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182526 No. 182526
"Hello, Anons and Aninas! My name is Yukari Yakumo, Eternally Seventeen Master of Borders and Beauty, and this is my lovely assistant... One moment..."

Yukari Yakumo broke her pose to turn from your screen and back into her gap to complain to her many-tailed assistant to her left, who was using all nine of her fluffy tails to try and hide her face and body. While this was surprisingly effective, it did nothing to stop Yukari from giving orders.

"Ran, you're supposed to smile! And where is my music? You're supposed to supply the anons with music! And come out of those tails right now!"

Ran, for her part, managed to keep her muttering fairly quiet as she pulled a YouTube link from her sleeves and supplied it for anon's use.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDRvnrU0ESQ

Yukari resumed her pose, left hand on her half-cocked hip, right hand forming a v shape over her eyes.

"Hello, Anons and Aninas! My name is Yukari Yakumo, Eternally Seventeen Master of Borders and Beauty, and this is my lovely assistant, Ran Yakumo, my personal shikigami Fox Goddess! Say hello, Ran!"

Ran managed to keep her smile up as she spoke, but only by keeping it forced on to her lips so tightly she had to speak through her teeth.

"Hello, Anon. I am Ran. Pleased to meet you."

Introductions out of the way, Yukari continued.

"Isn't she a doll? Now, you're probably wondering why two beautiful women are here on your screen in text form, correct?"

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[]No.
[]Not really.
[]Tits or GTFO!
[X]Yes, of course I'm wondering why the very picture of perfect, youthful beauty (and Ran) has deigned me worthy enough to speak to!

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Yukari giggled at your entirely optional choice.

"Oh, you flatter! Since you're so nice, I suppose I should tell you!"

Yukari snapped her fingers. Ran held up a sign.

TURN DOWN THE MUSHICSH VOLUME FOR FLASHBACKSH.

Yukari did not miss the spelling errors.

"Oh, how adorable! Chen even lishp on paper!"

Ran cleared her throat. Yukari turned back to anon.

"Now, about this visit. You see, I, Yukari Yakumo, have decided to become a Writing Faggot for the November Writing contest thing! It just so happened that the first day coincided with my having a new idea for a story! So, would you like to hear my idea?"

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[]No.
[]Dammit, writefag, get on with it!
[]There are no girls on the internet.
[X]Why, I would love to hear all about what goes on in the head of the glorious Gap Beauty!

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Yukari blushed and turned her head away, a smile on her face.

"Oh, stop with the flattery, darling! Even if it is true!"

While Ran tried to fight down a tick in her left eye that seemed to be developing, Yukari relented.

"Oh, fine, I'll tell you!"

Taking a deep breath, Yukari [spoiler] got on with it [-spoiler] continued with her story.

"I was playing that Western sandbox game on my computer... Garry's Mod, I believe it was called? Anyway, I was playing this game one day and became very bored. So I loaded up this map in the middle of a snowy forest. Then I began strategically placing Half-Life 2 zombies all over it. Then I placed a couple of Revolutionary soldiers armed with muskets by the spawn point. However, I had an idea at the time. I thought, 'what if one of the girls helped them out?'

while all I could find in terms of fellow Touhou characters as NPCs were Reimu and Remilia Scarlet, I just stuck both of them in together with their own muskets. While the A.I. wasn't perfect, and using a musket is outrageously difficult when you absolutely MUST get a head shot or move like a snail trying to reload for something like ages with a skittering facehugger trying to attach to your head, something caught my attention. Reimu had holed up in a little underground hole with just enough room for a Christmas tree, and Remilia wasn't wandering very far from her. While they both ended up dying while I wandered, since headcrabs are apparently impossible for musket-wielding A.I. to use, the idea of Reimu being able to work with Remilia and forming something that at least resembled a plan on something also close to an even level sounded intriguing. So!"

Clapping her hands together, Yukari prepared to reveal her master plan. Ran began the drumroll, exactly on time.

"I've decided to strip all of your favorite Touhous of their powers and unleash a zombie plague on Gensokyo!"

Ran provided the link to the oh-so-important dun-dun-dun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW7Op86ox9g

Yukari paused for effect.

"Now, before you get up in arms about all of this, I'll have you know that I've received the written permission of everyone in Gensokyo to participate in my game, as there are rules that will be applied to make sure your favorite character can still be alive and kicking for the next poll contest so someone other than myself might take the number one position for once!"

With yet another giggle from Yukari and a steadily worsening twitch from Ran, the Mastery of Boundaries continued.

"You see, with the help of Gensokyo's resident gods, I was able to create a pocket universe that contains within it an exact replica of Gensokyo, created using a combination of my powers, their powers and Garry's Mod! Therefore, since I had everyone's help with this, nobody can complain that this story is just falling back on 'Yukari messing with Boundaries' as it was a team effort! Also, since I managed to strike a deal with the resident Yama, not only will everything that happens in this pocket universe be off the books, unofficial and unrelated to the cycle of life and death, the Yama herself will be participating as well!"

There was a moment of silence. Yukari turned to her shikigami with an exasperated sigh.

"Ran, I'm terrible at explaining things that aren't evil plots. Can you take over?"

Ran, though her tails were vibrating with rage, gladly took the opportunity to take over and clean up at least some of this mess. Stepping to the front of the gap, Yukari let her shikigami take the spotlight. Ran cleared her throat.

