Gensokyoset Giddy !SCwYQVZRO. 2011/02/20 (Sun) 23:52 No. 134941 ▼ File 129824594179.gif - (16.02KB, 800x600 , 000.gif)
You have a feeling it's going to be a long day.
Giddy !SCwYQVZRO. 2011/02/20 (Sun) 23:52 No. 134942 ▼ File 12982459757.gif - (12.43KB, 800x600 , 001.gif)
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Anonymous 2011/02/21 (Mon) 00:00 No. 134943 [x] in my dream
i am the boy
it's me
Anonymous 2011/02/21 (Mon) 00:10 No. 134944 ▼ File 129824700227.jpg - (297.94KB, 900x1280 , 3a2b2a314f128ea49293b9bda49f9ca1.jpg)
>Character Select.
[x] Aya
Time is short, news needs to get made and the competition needs to get put out of business.
Anonymous 2011/02/21 (Mon) 00:25 No. 134947 [x] the - in the middle
I'm feeling lucky
Anonymous 2011/02/21 (Mon) 02:20 No. 134955 [x] Dude
Let's go with this.
Anonymous 2011/02/21 (Mon) 02:53 No. 134960 [X]Male
So a Touhou/Homestuck crossover? Interesting.
Be Aya. Giddy !SCwYQVZRO. 2011/02/21 (Mon) 03:04 No. 134961 ▼ File 12982574946.gif - (36.35KB, 800x600 , 002.gif)
You try to be Aya, but fail to be Aya.
Tengu are too powerful to be controlled by humans!
As are most youkai.
Male. Giddy !SCwYQVZRO. 2011/02/21 (Mon) 03:05 No. 134963 ▼ File 129825755968.gif - (31.44KB, 800x600 , 003.gif)
A young man stands in the middle of a dimly lit forest.
He has lost his way after straying from the trodden path, and the way back is no longer visible to him.
This is turning out to be an excellent birthday trip.
What is the name of this young man?
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Anonymous 2011/02/21 (Mon) 03:35 No. 134968 -> Shitstain McLeakyanus Henry Schulz
Anonymous 2011/02/21 (Mon) 03:43 No. 134969 [x] Kharn, Equerry of the Primarch of the World Eaters, soon to be The Betrayer.
Anonymous 2011/02/21 (Mon) 03:53 No. 134970 [X] Keiichi Moriyama
paste a bunch of random kanji together why no you could not accuse me of such a thing
Anonymous 2011/02/21 (Mon) 04:15 No. 134975 think about it people...if we give him a last name thats the same as a touhou, the author will get lots of free plot devices
[X]joshua kirisame
Anonymous 2011/02/21 (Mon) 04:18 No. 134977 [x] Gideous
Why the hell would we name him John, that is so damn lame. Not that it really matters, considering Giddy will just drop this after a couple of days.
Anonymous 2011/02/21 (Mon) 05:25 No. 134987 [x] Red, Pokemon Master
Alternatively, just leave us unnamed.
Anonymous 2011/02/21 (Mon) 07:17 No. 134998 [X] Kharn, Equerry of the Primarch of the World Eaters, soon to be The Betrayer.
Anonymous 2011/02/21 (Mon) 08:00 No. 134999 [x] John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt
John. Giddy !SCwYQVZRO. 2011/02/21 (Mon) 17:15 No. 135016 ▼ File 129830853178.gif - (22.95KB, 800x600 , 004.gif)
Your name is JOHN. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY.
You have lost your way while walking in the WOODS.
You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for EXPLORATION.
You like to tinker with various bits of technology but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT.
You have a fondness for FANTASY, and are an aspiring AMATEUR WARLOCK.
You also like to make WOODEN SCULPTURES sometimes.
What will you do?
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Anonymous 2011/02/21 (Mon) 17:49 No. 135019 [x] Recite prayers to the God-Emperor and Omnissiah.
[x] Seek people to convert to the Machine Cult.
Tech-Priest/Heretek John in Gensokyo! For the Omnissiah, we shall spread the teachings of TECHNOLOGY and SCIENCE! They shall know the Divinity of Mankind through STEEL!
