The lake stoops in the sky, just above the Mansion. China in the background doesn't seem to care about the lake, which has removed itself from it's humble abode. You are near the Scarlet Devil Mansion, yet you haven't even made an attempt to enter it. Cirno, your faithful companion, is surprised about something. "u kno that even tho i am the strongest in whole gensokyo AND blu, my nose boogers is still green?! isn't that weird? ahahahahaha!" Damn it, Cirno.... "Don't you even care that there's a damn LAKE floating in the sky?! I mean, GEEEEEEEEEEEZ!" She just looks at me nonchalantly. "that's no lake it's just a big drop of rain. did u kno if u turn freeze rain u get snow?"
God.. DAMN IT.
LAKE. THIS IS IT. YOU AND ME, LET'S GO!
[ ] FALCON PUNCH [ ] CHARGE YOUR LAZER [ ] Ask Cirno to turn it into snow [Comedy Option] Genuflect
>>345135 You can feel your shit boil. The lake. Not only have you taken a dip in it in numerous time, it seems to laugh out loud as it devours you in it's never-ending hunger. Hunger. For ADVENTURERS. Then Cirno's word echo through your ears. Ding! You know you have been the brightest of all CERN institute, but Cirno's word has been the smartest you have ever heard in your life. Lecturers, professors, they can all go suck a big one.
"Cirno. You know, when you turn water into ice it turns heavier?"
"That's nonsense. When you have water at 4 degrees Celsius it's weight is 1 ton for 1000 square-centimeters. But when you have ice, it's weight for 1000 square-centimeters is 980 kilogra-"
"If you turn that drop into snow, you can build a snow city on it."
"sweet!"
She flies near the huge droplet in the sky in a zig-zag pattern. She slowly approaches it.. Suddenly an enormous chill enters your body. Is this gonna be it? Your bane of existence is just gonna turn into a huge ball of.. frozen water? Well fuck, but at least you can't drown in it, right?
Hmm... Let's look at the possible outcomes. - A fiery Falcon Punch would be doused by the lake, not to mention it would be too close range. - Chargin' mah lazer my take too long, leaving me open for lake rape. - Nobody said that the lake, when frozen would turn into a giant block of ice instead of snow, which would proceed to crush me. - Genuflect.
The only viable option would be to freeze the lake in just the right way to turn it into snow. This wouldn't be a problem under normal circumstances, but considering who I'm getting to freeze the lake... FUCK I'M PROBABLY GOING TO DIE
Hmm... Let's look at the possible outcomes. - A fiery Falcon Punch would be doused by the lake, not to mention it would be too close range. - Chargin' mah lazer may take too long, leaving me open for lake rape. - Nobody said that the lake, when frozen would turn into a giant block of ice instead of snow, which would proceed to crush me. - Genuflect.
The only viable option would be to freeze the lake in just the right way to turn it into snow. This wouldn't be a problem under normal circumstances, but considering who I'm getting to freeze the lake... FUCK I'M PROBABLY GOING TO DIE!
>>345189 There she is. Upon the huge lake. She touches it, and does her magic. Well, it's no magic, since it's the whole hypothetical ice-nine she's using.
Suddenly...
The water turns into a huge slab of ice. Well, it's no snow, but... Oh fuck, it's falling! By the calculations of my... Fuck, just as I expected, straight upon the Devil's mansion. You can feel the ground shake as the the colossus lands upon the building. You lose your footing! You fell straight on your ass. Suddenly.. Silence. ....
>>345237 I close my eyes. I think of my past universes. No kisses... No voluntary orgasms... No egg uncooked... No broth unboiled... No continues...
Motherfucker... This pot... This puddle... This water... THIS LAKE...
It was no coincidence that it is rolling straight towards me. It was meant to be like this. It was meant to end like this. I clench it into a fist. My hand engulfs in flame. I open my eyes and time slows down.
The mass rolls towards me. It decides for a suicidal rush. It decides for the final attack.
THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE
You finally open your eyes. You can see again. Have you died once again?
The pain in your arm...
You're alive! But...You were crushed?
No, you are still standing. The ice. It split into two. Upon you, the colossus has knelt. It might thaw, but this is it. It's spirit is crushed (or split into two, har har har)
Your arm is broken, but you have destroyed your bane. Your birthright has been restored.
All the smokes, all the blasts. It was all a good show. And the Scarlet Devil Mansion.. There's nothing there anyway. Just some bunch of assholes. A lazy gate guard, who doesn't want to be hugged. Some old maid. A girl who thinks that I am the dumber than her. With her glasses, christ.
"Cirno!" I call the dear fairy. "whut." She doesn't even turn around to look at me. "You know, it was all fun to be here, but this shit's boring." I tell her this. "thats great but ur gonna make snowmans or what" She still is rolling the now-soft ice under the sky. "Nah, wanna come with me? Let's go and get drunk." Man, I haven't had a good liquor in some time. She turns around and looks at me quizzically "u mean go to sakuyas place?" "Yeah..." "ok just go ahead ill come soon"
