Warm. Warm sun, warm wind, warm skin up against mine, warm hands stroking through my hair, warm feeling all through my body. Warm, is what it is, when I first wake up, and that's just the best way for it to be.
"Good morning." A voice from my back, too calm for her own good.
"Mmm..." Still hard to talk. Gotta work out the sleep from my throat with a drink.
"What, already? You haven't been awake five minutes."
"That's the best time to have a drink though! Feel that burn, getting you all ready for the coming day!" Before she has time to react, my gourd is at her lips, full of liquor so strong I can practically feel her getting hotter with every struggled "glug." I dunno why she's struggling, though, I'd be plenty happy if a friend was sharing her drink with me. Maybe it's a human thing.
Speaking of sharing. "So Reimu. Whatcha got planned for today? Other than coughing and stuff." Which is apparently pretty high on her priorities judging by how she can't even get out a sentence between 'em. Five or six swigs later she manages to choke out, "Not drinking. You just gave me enough to last me two weeks."
"Well. Suit yourself, but I'm feeling kinda bored already..."
>
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You are an oni. You have no social or physical inhibitions, and your writer is mildly insane. Have fun with this, or I'll have fun for you. Don't even bother with caution, or I will discount your votes.
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No. 23928
[x] Go beat up some youkai for the fun of it. |
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No. 23929
Oh yeah, and the number of votes doesn't particularly matter. Even if you think you're pissing against the tide with your idea, if it sounds like more fun I'm going with it. |
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No. 23931
[x] Go beat up some youkai for the fun of it. |
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No. 23932
[x] grab a random guitar and play Dragonforce at 3x the usual speed, then scream out your love for Yuka |
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No. 23934
[x] The school teacher at the human village has been getting kind of annoying lately. Go mess with her by stealing her underwear and filling her sock drawer with booze and insects. |
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No. 23935
[x] The school teacher at the human village has been getting kind of annoying lately. Go mess with her by stealing her underwear and filling her sock drawer with booze. |
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No. 23936
Right then. Write then. |
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No. 23937
File 124207014815.png- (59.66KB , 712x800 , 71912cb7dbbb9e1bc350a1d9f0f3a23b.png ) [iqdb] ![]() "I think I'm gonna go play around at the village for a while. I've got some business with the school teacher." |
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No. 23938
>>23937 |
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No. 23939
File 124207086853.png- (581.61KB , 774x1252 , e988b3b3958f3920531c3442de4dfb5d.png ) [iqdb] ![]() [x] Fuck! You haven't had a drink in a good 12 seconds. Rectify that and fly over to the Celestials Palace and go bug Tenshi. |
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No. 23940
>I never really got that, but I can't knock a guy for wanting to see a naked cow, I guess. |
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No. 23941
>>23939 |
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No. 23942
File 124207836690.jpg- (101.31KB , 850x510 , sample-1b0d9119875a51a7616a5ee6543c5764.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() Correction. Nothing feels quite like struttin' down the street, spirits high, little pink panties in one hand and booze in the stomach. This was a great victory! This deserves a great drink! This deserves a drink for the ages! |
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No. 23944
[X] A good lay. |
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No. 23945
[X] A good lay, drinking partner and punching bag. All at the same time. |
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No. 23946
[x] A good lay |
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No. 23947
[P] Chain her up, get her drunk and have -fun- with her. |
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No. 23948
[X] A good lay, drinking partner and punching bag. All at the same time. |
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No. 23954
Writing is delayed because I can't write porn with children over my shoulders. When it comes, it'll come. |
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No. 23963
File 124209490516.jpg- (524.36KB , 740x1047 , 827ec59a198d6364c26fb4c9b4de9796.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() Faking thought for a second, I take another swig from my gourd. This's gonna be fun. "...you." |
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No. 23966
[X] Tease her more. |
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No. 23969
[X] Tease her more. |
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No. 23970
[X] Tease her more. |
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No. 23971
[x] Tease her more. |
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No. 23972
[x] She needs more alcohol; a lot more. |
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No. 23981
[X] Tease her more. |
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No. 23982
[~] Spank her more. |
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No. 23983
I think he's forgotten he's posting in a place with people used to YAF. |
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No. 23985
[x] Tease her more. |
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No. 23989
File 124211616450.jpg- (54.45KB , 563x566 , Copy of 121327553094.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() let's not turn this into another FUG or TAiG okay? |
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No. 23994
>>23969 |
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No. 23996
