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301422
Yes... GM IS ON TIME.
Oh noes, the lake, it rises. PS: I am not a woman. Really. Just because I'm gay for Edwina doesn't make me a woman. Maybe.

Sakuya nods. "Hello... Mr. Dumbass." There is a wry smile on her face as she replies, and it possible even she is attempting to poorly conceal a giggle at your new name.
Shit, you hope nobody tells China or Keine about this.

"Flandre, your sister would like to see you after you are done with... Mr Dumbass. Come alone. Without Mr. Dumbass." Sakuya states, attempting to repeat the insulting name as long as she can get away with it before turning to leave. Damn you, you cold bitch. But hey, that means you'll be free from the torment of the dress. It is very itchy.

You raise a bite of the egg to your mouth and hesitantly take a bite at Flandre's excited urging; no way to refuse. It needs more pepper.

"So, how is Sakuya's cooking?" Flandre inquires, leaning over and tilting her head up at you in an attempt to be adorable.


[ ] "It's fine."

[ ] "Great! Can I have more?"

[ ] "It's alright."

[ ] "Needs more pepper."

[ ] "Horrible."

[ ] "Did you know she wears padding?"

[ ] Remain silent, eat

[ ] Scream

[ ] Flee
No. 301428
[X] "Did you know she wears padding?"
No. 301434
[ ] "Did you know she wears padding?"
No. 301437
[X] Genuflect
No. 301438
[X] "Great! Can I have more?"

DO NOT FUCK THIS UP NOW, ANON
No. 301439
[X] Scream HELP ME, EIRIIIIIIIIIIN
No. 301440
[x] "Did you know she wears padding?"
No. 301442
[x] you're the scariest
No. 301445
great!
No. 301446
[x] "Did you know she wears padding?"
No. 301447
>>301428
>>301434

WHAT ARE YOU DOING
No. 301449
[X] "It's fine."
Seems safe enough
No. 301452
[x] "Needs more pepper."
No. 301453
>>301447
Preparing for imminent death, I think.
No. 301455
[ ] "Great! Can I have more?"
No. 301458
[x] "Great! Can I have more?"
No. 301460
[X] "Great! Can I have more?"
No. 301462
[X ] "Did you know she wears padding?"
No. 301463
in b4 we ake 2 decisions and then GM gets lake'd
[ ] "It's fine."
No. 301464
[X] "Did you know she wears padding?"
No. 301465
[ ] "Did you know she wears padding?"

GOING FOR IT
No. 301468
[ ] "Needs more pepper."

It is the Skill we've ranked up the most, though.
No. 301470
[ ] "It's fine."
No. 301473
Fuck you, padding. Fuck you.
No. 301474
It's over, Anonymous is finished.
No. 301476
[ ] "Did you know she wears padding?"

ITS WORTH THE LAST LIFE
FLANDERE WILL PROTECT US, MAYBE
No. 301479
[ ] "It's fine."

Wow. We really want to start over, don't we? Or we get to see if we meet shikieki~
No. 301480
dicks and assholes.
this board is full of them.
No. 301481
>>301438
>>301455
>>301458
>>301460
if you ask for more she will force feed us until we die
No. 301482
[ x] "Did you know she wears padding?"
No. 301483
That's it. We're dead.
Goodbye SDM. Goodbye lake.
We're reloading our old save to catch Keine in the bathroom.
No. 301487
I'm going to enjoy this PAD END.
No. 301489
>>OP

[ x] "It's fine."
WHY IS THERE EVAR ENOUGH PEPPA?!
No. 301491
[X] "Needs more pepper."
No. 301492
Oh, god.
No. 301493
[x] scream
No. 301497
ITS WORTH THE DEATH
No. 301498
But I really want to know why she's wearing a pad
No. 301500
>>301481
But if we say "It's fine" Sakuya will be pissed at us!
No. 301504
Damn it GM, you put that there knowing full well what we would choose...