Anonymous 2011/02/21 (Mon) 19:09 No. 135025 [x] Retrieve arms from somewhere
Anonymous 2011/02/21 (Mon) 19:59 No. 135026 [x] Retrieve arms from treetop
SystemFailureV3 !5TQkmktHkE 2011/02/21 (Mon) 19:59 No. 135027 [x] Find a pumpkin.
MSPA/Touhou? I have very high hopes for this.
Anonymous 2011/02/21 (Mon) 20:45 No. 135029 [x] Retrieve arms from treetop
Anonymous 2011/02/21 (Mon) 22:10 No. 135030 [X] Recite prayers to the God-Emperor and Omnissiah.
> Be creeped out by how Aya looks.
Anonymous 2011/02/21 (Mon) 23:06 No. 135031 [x] Retrieve arms from treetop
Anonymous 2011/02/22 (Tue) 00:17 No. 135036 [x] Retrieve arms from treetop
ohmy
Anonymous 2011/02/22 (Tue) 00:23 No. 135037 [x] Retrieve arms from treetop
Anonymous 2011/02/22 (Tue) 07:49 No. 135058 [x]Continue making retarded, out of place references to W40k
[x]Retrieve arms from treetop
Retrieve arms from treetop. Giddy !SCwYQVZRO. 2011/02/22 (Tue) 23:01 No. 135080 ▼ File 129841567547.gif - (21.19KB, 800x600 , 005.gif)
You climb to the top of a tree in search of WEAPONRY, but FAIL to find any.
You do however get a general idea of where in the forest you are.
You can see a VILLAGE like a hundred stone's throws away.
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Anonymous 2011/02/22 (Tue) 23:04 No. 135081 =>INVESTIGATE the VILLAGE
Huh. I wonder what it could be! Sure is mysterious.
Anonymous 2011/02/22 (Tue) 23:29 No. 135082 [x]Do a little dance then head towards the village.
Anonymous 2011/02/22 (Tue) 23:43 No. 135083 wait...wait...were a warlock right?
[X]summon somethin absolutely crazy
[X]tell your demon bro to stay out of sight
[X]proceed to village
Anonymous 2011/02/23 (Wed) 00:01 No. 135084 [X] Check your inventory
Gotta follow standard MSPA procedures.
Anonymous 2011/02/23 (Wed) 02:55 No. 135091 [x] Check your INVENTORY
[x] Do a little DANCE then head towards the VILLAGE
Anonymous 2011/02/23 (Wed) 15:24 No. 135149 [X] Find a computer. You've got a computer game to play! Some sort of beta test or something.
Check your inventory in a mirthful manner. Giddy !SCwYQVZRO. 2011/02/23 (Wed) 19:56 No. 135167 ▼ File 129849097596.gif - (124.55KB, 800x600 , 006.gif)
You peruse your INVENTORY while performing a little DANCE. You have no idea how to dance.
The only items of notice in your possession at the moment is your trusty CARVING KNIFE and your TOME OF DARK MYSTERIES (self-authored).
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Anonymous 2011/02/23 (Wed) 20:18 No. 135169 [x] Carve a FOREBODING INSIGNIA into the TREE.
Anonymous 2011/02/23 (Wed) 23:59 No. 135177 [x] Carve a FOREBODING INSIGNIA into the TREE.
Anonymous 2011/02/24 (Thu) 04:53 No. 135180 [x] Carve a FOREBODING INSIGNIA into the TREE.
oh lawd
Anonymous 2011/02/24 (Thu) 05:00 No. 135181 [x] Carve a FOREBODING PENIS into the TREE.
Teehee
Anonymous 2011/02/24 (Thu) 08:09 No. 135197 [x] Peruse TOME OF DARK MYSTERIES
There's gotta be something in there we can use.
Anonymous 2011/02/24 (Thu) 13:21 No. 135213 Equip CARVING KNIFE to your STRIFE SPECIBUS.
Carve insignia. Giddy !SCwYQVZRO. 2011/02/24 (Thu) 18:40 No. 135243 ▼ File 129857281747.gif - (21.80KB, 800x600 , 007.gif)
You can't think of any FOREBODING INSIGNIAS, so you settle for carving YOUR OWN INSIGNIA. It's the best, anyways.
