I think he meant that I
have access to wikipedia, therefore I should be able to specify things if I don't know them (as a bon vivant, I've already got most of that knowledge covered). It's been a conscious effort to keep things from being too specific, mainly due to availability issues. See: proposed drinks earlier in story (they had stuff like Baileys) - it's all for the sake of suspension of disbelief. If I need to go specific, I will.
[x] Go for Suika
I brought us closer to the distracted Suika and Yukari. They were paying their full attention at hounding Marisa and her partner, totally oblivious to our movements. "Try to go right, the bag is on her right arm." I followed Reimu's instruction and approached from behind their right side. They hadn't noticed us, so I thought that maybe this was the best target after all.
"Ngh!" Reimu lounged forwards. I almost tumbled from the force when the other team simply sidestepped and made us overshoot.
"Now now Reimu, attacking from behind is hardly fair." A smiling Yukari remarked.
"There's nothing in the rules against it." Reimu retorted. "Besides, it'll be fun beating you."
We closed in to try again, and again they managed to avoid our attack. I waited until Marisa realized the opportunity and circled to the front again. She came from behind as I stepped in from the front and it looked like this temporary alliance might work.
With an ambiguous smile on her face Yukari tapped Suika's horns. In a flash, they escaped, leaving us to crash up against Marisa and Nitori. Reimu almost fell from the impact, but she dug her hands into my shoulder and managed to stay mounted. I moved to get clear from the other team.
"Two teams against one is especially not fair." Yukari casually said. I was impressed at how she was able to know what we were going to do. I wondered if maybe she had eyes on the back of her head. "Sitting out while we fight amongst ourselves isn't sportsmanlike either." She threw a smile to the remaining team who had cautiously kept their distance from the encounter.
The game was at a deadlock. Suika and Yukari were obviously the strongest contender, but the other three teams kept prioritizing her whenever we got the chance. That isn't to say that we cooperated fully, on the contrary, I had to keep moving so that the fast-moving Aya wouldn't come close enough to get Alice to grab our bag. I wasn't built for this kind of thing and my breath was short and I was sweating. It had been only about ten minutes, but it felt like I had been running all day long. "Maybe we should try something different." Reimu suggested in her still-calm voice. She had gotten a bit worked up against Yukari, exchanging insults but still had had enough sense to direct me around when needed. "I have a plan; it's a pain to actually do, and I don't really feel like it. Plus it isn't exactly fair."
"What do you plan to do?" I asked, wishing that I could somehow wipe the sweat off of my brow.
"Exploit their weaknesses. All you'd have to do is get close, put up with the outrageous, and pray."
"Doesn't sound like you're sure that it'll work." I moved to the right, putting some more distance between an over-eager Suika and us. "What's outrageous about the idea anyways?"
"Um... I'd rather not say it until I have to." I really wanted to see her face to know what she was getting at right then.
"Well, it's either that or we keep this up." Again she reinforced her underlying way of thinking, "We could give up again if this is too much effort. This is silly anyways."
Yeah, it was pretty darn silly.
 This is too much effort
 Gamble on Reimu's idea
 Keep going as you are