"-The residents of Gensokyo will be teleported to a pocket dimension that is an exact copy of Gensokyo.
-The Yama has agreed to waive any and all actions and deaths that occur in this pocket dimension, and anyone who dies will rest on the shores of the Sanzu River until the game is over.
-The goal of the game is either to be the last survivor standing, or to slay all of the zombies.
-The winner, if it is a lone survivor, shall be granted three wishes from any resident of Gensokyo they wish. The prize shall otherwise be a single wish granted from any resident of Gensokyo. These wishes are consequence free.
-All powers will be nerfed to the point of rarity, and a human and youkai will stand on roughly the same level, save for a considerably toned down version of a power the youkai had on cool-down timer.
-The Scarlet Devil Mansion is providing half of their American Revolutionary Era weaponry for use in this game. Guns and ammunition will be stored semi-randomly around Gensokyo for use.
-Flight will be disabled. It was either this, or create a massive horde of flying zombies.
-Zombies will be created from mindless clones. This is so that no graves would be desecrated in the process of preparation for this game.
-Zombies have a tendency to mutate. At what rate, we aren't certain, but not every zombie is the same.
-Zombies spread infection by biting, just like those ghouls on your American movies. In fact, these zombies will behave more like ghouls, in that they won't stop, or even necessarily start at the brain.
-A participant who is bitten will turn. Only a combination of will and luck will determine how long it takes.
-A participant who dies will physically reanimate as a zombie, though the spirit can watch from the Sanzu River via Gap-cam.
-All contestants will have Gap-cams on them.
-Yukari will also be participating. To ensure she follows the rules and can still do her job, Yukari shall be dividing into two. One body will have all of her power. This body will maintain borders and Gap-cams. The other body will not only be much weaker, but will also be running on Power Save mode.
-All memories, unless wished for otherwise, will be cleansed at the end of the game, save for messages explaining that they participated in said game for however long the game last, and that, as per the rules, they had their memories cleansed to ensure peace of mind.
-Murder is allowed and encouraged.
-Sex is allowed and encouraged. In the event that sex occurs, the event will be broadcast over separate, private Gap-cams labeled 'at'.
-Rape is allowed and encouraged. In the event rape occurs,
-Kaguya/Mokou is allowed and encouraged.
-Littering is allowed and encouraged.
-Thievery is allowed and encouraged.
-The Scarlet Devil Mansion is allowed and encouraged.
-Friendship is allowed and encouraged.
-Jolly Cooperation is allowed and encouraged.
-Alliances are allowed and encouraged.
-Double-crossing is allowed and encouraged.
-Backstabbing is allowed and encouraged.
-Moriya Shrine Conspiracies are allowed, but only if there are at least two other conspiracies already in play.
-Erin's shady drugs are allowed, but only as a power, and will therefore be nerfed.
-Jaywalking is allowed and encouraged.
-Torture is allowed and encouraged.
-Triggering Reisen Udongein Inaba's PTSD is encouraged and allowed.
-Improvised weapons are allowed and encouraged.
-Reisen route is allowed and encouraged.
-Rape slave Reisen route is allowed and encouraged.
-Sado-masochism is allowed and encouraged.
-There may be other author's OC's in this story. If you do not like how they are represented, please, make note of it. And namefag when you do, or the author will assume you're not really the author and take your advice with a grain of salt.
-There will be OC's. They can die. If everything goes right, none of them will be central to the story.
-Kappa are allowed to steal shirikodama."

Ran, done talking, began breathing again. Yukari clapped for her.

"All in one breath, everyone! What a trooper!"

Taking center stage again, Yukari allowed her shikigami to sit back and relax. She had earned it after all that. Yukari continued.

"Now, while the tone is still light, should we meet everyone before I turn everything serious and stop breaking the fourth wall so you can decide who to play, or should we just drop everyone into the thick of things and decide from there? And be sure to specify!"

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"Oh! And one more rule before the Border between Story and Vote goes up!
-As this is not only my first story on this site, but also my first written work in two years, let alone my first written work I actually want to write, any constructive criticism would be greatly appreciated!

And don't forget! This is for the November Writing thingy! Updates, every day!"


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[]"Let's meet everyone while things are still easy to recognize. Best to meet everyone first! But where do we start?"
[](Specify)
[]"Best to throw everyone in to the thick of it before we decide the player character... But where do we look first?"
[](Specify)

No. 182527
Apart from the meh writing I dont know why you choose gmod at all for this, in my opinions possibly one of the worst choices to integrate into a story/ for a crossover. I cant see this being an interesting read given this start, sorry pal.
No. 182528
[x]"Let's meet everyone while things are still easy to recognize. Best to meet everyone first! But where do we start?"
[x] A list of who's participating.

Hmmm... well, let's see how the first few updates go, and I'll give you some feedback. Kind of an odd choice, but I'll see how you do with it.
No. 182529
I actually got this idea playing gmod on a snowy forest map having revolutionary soldiers help out the only two Touhou characters I could find.

This is not, however, a GMod crossover. All Touhou. GMod is just an excuse. I won't update until tommorow, though. Give votes time to accumulate, an update a day and what-not...

Also, the 'meh' writing is why I haven't been writing in the first place. I figure practice makes perfect, though.
No. 182554
[X]"Let's meet everyone while things are still easy to recognize. Best to meet everyone first! But where do we start?"
[X] Fake Yukari
No. 182560
Since there are all of two votes, the votes are called for;

[X]"Let's have Lil' Yuka-Chan read us a list of participants!"

I'll have the update up (hopefully) before morning!
No. 182564
"That's a wonderful idea, Anon!" cheered Yukari. "I should probably already have my power divided anyways, as the game will be starting tomorrow anyways!"

Yukari took two steps back.

"Now close your eyes, Anon! And no peeking! And get the cute music ready, Ran!"

Anon's eyes closed. The sound of shuffling could be heard, followed by some stock transformation-y sound effects.

...

"Alrighty, you can look now!" called a considerably higher voice than the one that had just been annoying you. Anon's eyes open.

Standing off in the far back of the gap was a bundle of fluffy fox tails digging desperately through a wooden chest and tossing useless Youtube links to the side. A white gloved hand waves in your face.

"Down here, silly!"