[X] "Did you know she wears padding?"
No. 301505
>>301483
We're going to get ZA WARUDO'd.
No. 301502
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301502
>>301483
No. 301506
[x] "It's alright."
Flan probably already knows.
No. 301507
>>301500
Who cares at this point
No. 301509
>>301428
>>301434
>>301440
>>301446
>>301462
>>301464
>>301465

I hope you all enjoy being Knifed.
No. 301510
>>301465
>>301464
>>301462
>>301446
>>301440
>>301434
>>301428
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
No. 301512
PAD END
No. 301513
Good job, you'll get us killed before the thread even starts
No. 301514
>>301428
>>301434
>>301440
>>301446
>>301462
>>301464
>>301465

Winner:

[ ] "Did you know she wears padding?"


May Flandere protect us
No. 301519
Requesting a 'You're gonna get Laked' picture now, since it seems like we'll need it for this and the VN.
No. 301525
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301525
No. 301524
>>301512
Nice Pun.
No. 301526
>>OP
>attempting to repeat the insulting name as long as she can get away with it

as if we'd be able to do anything about it any other time
No. 301528
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301528
No. 301529
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301529
I SWEAR TO GOD ANONYMOUS, YOU BEST NOT HAVE MESSED UP MY SAKUYA ENDING
No. 301532
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301532
Back to the lake
No. 301534
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301534
"No. Why would she need padding? She's not going to fall down, is she?" Flandre looks oblivious. "I asked how the food was. Answer."


[ ] "It's fine."

[ ] "Great! Can I have more?"

[ ] "It's alright."

[ ] "Needs more pepper."

[ ] "Horrible."

[ ] "No, really, she uses it on her chest to look "Sexy" when she's actually a flat chested bitch."

[ ] Remain silent, eat

[ ] Scream

[ ] Flee
No. 301531
YOU RUINED IT, ANONYMOUS

LIKE YOU RUIN EVERYTHING

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
No. 301535
DEUS EX MACHINA WILL SAVE US FROM DEATH
No. 301539
>>301514
what has anon done?
No. 301545
[ ] "No, really, she uses it on her chest to look "Sexy" when she's actually a flat chested bitch."

MOU IKKAI
No. 301546
[X] "Great! Can I have more?"
No. 301547
>>301529

sorry, you're boned
No. 301548
>>301529
It was fucked ever since we used her kitchen.
No. 301550
[X] "It's fine."
No. 301552
[X] "Great! Can I have more?"
No. 301543
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301543
"Pads, huh?"
No. 301542
[X] "Needs more pepper."
No. 301554
[X] Scream HELP ME, EIRIIIIIIIIIIN
No. 301556
[x] It's good! *eat a bunch to demonstrate*
No. 301558
[X] "No, really, she uses it on her chest to look "Sexy" when she's actually a flat chested bitch."
No. 301559
[x] "It's alright."

We... we lived?!
No. 301560
[X] "Needs more pepper."
No. 301562
[X] "It's alright."
No. 301564
Anon-san! Anon-san! Suicide stop! Committing, suicide stop!
[X] "Great! Can I have more?"
No. 301565
[X] "It's fine."

Still not going to save us from getting Laked.
No. 301566
[X] Scream

Just for the fuck of it
No. 301568
[x] "No, really, she uses it on her chest to look "Sexy" when she's actually a flat chested bitch."
No. 301569
"Great! Can I have more?"
No. 301570
[ ] "Great! Can I have more?"

I can tell we'd all be dead now if GM didn't want to jerk us around so much, that glorious bastard.
No. 301571
[X] "It's fine."
No. 301572
[X] "No, really, she uses it on her chest to look "Sexy" when she's actually a flat chested bitch."

KILL US FLANDRE KILL US!
No. 301575
[x] "Great! Can I have more?"
No. 301578
[X] Scream
No. 301579
[X] "Great! Can I have more?"
No. 301581
[x] "It's fine."
No. 301583
[x] "No, really, she uses it on her chest to look "Sexy" when she's actually a flat chested bitch."
No. 301584
[X] "It's alright."
We've already tripped the flag, she'll kill us once we are no longer a guest.
No. 301585
>>301564
(User was Knifed for this post)
No. 301586
[X] "No, really, she uses it on her chest to look "Sexy" when she's actually a flat chested bitch."
No. 301589
[ ] "No, really, she uses it on her chest to look "Sexy" when she's actually a flat chested bitch."