[x] Tease her more. |
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No. 23999
>>23982 |
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No. 24001
Tch, in this thread, a surge of moralfags. |
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No. 24002
>>24001 |
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No. 24003
File 124214044048.jpg- (790.98KB , 724x1024 , d437b8e4d50f654296781dccc15113e8.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() Too bad I'm not. Still, her reactions are kind of cute, and I can't just leave her here...That'd be mean-spirited. This'll just be fun. |
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No. 24004
[X] "I just decided to do something like this." |
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No. 24006
[X] "I just decided to do something like this." |
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No. 24007
[x] Turn yourself into a mist-like form and go under Iku's clothes. |
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No. 24008
Anonymous 09/05/12(Tue)08:56 No. 24007 |
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No. 24009
Mist form sounds like more fun, so I'm doing that unless someone can do better before I start writing which is gonna be in a while because a friend of mine is visiting from far away for the week and we shall be chillaxing for a time. |
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No. 24012
[x] Send some mini-Suikas to carry your gourd and yank her head back to get her drunk. |
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No. 24017
[x] Tell her the truth. |
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No. 24027
>>24017 |
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No. 24032
ffffff business business distractions distractions work work work obligations. Writing is delayed. |
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No. 24049
File 124231604376.png- (48.52KB , 509x509 , d93b46db637152b25707793491f20e4e.png ) [iqdb] ![]() "...I was bored." Kinda still am, now that the fun's over. |
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No. 24050
[x] Go deeper. See if you can make it so that she's always in a constant state of arousal. |
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No. 24051
If you people can't come up with something better than that in the next hour I'm taking some serious creative license and by that I mean doing whatever the fuck I want. I actually have time to write today and all my voters disappear what the shit. |
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No. 24052
Man, I have no idea what to vote. |
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No. 24054
[x] So she's not into that. Fortunately we know someone who is. Get her hot, bothered, and then wake up Tenshi to help. Iku won't see that coming. |
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No. 24055
[x] So she's not into that. Fortunately we know someone who is. Get her hot, bothered, and then wake up Tenshi to help. Iku won't see that coming. |
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No. 24056
[x] So she's not into that. Fortunately we know someone who is. Get her hot, bothered, and then wake up Tenshi to help. Iku won't see that coming. |
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No. 24057
Oh boy more distractions. At least it worked out this time. |
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No. 24058
File 124234488035.jpg- (156.93KB , 850x1202 , sample-53a706da6a154e9c570e835cc5f061b5.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() She will press on! She will force every ounce of strength she has to push her forward, to delve deeper and deeper until...until...she runs out of dramatic commentary. Talk about your newfound respect for storytellers. Sheesh. In any case, this girl's buckin' like a bull which is really rather ironic considering I'm the one with the horns here. If anyone should be bucking, it's me! I should be kicking and spinning and doing flips and shit! Yeah! But...this is a pretty small cave. Awfully hard to move in here, and I can't even hear myself think through that crack...ling? |
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No. 24060
>>24058 |
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No. 24061
[X] Aw, seeing friends getting along like this sure is inspiring! Brings a tear to your goddamn eyes. A drink! A drink to friendship. |
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No. 24062
[X] Aw, seeing friends getting along like this sure is inspiring! Brings a tear to your goddamn eyes. A drink! A drink to friendship. |
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No. 24063
[x] There's only one drinker, fighter, or rampaging magnificent bitch like you in Gensokyo. Find Yukari Yakumo and troll the bajesus out of her. |
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No. 24067
{X} Find a boat or ship and start sailing the Scarlet Lake. |
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No. 24068
[ze] There's only one drinker, fighter, or rampaging magnificent bitch like you in Gensokyo. Find Yukari Yakumo and troll the bajesus out of her. |
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No. 24072
[X] Find a boat or ship and start sailing the Scarlet Lake. |
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No. 24074
File 124240549424.jpg- (55.71KB , 414x836 , SUPERB.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() Oh, you guys. Just when I thought this would be an easy ride. |
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No. 24078
[X] Find a boat or ship and start sailing the Scarlet Lake. |
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No. 24079
[X] Make a boat out of mini you's and start sailing the Scarlet Lake. |
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No. 24084
[X] Go visit Yukari and get her to gap in a boat. Get her to come with you as well. |
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No. 24085
[x] Find Yukari, and see how long you can remain attached to her leg. |
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No. 24086
