Yaf !nmVOHsTRd. 2008/05/05 (Mon) 18:50 No. 2068 ▼
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[X] Give up and wear it.
There is no escape. The lion's coming at you. No way of avoiding this abomination. Faced with this cruel fate, there is nothing one can do to escape it.
"Very well." you stand up with resignation "Come on, then. Let's end this."
One minute later, your life is over. Your body is still alive, but your soul has already left it's disgusting shell.
"Perfect! Amazing! Marvelous!"
The clerk jumps around in excitement.
It is tight. You know you will feel it's touch for many, many more years. It's disgusting. It almost burns your skin. The fur... It itches. This costume... It is not meant to be worn on body. It was made so that the person wearing it will be imbued with pure essence of homosexuality.
'This is it. I'm going to die. Is it me, or is has that clerk suddenly become hotter? Damn, I'm becoming a gay already...'
"Hey, Naya! You there?"
It's Suika. She must be looking for you. You hear the door closing.
"Hey, is anyone there?"
The clerk stops jumping around.
"Ah! Another customer! Please, wait a moment, I'll be right there!" he winks at you "And you stay here. I'll return to you in a moment, my dear furball."
He stands up, ready to go back to the main room, but.
"Ah, so there was a passage here! Hey there... miss? Have you see-- NAYA?!"
She stares at you in shock.
"What are you wearing? You look hilarious!"
She's... laughing... Laughing at your pathetic figure, desperately trying to take off this disgusting piece of furry abomination.
"I'm sorry, little miss, but this area is off limits. Would you please return to--"
"Suika!" you interrupt the clerk "ATTACK! NOW! HEADBUTT THIS FUCKER!"
"What?!" they are both suprised
Almost crying, you yell.
"I BEG YOU! JUST KNOCK HIM OUT!"
After two seconds, the clerk is lying on the ground unconscious, while you take off the fursuit, with Suika still chuckling from time to time.
"Haha! I can't believe you put this on! What the hell is this? An animal youkai costume? What kind of psycho would wear this thing?"
You're finished with undressing, but there's still something lingering in your mind. Some part of this gay creation still lies somewhere deep in your head.
"Suika. I have a favor to ask."
"Yes? What is it?"
"Show me your panties."
There's a moment of silence.
"Show me your panties. Just lift your skirt so I can see them. Please, this is important."
"Just do it! I'm going crazy here!"
Blushing a little, she lifts her skirt.
You sigh with relief. That sight still turns you on. That means you haven't turned completely gay.
"It's okay now."
"What was that about?"
She asks as she fixes her skirt.
"It's a matter of manliness. Maybe you'll understand some time in the future?"
"Hey, what was that supposed to mean?!"
"Nevermind that. We have to leave. Now. I'm not planning on staying in this place for even a while longer."
"Okay! I've scavenged some stuff on my way here, so I'll be waiting outside."
Putting back the uniform on, you feel much better. Even though this faggot has touched it earlier, it still doesn't feel gay at all.
"Well then, time to scram. But before that."
Rummaging through the shelves, you find what you looked for - a fine, badass piece of fashion. Red trench coat with a nipplewarmer.
"It's cool, not gay."
Grabbing the bag with groceries and gifts, you run out of the store.
Ten minutes later, you've landed in front of the shrine.
"Don't ever tell anyone about this. Ever."
"Tell about what?"
"Good girl. Where's Reimu?"
"Ah, she left earlier than we did, because we're having guest over tonight."
"GUESTS?! That's why she told me to buy this food?"
"Yep! And I stole some beverages to make it a crazy party!"
"So... Who's going to come?"
"They're already here. It's that black-white magician and her dollmaker friend. I don't really get along with them, but that's what alcohol is for!"
"Suika, go ahead without me. I have to prepare myself."
"Okie dokies! Here, give me the food. I'll get it to the kitchen."
Crap, you haven't expected this. Alice and Marisa coming over? Shit's calling for a dynamic badass entry, but what will make you look the coolest? Plus, you have to do something with those presents and money... Well, presents have to wait until the guests leave. You'll give them out after the party.
[ ] Sneak around the shrine, find your room, leave your shit in your room. You'll later give Reimu a donation personally, if you know what I mean.
[ ] Put the money in the donation box, sneak around the shrine, leave your shit in your room.
[ ] Red coat, pants only, kick door down. "THIS PARTY IS GETTIN CRAZY! LET'S ROCK!"
[ ] Uniform. Silently enter the room and ignore the guests.
[ ] Fuck this. Uniform, walk in like normal people do and gree the guests.
[ ] Take off shirt, put on the red coat, walk in and greet the guests