You take a few seconds to admire your work before descending from the tree.
Leave forest. Giddy !SCwYQVZRO. 2011/02/24 (Thu) 18:41 No. 135244 ▼ File 129857289650.gif - (18.43KB, 800x600 , 008.gif)
Enough wasting time, time to get out of this forest.
You set out in the direction of the village, and soon come across a PATH by a LITTLE POND.
You are however fairly sure the path does NOT lead to where you want to go.
You are almost certain that opening in the trees on the other side of the pond is the correct way.
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Anonymous 2011/02/24 (Thu) 19:04 No. 135249 [x]Go through the opening.
I've got a good feeling about this. I'm positive this is the right way.
Anonymous 2011/02/24 (Thu) 19:05 No. 135250 [x]Go through the opening.
Anonymous 2011/02/24 (Thu) 22:11 No. 135264 [x] Jump into the LITTLE POND.
This is the most obvious course of action.
Anonymous 2011/02/25 (Fri) 23:17 No. 135324 [x]Go through the opening.
Anonymous 2011/02/26 (Sat) 00:14 No. 135325 [x] Jump into the LITTLE POND.
-[x] Search for LITTLE GIRLS to harass.
Anonymous 2011/02/26 (Sat) 00:26 No. 135327 [x] Jump into the LITTLE POND.
-[x] Search for LITTLE GIRLS to harass.
Go through the opening. Giddy !SCwYQVZRO. 2011/03/06 (Sun) 18:02 No. 135837 ▼ File 129943452031.gif - (15.09KB, 800x600 , 009.gif)
You go through the opening in the trees and after a considerable amount of branches to the face, you eventually exit the forest.
Your impeccable SENSE OF DIRECTION proves its worth once again!
The VILLAGE appears to be the only sign of civilisation around.
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Anonymous 2011/03/06 (Sun) 18:08 No. 135840 [x] Investigate the area surrounding the village.
Anonymous 2011/03/06 (Sun) 18:11 No. 135841 [x] SKIP and FROLIC on your way to the VILLAGE.
Anonymous 2011/03/06 (Sun) 19:32 No. 135847 [x] Suddenly be in the VILLAGE
Let's get this rolling. Doing frivolous stupid shit like dancing a jig works to humorous effect in Homestuck because of his quick update speed. This is not the case here.
Anonymous 2011/03/06 (Sun) 19:35 No. 135848 [X] Walk to the VILLAGE. Frolicking is for SISSY ELVES.
Anonymous 2011/03/06 (Sun) 21:11 No. 135854 [X] Walk to the VILLAGE. Frolicking is for SISSY ELVES.
We aint no damn elves.
Anonymous 2011/03/07 (Mon) 00:32 No. 135867 [X] Walk to the VILLAGE. Frolicking is for SISSY ELVES.
Anonymous 2011/03/07 (Mon) 00:51 No. 135870 [X] FROLIC to the VILLAGE in a MANLY FASHION.
Skip to the village. Giddy !SCwYQVZRO. 2011/03/19 (Sat) 23:58 No. 137569 ▼ File 130057912536.gif - (25.56KB, 800x600 , 010.gif)
You are suddenly in the VILLAGE.
Taking a cursory look of your surroundings, it seems the village is very DESERTED. There is not a soul to be seen by your LIMITED HUMAN PERCEPTION.
The sound of SMALL ANIMALS OR SOMETHING can occasionally be heard pattering about.
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Anonymous 2011/03/20 (Sun) 00:14 No. 137571 [X] Knock on the DOOR of that THATCHED COTTAGE.
Anonymous 2011/03/20 (Sun) 00:23 No. 137572 [x] Shout. Yell. Scream. Anything to attract attention.
At the very least, something will answer.
Anonymous 2011/03/20 (Sun) 00:24 No. 137573 [X] Knock on the DOOR of that THATCHED COTTAGE.
>Deserted Village
Uh oh
Anonymous 2011/03/20 (Sun) 17:54 No. 137666 ▼ File 130064369926.jpg - (10.59KB, 638x358 , RUN MOTHERFUCKER.jpg)
WAIT, NO ONES HERE!