Shiki-sama route GO!
No. 301590
suicidal anon is suicidal. I think they just want to start over given that they see no way out of this, or there's a bunch of retards thinking "LULZ LET'S RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE ELSE~"
No. 301591
[X] "Great! Can I have more?"
No. 301592
>>301586
>>301583
>>301572
>>301568
>>301558
>>301545
>>301589


....


[ ] "No, really, she uses it on her chest to look "Sexy" when she's actually a flat chested bitch."

Winner
No. 301593
[x] "No, really, she uses it on her chest to look "Sexy" when she's actually a flat chested bitch."
No. 301594
Well, it looks like my first ever WUIG thread is going to be a short one. Thanks for getting us killed before I even managed to get my bearings, anon.

YOU NEVER MENTION PADS AROUND THE MEIDO
No. 301595
FUCK YOU ANON
No. 301596
WHY DID YOU DO THIS

WHY DID YOU DO THIS
No. 301599
[x] "Needs more pepper."
No. 301600
[X] "No, really, she uses it on her chest to look "Sexy" when she's actually a flat chested bitch."

I'mma get knaifu'd by mai waifu.
D:
No. 301602
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301602
>>301592
Wow, way to go dumbasses
No. 301603
>>301592
Dammit.
Flandre will be pissed that we didn't answer her question
No. 301604
>>301579
>>301575
>>301570
>>301569
>>301564
>>301552
>>301546

Winner
[X] "Great! Can I have more?"
No. 301605
"Great! Can I have more?" WON
No. 301607
[ ] "It's fine."
No. 301609
Oh, Anon. Haven't you learned by now?
When Flandre asks you a question, ANSWER THE QUESTION. Don't tip-toe around it. Don't change the subject.

Do what she tells you to do.
Say what she wants you to say.
Shut up and act like the stuffed animal you are to her the rest of the time.

Unless, you know, you WANT to die a quick yet horribly painful death. In that case, I suggest hopping in the lake again. That's already proven to be a fine way to go.
No. 301610
>>301592

don't listen to this faggot "Great! Can I have more? is the winnter
No. 301611
>>301604
>>301592
Wait, what?
No. 301612
>>301604
>>301592

Winner:
"Great! Can I have some more? Also, Sakuya uses pads to look 'sexy' even though she's just a flatchested bitch."
No. 301613
>>301604
>>301592

Which one?
No. 301614
[X] "No, really, she uses it on her chest to look "Sexy" when she's actually a flat chested bitch."
No. 301616
>>301592
lmao i was the last vote too
No. 301618
[X] "Great! Can I have more?"
No. 301619
>>301610
..What? It's Spring, not winter.
No. 301621
>>301613
Sup vvav. Good job with all the writing, eh?
No. 301622
Maybe GM will take the Nasu approach from now on, where we have to pick the options most likely to get us killed.
No. 301623
WHAT THE FUCK ANON
No. 301624
Anon is proving himself to be a colossal retard and amazing faggot here.

Good job Anon.

Good job.
No. 301626
IT'S KOMACHI TIME
No. 301627
We're never gonna get a sex scene out of this anyway. Bad end go!
No. 301628
[x] "Great! Can I have more?"
No. 301630
>>301626

inorite?
No. 301633
[] "Great! Can I have more?"
No. 301637
>>301604
So, we're still alive....for now.
No. 301640
>>301609
Fuck that
She needs to learn that people aren't her fucking toys
That she can't hold people down just because she's a batshit insane kid locked in the basement
She needs to learn her fucking place.
No. 301641
it's pretty obvious too that GM is trying to give us second chances instead of killing us. we should have died when we called flan a beautiful 'girl'
No. 301645
[X] "No, really, she uses it on her chest to look "Sexy" when she's actually a flat chested bitch."
No. 301646
>>301640
And on the other hand, she can destroy people with a single thought. It's best not to piss her off.
No. 301647
LANDSHARK END
No. 301648
>>301640
her place is killing anyone she wants
No. 301657
[X] New Game

Lets start over and get Alice. If anything we could learn some magic from her in a relatively safe area.
No. 301658
[X] "Great! Can I have more?"