Standing about waist high, look up at you with great, big purple eyes and wearing a pleased grin on her face stood Little Yukari. The little lady wore a simple purple dress with frills and puffy shoulders. Her dress hid her feet and would have swept the ground if her gaps had any notable ground to speak of. Her hair had stayed the same length it was before the transformation, a wave of gold pouring from under her white, red-ribboned mob cap, the ends decorated in red ribbons. Her hair, long as it was compared to her body, almost swung lower than her dress did by a large margin, howev-

"Got it!"

Ran, nearly hyperventilating from her rush to provide, interrupted to provide the link for Anon's use.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEl7SkYzETM

The young lady glared disapprovingly at the exhausted fox.

"Ran, that link was really late!"

Reaching just out of eyesight around and under the gap, the little lady pulled out a bright pink parasol. Ran flinched instinctively at the sight of the umbrella. She let out a loud, sharp and very animal yelp of pain when little Yukari gave her a good smack on the head.

"Bad Ran! No snacks for a month!" the young lady ordered. She pointed out of sight.

"Now go make dinner for when I come home! I'm going out for a bit and all the Youtube links are super boring now!"

Ran, shamed, hung her head as she turned to leave through a gap. The tiny lady nodded as the gap Ran left through closed before any details about the room on the other side could be made out, pleased with having given proper discipline. That out of the way, though, she turned to face the anon again.

"Now, would you like to meet my other half already?"

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[] Yes.
[] Absolutely.
[] Didn't we already vote on this?
[X] Why, the only thing better than Yukari must be two Yukari's! Let's meet her, shall we?
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Little Yukari nodded her head in agreement.
"Of course! I knew you were smart! Let's call her in now!"
Turning away from Anon, Little Yukari called to someone behind the gap and out of view.

"Big Sister Yukari? Can you come here, please?"

The sound of heels clicking on hard floor echoed as a much more familiar Yukari stepped into view. Big Sister Yukari wore the complicated, white and frilly dress she was best known for. The purple tabard she wore over her dress ended in an abrupt shift to orange, a purple and orange yin-yang orb decorating a corner of the cloth. Her long golden hair came down to the small of her back, tied of in silken red ribbons. Her golden eyes stare through your own, as though trying to pry your thoughts from your mind. The rest of her face was hidden behind a very expensive looking fan.

Little Yukari tugged on Big Sister Yukari's dress.

"Big Sister Yukari, this is anon! Say hello!"

The older Yukari nodded in acknowledgment of your existence, deeming you either not a threat, or not worth focusing on, eyes shutting in concentration.

"Oh, don't mind her. I got all the personality. Big Sister always runs on auto-pilot for the first couple of days after coming out. Just give her a couple of days and she'll be her young, happy self again!" Little Yukari assured you. She paused for a moment as she reconsidered something. "Okay, not exactly 'happy' self... Actually, she's kind of a grump... You know what? Nevermind, you'll have plenty of opportunities to talk to Big Sister, because she'll be delivering personal updates to the player character! Why don't we see who that might be, then? Ran?"

After a moment of silence, little Yukari must have remembered that Ran was busy, since she stuck her hand in a gap and pulled out a list by herself. The list in hand, she smoothed out the paper and held it out in front of her face, a little girl ready to read her report to the class.

"All righty then! I'll read off all the names for you and where they live, and you decide where we should go first! And you can be specific about who you want to see, but you don't have to be! However, you can try to see everyone in one place if you like, but you can't see every place in one go! One location only, please!"

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[] The Hakurei Shrine
-[] Reimu Hakurei
-[] Suika Ibuki
-[] Mima
-[] Ruukuto
-[] Shingyoku
-[] Rin Satsuki
[] The Human Village
-[] Rikako "Rika" Asakura
-[] Keine Kamashirasawa
-[] Mystia Lorelei
-[] Sekibanki
-[] Rinnosuke Morichika
-[] Hieda no Akyuu
-[] Kosozu Motoori
[] The Forest of Magic
-[] Marisa Kirisame
-[] Meira
-[] Alice Margatroid
-[] Eerily Luminous Shanghai Doll
-[] Hanged Hourai Doll
-[] Foggy London Doll
-[] Wriggle Nightbug
-[] Sunny Milk
-[] Luna Child
-[] Star Sapphire
[] Mugenkan, the Lake of Blood and the Garden of the Sun
-[] Yuuka Kazami
-[] Kurumi
-[] Elly
-[] Medicine Melancholy
[] Misty Lake and the Scarlet Devil Mansion
-[] Wakasagihime
-[] Daiyousei
-[] Cirno
-[] Hong Meiling
-[] Koakuma
-[] Patchouli Knowledge
-[] Malla
-[] Sakuya Izayoi
-[] Remilia Scarlet
-[] Flandre Scarlet
[] Youkai Mountain
-[] Cheeeeen Yakumo
-[] Aya Shameimaru
-[] Shizuha Aki
-[] Minoriko Aki
-[] Hina Kagiyama
-[] Nitori Kawashiro
-[] Momiji Inubarashi
-[] Hatate Himekaidou
[] Eintei and the Bamboo Forest of the Lost
-[] Fujiwara no Mokou
-[] Kagerou Imaizumi
-[] Tewi Inaba
-[] Reisen Udongein Inaba
-[] Eirin Yagokoro
-[] Kaguya Houraisan
[] Hakugyokuro and Poltergeist Mansion
-[] Kana Anaberal
-[] Lunasa Prismriver
-[] Lyrica Prismriver
-[] Merlin Prismriver
-[] Youmu Konpaku
-[] Myon
-[] Yuyuko Saigyouji
[] Underground and the Palace of the Earth Spirits
-[] Kisume
-[] Yamame Kurodani
-[] Parsee Mizuhashi
-[] Yuugi Hoshiguma
-[] Satori Komeji
-[] Rin Kaenbyou
-[] Utsuho Reiuji
[] Moriya Shrine
-[] Sanae Kochiya
-[] Kanako Yasaka
-[] Suwako Moriya
[] Myouren Temple and Palanquin Ship
-[] Kyouko Kasodani
-[] Nazrin
-[] Ichirin Kumoi
-[] Unzan
-[] Minamitsu Murasa
-[] Shou Toramaru
-[] Byakuren Hijiri
-[] Koishi Komeji
-[] Nue Houjuu
-[] Mamizou Hutatsuiwa
[] Makai
-[] YuugenMagan
-[] Elis
-[] Sariel
-[] Louise
-[] Yuki
-[] Mai
-[] Yumeko
-[] Shinki
[] Jigoku, Higan and the Sanzu River
-[] Kikuri
-[] Konngara
-[] Komachi Onozuka
-[] Eiki Shiki, Yamaxanadu, Highest Judge of Paradise
[] Hall of Dreams, Myouren Masouleum
-[] Yoshika Miyako
-[] Seiga Kaku
-[] Soga no Tojiko
-[] Mononobe no Futo
-[] Toyosatomimi no Miko
-[] Hata no Kokoro
[] Shining Needle Castle and the Sky of Gensokyo
-[] Benben Tsukumo
-[] Yatsuhashi Tsukumo
-[] Raiko Horikawa
-[] Seija Kijin
-[] Shinmyomaru Sukuna
[] Bhava-Agra
-[] Iku Nagae
-[] Tenshi Hinanawi
[---] Beautiful Gap Princess'
-[---] Yukari Yakumo
-[---] Ran Yakumo
[] Capital of the Moon
-[] Reisen II
[] Kasen Ibaraki
[] Maribel Hearn
[] Kogasa Tatara
[] Lily's White and Black
[] Letty Whiterock
[] Mugetsu and Gengetsu
[] Orange
[] Chiyuri Kitashirakawa
[] Yumemi Okazaki
[] Princess Kotohime
[] Ellen Fluffyhead
No. 182566
-[x] Momiji Inubarashi