>>24084 |
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No. 24091
All right, working on it now but I'm tired of giving empty promises and pretending I can write more than once every day. Every time I think I can write a lot shit keeps interrupting me so it'll come when it comes. |
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No. 24092
File 124249011118.jpg- (280.92KB , 1000x780 , 1ba908429925322304523bff9c0689e9.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() ...but this, this is...Beautiful. It makes me want to cry, it's so beautiful. These two, they seemed so grumpy when I came, but look at them now! It's so peaceful, so friendly. Two friends, sharing not only a sacred artifact but the honor of using it to pleasure themselves. This is how it ought to be, and it's all thanks to alcohol. That's it! A drink! The battery charge still remains, and the tears of joy only add to the flavor. Truly, this scene is perfect, pristine – and it's had enough of me. I should honor it, not sully it with my lonely ass! A friend! Yes! It's been a while since I played with that Yukari, we should do...something. Whatever, play it by ear. |
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No. 24093
[x]KIDNAP THE LONELY ISLAND. |
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No. 24095
[X] Tortuga! Singing, drinking and debauchery! Not nessicarily in that order! |
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No. 24096
Sorry, but kidnapping the Lonely Island is a little too out there. |
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No. 24097
[X] Tortuga! Singing, drinking and debauchery! Not nessicarily in that order! |
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No. 24098
File 124250350813.jpg- (428.03KB , 900x900 , 1242238850271.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() ...is Tortuga! That grand base of pirates everywhere, where even sleeping through the night is both safe and dangerous! Where no matter where you step, you're among both comrades and enemies! The spirit of buccaneers fills me to the brim, even my gourd starts tasting more and more like rum! We're not pathetic, there is no pathetic, we're pirates and we're gonna make a name for ourselves even if it kills us! Singing, drinking, debauchery, we do it all and then we do it all again! |
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No. 24101
[ ] I'll show you who's cap'n around here! |
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No. 24102
[x] I'll show you who's cap'n around here! |
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No. 24103
I haven't laughed this hard in quite a while. I think I should stop thinking up those write-ins before I burst a lung. |
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No. 24104
>>24102 |
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No. 24105
[x] I'll show you who's cap'n around here! |
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No. 24106
What-ho, suddenly votes! Unfortunately I have made a promise to myself to be reading the other quality stories today because since I started writing I got way not-caught-up on some of them, the authors of which I am friends with and thus feel bad about doing. |
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No. 24107
[X] Do ye know who ye be challengin'?! I'm Captain Ibuki, leader of the Oni Pirates! When it comes to rum, only one other can keep up with me! |
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No. 24111
Ya know for the record I don't actually recall ever hearing Shanghai used as a verb! I'd appreciate if someone could clear up its exact meaning before I go embarrassing myself and misinterpreting votes (like I haven't done that already) but of course this is all just a very roundabout way of saying that I am now writing! It may not be done for tonight, though, my eyes are doing that thing they do, you know the one, where you just know you're gonna pass out in your chair if you let it keep going but it feels kind of nice too so you don't actually go to bed. |
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No. 24112
If I recall correctly, the word/verb shanghai refers to the act of kidnapping someone to force them to serve on a ship, or to sell them off as slaves later. On a ship. |
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No. 24113
>>24112 |
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No. 24114
Work them until we're bored playing pirates, then let Yukari have them. |
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No. 24115
File 124253026725.jpg- (278.88KB , 1055x1500 , 1214859027701.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() "You're puttin' forth a mighty fine effort, but don't forget who you're up against! I'm the cap'n o' this ship, ye'll be answerin' to me, and right now I think it's time you hand it over." Quit bein' such a gourdhog. Seriously. |
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No. 24116
>>24115 |
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No. 24117
[X] "I've been look'n for ya ordinary witch!" |
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No. 24118
[x] It seems the gourd treatment wasn't enough. Time for punishment. |
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No. 24123
[X] Do this in the proper pirate way - through theft and extortion! |
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No. 24126
Hey whoa amazing busy time out of fucking nowhere including but not limited to me being easily distracted I mean god damn am I a lazy faggot or what. New video games do that to me, and occasionally so do old video games and in fact so do old friends who occasionally bring new friends in any case. |
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No. 24127
Keep this up and you wont get your brain back. |
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No. 24128
>>24127 |
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No. 24130
>>24129 |
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No. 24131
>take your commas and bake them in a pie |
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No. 24132