>>301640
btw she knows her place, its atop the food chain, Anon happens to be her favorite food
No. 301659
NO FAGETS WHAT ARE YOU DOING
No. 301661
>>301641
What;s obvious is the GM doesnt care anymore and wants to get back to his life by ending this story.

we have no continues left
No. 301663
FUCK WE'RE GONNA DIE
No. 301666
[X] "Great! Can I have more?" really did win. go look. one person didn't put a [ ] or [x] in front of his vote, but it's there. 7 of those before we even get 5 votes for pad end.
No. 301668
>>301646
Oh booo hooo, I don't like my new toy so I'm going to look at him and kill him in 2.486 or what the fuck ever seconds
Fuck that noise
What a whiny bitch
No. 301669
>>301640
And Anon, the fleshy weakling who has now died three times to FUCKING WATER, is just the one to teach this lesson to a being who can reduce us to atoms in seconds and destroys comets for the lulz.
Riiiiiight.
No. 301670
[X] "No, really, she uses it on her chest to look "Sexy" when she's actually a flat chested bitch."
No. 301671
We are not going to get out of the mansion alive anyway
No. 301672
>>301659
I'm pretty sure some retard was spamming that bad end reply
No. 301673
>>301659
>>301663
"Great! Can I have more?" won.
Learn to count votes.
No. 301677
>>301661
GM said that either Marisa or Cirno will get us out of the mansion, depending on whether we leave willingly or not, so he's clearly planned ahead.

Anonymous is just a stupid fucker.
No. 301680
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301680
GM counted. "Great" was the winrar. PS: This will be a short thread before GM has to sleep.

Flandre frowned, pretending to be hurt. "Why, Mr. Dumbass, do you like her cooking more than -mine-?"


[ ] "No."

[ ] "Yes."

[ ] "Maybe."

[ ] "I didn't try it."

[ ] "Didn't Sakuya make that too?"

[ ] Remain silent, eat
No. 301684
>>301668
Go ahead. You try that on her. Nothing of value will be lost.
No. 301685
>>301669

It was some really badass and cold water, though. Not ordinary by any means.
No. 301686
[x] "No."
No. 301688
[X] "Yes."
No. 301691
>>301666
>>301673
Oh thank goodness.
No. 301692
[X] "No, really, she uses it on her chest to look "Sexy" when she's actually a flat chested bitch."
No. 301695
>>301669
It... it was really cold water... and I tried to kill myself one of those times...
No. 301696
[x] "No."
No. 301722
[X] "No."
Shit we're still alive?!
No. 301697
>>301680
[ X] "No."
Well, shit.
No. 301698
[X] "No."
No. 301699
[ ] "No."
No. 301701
[x] "Didn't Sakuya make that too?"
No. 301702
[X] "I didn't try it."
No. 301703
[ ] "I'm telling you. Pads. Just pat her down. They're there."
No. 301704
[ ] "I didn't try it."
No. 301705
[X] "Yes."
Don't flatter the Flandre
No. 301706
>>301680
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck.
[ ] "Yes."
No. 301707
[X] "Didn't Sakuya make that too?"

BWAHAHAHAHA
No. 301708
[X] "Didn't Sakuya make that too?"
No. 301709
[ ] "No."
FUCKING NO
No. 301710
[ ] "Didn't Sakuya make that too?"
No. 301711
[x] "No."
No. 301712
>>301680
[X] "I didn't try it."
No. 301713
[X] "Didn't Sakuya make that too?"
No. 301714
[x] "No."
No. 301715
[X] "I didn't try it."
No. 301716
x I didn't try it.
No. 301717
[ ] "No."
No. 301718
>>301680
You're not even trying anymore.
No. 301740
[ ] "Didn't Sakuya make that too?"

obviously she is fucking with us, she doesnt know how to cook, unless by cooking you mean blasting a helpless mortal so she can feast on his flesh but going to far and finding no eatable bits left.
No. 301724
[ ] "No."
No. 301725
[XX] "No."
No. 301727
[ ] "Didn't Sakuya make that too?"
No. 301728
[X] "I didn't try it."
No. 301730
[X] "Didn't Sakuya make that too?"
No. 301734
[ x] "No."
No. 301735
[x] "No."
No. 301736
[X] "I didn't try it."
No. 301737
[X] "No."
No. 301738
[X] "No."
No. 301741
>>301718
Not my fault vampire loli is boring.
Not my fault human bodies need sleep. Zzz. You know. I think it's because I went outside today.
No. 301745
[x]No
No. 301747
[ ] "I didn't try it."