Bigger list than I was expecting... do you plan to narrow down the playable characters?
No. 182567
When the game actually starts, some Touhous are gonna' start dying. When that happens, numbers are gonna start dropping fast. If your chosen player character dies, depending on my mood, we could skip to the end, where a randomly chosen character takes the prize, or we can continue the game from either an allies perspective or, if we decide to play as lone wolves, an entirely different character's perspective.

Also, everyone means everyone.

Except Genji. He's earned his retirement.
No. 182568
[X] Underground and the Palace of the Earth Spirits
[X]Utsuho Reiuji
Who doesn't like an ally with a freakin' Arm Cannon of doom? Well, without powers, it's still a decent bludgeoning device.
No. 182572
[X] Rikako "Rika" Asakura

GET YOUR SCIENCE ON. Also, Malla = lel
No. 182578
[X] Go meet somebody.

Long list is long
No. 182579
[] Mugetsu and Gengetsu
No. 182580
[X] Mugetsu and Gengetsu

I'm not even reading this, but if someone's voting for these two, I have to support their choice.
No. 182581
[X] The Hakurei Shrine
-[X] Reimu Hakurei
No. 182582
[x] Ellen Fluffyhead

Picking the fluffiest!
No. 182585
The -getsu sister it is! Voting is closed!

The update should be up by morning!
No. 182587
"Oh, a PC-98 fan! We don't get too many Anons that vote PC-98, so this should be super fun!"

Little Yukari handed off the list to her big sister. Big Sister Yukari took the list and stashed it in a gap while little Yukari cleared her throat dramatically. Something landed on your head.

"Humble Anon, I bestow upon thee this Green Beanie of Propulsion!" answered Yukari before you could ask what was sitting on your head a size too small, "So long as the Beanie of Propulsion resteth upon thine scalp, Anon shalt hertofore be granted the power of flight until the game commenceth!" finished Yukari, offering a hand to you.

"Now take my hand and we'll be off!"

...
(Girls and Anon are traveling, please wait warmly)
...

Standing in front of a rather cozy looking log cabin at the end of a road lined with flowers, little Yukari turned to address you.

"Now, listen. I haven't told you yet, but I've already told everyone in Gensokyo that one lucky character would be recieving a sponsor. And since a character who gets sponsored because a player character when a story begins, they receive the guidance of Anons, a mysterious hive-mind that combines the mental powers of many people like yourself to vastly improve a lucky lady's chances of success on her adventures! What I haven't told these two, however, is that they were a single option, so please, try to understand if they're a little... Pushy."

You're wearing a name tag that stats that you are an Anon. It has your name printed cleanly and in bold letters for the world to see. Little Yukari takes a quick look to ensure that it's still there. Nodding she knocks on the door. A little lady-sized gap opens behind her.

"Good luck, Anon! Do your best!"

Little Yukari stepped into the little gap with a little wave and a little smile, closing it behind her just in time for the door of the cottage to open.

"Alright, I'm already up Genget-," the bleary-eyed maid in the messy blue uniform turned her sleepy, golden eyes to your name tag. Two seconds of staring were followed immediately by a loud SLAM as the door slammed shut. Loud scuffling, shuffling and rearranging could be heard coming from behind the door for exactly two more seconds before the door opened again.

"Welcome, honored guest!" The now perfectly-wide-awake maid wore a fresh blue uniform and recently-ironed pale pink apron to match. Her yellow hair was neatly brushed and held in place by a maid's headband that matched her apron and most certainly wasn't there before. The skirt of her uniform was cut short, just short enough that you could just barely see the garter straps on her pale pink stockings. Her Mary Janes were so clean that they looked new. Bowing, the maid continued.

"My name is Mugetsu, owner of this cottage! Please, come in! I just made some tea!"

Mugetsu stepped out of the way and gave a polite curtsey.

