Stoop lake

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:02 No. 345111 ▼

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The lake stoops in the sky, just above the Mansion. China in the background doesn't seem to care about the lake, which has removed itself from it's humble abode. You are near the Scarlet Devil Mansion, yet you haven't even made an attempt to enter it. Cirno, your faithful companion, is surprised about something.
"u kno that even tho i am the strongest in whole gensokyo AND blu, my nose boogers is still green?! isn't that weird? ahahahahaha!"
Damn it, Cirno....
"Don't you even care that there's a damn LAKE floating in the sky?! I mean, GEEEEEEEEEEEZ!"
She just looks at me nonchalantly. "that's no lake it's just a big drop of rain. did u kno if u turn freeze rain u get snow?"

God.. DAMN IT.

LAKE. THIS IS IT. YOU AND ME, LET'S GO!

[ ] FALCON PUNCH
[ ] CHARGE YOUR LAZER
[ ] Ask Cirno to turn it into snow
[Comedy Option] Genuflect

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:03 No. 345116

[x] Cast Magic Missile

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:04 No. 345121

/a/ + /tg/ = /jp/
its totally nuts, but i love it

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:04 No. 345122

>>345116
Thou must gather your party before casting magic missile

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:04 No. 345124

Roll for initiative

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:04 No. 345125

Stoop lake is afraid to leave his stoop.

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:06 No. 345134

>>345124
You roll your balls between your fingertips.

It felt nice but you feel the need to take action!

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:06 No. 345135

[X] Ask Cirno to turn it into snow

A plan from the strongest woman in Gensokyo would be the strongest plan.

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:06 No. 345136

[ ] Ask Cirno to turn it into snow

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:07 No. 345144

[x] Genuflect

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:07 No. 345147 ▼

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[x] FALCON PUNCH
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT IT MEANS TO BE MANLY, LAKE

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:08 No. 345151

>>345134
Sniff my finger and then ask crino to snow it.

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:08 No. 345154

[x] Ask Cirno to turn it into snow

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:08 No. 345156

[x] Genuflect

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:09 No. 345157

[x]WEEABOO FIGHTAN MAGIC

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:09 No. 345158

[x] FALCON PAAAAAAAAAAUNCH
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:09 No. 345160

>>345151
The lake I mean and have her stand by to air lift if I'm in trouble

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:10 No. 345164

lulz

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:10 No. 345170

>"u kno that even tho i am the strongest in whole gensokyo AND blu, my nose boogers is still green?! isn't that weird? ahahahahaha!"

Oh God I love Cirno

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:11 No. 345172 ▼

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[x] FALCON PUNCH

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:14 No. 345189

>>345135
You can feel your shit boil. The lake. Not only have you taken a dip in it in numerous time, it seems to laugh out loud as it devours you in it's never-ending hunger. Hunger. For ADVENTURERS.
Then Cirno's word echo through your ears.
Ding!
You know you have been the brightest of all CERN institute, but Cirno's word has been the smartest you have ever heard in your life. Lecturers, professors, they can all go suck a big one.

"Cirno. You know, when you turn water into ice it turns heavier?"

"That's nonsense. When you have water at 4 degrees Celsius it's weight is 1 ton for 1000 square-centimeters. But when you have ice, it's weight for 1000 square-centimeters is 980 kilogra-"

"If you turn that drop into snow, you can build a snow city on it."

"sweet!"

She flies near the huge droplet in the sky in a zig-zag pattern. She slowly approaches it.. Suddenly an enormous chill enters your body. Is this gonna be it? Your bane of existence is just gonna turn into a huge ball of.. frozen water? Well fuck, but at least you can't drown in it, right?

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:16 No. 345195

[x] Ask Cirno to turn it into snow

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:18 No. 345203

>>345189

MOAR

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:19 No. 345213

[X] PUNCH THE SUN.. er, lake.

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:19 No. 345214

>>345189

Wow Physics VN

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:20 No. 345219

Hmm... Let's look at the possible outcomes.
- A fiery Falcon Punch would be doused by the lake, not to mention it would be too close range.
- Chargin' mah lazer my take too long, leaving me open for lake rape.
- Nobody said that the lake, when frozen would turn into a giant block of ice instead of snow, which would proceed to crush me.
- Genuflect.

The only viable option would be to freeze the lake in just the right way to turn it into snow. This wouldn't be a problem under normal circumstances, but considering who I'm getting to freeze the lake... FUCK I'M PROBABLY GOING TO DIE

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:23 No. 345234

Hmm... Let's look at the possible outcomes.
- A fiery Falcon Punch would be doused by the lake, not to mention it would be too close range.
- Chargin' mah lazer may take too long, leaving me open for lake rape.
- Nobody said that the lake, when frozen would turn into a giant block of ice instead of snow, which would proceed to crush me.
- Genuflect.

The only viable option would be to freeze the lake in just the right way to turn it into snow. This wouldn't be a problem under normal circumstances, but considering who I'm getting to freeze the lake... FUCK I'M PROBABLY GOING TO DIE!

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:23 No. 345237

>>345189
There she is. Upon the huge lake. She touches it, and does her magic. Well, it's no magic, since it's the whole hypothetical ice-nine she's using.

Suddenly...