MAN UP AND EAT THE GUTS, ANON.
No. 301749
[X] "Didn't Sakuya make that too?"

Aww shit.
No. 301750
>>301680
I don't see any good way out of this one.
Either Flan will be upset because we didn't try her "cooking", or will try to shove it down our throats.
No. 301751
>>301740
She doesn't know that she eats humans, all the dishes she eats are prepared
No. 301758
>>301686
>>301696
>>301697
>>301698
>>301699
>>301709
>>301711
Winner: "No."
No. 301759
>>301741
BRING A NOTEPAD AND WRITE YOUR POSTS BEFOREHAND

OR

GET A CO-WRITER
No. 301760
Not voting for any in this post, but here's my prediction of what will happen for each of these.
[ ] "No."
You have to eat some of her food. Bad end.
[ ] "Yes."
She blows you the fuck up for saying her food sucks.
[ ] "Maybe."
She blows you the fuck up for fucking around.
[ ] "I didn't try it."
She makes you try it.
[ ] "Didn't Sakuya make that too?"
She gets pissed at you for insinuating that she can't cook.
[ ] Remain silent, eat
She gets pissed at you for not responding, like the bear.

We can't win.
No. 301762
PICK ANY CHOICE
BAD END AWAITS
FINAL DESTINATION
No. 301770
>>301760
We can claim to be full when she offers her food.
No. 301771
[x] "Didn't Sakuya make that too?"
No. 301775
DEUS EX MACHINA
No. 301776
>>301751
exactly you dumb fuck, like i said, fucking with you.

BTW weather or not she knows what she eats at the SDM is human flesh, she does eat human flesh when she goes out for a fresh meal.
No. 301777
>>301770
She'll rip open our stomaches and make room
No. 301779
>>301759

>GET A CO-WRITER

This might lead to confusion between GM and the other writer though. That aside, that might lead to potentially longer, more awesome threads.
No. 301781
>>301759

You obviously have many people willing to be co-writers, including me.
No. 301783
>>301759
>BRING A NOTEPAD AND WRITE YOUR POSTS BEFOREHAND

That would be worthless and time consuming. He'd have to write replies for ALL the choices, can you imagine just how much time would that consume?
No. 301784
>>301776
she never goes out
No. 301801
>>301776

She's always locked in the basement dumbass
No. 301791
I am going to laugh if Anon turns out to have Avalon inside him or something.
No. 301793
To the guy archiving these:

https://rapidshare.com/files/102130386/ywuig.rar.html

Enclose new posts in div tags.
No. 301796
Well, so much for our promise to see China again.
No. 301797
>>301711
>>301760
>Not voting for any in this post, but here's my prediction of what will happen for each of these.

you voted no just above
No. 301803
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301803
>>301760
>>301770
1. "Eat" food
2. Ask to use the bathroom
3. ???
4. GET OUT OF HERE IT'S A BOMB
No. 301802
>>301793
Sweet! Thanks. I'll upload this to the fileserver.
No. 301804
>>301770

Better to eat it and hope we don't die than get ripped into little pieces and have no chance of living.
No. 301805
This is what Anon gets for fucking around in haunted mansions. He should have been content Meiling and Cirno's company, and have returned home to have "hey we saved each other's lives" sex with Keine.
No. 301808
>>301779
you can cordinate the thread using another 3rd party chat program, irc, msn, icq among others.
No. 301813
>>301797

I meant that post wasn't meant to add another vote for any of them. I realize now that it was sorta unnecessary to add that option, and it caused confusion...Meh.
No. 301814
>>301783
He could at least jot down ideas.
No. 301816
>>301802
Horray! A cascading style sheet! Thanks again Anon.
No. 301817
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301817
"Okay. That's good. Because if you didn't, I'd have to make you taste it again to test. Umm, you had some, right? Right." Flandre doesn't seem to realize you never had anything she offered to you, and when you finish the eggs, she dashes away, leaving you without another word to see her sister.
Some manners.
You're tired, and you want out of this dress.


[ ] Take off the dress

[ ] Sleep

[ ] See China

[ ] See Patchouli

[ ] Find Sakuya
No. 301835
[ ] Take off the dress

We must be men again!
No. 301836
[X] See Patchouli
Sleep would be smarter, but she calls to me
No. 301823
>>301779
>This might lead to confusion between GM and the other writer though.