"My home is yours-"
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[] Mr.
[] Ms.
[] Mrs.
-[] Somchair
-[] Songsuda
-[] Bob
-[] Anon
-[] Sir Specialty de Snowflake IV, P.H.D. esquire, of Idaho
-[] (Write in)
-[] Why bother with a name?
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*In the EYEBALL DIMENSION

Little Yukari turned to her big sister.

"I just had a wonderful idea!"

Big Sister Yukari turned to her tiny counterpart, asking the obvious question.

"What is it?"

Little Yukari brought up both hands to help her emote properly.

"Now, get this... What if..." Pause for effect, "The fan fiction is actually about going around and letting Anon decide who to sponsor for a different fic entirely?"

Big Sister Yukari didn't answer. Little Yukari, picking up steam, elaborated.

"Now that we have Anon in a starting position, why don't we make the story more about him going around to different places and being flirted with, threatened and otherwise bribed to sponsor them, then, when Anon decides a route, we start the zombie fic as a new fic entirely! You see, before, it was just gonna' be 'hey, here's a character, here's a quick look at personality, who will you play, bam, intro done, fanfiction start', but what if we make this its own fanfic entirely, instead of a glorified character select? I mean, less of a glorified character select?"

Big Sister Yukari opened her mouth to answer with the obvious answer that-

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[] -that would be an awful idea! Anon wants zombies, not harems! Let's just find a character, quick.
[] -maybe, just maybe, it could work... And it'd flesh out the game even more when it begins, too!
No. 182588
[x] Mr Anon is fine


As for the latter... no opinion. Do whatever suits you.
No. 182589
[x] Bob. James Bob.
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[x] -maybe, just maybe, it could work... And it'd flesh out the game even more when it begins, too!
No. 182590
[X] Sir Specialty de Snowflake IV, P.H.D. esquire, of Idaho. Because I'm Flamboyant like that.
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[X] -maybe, just maybe, it could work... And it'd /flesh/ out the game even more when it begins, too!
No. 182592
[X] Sir Specialty de Snowflake IV
------
[X] -maybe, just maybe, it could work... And it'd /flesh/ out the game even more when it begins, too!
No. 182594
[x] Bob. James Bob.
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[x] -maybe, just maybe, it could work... And it'd flesh out the game even more when it begins, too!
No. 182595
This train here's switchin' tracks! Anon will be adventuring to sponsor a Touhou!

However, votes are tied between;
-[] Sir Specialty de Snowflake IV, P.H.D. esquire, of Idaho
and
-[] Bob. James Bob.

So if no name is chosen by the time I'm ready to update, we'll hold off on the name until next vote!
No. 182596
[X] Bob. James Bob.
No. 182597
"- Mr. Bob, so please, make yourself at home."
Once you were inside and the door was closed, Mugetsu lead you through the entrance hall to the living room. Assuring you that she would be right back with the tea, you were given a chance to look around. Everything in the room was made from the same breed of oak, save for the hand-knit lace doilies on the coffee tables and furniture, the exceptionally comfortable cushion on the rocking chair you were sitting on and the stone fire place. The only other notable exception was the rug, which was the pelt of a bear. A particularly large one, at that.
Other than what you spotted, there were no other decorations. No pictures, candlesticks or anything else of the sort decorated the living room.
The sound of shoes on wood announced the maid's return. Setting down the wooden tea tray, Mugetsu poured tea for you and herself before taking the only other seat, directly across the coffee table from you.
"Now, Mr. Bob... What brings you all the way out to my cottage? Not many humans make it all the way down the Road of Reconsideration, and most that do usually head right into Makai. You may be the first visitor we've had since... Oh, since before the Shrine Maiden started using hair-dye! How long ago was that, again? I know she started around... Oh, 2002 was it? And I haven't seen a man in even longer..."
She stopped to take a sip of tea while the not-so-subtle 'I am a lonely, single woman' sank in. Setting her tea down again, she continued.
"Forgive me, I'm getting too personal. Living alone for so long, and with only my... 'energetic' older sister around for company, it seems I've grown used to just saying anything and everything that comes to mind."
There was a knock at the door. Mugetsu stood up.
"And that would be her, most likely here to try and wake me up. If you'll excuse me..."
Mugetsu gave a little curtsy and went to answer the door. You could hear rapid talking in some foreign language. Mugetsu was arguing with some other woman, if you were reading tones correctly. The unfamiliar woman's voice rose louder.
"... Παίζουν βρώμικα; Πρόστιμο!"
The other woman's voice could be heard retreating.
"Μπορώ να παίζουν βρώμικα, πάρα πολύ!"
There was a long moment of silence before Mugetsu returned. She looked noticably more stressed than she had moments before.
"I apologize. That was my sister. She'd heard that I had a guest and wanted to meet you, but she can be a bit dangerous to be around. I was forced to politely ask that she leave, for your own safety. You see..."
Looking left, then right, suddenly nervous, Mugetsu stepped closer and leaned in to whisper into your ear conspiratorially.
"... Gengetsu is a devil. She's part of the reason I never recieve any visitors. Many potential visitors fear for thier safety, and rightly so! So long as I am with you, she cannot harm you, but had you met her before me, she would have drained you of every drop of blood in your body."
Mugetsu stepped in front of you, hands on your shoulders, and brought her face down to eye level with you, lips inches from yours. Her honey-scented breath warming you're own lips. Her eyes held nothing but love.
"But I would never think of doing something so gruesome to you. I will be your sanctuary, forever and ever."
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[] Woah, way too close, way too fast, way too easy! We only just met!
[] That was quick, but, hey, I'll take it!
[] [spoiler]Woah, hold up... I don't think I like how she worded that... [-spoiler]
No. 182598
Ignore that last update! I got shit to do in the morning and rushed, which is the rookiest mistake a rookie can make.

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"- Mr. Bob, so please, make yourself at home."