FREE WOOD!
AND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO WITH WOOD RIGHT?
[X] BURN THE VILLAGE DOWN IN A FIT OF INSANITY.
Attract attention. Giddy !SCwYQVZRO. 2011/03/20 (Sun) 18:21 No. 137667 ▼ File 130064529790.gif - (12.58KB, 800x600 , 011.gif)
You knock on the DOOR to get the attention of any who might be inside.
There is NO RESPONSE.
-> Giddy !SCwYQVZRO. 2011/03/20 (Sun) 18:21 No. 137668 ▼ File 130064531490.gif - (17.75KB, 800x600 , 012.gif)
Your IDIOTIC SCREAMING seems to have given you a CURIOUS AUDIENCE, however.
A small group of BLACK CATS are watching you embarass yourself.
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Anonymous 2011/03/20 (Sun) 19:59 No. 137678 [x] Give the nearest BLACK CAT a good PETTING.
Anonymous 2011/03/20 (Sun) 21:47 No. 137694 [x] Give the nearest BLACK CAT a good PETTING.
Anonymous 2011/03/20 (Sun) 21:48 No. 137695 [x] Give the nearest BLACK CAT a good PETTING
This is what you do with cats.
Anonymous 2011/03/20 (Sun) 22:39 No. 137698 [x] Take nearest cat.
Any warlock worth his salt should have a familiar, and a black cat should do the trick nicely.
Anonymous 2011/03/20 (Sun) 22:56 No. 137702 [x] Give the nearest BLACK CAT some CATNIP
Pet cat. Giddy !SCwYQVZRO. 2011/03/21 (Mon) 16:42 No. 137820 ▼ File 130072572387.gif - (40.11KB, 800x600 , 013.gif)
You PET one of the cats.
It seems they are quite USED TO PEOPLE.
You guess they're not from around here, then.
Take cat. Giddy !SCwYQVZRO. 2011/03/21 (Mon) 16:42 No. 137821 ▼ File 130072575858.gif - (64.12KB, 800x600 , 014.gif)
You take the cat with you as a COMPANION on your misadventures.
The other cats are ALARMED by this and STORM OFF.
BLACK CAT added to inventory!
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Anonymous 2011/03/21 (Mon) 16:50 No. 137824 [x] Attempt to CONVERSE with BLACK CAT.
[x] CAST a FIRE SPELL on ABANDONED THATCHED COTTAGE
Anonymous 2011/03/21 (Mon) 16:54 No. 137826 [x]Follow cats to civilization.
They are used to people, yet this village is deserted? Curious.
Anonymous 2011/03/21 (Mon) 20:52 No. 137864 [x] EXPLORE the rest of the VILLAGE.
One of these houses has to be open.
Anonymous 2011/03/21 (Mon) 22:53 No. 137880 [x] EXPLORE the rest of the VILLAGE.
Anonymous 2011/03/24 (Thu) 22:51 No. 138218 [x] EXPLORE the rest of the VILLAGE.
Anonymous 2011/03/26 (Sat) 16:55 No. 138301 ▼ File 130115855335.jpg - (141.06KB, 849x849 , sample-80cf0d56a85fd662c66156242ebee0fe.jpg)
>>137824 >Inb4 raging Chen. That or, personal Catgirl loli, if we give it enough love.
Anonymous 2011/04/01 (Fri) 22:31 No. 138883 WHERE THE HOMESTUCKFUCK ARE MY FUCKING UPDATES YOU FILTHY KAJABBERNIGGER? A IT CAN'T POSSIBLY TAKE THIS LONG TO PRODUCE SUCH SIMPLISTIC IMAGRY AND WRITNG! GODDAMM ARE YOU STILL TRYING TO FIND YOUR ARMS OR WHAT?
Anonymous 2011/06/03 (Fri) 20:23 No. 141881 ▼ File 130713261742.jpg - (1.98MB, 1646x1580 , 7ed6d98953c6ddc87c94981897ada64d.jpg)
So, who wants to see this continue?