He's posting as Anonymous.
No. 301829
[X] See China
No. 301831
[X] See Patchouli
No. 301832
[ ] Eavesdrop on Flandre and Remilia
Balls to the wall, Anon.
Balls to the wall.
No. 301833
[ ] See China

LET'S SHOW CHINA HOW PRETTY WE ARE
No. 301834
>>301817

[ ] Sleep
No better option.
No. 301855
[X] Find Sakuya

Maybe now you've suffered she'll forgive you? It's worth a shot
No. 301837
[ ] Take off the dress
No. 301838
[X] See China
No. 301840
[X] Sleep

Please guys, don't take off the dress. You'll just piss off Flandre.
No. 301841
[x] Eavesdrop on Flandre and Remilia
No. 301842
[x] See China
No. 301843
[X] Try to escape
No. 301845
[X] Find Sakuya
No. 301847
sleeep
No. 301849
[x] Try to escape
No. 301850
[x] See Patchouli
(time to learn some magic)
No. 301851
[X] See Patchouli
No. 301852
[ ] Eavesdrop on Flandre and Remilia
No. 301853
[X] Find Sakuya
leave the dress on to amuse her
No. 301854
read more dolts, she isnt locked in the basement, she chooses to remain in the basement. no physical lock could contain a being that can vaporise the house its attached to. And tho it is rare, she does leave the basement when she feels like it, usualy at the full moon.
No. 301869
[X] See Patchouli
No. 301856
[X] Sleep
No. 301857
[ ] Find Sakuya


thank you thank you
No. 301860
[x] See China
I feel pretty, oh so pretty~
No. 301861
[X] See Patchouli
No. 301862
>>301817
[X] CAREFULLY Take off the dress.

you ruin her dress, she'll wreck your shit, yo.
No. 301863
>>301817

[X] Eavesdrop on Flandre and Remilia

How could it go wrong?
No. 301864
[X] Eavesdrop on Flandre and Remilia
No. 301866
[ ] See Patchouli
No. 301886
[X] Eavesdrop on Flandre and Remilia

Maybe they're having hot incestuous lesbian vampire loli sex!
No. 301872
Okay Anon, you now can choose between:
https://bloodyshovel.oddwebsite.com/Ehs%20folder/YWUIG.html
https://bloodyshovel.oddwebsite.com/Ehs%20folder/ywuigCSS.html
No. 301873
[X] See Patchouli
No. 301874
[ ] Eavesdrop on Flandre and Remilia
No. 301875
>>301823

I meant more like other writer does something that makes GM go 'wtf', e.g. fuck off all past events and skip all relevant information to turn things to their own tastes.
No. 301876
[X] Sleep
No. 301879
I'm pretty sure Patchy wins.
No. 301881
[X] Find Sakuya
She's a wonderful woman
No. 301883
[x] See China
No. 301884
[X] See Patchouli

Learn some fucking Magic Faggots, from possibly the one person in SDM that doesnt plan to kill you on a wim.
No. 301887
>>301862
all of her shit is ruined. she finds a ruined dress in her room, she'll assume she did it and forgot about it.
No. 301900
[ ] See Patchouli
I think its a good idea to see her, but i do not recall, is it still the same day we saw her, or are we on the promised day already?
No. 301890
Not going to quote, but Pachouili wins
No. 301891
[ ] See China
No. 301893
See Patchouli wins.
No. 301894
>>301875
IT'S GM'S FAULT FOR HAVING A LIFE
No. 301896
See Patchouli
No. 301897
[X] See China
Gotta see her one last time before I die...
No. 301898
>>301872
What does Anon think of Anon's style?
No. 301902
Why do you guys want to see Patchy? Didn't she say she might teach us magic tomorrow? Not tonight?
No. 301903
>>301893

y'all are pussies
No. 301904
>>301900
It's a new day, I think. Or something.
No. 301906
>>301884
remind me. why did we come here again?
No. 301918
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301918
Guys, word of advice: if we convince Patchy to teach us magic, DON'T let onto Flandre about it. Otherwise she might want to play danmaku, and then we're laked.
No. 301914
[x] Take off dress, put it on skeleton under bed.

