YAF !nmVOHsTRd. 2008/05/07 (Wed) 18:45 No. 3151 ▼
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[X] Go see if Suika's finished.
[X] Look for Mima.
Reimu's probably drowning in despair and embarassment right now. That means the best course of action would be to leave her alone.
"Breakfast, huh? Come to think of it, I haven't eaten since... Since when?"
Okay, the battle plan is clear. First, find Suika. Then, find Mima and tell her that, fuck yes, she's the best deity ever and kiss her feet. Then, as a final charge, make a breakfast for everyone.
"Well then, enter attack phase. Weapons online, sensors online, all systems nominal."
Mimicking a mech's movement, you run through the corridors back to the living room.
Kicking down the door, you roll inside.
"FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
Grabbing a sitting pillow, you throw it at Suika, who was floating in the air, seemingly looking for any bottles that she could've left behind.
She turns towards you and... gets a facefull of fluffy goodness.
She's feigning irritation. So cute.
"What are you doing?"
"In my world, when fighting, there is a principle that says: never enter a room, until you are sure it's either clear or every angle can be covered with supporting fire."
She tilts her head in confusion.
"I... don't get it."
"You don't have to."
"You look happy, Naya."
"Do I? Hm, maybe I do, maybe I don't."
"Why are you so cheerful all of a sudden? You weren't so happy when you left with the pillows. Did something happen?"
"Did something happen, I wonder~?"
"Hey, don't make fun of me!"
"I'm not making fun of you, Suika." you ruffle her hair "Come on, let's find Mima. I've got to thank her."
"Aha! So something happened after all!"
"Uuuuuuuuu.... Come on, tell me!"
"Maybe when you grow up~."
"I'm grown up already! I'm an oni, you know!"
Constantly making fun of Suika, you finally find Mima taking a walk in the backyard.
"Wait here, Suika."
"Wait here for a moment, then we'll go make an awesome breakfast for everyone."
Putting on an angry face, you charge at the ghost lady.
She turns towards you and almost backs away as she sees your mad expression.
"W-what is it, boy? Did something go wro--huh?"
"GODDAMNIT, MIMA, THANK YOU!"
Giving her a big, friendly hug, you thank Mima for everything she's done for you.
"Now, don't sweat it, don't sweat it! It was nothing, really! I told you, it's fun to be watching your... affairs in the shrine, so really, no need to thank me!"
"Still, I felt obliged."
"Really, you don't have to..."
"Anyway, I'm going to make a generous breakfast for everyone. Be sure to come to the dining room on one hour, okay? And please, inform Reimu."
"Suika! Set course for the kitchen! This is gonna be one hell of a breakfast we're making!"
The kitchen turns out to be an old-fashioned one, with an old stove that required making a fire below it. Telling Suika to bring some wood, you rummage through the cupboards and take out everything that may come in handy.
Macaroni, vegetables, some exotic condiment, oh ho! Why not make fried noodles?
Fourty minutes later, the epic meal is ready. Not only did you make fried noodles, but also scrambled eggs, a salad and some rice with sauce.
"SUIKA IBUKI, OVER HERE!" and Suika walked real fast over
"Is there any sake left? I know we were drinking like the fist of the fucking north star just yesterday, but there's no eating a meal like this without some alcohol."
"Will do, captain! There ought to be a bottle or two left in the pantry."
"Bring forth the sacred liquid then!"
Soon after, the table is set and Mima has arrived along with Reimu, who's avoiding any eye contact with you. She must be really embarassed about you catching her in your room.
"This is amazing! Even Marisa didn't make us meals like this!"
Mima squeals in excitement. Do ghost really like eating that much?
Reimu looks at her plate with blank expression.
"Did you really make all of this?" she asks quietly
"Yep. Suika helped me a bit, but I've done the most of it myself."
"Heh. And here, my dear Reimu, here comes my epic speech."
Holding up a cup of sake, you start to talk.
[ ] "This is a welcome party I made as the new personal bodyguard of Reimu Hakurei!"
[ ] "This is a sign of my love for you!"
[ ] "Shut the fuck up!"
[ ] "Gentlemen, I love Reimu. Gentlemen, I love Suika. Gentlemen, I love Mima. Gentlemen, I love this shrine. Gentlemen, I love Gensokyo."