I had tried something like this on /tg/, but things didn't go as planned. I thought I'd try it here.

You’re a youkai. At least you were, before the Hakurei Barrier was smashed to pieces by a group of secret societies. Now, you’re virtually unidentifiable from the hordes of human young adults. The feral part of your mind, buried deep, deep, deep down in there somewhere is both repulsed, and simultaneously, it’s mouth is watering at all the delicious, delicious morsels. You find yourself to be more angry rather than sad at the loss of not only your abilities, but practically everything that made you, well, you. You shake your head and push those thoughts out of your head. A ping from your smartphone indicates you that you’ve received an email.

From: MarryBerryH@yakumo.inn
To: Anonyoukai412@gmail.com

I heard you were looking for a job, so, I called in a few favors, and netted you some info on some groups you’ll like.

Yagokoro Pharmaceuticals- On the way to curing death itself.
Yakumo Innovations- Pushing every boundary everyday. (Join or die~)
Moriya Industries- Faith in quality.
Kappa Engineering- Science!
Scarlet Devils PMC- Blood is our payment.
Satori Power Incorporated- Perfectly safe, we promise you.

That little note after Yakumo Innovation's tagline is a little concerning. Suddenly, your phone takes on a life of it’s own. You’re abruptly brought into a video chat with a certain Maribel Hearn, who had been a godsend in helping you integrate with human society after the Fall.

“Hiya! So did you make your decision yet, huh? Clearly YI is the best corp, right?”

“Jesus Christ, woman, you’ve sent this email literally ten seconds ago.”

She frowns, it quickly morphs into a teasing smile.

“I’m watching out for you, and this how you treat me? Don’t you know how to handle a girls’ heart?” She asks, as she wipes away mock tears.

>Make your choice.
>What say?