Problem solved!
No. 301915
[ ] See Patchouli
No. 301916
>>301906
To rape Patchy
No. 301917
>>301906
Delicious librarian ass
No. 301919
>>301914
what skeleton?
No. 301920
>>301904
>>301900

It's still Day 3...
No. 301921
>>301900
SURVIVE TILL DAY FIVE
No. 301924
>>301914
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ANON, YOU ARE GENIUS, AS EXPECTED FROM ME
No. 301930
>>301918
>>301917
Holy shit assmind.
No. 301933
Yeah, GM?
I think its Day 4 at least.
Its got to be midnight
No. 301934
>>301902
Patchy can at least hold Flandre at bay if she comes back in a bad mood. It's a matter of survival.
No. 301937
>>301872
keep the second one:
https://bloodyshovel.oddwebsite.com/Ehs%20folder/ywuigCSS.html
i've read the other one you did and it has a few mistakes here and there (mostly t missing before an ', what is that?) and the new format is easier on the eyes
No. 301943
[X] See Patchouli
No need to take off the dress. Every there knows what kind of shit your going through.
No. 301945
>>301919

From the hide and seak thing when we first met Flandre. That way, she'll think we've died or something and we're free to pursue moar delicious China!
No. 301955
>>301945

I want more delicious Flandre...
No. 301956
This one looks graet, go wit it


https://bloodyshovel.oddwebsite.com/Ehs%20folder/ywuigCSS.html
No. 301958
I don't know if Patchy will be too keen on seeing us. She already told us she needed to think about teaching us magic for the next day.
No. 301961
Use corpse under bed
Fake own death
Sneak out of mansion
Do not jump in lake
Hang out with China until Cirno comes back
DO NOT JUMP IN LAKE
No. 301964
[X] Sleep
No. 301968
[x] Try to escape
Let's get out of the Suck Dick Mansion and go back to Keine.
No. 301971
>>301961
>Do not jump in lake.

I...I don't follow?
No. 301974
>>301934
Patchy doesnt care about your life. She is more interested in her books. True she did agree to teach you but i dought you are interesting enough to get in an enraged Fladres way.
No. 301975
we were finally given a straight up chance to sleep and we passed it up. we are going to fall flat on our face due to exhaustion.
No. 301978
>>301741
If Flan is boring you, GET US THE FUCK OUT OF THERE.

Also;
[x] Patchy
No. 301982
>>301914
Holy fuck, that might work!
No. 301985
>>301974
>True she did agree to teach you but i dought you are interesting enough to get in an enraged Fladres way.

she didn't agree to shit. she said she would consider it and to come see her tomorrow for an answer
No. 301986
[X] See China
No. 301992
>>301985
By the time we get there, it probably will be tomorrow.
No. 301995
He's gone, isn't he.
No. 301996
>>301956
Okay. I'll go back to storing it as
https://bloodyshovel.oddwebsite.com/Ehs%20folder/YWUIG.html
with the style.

Also, is it just me, or does GM now stop whenever a thread starts autosaging?
No. 301998
>>301961
I don't know what's worse, the fact that you felt it needed to be put in twice, or the fact that it DID need to be put in twice.
No. 302004
>>301995
Yes
No. 302006
>>301985
thats as good as a yes, i dont think GM would jerk us around with no lives left.
No. 302010
>>301982
[x] Take off dress, put it on skeleton under bed.
[x] Take off dress, put it on skeleton under bed.
[x] Take off dress, put it on skeleton under bed.
GO ANONS GO! THIS IS OUR ESCAPE
No. 302017
[x] Take off dress, put it on skeleton under bed.

WE AM A GENIUS!
No. 302018
>>301995
yeah, im starting to think so to. Sure would be nice if he told us he was leaving. I dont realy want to start a game if there is still a thread going on.
No. 302029
next time he shows up we should ask him what it's like to have a life. does it really whisk you away without a moments notice so you don't have a chance to say "I gotta go"?
No. 302030
>>301918
NOT TRUE. Sure it will be a sticky situation but should we learn to use magic we may gain the ability to fly, i think GM has been hinting about it. IF we can fly we can make a bline to Marisas house and choose the hide behind her option.
No. 302031
>>302006
It's not so much a matter of if she would or wouldn't, but having to give up escaping in order to do it. The sooner we get away from the SDM, the sooner we get away from the fucking lake.
No. 302032
GM here.
What was the result? I'll post one last choice before bed.
No. 302033
>>302030
NEVER fly over the lake.
No. 302038
>>302032
I'm almost positive Patchy won
No. 302039
>>302032

Result was Patchy
No. 302041
>>302032
It was meeting Patchouli.
No. 302042
>>302031
To escape SDM
We must approach the lake.