File 124287364793.jpg- (175.12KB , 531x800 , 223772ec4d9b9482af77e3bb4e0408dd.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() >>24131 |
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No. 24134
[X] Make a tic on your mental list. One ordinary witch get! |
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No. 24135
>>24132 |
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No. 24307
File 124409663413.jpg- (55.01KB , 456x611 , 93078e6ac94d694d2767642e399ff848.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() Update where? |
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No. 24326
;_; |
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No. 24607
Some of you might be wondering where I've been. |
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No. 24608
Yes, I have been wondering where you've been. |
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No. 24609
File 124535152322.jpg- (100.26KB , 800x720 , sample-658708008cb7693dd5f74e347abbfe17.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() But that's not enough. Not yet. Any good pirate crew ought to be able to strike fear into the hearts of men, women, and children alike! The second we step into a bar, all the others should shuffle on out. But that's lonely. That's way too lonely! Feared by citizens, hated by the navy, all we have are each other and the bottom of a bottle. Even if it is a warm fuzzy feeling inside, in the end, if we can't fill even a single building there's just no point. |
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No. 24610
Oh yeah. Current objective list. |
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No. 24611
Aren't the pirates sailing through the air already? How'd they get back to water? |
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No. 24613
[X] Two words: submersible boat. Or to make it easier: subterranean submarines. Or is that harder? You know what I mean! |
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No. 24614
>>24611 |
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No. 24615
Fine then: |
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No. 24618
By your votes combined, I am writing! I also hate to pull this one again, but it may take a little while. Tonight and tomorrow are both gonna be busy days, but damn it I'll try. |
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No. 24622
File 124544595330.png- (48.66KB , 756x525 , Suikap'n.png ) [iqdb] ![]() "...be able to conjure something up." That's my girl! Always on point. |
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No. 24623
[x] Punch it the fuck through! We'll figure out how to get back when it comes up. |
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No. 24624
[X] Not enough drill power? Not enough willpower! Rally the men and fuck this floor up! |
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No. 24625
I should note that in such times that I offer choices, the "most fun" rule does not apply unless someone comes up with one fucking serious write-in, since that would kind of defeat the purpose of offering choices at all. |
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No. 24626
[x] Punch it the fuck through! We'll figure out how to get back when it comes up. |
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No. 24628
Writing [x] Punch it the fuck through! We'll figure out how to get back when it comes up. |
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No. 24633
File 124548979994.jpg- (489.18KB , 595x841 , 4630516.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() Yeah. I'm not ignoring Yukari's idea. It just needs some help. If it breaks, then, well...it breaks. It's not my fault her drill wasn't strong enough. Besides, we can't keep Yuugi waiting! She's down there being forced to move enormous rocks for ambiguous reasons, fighting other inmates every day for any or no reason, being forced to have sex with strange men, women, spirits, and other unidentifiable creatures...Why the hell aren't I down there?! That's it. Project punch is go. |
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No. 24635
[x] Punch faster than she dodges. |
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No. 24636
[x] Smash the hell out of everyone in sight! |
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No. 24638
File 124553628941.jpg- (135.38KB , 501x717 , be1b69324d2deb91acd5518202c2de18.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() Boring, boring, you humans are all boring! Kill yourselves, kill yourselves, kill your boring selves!!! |
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No. 24639
[X] Create two black holes to your side, so it'll look something like this: |
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No. 24640
[x] Create mayhem. Throw some black holes wherever you please, scatter lots of mini-Suikas to run around and cause havoc, rip bits up off the floor and hurl them about the place. Most of all, don't think about it too hard, take a loooooooong swig from your gourd, relax, and what comes naturally. You're used to this, be an Oni and party hard. |
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No. 24641
[X] Create two black holes to your side, so it'll look something like this: |
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No. 24642
Now that's more like it. Writing nowish, but feel free to keep throwing down ideas if you have them - knowing the way I get interrupted, there's no telling how long it'll take. Not like that's a big surprise though! |
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No. 24647
Hey whoa so I've got a deadline to keep on something else. Priority on ONI is now lowered until such time as I finish this other thing. Shouldn't be more than a day or two, and if I get tired or burnt out on it I'm coming back to this. |
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No. 24686
File 124597221438.png- (57.72KB , 756x525 , UtsuhOWNED.png ) [iqdb] ![]() Ha! Ha! Ha! I can't predict time for shit. Got roped into this summer school thing. Less time to work until Tuesday. Most likely going to end up increasing work ethic against all expectations. Also, would you believe I couldn't find a single picture of Okuu and Suika fighting? Crazy. |