Once you were inside and the door was closed, Mugetsu lead you through the entrance hall to the living room. Assuring you that she would be right back with the tea, you were given a chance to look around. Everything in the room was made from the same breed of oak, save for the hand-knit lace doilies on the coffee tables and furniture, the exceptionally comfortable cushion on the rocking chair you were sitting on and the stone fire place. The only other notable exception was the rug, which was the pelt of a bear. A particularly large one, at that.

Other than what you spotted, there were no other decorations. No pictures, candlesticks or anything else of the sort decorated the living room.

The sound of shoes on wood announced the maid's return. Setting down the wooden tea tray, Mugetsu poured tea for you and herself before taking the only other seat, directly across the coffee table from you.

"Now, Mr. Bob... What brings you all the way out to my cottage? Not many humans make it all the way down the Road of Reconsideration, and most that do usually head right into Makai. You may be the first visitor we've had since... Oh, since before the Shrine Maiden started using hair-dye! How long ago was that, again? I know she started around... Oh, 2002 was it? And I haven't seen a man in even longer..."

She stopped to take a sip of tea while the not-so-subtle 'I am a lonely, single woman' sank in. Setting her tea down again, she continued.

"Forgive me, I'm getting too personal. Living alone for so long, and with only my... 'energetic' older sister around for company, it seems I've grown used to just saying anything and everything that comes to mind."

There was a knock at the door. Mugetsu stood up.

"And that would be her, most likely here to try and wake me up. If you'll excuse me..."

Mugetsu gave a little curtsy and went to answer the door. You could hear rapid talking in some foreign language. Mugetsu was arguing with some other woman, if you were reading tones correctly. The unfamiliar woman's voice rose louder.

"... Παίζουν βρώμικα; Πρόστιμο!"

The other woman's voice could be heard
retreating.

"Μπορώ να παίζουν βρώμικα, πάρα πολύ!"

There was a long moment of silence before Mugetsu returned. She looked noticably more stressed than she had moments before.

"I apologize. That was my sister. She'd heard that I had a guest and wanted to meet you, but she can be a bit dangerous to be around. I was forced to politely ask that she leave, for your own safety. You see..."

Looking left, then right, suddenly nervous, Mugetsu stepped closer and leaned in to whisper into your ear conspiratorially.

"... Gengetsu is a devil. She's part of the reason I never recieve any visitors. Many potential visitors fear for thier safety, and rightly so! So long as I am with you, she cannot harm you, but had you met her before me, she would have drained you of every drop of blood in your body."

Mugetsu stepped in front of you, hands on your shoulders, and brought her face down to eye level with you, lips inches from yours. Her honey-scented breath warming you're own lips. Her eyes held nothing but love.

"But I would never think of doing something so gruesome to you. I will be your sanctuary, forever and ever."

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[] Woah, way too close, way too fast, way too easy! We only just met!
[] That was quick, but, hey, I'll take it!
[] [spoiler]Woah, hold up... I don't think I like how she worded that... [-spoiler]
No. 182601
[] That was quick, but, hey, I'll take it!

I am okay with this.
No. 182602
[X] Woah, hold up... I don't think I like how she worded that..
No. 182604
[X] Woah, hold up... I don't think I like how she worded that...

Um... this is worrying.
No. 182608
[x] Woah, hold up... I don't think I like how she worded that...

I hope we get a chance to meet Kokoro and Seija. I really want to see how they try to coerce us, especially Seija "Reverse Psychology" Kijin.
No. 182610
[] That was quick, but, hey, I'll take it!
No. 182611
[X] That was quick, but, hey, I'll take it!
...
I know I would.
No. 182618
It's a tie between;
[]I'll take it!
and
[]I don't like her word choice!

Which means that what you get is;

[]Unholy combination of two choices!

Update should be up by morning!
No. 182624
Mugetsu hesitated, her every breath labored as she waited for your reaction. When none was forthcoming, she closed the distance, eyes closing in hesitation.

Her lips tasted like honey. Literal honey.

Any thoughts about her lipstick were abruptly slammed right out of your head as her tongue entered your mouth. Mugetsu did not play with your tongue. She did not fence tongues. She manhandled your tongue like she was trying to strangle it. Her desperate, lustful moans filled your head as you felt your chair leaning further and further back, her hands moving to your wrist to hold you down as you felt her weight on your lap. Even when the chair tipped over completely, causing you to smack your head on the chair's wooden back loudly, she did not relent. Mugetsu had been living alone for years, and she didn't intend to allow anything as small as gravity or her new lover's well-being to get between her and her satisfaction.

It was just as you felt her hands forcing yours under her apron that there was a VERY loud *CRASH* from down the hall. Mugetsu's pulled back in shock, not releasing your hands and not standing from where she now straddled your stomach.

"That was the kitchen..." Her voice a whisper, Mugetsu leaned down to whisper in your ear. "Hold on. Wait right here. I'll go investigate."

Mugetsu stood up, readjusting her uniform, pulling one of the straps of her apron back into place and generally tidied up before she left for the door. She came back with a sawed-off shotgun in her hands. She was loading a pair of playing cards into the gun as she walked past, but she took the time to blow a kiss to you as she passed.

"Now, stay right there, and I'll be right back, gliko mou. We have unfinished business." Mugetsu said as her footsteps disappeared down the hall. When her footsteps were no longer audible, the front door opened. The next thing you knew, you were being dragged by the leg into a forest of cherry trees. The only reason you could even tell the blurs passing you by were cherry trees was the fact that you had cherry petals stuck to your everything.

Also, it might be important to note that being dragged by the leg at the speed you were moving should have killed you. Seriously, your leg should be out here while the rest of you should be waiting for hot maid action. As such, that high-pitched squealing you were hearing was probably your screams of terror and pain. When finally you stopped screaming moving, you took a moment to look at what had just dragged you out of the log cabin.

