIMU? vote, and inform you lot that I'll be taking a two day sabbatical to try and get some work (that I've been putting off in favor of this) done. |
No. 189241
>>189238 |
No. 193684
STOVE YOU BUTTFUCKATRON DID YOU WANDER OFF AND GET YOUR HEAD STUCK IN A TOILET AGAIN GET BACK IN HERE AND CONTINUE THIS SHIT NEGROIDUS MAXIMUS |