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No. 24687
[X]Gotta find Yuugi! Gotta make good on that whole running and crawling and wall-kicking thing! |
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No. 24702
[X] Well, we've got a local on the crew. Let's take a tour! |
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No. 24703
>>24701 |
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No. 24705
[X] Well, we've got a local on the crew. Let's take a tour! |
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No. 24714
Way to pick the option that involves no fighting or chaos. Writing...I don't know. In a while. Still crazy busy. |
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No. 24770
[x] Gotta look for Yuugi! Gotta make good on that whole running and crawling and wall-kicking thing! |
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No. 25023
So I drop back in and take a look at the votes, figuring it's been long enough that any extra votes ought to count as well what with my not having written a single word since then, which I really do have to work on and I mean I'm trying to motivate myself and all but things happen and occasionally things don't happen at all which can be even more of a bitch, if you catch my meaning, and here we have a tie. That just won't do! I can't just decide myself what wins, not on a choice vote, that's not how this works or at least that's not how I said it works and damn it I'm a man of my word. So what I'm trying to say I guess is that someone ought to break this tie, here, because my obsessiveness won't let me ignore that vote. Let's go, then. |
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No. 25024
[X] Gotta look for Yuugi! Gotta make good on that whole running and crawling and wall-kicking thing! |
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No. 25034
[X] Gotta look for Yuugi! Gotta make good on that whole running and crawling and wall-kicking thing! |
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No. 25037
It's amazing how often I have to re-read my own story. I should probably take notes or something for these sorts of details. |
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No. 25065
File 124757923476.png- (23.08KB , 756x525 , suikasmash.png ) [iqdb] ![]() So once again, just as I get back into writing work is piled on me. Things happen, things don't happen. Getting tired of it, so let's try something a bit different: Updates are gonna look more like this, and I'm going to write every single chance I get today. Checking the topic every 15 minutes. |
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No. 25074
Grab drumsticks. |
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No. 25077
I suppose I should have expected this, but whatever~ Writing with one vote because I said I would if I had to. |
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No. 25079
File 124761114349.jpg- (134.44KB , 443x600 , onirampage.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() May as well make a good impression. |
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No. 25080
>Make boat giant. |
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No. 25083
Bring the party to the boat |
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No. 25092
[X] Bring the party to the boat. Have Yukari make the boat bigger to accommodate everyone, if necessary. |
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No. 25093
Unexpected, but it works. Writing will occur tomorrow, after signing up for college (gasp) and a pirate party. Probably. |
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No. 25107
File 124775590316.png- (37.97KB , 756x525 , piratecopter.png ) [iqdb] ![]() No, she's fuckin' with me. Tryin' to rile me up. Gotta take her off guard, make her join before she knows she's joined. But how? How? |
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No. 25108
MISSION: Get the yama plastered. |
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No. 25109
[X]That's one off the list! |
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No. 25110
All business, huh? |
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No. 25112
Pff, about as 'all buisness' as a drunk-off-her-ass Oni can get. |
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No. 25140
brb umineko |
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No. 25285
Hey. Anon. |
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No. 25286
[x] Keep writing. I like your work. |
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No. 25287
[X] Keep writing. I like your work. |
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No. 25289
[X]Keep writing, this is good. |
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No. 25294
[X] Keep writing. I like your work. |
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No. 25311
[ze] Keep writing. I like your work. |
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No. 25408
I wonder about you people sometimes. |
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No. 25409
[X]Approach from the air, we need a dramatic entry and exit! |
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No. 25516
So hey, just in case someone's wondering. I have been writing when I can, but this bit is giving me some trouble. Ideas aren't really flowing like they usually do, et cetera et cetera bitch bitch bitch. Update'll be up as soon as it comes to me. |
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No. 25534
File 124987052063.png- (41.12KB , 756x525 , laziestoneyet.png ) [iqdb] ![]() Jesus fuck this fought me. Sorry for the wait. |
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No. 25536
Must come up with vote... |
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No. 25566
One vote again, eh. I'll keep this running if I have to scratch at the floor till my nails fall off, least 'till the second thread. I'd appreciate a word on whether you want to amend that by the way. Can't write with that insecurity. |