The water turns into a huge slab of ice. Well, it's no snow, but...
Oh fuck, it's falling! By the calculations of my...
Fuck, just as I expected, straight upon the Devil's mansion.
You can feel the ground shake as the the colossus lands upon the building.
You lose your footing! You fell straight on your ass.
Suddenly.. Silence.
....

"Oh......... FUCK!!"
There's China alright.

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:25 No. 345249

I melt the snow with the burning passion of my youth!

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:25 No. 345250

Bad End Imminent.

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:25 No. 345251

>>345237
[xxxxxx] FALCON PUNCH

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:26 No. 345259

>>345237

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:32 No. 345285

>>345237
I close my eyes. I think of my past universes.
No kisses... No voluntary orgasms... No egg uncooked... No broth unboiled... No continues...

Motherfucker...
This pot... This puddle... This water... THIS LAKE...

It was no coincidence that it is rolling straight towards me. It was meant to be like this.
It was meant to end like this.
I clench it into a fist. My hand engulfs in flame.
I open my eyes and time slows down.

The mass rolls towards me.
It decides for a suicidal rush.
It decides for the final attack.

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:34 No. 345291

>>345285
>THIS LAKE

IT WAS MADE FOR ME

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:36 No. 345301

WHY IS THIS SO EPIC?!

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:36 No. 345307

THIS LAKE IS AN EYESORE

THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE
THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE
THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE
THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE
THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE
THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:38 No. 345323

[x] Rape the ice fairy

!.VXfTOUHOU 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:40 No. 345329

>>345323
Enjoy your FROZEN DICK.

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:41 No. 345332

>>345329

[insert scientific speech about how cold tolerance raises drastically during sex]

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:41 No. 345333

>>345285
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You finally open your eyes. You can see again.
Have you died once again?

The pain in your arm...

You're alive! But...You were crushed?

No, you are still standing. The ice. It split into two.
Upon you, the colossus has knelt. It might thaw, but this is it. It's spirit is crushed (or split into two, har har har)

Your arm is broken, but you have destroyed your bane. Your birthright has been restored.

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:41 No. 345334

>>345329
I'll get a Ring of Resist Energy (Cold) first. /tg/ has shown that even a weak one will prevent your penis from freezing and breaking off.

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:42 No. 345338

[ ] Stay

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:42 No. 345339

>>345333

ENTER THAT BITCH, IT'S BETTER THAN GETTING KNIFED BY SAKUYA.

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:43 No. 345343

[x] Stay

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:43 No. 345344

[x] Stay

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:43 No. 345345

WE HAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING FALCON PUNCH, THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR NOW.

[x] stay

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:43 No. 345347

[ ] Enter the tear

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:43 No. 345348

I DONT WANT TO GO BACK

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:47 No. 345371

[x] Enter the tear, but take Cirno with you.

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:50 No. 345389

I'm going to have to agree with
[x] Enter the tear, but take Cirno with you.

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:53 No. 345397

Nah..
This was meant to be.

All the smokes, all the blasts. It was all a good show.
And the Scarlet Devil Mansion.. There's nothing there anyway. Just some bunch of assholes. A lazy gate guard, who doesn't want to be hugged. Some old maid. A girl who thinks that I am the dumber than her. With her glasses, christ.

"Cirno!" I call the dear fairy.
"whut." She doesn't even turn around to look at me.
"You know, it was all fun to be here, but this shit's boring." I tell her this.
"thats great but ur gonna make snowmans or what" She still is rolling the now-soft ice under the sky.
"Nah, wanna come with me? Let's go and get drunk." Man, I haven't had a good liquor in some time.
She turns around and looks at me quizzically "u mean go to sakuyas place?"
"Yeah..."
"ok just go ahead ill come soon"

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:54 No. 345405 ▼

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Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:56 No. 345412

>>345333
>Oh Cirno, you just don't understand.

SO TO YOU ALL THE HUMANS ACROSS THE LAND
THERE'S NO NEED TO ARGUE
ICE FAIRIES JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 22:57 No. 345414

>>345397

I cried.

Then I raged at how you described China. Fuck you.

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 23:00 No. 345427

>>345397

Oh well

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 23:02 No. 345436

>>345397

NORMAL END #1

TRY PLAYING WITHOUT CONTINUES NEXT TIME

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 23:04 No. 345444

>>345436
I DOUBT GENSOKYO MAN IS COMING BACK, SO TOUGH LUCK! BREAK THE SUPPORT DISC FOR A NEW GAME.

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 23:06 No. 345449

>>345397
wait what happened?

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 23:16 No. 345482

>>345449

¯\(°_o)/¯ I dunno lol

Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 23:18 No. 345494

>>345449
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uqE7WBG_p8Q

This happened.

~DON'T LET THE DREAM GET AWAY~

Anonymous 2008/03/30 (Sun) 00:26 No. 345937

>>345125
BEST LINE IN THE WHOLE VN.

a++++++++ will stoop again.

Anonymous 2008/03/30 (Sun) 01:31 No. 346490

Wait, that shit was good!

Anonymous 2008/03/30 (Sun) 02:17 No. 346712 ▼

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that was EPIC

⑨ OUT OF ⑨

Anonymous 2008/03/30 (Sun) 02:21 No. 346725

>>345285
>>345333
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vbf0i0iNE3M&feature=related
IS NOW PLAYING MANUALLY IN YOUR HEAD

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