Panting heavily and hunched over was a young woman, facing away from you. She was dressed in a simple white dress and red vest. Her two white-feathered wings looked like they belonged on a dove. A particularly big one. Standing up, turning and pulling her red vest straight, the young woman revealed that she had the same hair and eye color as the woman you had just been dragged away from.

"Thank goodness I got ya' out uh there when I did! Are ya' alright?" She asked as she offered her hand to help you up.

You recognized that voice. The stranger from before that Mugetsu called her sister. Taking your hand and yanking you to your feet, she didn't let your hand go, shaking it vigorously instead.

"The name's Gengetsu! I just saved yer Magic Scepter from bein' used by a Magic Girl to cast a spell! And just in the nick of time, too! Ya' see..."

Before you could ask her to either explain her self or stop shaking your hand so violently, she let go of your hand and continued, suddenly nervous, looking left, then right, then leaning in conspiratorially.

"Ya' see, Mugetsu is a lesbian. Nearly every woman in this place is. Not many men who're strong enough to be equals, ya' see? So Mugetsu was just usin' ya'. She was hopin' to tie ya' down with child support and get the attention of milf hunt'n ladies at the same time."

Taking your hand again, she continued, leaning in close.

"But, I wouldn't pull somethin' like that on ya', Mr. Bob. I'd keep ya' safe. I can be like a sanctuary for ya'."

Leaning in close, the distinct smell of apple pie hit your nostrils like a brick.

"Forever 'nd ever."

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[] Woah, is every woman in this place this easy!? We literally just met!
[] Didn't you say every woman here's a lesbian?
[] Hold up, anon, did you say 'Reverse Psychology?'
[] If I can't have my honey, sweet apple pie'll definitely make up for it!
[] Woah, hold up... I don't think I like how she worded that... deja vu!
No. 182625
[x] If I can't have my honey, sweet apple pie'll definitely make up for it!
No. 182626
[] If I can't have my honey, sweet apple pie'll definitely make up for it!

Yes.
No. 182629
[x] Woah, hold up... I don't think I like how she worded that... deja vu!

I don't know how much of what she's saying is true, but it's suspicious. These two are scary

[x] Hold up, anon, did you say 'Reverse Psychology?'

Yes I did.
No. 182632
[X] If I can't have my honey, sweet apple pie'll definitely make up for it!
...
You know you would.
No. 182633
And the votes are in! All y'all are apparently into Gengetsu's Sweet Apple Lovin' Gengetsu Rape Time, so that's exactly what you're gonna' get!

But don't expect much... This'll be my first smut post ever. Expect /at/ link by morning!
No. 182634
http://www.touhou-project.com/at/res/36220.html

Here's your first thread of the bad end! Let's see if you can escape the emotional baggage of the long-forgotten PC-98 Era! MWAHAHAHAiamsosorry


ALSO, important note... If you lose, we'll end up sponsoring whoever we lost to. An extra shitty grim-dark version, to be specific.
No. 182635
Well, things just got really... er...
Anyhoo, so this thread just got shunted to 18+?
No. 182636
Thanks to anon's choices, this thread has been shuttled off to /at/!

UNLESS!!

Anon can somehow find his way out of the mess he's in! I'll let you guys know if /at/ saved your butt!
No. 182660
Aww I wanted Reisen...
No. 182715
You knew for a fact that the girl crying into your shirt hadn't been forgotten. In fact, you had proof.

You reached up and removed the glasses and the strangely familiar hat strapped to your head. You held Gengetsu tight in your arms and you made certain she could see you as you were. Then you told her.

"I didn't forget you, Gengetsu."

Gengetsu stared, confused. When her eyes opened in surprise and her body tensed, you continued before she could call for help. You wanted to make absolutely certain she understood.

"I was given the choice to go literally anywhere in Gensokyo. I chose to visit you and your sister before anyone else."

Gengetsu hesitated. For only a moment.

"Koishi!?"

A hand grabbed the back of your collar. There was a well-used, but clean steak knife at your throat. The knives state of cleanliness did not, however, change the fact that it would cut your Adam's apple if you so much as swallowed. Gengetsu wasn't done giving orders, though.

"Let our guest go."

The knife disappeared almost as soon as the command was given, but the hand that held it moved to your waistband. Gengetsu raised a hand to command Koishi to stop.

"You were lyin' to me about being brainwashed. I'd norm'lly be furious, and I wouldn' be surprised if you thought less of me after you've seen what it is I do. But... I need time to think, now, and you've given me a lot to think on. "

Gengetsu gave you a kiss on the cheek.

"Thank you. For remembering me."

She dropped her hand. Koishi lifted you off of the bed like man-sized luggage with a wide handle and marched out the door with you. Taking the stairs, you found yourself being hauled out of the basement of some kind of cottage. A very neat cottage, with a waiting room surprisingly occupied by a small assortment of women. At the front door, Koishi unceremoniously rammed it open with your head, lined you up straight and punted your ass into a puddle in the dirt.

"Good-bye, mister Bob. Perhaps when next we meet, I'll be off the clock. Until then, the best of luck to you."

Koishi curtsied politely, then shut the (miraculously perfectly functioning) door. The door with a label for 'Getsu Sister's Therapeutic Hypnotism Dungeon.'

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[] Please tell me you're joking... Hypnotherapy dungeon?
[] Oh ho ho ho! Hypnotherapy dungeon?
[] I should leave her alone... She DOES have some thinking to do...
-[] I should see her sister, then!
-[] Maybe now's my chance to get the hell out of here! YUKARI!?
-[] Maybe I should just wander until I meet someone...
[] (write-in)
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Even if my writing suffers for it, I WILL bludgeon through completely unfounded exhaustion and writer's block to take part in the November Writing Thingy!
No. 182716
[X] I should leave her alone... She DOES have some thinking to do...
- [x] Yukari! Get me cleaner clothes!
No. 182719
[] I should leave her alone... She DOES have some thinking to do...
-[] I should see her sister, then!
No. 182720
[X] I should leave her alone... She DOES have some thinking to do...
-[X] Maybe I should just wander until I meet someone...
No. 182732
[x] I should leave her alone... She DOES have some thinking to do...
-[x] I should see her sister, then!