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No. 25569
>>25566 |
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No. 25570
>>25566 |
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No. 25577
>>25566 |
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No. 25578
>>25577 |
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No. 25579
>>25578 |
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No. 25580
Modifying vote: |
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No. 25581
[X]Go after the Yama! She's getting drunk wether she likes it or not! |
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No. 25590
A few more things: |
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No. 27228
File 125562080325.jpg- (104.12KB , 480x640 , Zombie-pirate_640x480.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() Hopped up on cold meds. Celebrating return of FLAT. Too shaky to draw. |
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No. 27229
[X] Punch the building over. That'll get her out right quick. |
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No. 27233
>>27228 |
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No. 27237
Losing momentum killed me before. Taking another dose and gettin' back to work. As per the norm, feel free to toss out a vote in the mean time. |
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No. 27244
File 125563325358.png- (55.70KB , 798x603 , Kyan.png ) [iqdb] ![]() "Why don't you just punch the building? I mean, it's worked up till now, right?" ...Point. |
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No. 27246
[X]Force greater than God? Who gives a shit? We'll break time and space if we want! |
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No. 27249
[X]Force greater than God? Who gives a shit? We'll break time and space if we want! |
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No. 27250
[x] Throw Yama at Slacker. Now you're not getting hit anymore and she gets woken up! Genius! |
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No. 27255
[X]Force greater than God? Who gives a shit? We'll break time and space if we want! |
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No. 27256
File 125563964312.jpg- (99.60KB , 1000x770 , 1235569800547.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() Shower, sweet sweet medicine, then writing. |
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No. 27263
File 125564633667.png- (570.60KB , 1400x1200 , oh exploitable.png ) [iqdb] ![]() Whatever. I can do this. If this old prude is greater than God, then we're...well I don't know what the hell we are but damn it we can take her on any day. Or night! Or...wait, when the hell is it? Blue sun? Well, blue-sun time works too. Go chain go! Wrap around tha-ow! What?! |
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No. 27264
[x] Put them in various states of undress |
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No. 27265
>>27264 |
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No. 27266
[X]Cosplay. How many times am I going to have a drunk sleeping Yama at my mercy? Strip her down, dress her up! Make people think she's colorblind, she sees in black and white anyway! |
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No. 27267
[X]Cosplay. How many times am I going to have a drunk sleeping Yama at my mercy? Strip her down, dress her up! Make people think she's colorblind, she sees in black and white anyway! |
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No. 27282
Those above, plus |
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No. 27313
Good write-in, but I can't really do shenanigans with my grandma on her deathbed. I'm gonna try and get a short out, if I (or you! Open to suggestions.) can come up with an idea for one, but...give ONI a couple days. Sorry, guys. |
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No. 27383
>>27313 |
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No. 27547
There is a 90% chance that this will be my last post on THP. |
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No. 27551
>>27547 |
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No. 27565
>>27564 |
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No. 27571
I feel bad now. |
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No. 27586
File 125626688360.jpg- (952.19KB , 1280x1024 , fce5da42ca02e3c51faf5fafe298e5d6.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() |
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No. 27597
File 125628532565.jpg- (146.32KB , 650x650 , patchy151.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() >>27547 |
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No. 27598
>>27547 |
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No. 29795
File 12671176186.jpg- (0.96MB , 1280x1024 , 4d6cd31edc68e6a9c92003779dea0edb.jpg ) [iqdb] ![]() Forcing my eyelids which are way too heavy for their own good reveals a dark expanse, punctuated with twinkling stars. Night time is a whole other world: When there's nothing in the sky, there's more there to see. There may not be sunlight, but a pale silver washes the land, seeming to give it its own illumination, and a warm breeze wraps around me, offering its comfort. Did I...doze off? |
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No. 29814
Awww... |
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No. 29822
Just in case it wasn't already apparent, "The End." |
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No. 29844
Thus the adventure was a dream of Suika's back in her heyday. Makes me curious who with since s/he's the other parent of Suika's kid. |
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No. 29856
>>29844 |
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No. 29864
What if you kept writing? |
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No. 29867
>>29864 |
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No. 29879
>>29867 |
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No. 29881
>>29867 |
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No. 29905
>>29881 |