We are not at SDM because we want to be.
We are at SDM because we are afraid to leave
No. 302045
>>302032
good question, what was the result? no one counted up this time.
No. 302049
>>302031
Yeah but what happens when we do get out and find our self facing one of the other crazy bitches in Gensokyo, Like that flower cunt. With no magic we are still just a fragile 4channer whos flesh would make good fertalizer.
No. 302054
>>302042
No, we're at the SDM because we wanted to be.
We COULD have stayed at least in the general vicinity of the village with Keine. We could have even tried to storm Eintei to bean Eirin on the head with a rock. But nooooooooooooo! We had to go to the mansion again, to get killed by rushing past China and then committing suicide.
No. 302055
If it was Patchy?
I'll be on tomorrow, 1 PM EST.
You guys deserve something decent, not something sleepily half written. This is Gensokyo Man, saying good night.
No. 302061
>>302055
>1 PM EST

I'm calling bullshit.
No. 302065
>>302055
Night GM. Thanks for the bedtime story
No. 302066
>>302055
Okay! Please, please, please try to be on time!

And thanks so much for all the threads!
No. 302068
>>302055

ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME. Quality > Quanity.

DON'T BE LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No. 302070
I kinda wish this guy would put a trip on. Would make things a lot more convenient around here.
No. 302074
At least with magic we may have a chance to fly away, toss up a barrier and run away, summon Chirno to use as a shield and flee. Options Anon, Patchy must give us options.
No. 302076
>>302055
damn, this is the only reason I really come on /jp/
No. 302087
Don't you think that dressing up that skeleton would be a little over the top? She's not dumb and that previous plaything of hers has obviously been in her room for a while now. Leaving clothes on a dried skeleton won't convince her that you suddenly died.
No. 302104
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302104
I have a feeling that even if we learned magic it wouldn't be enough to defend against Flan. We need to either get her to WANT to let us go unharmed, or become so distracted/interested by something else that she simply wouldn't care or notice if we left.

Or pray Keine and Mokou haven't forgotten about us, and come along with Cirno when she comes back for us.
No. 302115
>>302087
Well she is sharp but she is also Insane. Who knows what the result would be if we dressed the skeleton up as Mr Dumbass. She forgot that she didnt feed us any of her food that she didnt make. I still say she is fucking with us, i mean we are her toy after all. Who knows, maby she will find the skeleton more interesting and leave us to our good end with Patchy.
No. 302133
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302133
Christ, why won't you just die Anon? We need our writer for the project.

Seriously. Burn Patchi's books. Rape the maid while shouting "PADPADPADPADPAD" like Katto. Just go out in a blaze of glory and end this!
No. 302132
>>leave us to our good end with China.
No. 302158
>>302104
yeah but still, with magic we have a much better chance to escape. Right now the best thing to do would be to get way to defend our selves. We died to a lake, 3 fucking times. What happens we we run across an angry tree? If we escaped with out dieing to the lake again we would still be defenseless in a world with other terrible things. We are already in the worst possible place for a defenseless human to be yet we have an option to gain some might. May as well take advantage of it.
No. 302168
>>302133
No.
No. 302192
>>302158
Well, if we had gone for Eientei instead, we might have been able to butter up Eirin enough to snag some Hourai Elixir.

Or, I dunno, cut Kaguya open and steal her liver while she was asleep, or something.
No. 302253
>>302192
That would have been sweet... but i wasnt there to vote. Thats in the past now. We have to make the best of the VERY VERY bad situation we are in.
No. 302285
>>302253
Even worse if those "Save Points" we got aren't really there to let us go back once we run out of continues.
No. 302644
[ ] Take off the dress
No. 302815
>>302644
who dress? anon winks at anon

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