We did kinda run out on her, so we should at least let her know what happened. Judging by what happened with Gengetsu, this is probably a bad idea and will get us into more trouble but oh well.
No. 182733
[X] I should leave her alone... She DOES have some thinking to do...
-[X] I should see her sister, then!
No. 182766
Since exhaustion snuck up on me last night and I don't wanna' leave you guys with next to no time to vote, I'm gonna' post some filler so that I replied with story at least today! ACTUAL story update tomorrow!
No. 182785
Big Sister Yukari took a moment to look through a different gap. This gap was nowhere near our beloved Anon, James Bob. No, this gap was observing a legendary fighter in the privacy of her home, where no sane being would dare to look without express permission.

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the vampire lord broke his silence. "i was waiting for a powerful warrior spike but instead you're just disappointing and weak like the last few seasons of dexter." spike got up "how dare you" he said and he began to charge up power (i know hwe doesnt do that in the show bt that doesn't mean he cant) and he started to fight the vampire lord with more detrerminating than ever.

"THIS IS REVENGE. FOR BUFFY."

"that other chick killed her not me you half wit" but spike continued to pummel him. the woman couldn't help but admdire his resilience. he was grwoing on her like slime mold in an air conditioning unit with a blocked drain. spike hit the vampire with his fist and then grabbgged a stalactite and stabbed the vampire lord's head off with it the vmpire lord turned to dust and fell to the floor of the cave.

suddenly the woman was overcome with emotion she had never seen that kind of diplay of masucline skill and prowess she suddenly became very lighte headed.

"oh spike" she said "i don't know what this feeling is"

"it's love" he said

"you don't know what love is you just do what you're told" the woman said (shout out to the white stripes(DISCLAIMER I DON'T OWN THE WHITE STRIPES))

"it is love i nknow the feeling i fel tit with buffy i feel it with you too but better almost more sure i think you're the one" he said, growing more romantic.

"could it be..." the woman began. she could feel her breathing coming faster as she realize dshe was in love what he said was tru.

"it's true" she said. "i love you spike"

spike approached her but it took a while cuz he had to get around the holy water but when he was close to her he lifted her to him like a bag of something that isn't heavy and—

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"Hey, Yuugi!"

The desk slammed into the wall of Yuugi's bedroom as the intruder ducked back out the door. Kisume peeked out of her bucket and around the corner of the door frame just in time to see the western-styled bed flying at her. She only barely managed to pull her head back in time. Both the bed and the desk were accompanied by the delightful sounds of an angry oni.

Between the 'fuck's', 'shit's', and 'sound-of-two-boulders-being-rubbed-together-during-an-earthquake' were two words that were easier to identify than the rest of the decible-breaking tirade.

"GET OUT!!!"

Kisume peeked her head back in slowly.

"Um... Yuugi? You're writing instructor is here..."

Yuugi Hoshiguma, one of the four holders of the prestigious title of Deva of the Mountain, was not usually one to be embarrassed. In fact, there was only one recorded instance of the legendary Oni being emberrased, and that was when she made the mistake of accepting a challenge to perform a series of backflips without spilling her sake. Her reaction so far was consistent with that one recorded moment, in that they were difficult to tell apart from her being angry.

If Kisumi wasn't the only person in the entirety of the undergound to own a computer with internet access, she would probably be dead by now, the poor deva hiding her shame at how frequently she had been caught writing her fanfic. In fact, her computer and Yuugi's inability to actually find somebody who could sell her one underground were probably the only things keeping her alive at this point.

Satori Komeji peeked her head into the room.

"Yuugi? I'm here for your writing lessons."

Yuugi, for her part, didn't throw anything else at the sight of a new trio of eyes that could see the computer screen.


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So, here it is! Filler! I apologize so fucking much

My sister was kind enough to write that god awful abomination for you guys. I mentioned that I was gonna' have a Touhou write shitty self-insert fanfic for something normal in my shitty Touhou fanfic. She was all over the idea.

Update tommorow, as promised!

[] Never. EVER. Let me catch you doing this again.
[] Actually, I'd like to see the whole thing sometime... Between updates maybe...
No. 182791
[X] Actually, I'd like to see the whole thing sometime... Between updates maybe...
No. 182793
[X] Never. EVER. Let me catch you doing this again.

I don't have true hate against that, but I do not want to read "It's love" again.
No. 182805
Just to be sure, are we voting for continuing the Buffy story, or the Yuugi getting lessons from Satori story?
No. 182825
So, my power died while I was trying to write. Of course, I use a laptop, so that normally wouldn't be a problem.

But without my shitty-video-game-music playlist blasting 16-bit in my ear, I have the attention span of a hyper-active squirrel.

So, instead of typing the update, I made this spoilered monstrosity to go with your shitty Buffy fanfic.

Also, we're voting for 'get the entire fanfic', not 'Yuugi learns to write.' If you want more of Yuugi's fanfiction antics, you're gonna' have to send Anon underground.

Alsoalso, since my power died and I couldn't post, I failed November Writing thing! Which means that I can take my time and proofread my updates! Of course, that doesn't mean I'm gonna' take months to deliver the perfect product or anything. Maybe an extra day to add ideas, cut ideas, fix grammar... Troubleshoot, ya' know?



So, in short, updates will start coming slower, but not by much. And your actual update will be coming soon!
No. 182832
You know, couldn't you just double update to make up for missing a day? That other story that is doing the challenge did that. Or, I suppose it should be said that they have plans to do that. Although, I suppose you would need to do two days of double updates at this point, wouldn't you? Just saying. You don't quite have to give up yet. I'm sure that the judges wouldn't mind you bending the rules like that.