>>20417 Yeah, it does. Still, it was fun to watch Alyx almost get raped by a stalker.
... Shadows of Chernobyl ruined that word for me. Anyways.
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[x] Eat a breakfast with her like if it was the most ordinary thing in the world.
Well then, let's knock her off the tracks a bit, with her own technique. Want me to believe that you've been living with me? Very well, so shall it be done! Ultimate reverse-reverse-psychology, who the hell do you think I am!
And so, I choose to play along, and follow her waggling buttocks to the living room...
Where she just settles down among the clutter, on the only free spot. That's right, on the floor. And without any further ado, begins to devour the effect of my hard work that I put so my effort in making. How... impudent! Normally, she'd wait for me with eating! Normally.
Well, no way you could call this situation normal, huh. And I'm not acting normally either. For some reason, I can't bring myself to calm down and think the whole thing through. Almost like if... her presence was somehow driving me unable to stop. Like a cramp in your leg, pushing the accelerator pedal, making you unable to stop speeding. Strange.
And my right hand really does feel weird.
Nevertheless, to drop this cool facade would be simply stupid now. So instead of pondering futilely about the whole situation, I swiftly grab my portion of the sweet, sweet breakfast from under her nose, and throw myself onto my bed... Inevitably hitting the back of my head on the chandelier. Dang, forgot about that. This is going to leave a bump, no doubt.
And thus, as if it were the most normal thing in the world, the two of us enjoy the strawberry goodness in silence.
While I practically gulp down the whole thing, not caring about any rules of good upbringing, she takes her time with every piece, licking the jam off her fingers after every bite, sending shivers down my spine as I watch in awe. How come it's so...
"Uh..."
I try to avert my gaze when she wraps her tongue around her own index finger, in a clearly - I'm sure, I'm really sure now - provocative manner. Trying another tactic, huh, Yuuka, or whoever you are? Too bad this man has balls of steel, and his defences are impenetrable! You want to arouse me, Yuuka Kazami? Not going to work this time. Balls of steel, Yuuka. Balls of motherfucking stainless steel. Your endeavour, no matter it's goal, is futile!
Crying won't help, nor will getting even more suggestive. What's the point of this anyway?
"So," she speaks up after cleaning the whole plate, going even as far as licking everything off it, giving me a really hard time, enduring the whole spectacle and trying not to show any kind of reaction. Plus there are those nurturing questions... Who the hell is she? And what in the hell happened? "Now that you're finally awake, I can tell you this." she stands up and sits on the bed beside me, giving the chandelier a single, sarcastic glance "This place really needs a proper table."
"... your point being?"
I can't help my own words.
Yuuka gives me a weird, somehow menacing look.
"My point is," she speaks slowly "That if I'm to live here, we-- I mean
you need to buy one."
"Why would you--"
I stop. She's way too close, and way too dangerous to try something like this. To top it off, I was about to blow my cover by blurting out an angry comment about her, supposedly, 'living here' without even as much as asking me for a permission.
"Did you say anything, dear?"
With squinted eyes, she gives me a smile that reminds me of a grinning lion.
[ ] "Nope, it's nothing."
--[ ] "More importantly, do you have any plans for today?"
--[ ] "More importantly, isn't this a weekday? I should be at school, and then at work. You can handle yourself without setting the flat on fire, right?"
[ ] "Actually, yes. What the hell is going on? Who are you? I mean, I know who you are, but... Just what the hell is going on?"
--[ ] Tell the truth, that I can't remember a thing.
--[ ] It doesn't matter what's going on inside my head, I just want to know what happened those last few days before I woke up.